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20279976 No.20279976 [Reply] [Original]

Normalize eating anything you want in your car.

>> No.20279979

>>20279976
Why not eat with your family at the dinner table? Are you an antisocial poorfag or something?

>> No.20279983

>>20279976
yeah like your sisters ass

>> No.20279993

>>20279979
Don’t want a family, don’t have a dinner table. I eat on the go.

>> No.20279996

>>20279993
what about the one you were born into fag
or your friends, you do have friends dont you

>> No.20280000

>>20279996
they’re all dead

>> No.20280006

>>20280000
whyd you do it?

>> No.20280011

Normalize eating chilli dogs in your blue Sonic-themed car.

>> No.20280060

>>20279976
I thought you were eating a pitbull for a second.

>> No.20280065

>>20279976
Who cares what you eat in your car while parked? The real question is what are you willing to eat while driving?

>> No.20280072

>>20279976
>Normalize eating anything you want in your car.
Why do you want to manipulate other people do behave in a way to cooperate with your muh feelings?

>> No.20280099

>>20280060
he is

>> No.20280156

>>20279976
I thought you were eating an old chamois leather.

>> No.20280234

>>20280099
Mr. Worldwide, noooooooo!

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>>20279976
>buhbuhbut you csan't COOK in your car s-so whats the point?
Boom.

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>>20279976
>>20279979
>>20280072
>>20280242
Ahem

>> No.20280266

>>20280253
why are they pouring bleach on their worm rice

>> No.20280284

>>20279976
I saw a dude straight up eating spaghetti while driving on a highway before. Looked exactly how you would imagine such a man, I was absolutely horrified

>> No.20280353

>>20280253
Why is the steering wheel badge upside down?

>> No.20280421

>>20279976
Sooo is there actually anything in that calzone?

>> No.20280423

>>20280421
duh look you can see the lint he pulled out from between the seats

>> No.20280431

>>20280353
australian rolls

>> No.20280439

>>20279976
Costanza, what is that you're eating over there? It looks pretty tasty.

>> No.20280457

>>20279976
Nice twink hands, femboy

>> No.20280494

>>20280253
That's not finger food

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>> No.20280578

>>20279976
Look at that tiny feminine wrist. Haha I love this website. Do you want to hang out and have sex later?

>> No.20280600

>>20280353
Probably one of the Pakistani RR "replicas".

>> No.20280604

>>20279976
Indian food tastes best while eaten in your car, this is fact. Butter Chicken and garlic naan for dipping ist my go-to.

>> No.20280633

>>20280253
we need to nuke the middle east

>> No.20280974

>>20279979
I can't stand the sounds of other people eating

>> No.20280980

>>20279976
That's the worst calzone I've ever seen

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>>20280439

>> No.20281760

>>20279976
I don't have a car

>> No.20282271

>>20281760
anyone can test drive one
read this thread of some guy whos hobby was test driving high end cars and jerking off all over the interior

>> No.20282313

>>20280060
toddler on opposite day

>> No.20282417

>>20282271
would you be interested in that kind of content? even if the guy's loads were really small because he jerked off multiple times per day?

>> No.20282428

>>20282417
eh its been done
you gotta take it to the next level, take a shit somewhere in the car, see thats good because theres multiple ways to escalate as you get more confident with it, nastier shits, in places much more likely to be noticed as you waddle off the lot, the possibilities are endless

>> No.20282662

ex of mine would eat soup in the car like an insane person

>> No.20282670

>>20280253
a bowl and a spoon, India
a bowl and a spoon

>> No.20282722

>>20282662
what the fuck

>> No.20282812

I ate fried chicken while driving today. I don't give a fuck. If anyone cared to look at me maybe I'd be more worried about crumbs on my shirt.

>> No.20282819

>>20279993
Where you going, sport?

>> No.20282855

>>20279976
God now that's a shitty calzone.

>> No.20283047

>>20282670
Not India, eating with your hands is a fairly common practice throughout the world.

>> No.20283059

>>20280253
Did that dude just put fanta in a baby bottle

>> No.20283074

>>20282313
Your child bit my dog. I demand it be euthanized, IMMEDIATELY! Use this hammer. You have ten seconds before my lawyers literally carve off your ass and put it up for auction.

>> No.20283175

>>20279976
Of all things you picked a Calzone... one of the most common things to eat in your car besides the obvious fast food chain stuff... Are you eating alone??? Then yes it is a bit strange.

>> No.20283179

>>20282855
Yes one of the worst ones I've ever seen but then I am not American so maybe this is a normal sight over there.

>> No.20283217

>>20280253
>Hmmm, how can I eat this basic middle-eastern food but also try to flex my wealth...
>I know, I'll eat it in my Rolls-Royce!
lmao this is what happens when you hand oil money to inbreds who marry their cousins

>> No.20283290

>>20283217
Britain doesn't have oil money though.

