/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.20276486]

/ck /webm thread

[Anonymous No.20276492]

[Anonymous No.20276494]

[Anonymous No.20276496]

>>20276486
Another mutt propaganda thread, has someone spoken shit of the US and got you angry again?

[Anonymous No.20276497]

[Anonymous No.20276499]

>>20276494
haha poop

[Anonymous No.20276500]

>>20276496
im not american retard

[Anonymous No.20276534]

>>20276500
Looks like snot. I'd send those back

[Anonymous No.20276540]

>>20276486
Basado. Fuck toilets, industrial claptrap meant to separate us.

[Anonymous No.20276564]

>>20276486
Why is the toilet water red?

[Anonymous No.20276575]

>>20276497
I can get in legal trouble for thinking this isn't normal. How the fuck did society become like this?

[Anonymous No.20276601]

>>20276497
>>>>>>>>>>>>husband

i hate this modern hellscape

[Anonymous No.20276611]

>only posting incel rage bait
post some decent cooking for fuck's sake

[Anonymous No.20276617]

>>20276575
It's just several things you don't like colliding all at once. The only thing that's new here is using tiktok to project a performance of relationship. Even performative relationships are old, people faking what their marriage or partnership is like for the sake of social clout. I will say, this is an extremely cringey video.

[Anonymous No.20276679]

>>20276575
How do you get in legal trouble for thinking? You might face social consequences for stating your thoughts on normie social media, but that's distinct from legal trouble. This site is for your free thoughts. God bless 4chan. Now let's hear them, king.

[Anonymous No.20276702]

>>20276617
hello fellow normal human being. what a pleasure to see you here this afternoon.

[Anonymous No.20276709]

>>20276679
>This site is for your free thoughts. God bless 4chan. Now let's hear them, king.
Ummm.... benis :DDDD

[Anonymous No.20276736]

Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.20276738]

>>20276709
Based, way too fuckin based. I can't deal.

[Anonymous No.20276740]

[Anonymous No.20276763]

>>20276709
shit, you should have kept them to yourself anon, the benis bolice are enroute to your location, get the fuck out of there

[Anonymous No.20276771]

>>20276740
for anyone wondering he was by himself and refused to sit at the bar when they asked him to because they didn't like him taking up a whole booth to himself

[Anonymous No.20276775]

>>20276740
hot

[Anonymous No.20276790]

>>20276771
Place doesn't look very crowded

[Anonymous No.20276800]

>>20276790
Why do they work so slow? Are these trainees? I've never seen a vid of a fish processor not operate like a machine.

[Anonymous No.20276802]

>>20276740
I'd love to give her a big tip but I've only got a small one.

[Anonymous No.20276811]

>>20276800
Precision work takes time.
Also, the foreman probably doesn't want to shout at them because they're so pretty.

[Anonymous No.20276819]

>>20276736
you vill eat ze slopcone

[Anonymous No.20276832]

>>20276497
Those zippertits

[Anonymous No.20276848]

>>20276811
Are those cod tongue harvesters child laborers that hit the wall early due to their genetics?
3rd world kids half their age can process fish twice as fast with their eyes closed.

[Anonymous No.20276874]

>>20276601
Nobody cares

[Anonymous No.20276887]

>>20276601
>>20276874
I care

[Anonymous No.20276890]

>>20276486
Noob, the toilet is for cooking steak.

[Anonymous No.20276895]

>>20276874
Wrong. Now get the fuck out of here.

[Anonymous No.20276896]

[Anonymous No.20276906]

[Anonymous No.20276944]

>>20276575
Small hats

[Anonymous No.20276949]

>>20276906
hate women

[Anonymous No.20276981]

>>20276949
You wouldn't say that if you were married to a white woman.

[Anonymous No.20277002]

>>20276981
>stay puft ham hands

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[Anonymous No.20277015]

>>20276486
>>>/gif/5471817

[Anonymous No.20277020]

>>20277015
oops
>>>/wsg/5471817

[Anonymous No.20277049]

>>20276874
I care too nigguh
>verification not required

[Anonymous No.20277051]

>>20276981
No, but I would be thinking it a lot and thoughts aren't illegal

[Anonymous No.20277068]

>>20276874
i care you soy retard
>>20276601
same

[Anonymous No.20277115]

>>20276906
weren’t these cups super saturated with lead leeching into your drink or something?

