/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.20378283]

Maybe we should actually ban tiktok

[Anonymous No.20378289]

>>20378283
you think tiktok invented pasta salad sandwich?

[Anonymous No.20378296]

>>20378289
That's a chopped Italian sub there, chief

[Anonymous No.20378302]

>>20378296
and? throw in some macaroni and then what is it?

[Anonymous No.20378309]

>>20378283
technically that's a burger

[Anonymous No.20378315]

>>20378302
A chopped Italian with macaroni

[Anonymous No.20378317]

>>20378283
Maybe we should actually ban all social media*

[Anonymous No.20378329]

>>20378315
youre gay as you are stupid

[Anonymous No.20378330]

>>20378317
This, let's ban smartphones while we're at it. Both have caused massive societal damage, and it will only get worse from here.

[Anonymous No.20378336]

>>20378315
better shut your fucking mouth before you end up as a chopped Italian with macaroni

[Anonymous No.20378342]

>>20378296
That's clearly a, uh... um...

[Anonymous No.20378368]

>>20378329
You're a fucking idiot who can't tell the difference between chopped up salami and pasta

[Anonymous No.20378392]

>>20378368
no anon, believe it or not I can
I cant however tell the difference between zoomers who think everything they do was created by them, and genuine downies seething over a preparation of sandwich

[Anonymous No.20378397]

>>20378392
Pasta or salami, dipshit

[Anonymous No.20378416]

>>20378397
youll notice there are little bits of vegetables in there, chop up some deli meat and throw the whole thing on bread
tiktok meme or normal dish?

[Anonymous No.20378420]

>>20378416
You definitely cannot tell the difference between pasta and salami

[Anonymous No.20378443]

>>20378420
your mom sure can, she was glad to trade up from a noodle to my big floppy salami

[Anonymous No.20378455]

>>20378443
it's completelt obvious now that you think salami is a type of pasta

[Anonymous No.20378456]

>>20378455
*farts violently*

[Anonymous No.20378459]

>>20378456

[Anonymous No.20378468]

Anyway, chopped italian subs are clearly inferior to normal italian subs and if you disagree you are an alien. Grindah bro, wherever you are (Worcester), save us from this insanity!

[Anonymous No.20379724]

Idk bros there are some really interesting creators who make food related content. Like this guy:

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSFboeF3q/

[Anonymous No.20379736]

>>20378468
You should try a caprese.

Mozzarella, capocollo/prosciutto/salami, roma tomato, arugula, thick balsamic, pesto.

Sweet and tangy and salty that melts in your mouth with a big crusty bread that crunches when you bite in to it.

[Anonymous No.20379748]

>>20378283
My issue with it is that it's cold
This would be way better if it was toasted or hot and melty

[Anonymous No.20380664]

>>20378283
Can you post a smaller, lower res photo? This one is far too detailed.

[Anonymous No.20380836]

>>20380664

[Anonymous No.20380898]

>>20380836
jej

[Anonymous No.20380951]

>>20378330
let's ban people who say we should ban things!

[Anonymous No.20381138]

>>20380951
Agreed, if you don't let 8yos make TikTok videos of them injecting fentanyl into their eyeballs you're a fascist who hates freedom and human rights.

[Anonymous No.20381195]

>>20381138
cable sets 20 years ago had parental block systems
why everyone has to suffer because modern systems for such a thing can't be implemented is "interesting."
give us your ID to use that internet, sla- "citizen"

[Anonymous No.20381208]

>>20381138
maybe we should take the slightest amount of accountability for ourselves and our kids

[Anonymous No.20381213]

>>20381208
Americans by this point would rather have the state do it for them. But not pay for their healthcare or their college education, that's too nanny state lmfao

[Anonymous No.20381221]

>>20381208
kids are just big rats for a tax writeoff
grandma can buy their clothes and school crap
shame about how expensive pop tarts are now, though

[Anonymous No.20381237]

>>20379736
caprese has no meat

[Anonymous No.20381243]

>>20381213
yeah because the former doesn't gibsmedat for niggers
nothing you say will ever make me want to give money to niggers

[Anonymous No.20381272]

>>20381213
sorry, I watch too much international news for any of this to land. the whole world's a joke, especially the countries with the largest number of non-Americans that go to American websites

[Anonymous No.20381293]

>>20381213
literally no one mentioned america. absolutely rent free

[Anonymous No.20381301]

>>20381293
>>20381272
>>20381243
hit a nerve, didn't I, cleetus?
>pweeessee deep state tell me what to do
>BUT DON'T PAY FOR ANYTHING NOOOOOOO

[Pideman No.20381351]

>>20381301
Do you think the Deep State should force us into cooking courses and madate state sanctioned sandwiches?