>> No.20283406

>>20283047
it's fucking rice

>> No.20283652

>>20283290
We should have but Thatcher sold it off the cunt.

>> No.20285713

>>20280253
>>20280266

It’s called “mensif.” It’s a Bedouin/Jordanian soup based on dried/salted goat milk yoghurt. Traditionally it’s served with turmeric spiced rice, lamb and fried pine nuts.

It’s often eaten from a communal plate with your hands, but that’s more of a cultural wank.

It’s best enjoyed with the soup and lamb in a separate bowl so you can control the ratio of fatty/salty soup and perfumed rice.

>> No.20285759

>>20282428
lol this sounds like a hilarious way to fuck with car dealers

>> No.20285789

>>20283074
haha okay man, settle down.

>> No.20285798

>>20285713
so riata? gotcha.

>> No.20285806

>>20283047
Why do they still use their poopy hands if spoons have been known to them for centuries?

>> No.20285830

Absolutely no eating in the car. The typical "new car smell" is simply the smell of the plastic panels, polyester upholstery, and their surface treatments before they get covered up by organic smells from various food.
You don't even have to spill the food. When you open your food, the moisture from the food spreads into the cabin, your car begins to smell like food. Unless you instantly air it out at high speed with windows open, the smell will linger. Most people simply eat, drive home and park, letting the smell settle into their cabin surfaces for days. Their cars collect the smells of hundreds of gluttonous slop sessions over just a few years.
Nothing but water and mints in the car, simple as. Takeout goes in the trunk. That's why people still comment on the "new car smell" in my 12 year old Honda.

>> No.20286026

>>20280253
Saudi Arabians are a blight on Islam.

>> No.20286029

I went to sticky fingers once with the family mini van. Got greasy sauce all over the steering wheel and window buttons. Thought I cleaned it all up, but apparently it was super greasy and my wife was mad about it the next day. She said I got it on the gear shift as well ...which is weird because I wasn't driving AND eating, I was parked. Hmm. Anyway, yes I've eaten fat fuck foods in the car before and paid a heavy price.

>> No.20286031

>>20285830
Ah, the smell of microplastics and petrochemicals as they infuse every aspect of your being.

>> No.20286129

>>20282819
Nowhere, really. Been wandering my whole life

>> No.20286149

>>20285830
>Absolutely no eating in the car.
I eat my checkers burger while driving back to campus at 2am to spite you.

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>> No.20286481

>>20280253
>a fucking rolls royce
I'm seething on so many apyn4

>> No.20286672

>>20286026
whole middle east and north africa are a blight on islam

>> No.20287318

When I was in the military I would drive to get food and eat it in an empty parking lot almost every night just so I could be gone for a bit longer.

>> No.20287540

>>20283047
Only in disgusting shitholes.
Every single civilised nation invented tools to eat with so you don't touch your food with your hands.

>> No.20287566

>>20286198
That's delightful. Very wholesome.

>> No.20287719

>>20280000
Quads of empty existence, Jesus. I know that shit is hard but do a Meetup.com or something.

>> No.20287731

>>20286198
Imagine the conversation

This reminds me of my visit to the Real Canadian SuperStore last night. I was going to pick up a few items for supper, and when I was in the product aisle, it was a little crowded, 2 carts and 5 people in approximately 5 square meters. A seemingly 35 year old couple with tattoos and leathery, sun burned skin were strolling by (with a rather unpleasant scent permeating from their dirty clothes) and the gentlemen spoke "Woahh, this place is bumpin'!", and did not receive a reply from his hen. That language instantly took me back to the time I had some very 1990's oriented neighbors (think biggie smalls, and eminem enjoyers).

Imagine the conversation

>> No.20287912

For me it’s crablegs.

>> No.20287917

>>20279976
Sure, if you prefer. But not while you're driving. Any mess you make is on you to get cleaned up, so choose wisely.

>> No.20287921

>>20279993
Based bachelor

>> No.20288028

>>20279976
Eating in the car is disgusting, barbaric. At least eat off the trunk al fresco

>> No.20288139

>>20286026
Muslims are a blight on the world though

>> No.20288145

>>20287731
stop typing like a faggot

>> No.20288272

>>20283059

the fact no one else commented on this proves a bunch of babies browse this board
>>20280253

>> No.20288329

>>20282428
I shit my pants outside a Brazilian martial arts gym and while I was changing my pants (very lucky I had a spare pair in my backpack) some guys from the gym came down and asked me to move along because they had 'a lot of kids in there'

>> No.20288646

>>20288329
how indiscreet must you have been to warrant the guy coming all the way out to tell you to fuck off

>> No.20288660

>>20285806
You're supposed to do all the poopy stuff with your left hand and eat only with your right.