[Anonymous No.20277130]

>>20276497
i love broken glass in my potatoes

[Anonymous No.20277321]

>>20276575
Bitch is straight up Gollummaxxing.

[Anonymous No.20277323]

>>20276500
There's absolutely nothing wrong with this, it's a typical French scramble

[Anonymous No.20277357]

>>20277323
just because the french make a runny snot egg a “typical” dish doesn’t make it not gross
it’s also pretentious

[Anonymous No.20277398]

>>20276500
For me it's the guy nodding super hard at 1:03 when he adds pepper.

[Anonymous No.20277447]

>>20276800
Because they're women.

[Anonymous No.20277449]

>>20276500

[Anonymous No.20277453]

>>20276896
Kek

[Anonymous No.20277456]

>>20276906
Jesus fucking Christ.

[Anonymous No.20277462]

>>20277321
So juicy sweeeeet

[Anonymous No.20277466]

>>20276906
It's like she can't go a half an hour without cramming something down her throat.

[Anonymous No.20277467]

>>20276486
but they are chinese....

[Anonymous No.20277484]

>>20277462
lmao I hate stupid people so much

[Anonymous No.20277564]

[Anonymous No.20277576]

>>20277564
I'm not saying I wouldn't, I'm just saying it's fucking stupid

[Anonymous No.20277592]

>>20276771
So they... Violated food safety laws and harassed a customer on camera? Sounds fake and gay

[Anonymous No.20277619]

>>20276874
just because you wanted sausage didn't mean you should cut your cock off and serve it faggot.

[Anonymous No.20277667]

>>20276500
>can hear gordon's voice in my head saying "on and off, on and off"
>all that head nodding
>all those looks of astonishment

i audibly laughed out loud when first the white haired lady's eyes bugged out of her head and then a couple seconds later the dude with the cap did the same. as if they've never seen eggs before

[Anonymous No.20277693]

>>20276575
She must be from Vladivostok.

[Anonymous No.20277710]

>>20277115
there is lead in it, but it doesn't make contact with what you're drinking
i hope

[Anonymous No.20277712]

>>20276736
What is that orange paste she uses as a base? Is that some kind of americanized 'cheese' liquid or pureed peaches?

I don't know what will make me feel worse.

[Anonymous No.20277725]

>>20277712
yeah dude she added ground beef, guacamole, and salsa to pureed peaches
fucking retard

[Anonymous No.20277729]

>>20277712
Nacho sauce. It's the American equivalent to something like bechamel. It's a stable and used as a base in practically everything.

[Anonymous No.20277734]

>>20276492
>>20276494
I love that it's socially acceptable to openly hate indians after all the recent happenings. We are still a long way off from all middle eastern and african people, but it's a good start.

[Anonymous No.20277735]

>>20276800
>Are these trainees?
no they're trannies

[Anonymous No.20277767]

[Anonymous No.20277801]

>>20277564
would be fine if they stopped after the first scoop

[Anonymous No.20277830]

>>20277564
A local place near me makes one of these and it's fucking delicious. It's sloppa but the only acceptable kind.

[Anonymous No.20277896]

>>20277725
You've seen the video, man. She doesn't know what a bowl is.

It's not like meat and fruit is that strange of a combination.

[Anonymous No.20277918]

>>20277767
watching that felt like waiting the last five minutes until you can leave work

[Anonymous No.20278010]

>>20276736
this makes me irrationally upset. social media was a mistake. abstaining completely from social media for almost two decades now has really helped to keep my misanthropy in check.

[Anonymous No.20278025]

>>20276771
i don't believe you.

[Anonymous No.20278036]

>>20276811
wholesome laffs

[Anonymous No.20278047]

>>20276949
if you have women like this in your life that is on you bro. i have none.

[Anonymous No.20278067]

>>20276887
>>20276895
>>20277049
>>20277068
stay mad doods. i'm positively bamboozled by a lot of this stuff but it bothers me not at all. life is easier and much more pleasant when you let your interactions with your fellow humans be guided by acceptance and the assumption of peoples' basic worth and good faith. you don't have to be so mad.

[Anonymous No.20278112]

>>20278067
why do you assume Im mad? I just care about that anons feelings because I let my interactions be guided by acceptance and the assumptiom of peoples basic worth and good faith, maybe you could learn a thing or two

[Anonymous No.20278144]

>>20277006
Last thing I was expecting from this thread was a boner. But uh, yeah here I am.

