/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.20319297]

This tastes like shit

[Anonymous No.20319303]

>>20319297
too spicy 4 u? lol pussy

[Anonymous No.20319305]

>>20319297
Stick to the mustard, weakling.
Joke aside, why did you buy something from /ck/? 99% of users here have bad taste.

[Anonymous No.20319306]

>>20319303
put it on your pussy and tell us.

[Anonymous No.20319308]

>>20319305
>99% of users here have bad taste.
i like WcChikken with mayo and ketchup.
simple ass.

[Anonymous No.20319316]

>>20319305
I am the 1%.

[Anonymous No.20319317]

>>20319305
>buy something from /ck/?
what?

[Anonymous No.20319339]

For some reason this shit tastes really good in tuna salad

[Anonymous No.20319343]

>>20319297
>displays video games like it's something to be proud of
>it's all nintendo

[Anonymous No.20319348]

>>20319297
It's not made to taste good; it's made for retards to try to one-up each other.

[Anonymous No.20319351]

>>20319343
nintendo games appreciate in value better than most investments
It's an understandable sign of wealth

[Anonymous No.20319401]

>>20319303
No, it tastes like bleach. I put two drops into a puddle of Taco Bell Diablo sauce and it ruined the taste of the whole thing while barely making it any hotter.

[Anonymous No.20319406]

>>20319317
I made a thread a few days ago talking about hot sauce and someone recommended me Dave’s Insanity sauce saying it lasts forever because of how hot it is. I don’t think I’ve ever had a hot sauce with capsaicin extract, I heard it tastes like chemicals but I had no idea how true that was.

[Anonymous No.20319429]

>>20319297

[Anonymous No.20319440]

>>20319429
This but unironically

[Anonymous No.20319473]

>>20319297
Not sure what your problem is. Hello it's called insanity sauce. Yeah I had a drop on my eggs once and it was far too spicy but at the very least I remember a distinct peppery flavor.

[Anonymous No.20319482]

>>20319473
The spice isn’t the issue at all, it’s the ammonia flavor. If anything I thought this would be hotter

[Anonymous No.20319489]

>>20319297
Whats in the skull?

[Anonymous No.20319491]

>>20319482
What sauce would you say has overkill levels of spice but still tastes good?

[Anonymous No.20319544]

>>20319297
>GOURMET INSANITY SAUCE

[Anonymous No.20319570]

>>20319297
Most meme sauces are just hot for the sake of being hot. I like the Yucatteco

[Anonymous No.20319573]

>>20319406
I was the anon who recommended that sauce to you. Sorry you didn't like it, maybe they changed their recipe since I last had it. Keep trying different sauces until you find something you like. I wish I could meet you in person and we could hang out. I'd like to play 2-player Skyrim with you.

[Anonymous No.20319579]

>>20319297
yo bitch ass can't handle the heat

[Anonymous No.20319584]

>>20319573
nta but I first tried it early 00's, it's always tasted like shit. I don't know if it was the first all-heat-no-flavor meme sauce but it definitely was the one that started the larger trend

[Anonymous No.20319631]

>>20319491
Pic related is much much better in terms of “really hot sauce that you mix with other normal sauce for best results”. It’s kinda expensive though
>>20319573
No need to apologize at all anon. I really just felt like making a short review of the sauce since we talked about it before in that other thread. If anything I know now to avoid sauce with capsaicin extract in the future so it wasn’t a complete waste. I’d love to play vidya with you :)

[Anonymous No.20319637]

[Anonymous No.20320228]

>>20319297
Anon, I'm guessing you don't properly clean your mouth/teeth/tongue or have long covid. Brush the shit out of your teeth, scrape your tongue, rinse with a non flavored mouthwash, and try again later. You're not some super heat tolerant person, you're probably just fucking gross.

[Anonymous No.20320232]

>>20319297
Put some in ur pee hole

[Anonymous No.20320235]

>>20319429
>>20319544
>>20319637
based

>>20319440
unbased

[Anonymous No.20320296]

>>20319440
I bet you regret taking anons word on that one, you were so excited kek

[Anonymous No.20320309]

https://www.iburn.com/Big-Daddys-GoatWhore-Blood-For-The-Master-p/goatwhore-hot-sauce.htm

The absolute best for a burger. Can't recommend it enough. It's like a hot Worcestershire sauce.

[Anonymous No.20320313]

>>20320309
Is it vegan?

[Anonymous No.20320356]

>>20320313
Honestly no idea. Worth checking though.

[Anonymous No.20320415]

This isn't the way Dave's insanity works, anon. It's for adding heat where there is none, not adding it to fucking taco bell Diablo sauce. It's not for flavor whatsoever. It's for things with flavor and no heat. Scold yourself for the misinterpretation

[Anonymous No.20320424]

>>20319297
You should have learned your lesson from the aardvark sauces. People only posted them because they weren’t in major chains. Now that you can buy it everywhere, the elitists don’t want it anymore.

[Anonymous No.20320437]

>>20319297

[Anonymous No.20320526]

>>20319440
is this your real appearance?

also if u are into hot sauces so much why not make your own? its not that much work after all

[Anonymous No.20320555]

>>20319406
It does. I kind of like the taste of chemicals

[Anonymous No.20320556]

>>20320415
>It's not for flavor whatsoever.
That’s apparent
>>20320526
Yes that’s me, I’ve often thought about how cool it would be to make my own sauce but I’d have no clue how to eat get started. I don’t even know how to cook let alone create condiments.

[Anonymous No.20320565]

>>20320556
I kneel for thy, Sauce-Sama

[Anonymous No.20320570]

>>20319440
How much African DNA do you contain? I'd wager 20 to 30 percent.

