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>tell mom to get Bonne Maman
>she gets Smuckers instead
>says it’s just as good
I hate that bitch so much

>> No.20315264

>>20315261
Use your own salary and get your own jam you fucking moron.

>> No.20315270

thast shit cost like 7 dollars a jar, for that price you can make it yourself in bulk

>> No.20315273

>>20315261
bonne maman is so good

>> No.20315280

>>20315264
>>20315270
I know it's you mom, fuck you bitch

>> No.20315287

>>20315261
Smuckers is better, every time I've trid Bonne Maman it tasted like the fruit was spoiled. Truly disgusting and vile, the worst form of slop.

>> No.20315422

>>20315261
Are you disabled or something? Why would your mom of all people be buying your groceries?

>> No.20315426

>>20315264
im a NEET incel tho

>> No.20315427

>>20315270
And with less sugar, too. Bonne Maman has a shit ton of added sugar.

>> No.20315476

>>20315426
If you still live at home with your mom you shouldn't be allowed to call yourself an incel. Those two things are mutually exclusive.

>> No.20315574

>>20315261
this is the only blackberry preserves I can find round here that actually has chunks of berries in it. And then specifically the blackberry is hard to find
why does no one else make it chunky?

>> No.20315637

>>20315261
kid, buy it with the money you've earned yourself.
bon mama is good tho

>> No.20315651

What a DUMB SLUT (post creep shots of her fat dumpy mom ass)

>> No.20315653

What happened to Smuckers organic strawberry? It had real sugar in it instead of corm. I haven't seen it in stores in about a year.

Also Shaws fancy store brand jam is pretty good and cheap-ish.

>> No.20315682
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20315682

>>20315261
Bonne Maman is the regular jam you get here, is it something fancy in other countries ? You can get pic related if you feel like wasting money on carbs.

>> No.20315688
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20315688

>>20315682
In America, jam is the outlier. What they eat is 'jelly'. It's almost like the dessert jelly.

>> No.20315692

>>20315682
>is it something fancy in other countries
No, it's the middle class aspirational jam. They sell it in Walmart.

>> No.20315694

>>20315427
>sugar is bad
Females need to stfu with their health shit.

>> No.20315705

>>20315264
>jam
confirmed plebian

>> No.20315782

>>20315422
Because she loves me so much ;)

>> No.20315846

>>20315692
Lies, I've never seen it at walshart

>> No.20315852

Tell her smucker is filled with corn syrup sludge

>> No.20315893

>>20315270
You are gonna pay $7 just for the strawberries or other fruit that go into making that. Unless you have your own garden, you aren't beating jam prices.

>>20315688
Eh, it depends on what make/brand. It's definitely confusing though, no one observes standard terms here.

>>20315846
It is indeed at walshart. It's next to the PB. It's also not good. There are far better options out there.

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20315895

>>20315846

>> No.20315901

>>20315893
>pay
>not just foraging them shits and stuffing your freezer full of them

>> No.20315905

>>20315426
No you are a shameless parasite leeching off your mom. Too lazy to get a job

>> No.20315916

>>20315905
So? She was a shameless parasite leeching off his dad, she deserves this

>> No.20315919

>>20315261
Wow. You should kill your mom. Get a gun and kill your mom, shoot her in the head. Grab a firearm and end your mom's life. When she's in bed tonight walk up to her bedside with a gun and put a bullet in your brain.

>> No.20315924

>>20315919
Her brain, sorry. Reflexes took over.

>> No.20315951

>>20315916
You made that up

>> No.20316073

>>20315893
Just get frozen fruit

>> No.20316703
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20316703

Mmm yummy

>> No.20316776

>>20315427
It's jam what the fuck do you want? Do you know how jam is made?

>> No.20316788

>>20315261
Can't stand when megacorp slop mass producers try to make their products look homemade and rustic. I'll stick with smuckers

>> No.20316812

>>20315427
This reminds me I once gave homemade jam to someone who complained about there being too much sugar in it. You're both retarded.

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20316813

>>20315682
>parisienne
non, merci

>> No.20316844
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20316844

These days I prefer the low sugar smuckers. Doesn't have any artificial sweeteners it just uses less sugar.

>> No.20316874

>>20315261
Sounds like a stupid WHORE. Next time you tell her that, tell her that you told the story of how she bought Smuckers instead of Bonne Maman online and everyone said she's a stupid WHORE. DUMB BITCH GET THE RIGHT JELLY YOU DuMB FUCKING WHORE CUNT

>> No.20317113

>>20316874
you aren't going to earn any good boy points speaking to mummy like that anon

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20317119

Best stuff in the world if you can find it

>> No.20317284

>>20315261
You could say she's... not a Good Mom

>> No.20317442

>>20315694
How much diabetes

>> No.20317885

>>20315574
More consistent weight ratio of jam per jar

>> No.20318117

>>20315280
GO TO THE BATHROOM

>> No.20318140 [DELETED] 

>>20315261
I, too, want to engage in relations with your mother. You're not alone. I'd engage her so hard. She'd get such a destructive engaging. I'd engage the living daylights out of her. I'd probably end up with my face engaging her posterior. Then my engagement juice shooting anywhere.