[Anonymous No.20278161]

>>20276949
It's purposefully absurd. It's satire

[Anonymous No.20278202]

>>20276575
Based whole foods enjoyer

[Anonymous No.20278206]

>>20277564
Thank fuck for that slice of cheese.

[Anonymous No.20278211]

>>20276500
How did someone who is so shit at cooking become a celebrity chef?

[Anonymous No.20278226]

>>20276736
I FUCKING HATE SOCIAL MEDIA

[Anonymous No.20278241]

>>20277712
Here ya go, dude. Was really hard to pause it and drag the webm slider to the start.

[Anonymous No.20278247]

>>20277564
I hate how these retards use their hands on everything

[Anonymous No.20278249]

>>20278241
She could be storing her peaches puree in nacho cheese sauce can. Looks like a girl who would do that.

[Anonymous No.20278250]

>>20278241
In his defense, he is very stupid.

[Anonymous No.20278253]

>>20278241
Absolutely grim.

[Anonymous No.20278593]

>>20278241
>ese sauce
authentic mexican stuff that

[Anonymous No.20278784]

>>20278241
When I was backpacking across america I was staying at a hostel and three american fat chicks pulled one of these cans out and asked me to stick my dick in there so they could suck the cheese off it. One girl was going ham and all her friends were saying WOOOOO over and over which was off putting, when suddenly the boyfriend of the chick sucking my dick returned to the room but instead of getting mad he started JOing. I must've looked shocked because one of the other girls explained that he was a big cuck which was pretty common in america but he might not be able to finish because I wasn't black. One of the most surreal experiences of my life, I'll never look at an american or a can of liquid cheese the same way again.

[Anonymous No.20278803]

>>20276981
I bet she would be a 9 if she lost 200 pounds.

[Anonymous No.20278817]

>>20278803
Nah. Tattoos already stain her skin.

[Anonymous No.20278839]

>>20276492
I know it's probably some type of dough, buts it's funnier if I pretend it's poo.

[Anonymous No.20278871]

>>20278803
nah she's perfect how she is

[Anonymous No.20278915]

>>20276906
>here's what pouring liquid into a cup looks like in case you're not a chef

[Anonymous No.20278935]

>>20277564
is this deliberately filmed to resemble someone shitting on a sandwich? i'm getting real weird freudian vibes here

[Anonymous No.20278939]

>>20278593
i lol'd

[Anonymous No.20278954]

>>20278935
i’m getting freudian vibes from you, dawg

[Anonymous No.20279369]

[Anonymous No.20279383]

>>20276771
you know this is true because restaurants love health inspectors and fines as much as this guy loves cock

[Anonymous No.20279397]

>>20277115
I don't know. What I know is that cups sold in the EU need to be tested for liquid migration before they are allowed to be sold. Stanley is selling cups in Europe so at least those should be below the limit of migrating chemicals.

[Anonymous No.20279402]

>>20278784
You probably think of cuckolding more than Americans do. Hell, your country probably has a better opinion of women becoming prostitutes than Americans do.

[Anonymous No.20279405]

>>20276906
Is there no lid for that snack container?

[Anonymous No.20279432]

[Anonymous No.20279433]

>>20276811
Unfortunately we live in an age where that entire sequence of events was definitely planned and staged and all parties were in on it.

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[Anonymous No.20279447]

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[Anonymous No.20279455]

>>20279445
>food & cooking?

[Anonymous No.20279456]

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[Anonymous No.20279460]

>>20277667
My favorite was the looks of shock and awe at the sight of him putting chives on it.

[Anonymous No.20279461]

[Anonymous No.20279462]

[Anonymous No.20279463]

>>20279445
>black person disorder

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[Anonymous No.20279471]

>>20279438
Basically what big brain Hamas did when they raided and kidnapped civilians. Most of the people ardently protesting the retaliation celebrated that raid. But Hamas explicitly targeted civilians while the IDF response only kills civilians as collateral damage. If Paledipshits were smart they would be demanding the immediate release of all hostages.

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[Anonymous No.20279482]

>>20279462
I don't get it. Sneaking 4 shots a day wouldn't help at all when I'm relapsing.

[Anonymous No.20279483]

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[Anonymous No.20279500]

[Anonymous No.20279506]

>>20276497
Mental illness

[Anonymous No.20279508]

>>20279471
>while the IDF response only kills civilians as collateral damage.