[Anonymous No.20320616]

>>20320570
A bit probably. Back when I used to smoke I preferred Newports and I watch big ass porn much more often than big tits. Also most of the black people in town are cool around me because they know how much weed I used to buy and used to see me in the hood a lot. And I have subs and limo tinted windows on my civic. I also often find my mothers food lacking in seasoning.

[Anonymous No.20320745]

>>20320556
Start growing the peppers now, bamaboy. Indoors if you're in NoBam

[Anonymous No.20320761]

>>20319297
Dave's insanity sauce is honestly really old, it's in the early generations of extra-hot sauces. The recipe hasn't kept up with others, you can get a similar heat level with a better taste with newer sauces.It's the same with stuff like Da Bomb, it has its reputation but its absolute dogshit from the early days when they didn't know how to properly incorporate capsaicin without fucking up the flavor.

[Anonymous No.20320788]

>>20320761
>newer sauces
Can you give me a recommendation of what’s the best hot sauce for mixing a few drops into some Texas Pete/walmart brand consumer level sauce to give it a hotter kick that doesn’t use the extract and is natural instead?

[Anonymous No.20320799]

Anyone tried this one? It’s no extract

[Anonymous No.20320840]

>>20320788
Interesting idea, I hadn't thought of that. This is honestly the correct use case for something like dave's insanity, although the original recipe won't get it to true soyface levels

[Anonymous No.20320851]

>>20320616
>busch light
ahh, a fellow patrician

[Anonymous No.20320924]

>>20320840
That’s what I bought it for, for mixing. But the chemical extract taste makes the Texas Pete just taste nasty and only slightly hotter desu

[Anonymous No.20320997]

>>20320556
if u would know how to cook u would be a gigachad and im not even joking pic related
making hot sauces is actually kinda easy since u cant fugg up as often compared to a medium complex recipe

>no drag and drop
>only 1 file per post
why is anyone still here desu? wtf

https://youtu.be/I7oFOz596BY?si=y83qSR96DrOosq51

[Anonymous No.20321015]

>>20319440
lol
lmao

[Anonymous No.20321470]

[Anonymous No.20322045]

>>20320424
Yeah that's totally it. The secret cabal of elitests you can't name.

[Anonymous No.20322053]

>>20319297
It's not bad, quite mild by today's standards but it pointed the way for genuinely spicy hot sauces.

[Anonymous No.20322069]

>>20322053
I’m not saying it’s too hot, I’m saying it’s too shitty tasting

[Anonymous No.20322081]

>>20322069
I find it very fair.

[Anonymous No.20322088]

It indeed tastes horrible. I only use it to bring the heat in the backend of something I make.

[Anonymous No.20322091]

>>20319440
based hot sauce enjoyer making all the brown soijakshitters shit and piss their pants

[Anonymous No.20322097]

>>20322069
It's quite tasty

[Anonymous No.20322129]

>>20322088
Any examples? I swear just two drops ruined my other hot sauce completely. I’ve been intermittent fasting lately so maybe I’m just hyper aware of flavors and shit when tasting stuff.
>>20322097
Are you sure you have the same kind as me? They apparently sell other kinds without extract in the same brand

[Anonymous No.20322136]

>>20322129
>Are you sure you have the same kind as me? They apparently sell other kinds without extract in the same brand

There are a range of Dave's yeah. That's the original, I enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.20322159]

>>20322136
To each their own

[Anonymous No.20322300]

>>20322129
Your other hot sauce was already hot. Why aren't you retaining the info I've given you in BOTH threads?

[Anonymous No.20322307]

>>20319297
You throughly shook the bottle before use, right, dodo bird?

[Anonymous No.20322490]

>>20322300
>diablo sauce
>hot
Your info doesn’t sound worth retaining

[Anonymous No.20322525]

>UHHHHH HUH HUH HUH HUH
>BY THE POWERS OF NAUGHTINESS
>I COMMAND THIS PARTICULAR DROP OF HOT SAUCE TO BE
>REALLY
>REALLY
>HOOOOOTTT

[Anonymous No.20322551]

>>20322490
>your info doesn't sound worth retaining
>I bought something and paid 3x for it because you shilled it
I think it's time to hop off your soap box, anon. I own you until further notice

[Anonymous No.20322555]

>>20319406
BASED valentina's enjoyer

[Anonymous No.20322592]

I love these ones, they are really not that spicy but smell amazing. do you guys know any other sauces with great smell?

[Anonymous No.20322604]

>>20322551
Yes that was before I knew you were a tastelet thoughever. Go suck the acid out of a battery if you like this stuff

[Anonymous No.20322676]

>>20322604
No, you fat fuck. You've overstayed your welcome. Just like every other relationship or situation you find yourself in

[Anonymous No.20322692]

>>20322676
Your sauce sucks ass, Dave. I run this thread. I’m equipped with an army of pictures/gifs accumulated over the years to bury you up to your neck in shitposts shall you decide to keep walking down this road. You’ve been warned.

[Anonymous No.20322750]

>>20319406
have you had tabasco?

[Anonymous No.20322783]

>>20322750
Yeah, it must have the extract too doesn’t it? I never thought about it but that’s why my parents and I have always disliked it probably. Oddly enough I feel like the last few times I tried Tabasco(at restaurants or guests house that only had it) I actually didn’t hate it.

[Anonymous No.20322788]

>>20322783
i dont think it has that, i was just wondering if you like it

[Anonymous No.20322801]

>>20322788
I don’t know if this is the same thing, it doesn’t say extract, just capsaicin