[Anonymous No.20381377]

>>20381351
That'd involve paying tax dollars to minorities, which is anathema to the American mindset. Every day they spend thinking about brown people and how to avoid brown people and how to never pay brown people a cent even when they'd gain twenty cents for every cent they get off of paying the brown person a cent, before coming onto here and posting slurs because they can't anywhere else on the internet.

[Anonymous No.20381393]

>>20381208
That's a bit hard to do when basically all the content they're exposed to encourages addiction, self harm and mental illness. Like it or not, the wider society does actually matter, and when you let it all decay and degenerate in the name of individualism and profit there are inevitable consequences for EVERYONE.
>>20381213
Providing free healthcare for obese blacks/endless hordes of brown migrants and free leftist indoctrination for everyone doesn't improve society though, quite the opposite.

[Anonymous No.20381429]

>>20381393
>all the content they're exposed to
maybe stop exposing them to that content then

[Anonymous No.20381446]

>>20381377
>>20381393
See? They're happy to have the boot trod on their necks as long as it's trodding on brown necks too. No accountability, state do everything for me except anything financial because that involves benefiting brown people. Only harm to me, because it harms the brown person.

Everything in the American's life revolves around brown people, the thought of brown people, the actions of brown people, how to avoid benefiting brown people. It is a society of of the crab bucket and the definition of cutting one's nose to spite the face.

[Anonymous No.20381470]

>>20381446
Yeah, let's have hate speech laws instead and put all these chuds in prison for life like Canada is doing. The left has no problem with the boot as long as it's on their feet and on a white man's face. Anyone who doesn't want their people to be overrun and erased by hordes of low IQ monsters must be evil, right?

[Anonymous No.20381477]

>>20381429
The only way to do that is to homeschool them and keep them away from the internet and other kids as much as possible. Like I said, when society is degenerated and toxic ANY participation in it is harmful.

[Pideman No.20381493]

>>20381477
You should go live in the woods with the other weirdos and let us have our gov sandwiches

[Anonymous No.20381504]

>It's okay to have the boot on my neck as long as it's on the brown person's equally
You're a sad state of affairs.

[Anonymous No.20382496]

>>20379736
caprese's suck

[Anonymous No.20383867]

>>20379736
Shit that looks delicious. I grow tomats and basil in the season just for making caprese salads, but I'm gonna have to try to remember to make one of these next chance I get.

[Anonymous No.20383975]

>>20379736
hurts my gums just looking at these

[Anonymous No.20384183]

>>20381446
Did you hit your post quota today, Chang?

1) To the extent possible make America the target of criticism. Play down the existence of Taiwan.
(2) Do not directly confront [the idea of] democracy; rather, frame the argument in terms of "what kind of system can truly implement democracy.”
(3) To the extent possible, choose various examples in Western countries of violence and unreasonable circumstances to explain how democracy is not well-suited to capitalism.
(4) Use America's and other countries' interference in international affairs to explain how Western democracy is actually an invasion of other countries and [how the West] is forcibly pushing [on other countries] Western values.
(5) Use the bloody and tear-stained history of a [once] weak people [i.e., China] to stir up pro-Party and patriotic emotions.
(6) Increase the exposure that positive developments inside China receive; further accommodate the work of maintaining [social] stability.

[Anonymous No.20384212]

>>20379736
>big crusty bread
>takes one bite
>90% of the innards fall onto the plate
Looks DELISH anon!

[Anonymous No.20384258]

>>20378283

[Anonymous No.20384715]

>>20384183
taiwan has a right to be sovereign, china is fucked up as hell, why does that mean america is above criticism, seriously reflect on yourself for a minute

[Anonymous No.20384873]

>>20384715
Fuck off, 五毛.

[Anonymous No.20384875]

>>20381446
the crab bucket metaphor only applies when all are same species. more like scorpion and crayfish in bucket mentality

[Anonymous No.20384898]

>>20384875
Crayfish in a bucket eat each other.

[Anonymous No.20384901]

>>20384898
no they don't they just sit there.

[Anonymous No.20384924]

>>20384901
unless they saw a scorpion or some other nastly bug in there. then they would probably go apeshit until it was removed or dead

[Anonymous No.20384927]

>>20384715
Taiwan is gay and China is gay. I’m going to make both of them suck my dick.

[sage No.20386650]

>>20378283
>IS THAT A FOOD COMBO I DON'T APPROVE OF? AAAAAAAH I'M GOING INSANE

[Anonymous No.20387051]

>ban tiktok because I'm offended by this submarine sandwich