The IDF has kilked more civilians in a shorter time than any other conflict in recorded history you filthy Jewish liar. They took the land unlawfully 80 years ago, treated the people who used to live there like shit and now try to act surprised when they dare to fight back. Hitler was right, Jews are truly the most evil "people" on earth. At least the world knows now and next time we build ovens they'll be bigger.

[Anonymous No.20279513]

>>20279500
cutecutecutecutecutecute
>>20279497
CUTECUTECUTECUTECUTECUTECUTECUTE AHHHHHHHHHHHH I CAN'T STAND IT

[Anonymous No.20279515]

>>20279508
>t-two more weeks
stormfag messianism will never not be funny

[Anonymous No.20279540]

>>20279482
it's not 4 shots a day it's 4 shots in the first 15 minutes of waking up. if real he likely either goes to work or pretends to go do something outside and chugs liquor all day. I was this way when I was bad. I'd keep a 30 pack in my room and whenever I woke up I'd drink more so I could sleep 8 hours by passing back out 2 or 3 times. used to open the beers under a pillow so they didn't make a sound.

[Anonymous No.20279544]

>>20279500
is that pizza motorized?

[Anonymous No.20279546]

>>20279458
>low income
>meat and butter
ok

[Anonymous No.20279558]

>>20279443
>>20279447
>>20279449
>>20279454
>>20279456
>>20279458
stop posting this shit

[Anonymous No.20279578]

>>20277576
I feel that way about almost every thread on this damn website.

[Anonymous No.20279602]

>>20276740
would pay extra for this

[Anonymous No.20279608]

>>20276771

[Anonymous No.20279617]

>>20279458
Good to see garth is still doing well

[Anonymous No.20279634]

>>20279445
i want to marry her
i want to have spare doors ready for when she needs them
i want to make healthy bpd mulatto children with her

[Anonymous No.20279684]

>>20279445
>sock came off
i ejaculated

[Anonymous No.20279698]

>>20279433
I miss the old days when a fellow could accidentally deepthroat a fruit for his own sake

[Anonymous No.20279708]

>>20279443
>WERCOME TO DA FIERD KITCHEN MUHFUCKA

[Anonymous No.20279719]

>>20279508
>The IDF has kilked more civilians in a shorter time than any other conflict in recorded history
didn't we kill like 80k people in a matter of seconds, and then do it again 3 days later? I seem to remember something like that being recorded in history...

[Anonymous No.20279728]

>>20279447
Fat chicks' feet get flattened from all the weight they have to endure and they lose their sexy arches ;(

[Anonymous No.20279854]

>>20278211
british standards

[Anonymous No.20279881]

[Anonymous No.20279887]

[Anonymous No.20279897]

>>20279719
More than twice, really.
The firebombings killed even more civillians.

[Anonymous No.20279902]

[Anonymous No.20279924]

Anyone got the black dudes mocking Indian street food?

[Anonymous No.20279939]

>>20279451
Wtf is going on?

[Anonymous No.20279974]

>>20276500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s5G1lr61VQ

[Anonymous No.20280010]

>>20279443
Only attractive woman in this thread

[Anonymous No.20280043]

[Anonymous No.20280056]

>>20280043
nice scoops

[Anonymous No.20280079]

>>20278935
Do you use an ice cream scoop when shitting dude

[Anonymous No.20280091]

>>20279471
youre delusional

[Anonymous No.20280102]

>>20279471
the US is the only thing keeping israel from seeing some severe worldwide penalization. its a damn shame they need to be put in their place

[Anonymous No.20280131]

>>20276736
Every one of these types of videos the person has to close their eyes and look like they're dumping the fat brown one in their panties hammock when they take the first bite.

[Anonymous No.20280138]

>>20276500
>>20277449
Can someone explain why he's doing this? Is it supposed to be a French omelette? Why is he going free-form in the saucepan? WHY IS HE MAKING OMELETTES IN A SAUCEPAN???

[Anonymous No.20280152]

>>20277712
>What is that orange paste she uses as a base? Is that some kind of americanized 'cheese' liquid
Every time a retarded Eurofag repeats this "joke," an Arab moves to your country.

[Anonymous No.20280155]

>>20279443
Just an endangered salamander, no biggie.

[Anonymous No.20280160]

>>20279495
What do you think the giant cauldron is made out of?

[Anonymous No.20280206]

>>20280160
Stainless steel

[Anonymous No.20280279]

>>20280043
Denise Richards looks like that these days?