>> No.20318141

NEET chads ITT

>> No.20318148

>>20315261
BM makes a quality marmalade. GOOD product.

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20318186

Up your game bros

>> No.20318195

>>20315261
You should be glad that your mom is still alive and gets stuff for you, you ungrateful fool!

>> No.20318198

>>20315426
no bon madam for you then lol

>> No.20318338

>>20318117
YOU'RE SHITTING YOURSELF.

>> No.20318347

>>20315688
Only for grape. For anything else, jam is way more common thana jelly. Not that anyone cares much about accurate terms either way.

>> No.20318671

>>20316844
Uses carob bean gum as a thickener, which is also sweet, so it makes up for the lower sugar. Also has minute amounts of calcium chloride, which acts as a thickener as well.

>> No.20318686

>>20315261
shit is so cash, got some bigass jar from costco years ago and it's almost finally finished, and is also good for 2 more years, was like 10 bux maybe; it's the 'Four Fruits' flavor

>> No.20318705

>>20318338
POOP IS COMING OUT OF YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLE.

>> No.20318802

>>20315261
kek, me and my dad literally bought a jar of this today.

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20318966

>>20318705
GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

>> No.20318984

>>20315427
If you use less sugar than one to one, it will mold within a month.

>> No.20318999

>>20315893
I make refrigerator jam/jelly fairly often, one jar at a time. I can get at least 3 cups, 24 oz, out of a pack of strawberries that cost less than $5 on sale. You can definitely beat jam prices if you use your noggin.

>> No.20319004

>>20318117
>>20318338
>>20318966
not yet wtf

>> No.20319166

>>20315261
my fault anon
i've been keeping her up very late recently, so i suppose she's probably a little sleep deprived

>> No.20319391

jelly > preserves > jam > marmalade > chutney

>> No.20319405
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20319405

>>20315261
Their best ones are fig, the berry mix one, blueberry. I don't remember the others it's been a minute but bon maman is great jams.

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20319481

>>20315261
no idea how those thuringian freaks do it, but this stuff is my go to. honourable mention to den gamle fabrik blackcurrant jam, though.

>> No.20319739

>>20315426
Absolutely based.

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20319792

None of the above answers are correct. Poor >people need not apply.

>> No.20319802

>>20315682
>Framboise anis abricot
Nigga I just want to buy a mf'ing raspberry jam. Jeez.
Why does every high end jam do this kind of shit, can't find normal jam in those quality ranges.
Don't get me started on the French not eating cranberry jam too.

>> No.20319804

>>20319802
>why is a french jam in french
I feel embarrassed to inhabit the same clay as you.

>> No.20319840

>>20319804
No I mean the fact that they mix different kinds of fruits + spices whereas I only want to buy some framboise jam

>> No.20319842

>>20315901
you really can't forage wild strawberries, I at least where I live. they grow relatively sparsely and any area with a large amount of them will be ransacked by ants. I just thank the universe when I manage to get a small handful of them and am transported to heaven for a few seconds.

>> No.20319843

>>20319840
https://www.confiture-parisienne.com/collections/tous-les-produits/products/lunique-framboise-100g

>> No.20320101

>>20317442
>you get diabetes from eating sugar
>the first causa, that occurred to the mind with reference to anything that stood in need of explanation, was accepted as the true explanation and served as such. (Savages show the same tendency in operation, as the reports of travelers agree)
Woman moment.
Diabetes is the /inability/ for your body to process sugar readily.

>> No.20320193

>>20320101
>Diabetes is the /inability/ for your body to process sugar readily.
Which you get how, faggot?

>> No.20320213

>>20320193
Not by eating sugar per se, numb-nuts.
One can get obese without eating sugar.

Again, eating sugar doesn't cause your body to be unable to process sugar per se. Otherwise you'd be saying eating too much fruit /will/ cause diabetes.

>> No.20320395

>>20315261
Since when is Bonne Maman are in America?

>> No.20320580

>>20319792
Got a jar of this. It's pretty good, but I mostly use it for cooking.

>> No.20320695

>>20315261
>not taking over the grocery shopping and replacing all your family's disgusting prole buying habits with tasteful expensive ones

>> No.20320703

>>20320695
I did this except with cutlery but they ruined them all and complained I'm being a hassle for telling them how to properly use them.

>> No.20320946

>>20320703
you're supposed to get them a bulletproof X50CrMoV15 set and never let them touch your good ones

>> No.20320951

>>20320703
at least they didn't blame you for cutting themselves on knives that you made "too sharp"

>> No.20321095

>>20317119
What is blackcurrant?

>> No.20321100

>>20315261
Stupid fucking whore. My mom always gets the reduced sodium version of things by "accident"

>> No.20321106

>>20321095
Ah! Ha! Yes exactly. What is strawberry? We certainly don't know.