[Anonymous No.20280283]

>>20280043
I rescpec womun

[Anonymous No.20280326]

>>20279897
Don't forget Dresden

[Anonymous No.20280369]

>>20276497
Beyond the obvious perversion.
Why of all implements would you use a fucking glass to do that? Hasn't this troon ever seen a fork or potato masher.

[Anonymous No.20280528]

>>20279881
Left looks how that barista I had a crush on did when I tried asking her out.

[Anonymous No.20280533]

>>20280528
right for me :]

[Anonymous No.20280537]

>>20280091
So Hamas did nothing wrong and the war started for no reason at all?

[Anonymous No.20280546]

>>20280528
they lead you on by being all nice and friendly and asking how you are

[Anonymous No.20280553]

>>20280537
read a book dumbfuck

[Anonymous No.20280589]

>>20279477
>tomboy
it looks like a male version of Bailey Jay

[Anonymous No.20280618]

>>20279495
>Khailmag
that's what that dude from Temple of Doom kept saying. No thanks, lady!

[Anonymous No.20280623]

>>20279881
>AAAAAAA OH NO SALTY!!!!
>IM GOING INSAAAAAAANE!!!!!
why are vegemitelets like this

[Anonymous No.20280631]

>>20279432
cold asahi and seafood with asian qt.. bros i didn’t come here for feels

[Anonymous No.20280638]

>>20279456
this one is cute

[Anonymous No.20280641]

>>20279438
my sides the ameritard is forgotten so soon after such a great and retarded sacrifice for shit skins

[Anonymous No.20280971]

>>20278247
i used to call them sausage fingers
now i just call them reddit fingers

[Anonymous No.20280977]

>>20279939
>feed seagull laxitive and french fries
>wait 3-4 minues
>shit frenzy ensues

[Anonymous No.20280982]

>>20279479
how is shoenice alive and not in jail

[Anonymous No.20280986]

>>20280982
He pukes after all the chugs to not die of alcohol posioning

[Anonymous No.20280993]

>>20280986
still doesnt explain how hes not in the loony bin at least

[Anonymous No.20281004]

>>20279540
>>20279482
>>20279462
Scott's videos are great theater

[Anonymous No.20281011]

>>20279471
That chutzpah of a goatse.

[Anonymous No.20281012]

>>20276500
there's something surreal about this webm, like it's something out of those ai generated videos.

[Anonymous No.20281019]

>>20279438
>>20279471
>>20280641
Ziopigs openly view their amerifat paypiggies as cattle, and it's one of the few things I agree with them on.

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>>20279447
just wait until her silicon ass skin rips

[Anonymous No.20281143]

>>20279540
I've listened to Charles Bukowski books and he mentioned mornings were always the worst. Wake up and puke your guts out, then start drinking again in the afternoon.

That habit must be expensive as fuck. Maybe in the 70s it would've been cheaper

[Anonymous No.20281144]

>>20276896

that sandwich is still trying to find itself, and not yet ready to settle down

[Anonymous No.20281149]

>>20281121
BBLs are natural fat moved from your gut anon

[Anonymous No.20281168]

>>20281143
I got an ulcer from puking every day for like a year. It's not any more expensive than cigarettes. Cheap bottle a day is like 15 or 20. I usually bought 30 packs of piss beer every day.

Personally alcohol makes me unable to sleep properly so during the worst of it I'd spend all night hallucinating voices in my head if I didn't drink myself back to sleep

[Anonymous No.20281177]

>>20279474
>get on my level you baka gaijin motherfucker

[Anonymous No.20281186]

>>20281168
the guys I spoke to on trv in 2020 mentioned going to that hospitals in Bangkok with brainzaps because their addictions got so bad. Did that ever happen to you?

How do you know about the ulcer?

[Anonymous No.20281201]

>>20281186
I never got brain zaps but I'd have hypnic jerks every time I tried to sleep without drinking. I still went to the doctor regularly when I was a bad alcoholic mostly to make sure I wasn't drinking myself to death. I had to force myself to never gag or puke and take PPIs to get my stomach to heal. It still hurts sometimes but it used to be stabbing pain all day long.

[Anonymous No.20281209]

>>20276575
would (and then flee into the brutal ice winds of minsk to die when it became too much for me)

[Anonymous No.20281221]

>>20279887
>Frozen, overcooked, and crumbly seafood
>Still making fake "oooooh soo delicious" reaction faces

[Anonymous No.20281248]

>>20276981
>>20280971
>>20279477

[Anonymous No.20281271]

>>20276906
how did white people manage to gentrify water

[Anonymous No.20281288]

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again post your little trad wife webms and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the webms. The "epic" tradwife, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about tradwife and polgf webms. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic webmfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "POLGF TRADWIFE CHUG" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

[Anonymous No.20281293]

>>20281271
By having the courage to let a jew sell it to them for more than the price of petrol

[Anonymous No.20281298]

>>20279471
they should just let Israel steal all their land. Resisting is antisemitic

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>>20277734
Look at this fucking newfag.

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>>20279441
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>>20279483
These are weak chugs. Let me introduce you to the master

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>>20279719
>>20279897
Hmm...I wonder who pushed the US to get involved in that war when the vast majority of Americans at the time wanted no part of it, and considered it a "European problem"

[Anonymous No.20281345]

>>20281201
so now what are you addicted to besides 4chuds?
are you afraid of relapsing?

[Anonymous No.20281349]

>>20281336
I’ve seen Nics OF vids. They’re not hot at all and his ass is wrecked and his genitals are very dark.

[Anonymous No.20281381]

>>20281349
>buy SBBM porn
>why does it look like SBBM porn

[Anonymous No.20281395]

>>20280977
it thinks its inside placenta of mother

[Anonymous No.20281405]

>>20281381
Not true. Not all fatties have giant wrecked coin slot assholes. Not all “white” fatties have genitals as dark as a Thai man.

[Anonymous No.20281419]

>>20279443
Those things are critically endangered.
Total Chink Death now!

[Anonymous No.20281422]

>>20280546
anyone who feels led on by someone working for tips whose job it is to be nice to you has only himself to blame

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[Anonymous No.20281446]

>>20276740
I know places in Japan where this kind of thing is a selling point

[Anonymous No.20281447]

>>20281201
don't forget, anons, that alcohol withdrawal is a serious medical condition that can result in seizures and even death. if you are a hardcore alcoholic, always detox under the supervision of a healthcare practitioner. get those benzos so you don't get the DTs

[Anonymous No.20281458]

>>20281446
>>20276740
I think its one of those cunty maid cafes they tried to open in the US

[Anonymous No.20281460]

>>20281168
Are you a bulemic girl or something or were you drinking too much

[Anonymous No.20281512]

>>20279369
You knew it was going to be disgusting when you saw how fat the hands were.

[Anonymous No.20281527]

>>20281447
That’s only if you’re a really serious booze hound who gets morning shakes everyday. The normal 12 pack a day alcoholic doesn’t need medical detox. Sure, you’ll get the sweats and some other minor physical discomfort but you’re not gonna seize out and die. I’m not a doctor btw, just a recovering alcoholic.

[Anonymous No.20281570]

>>20276497
The lack of strength in the mashing…

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[Anonymous No.20281580]

I came to this thread looking for a laugh instead I found disgust for all mankind.
Thanks.

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>>20281579

you VILL drink ze ketamine monster

[Anonymous No.20281594]

>>20279451
top kek
based agents of chaos

[Anonymous No.20281595]

>>20278871
his smile, gone

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>>20281598
This lesbian looks like she beats the shit out her partner. You can just tell. The tomato is a metaphor for her partner’s enlarged HRT clit.
>RECORD MY FUCKING TIKTOK BITCH OR CATCH THESE HANDS

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>>20279485
Now that’s some noodling!

[Anonymous No.20281776]

>>20276492
I wish I had a tootsie roll that big

[Anonymous No.20281786]

>>20281426
I don't remember the last time i was this attracted to a girl I've seen on 4chong.

[Anonymous No.20281796]

>>20280138
>WHY IS HE MAKING OMELETTES IN A SAUCEPAN???
>omelette

Welcome to another episode of
"The 'Cooks' of /ck/"

[Anonymous No.20281797]

>>20276832
/ck/ webm thread
>FuOLT4EX0AAL0sl.jpg
>.jpg

What part of webm thread do you not understand?

[Anonymous No.20281798]

>>20280206
no, aluminum

[Anonymous No.20281800]

>>20280369
a glass works fine
the potatoes are mostly cooked at this point
at least, they should be... these?

[Anonymous No.20281801]

>>20281612
These fucking retards can't help themselves can they?
No you don't mix estrogen and alcohol you stupid piece of shit it's poisonous
They are killing themselves by accident at this point
Not even that they record themselves and show other people how to do it

[Anonymous No.20281819]

>>20281336
Why are they red

[Anonymous No.20281825]

Why are people spamming all this gay shit

[Anonymous No.20281849]

>>20281527
i'm a nurse. you're mostly right, but you'd be surprised how many people do get the shakes in the mornings. you just never know.

[Anonymous No.20281860]

>>20281825
No one's made any new webm's for a while, so they just start posting ones of trans being shitty cooks.

[Anonymous No.20281877]

>>20281825
(You)s

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[Anonymous No.20281967]

>>20276494
you know that tastes bomb as fuck though. would eat

>>20276492
ragi mude is good. made from millet. got kind of a nutty flavor, great vehicle for sambar and curd rice with pickle. one of those balls will keep you full all day.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ragi_mudde

[Anonymous No.20281982]

>>20281927
i'm so lonely!

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>>20280138
proper scramble is half way to hollandaise

[Anonymous No.20282049]

>>20279461
his mom looked pisse dhaha

[Anonymous No.20282081]

>>20276575
raw vegan

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>>20279451
very nice

[Anonymous No.20282123]

>>20279465
what happened after this?

[Anonymous No.20282124]

>>20280589
>here's your $9000 performance art

[Anonymous No.20282131]

>>20282123
He fixes the cable.

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>>20276500
I'm dumb or something, I don't really see the big problem other anons are having with this. Is it the way he's doing it?

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>>20281801
>don't mix estrogen and alcohol... it's poisonous
the fuck? what about every woman who drinks

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>>20277734
I am completely unaware of recent happenings, the webms are just a gas to watch. Also, is it a cultural thing to attempt mass suicide with your family by jaywalking without looking during rush hour traffic?

[Anonymous No.20282228]

>>20282211
A Spanish woman and her husband were traveling through India and she was gang raped by seven men.

[Anonymous No.20282229]

>>20281801
She's obviously making fun of you and you respond like you think she's genuinely recommending a beverage mix. That's gold, probably better than anything she anticipated.

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>>20281825
it's one guy who thinks he's funny

[Anonymous No.20282362]

>>20281967
My balls keep you full all day

[Anonymous No.20282378]

>>20281447
Yes, medically unattended acute alcohol withdrawal can be deadly. That's what killed one of my parents. The other parent died of hepatic encephalopathy from late stage chronic alcohol use disorder. Don't fuck around.

[Anonymous No.20282389]

>>20282135
That will be £80 plus tip, thank you. Don't forget your wet naps and please enjoy your bowel obstruction.

[Anonymous No.20282393]

>>20282189
Awful technique. Total basic food service fuckery.

[Anonymous No.20282395]

>>20282199
They're already bad enough when sober.

[Anonymous No.20282401]

>>20276492
>>20281967
>Here's your daily ration of clay

[Anonymous No.20282403]

>>20282199
>synthetic estrogen is the same as the naturally occurring kind
lol

[Anonymous No.20282406]

>>20276811
>Neuron activation

[Anonymous No.20282408]

>>20276906
A fucking adult sippy cup.

[Anonymous No.20282415]

>>20281345
I think alcohol killed my seratonin receptors or something because I honestly don't enjoy anything anymore. I have no hobbies. I mostly just try to pass the time until I can go to work again, because working takes my mind off of my life.

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>>20282415
That sucks anon, hope it can get better for you, I lost a family member who was only in his 50s to alchoholism, they said he could get a kidney transplant if he just quit drinking but he never could.

[Anonymous No.20282422]

>>20276906
>putting an insulated bag over a fucking insulated water bottle
Fucking retard

[Anonymous No.20282424]

>>20282421
Living into your 60s is pretty shit, so that guy died good.

[Anonymous No.20282440]

>>20282421
Yeah my dad has been drinking 8 to 15 beers a day for the last 35 years. i worry a lot about when it will start to kill him but I can't change him. My mother was also an alcoholic for most of my life and claims to have quit but still sends me weird texts at 2 am so who knows. My brother also drinks whiskey daily now. Entire family of alcoholics. Nightmare. Sometimes I just feel like there's a fire in my brain and the only thing that will put it out is alcohol because I have nothing else to help really.

Anyway thanks for your kind words. I don't want to be an alcoholic but I've tried so much medication that does nothing that I don't really know what else to do. I've been miserable for years.

[Anonymous No.20282520]

>>20279487
The Fat and The Furious: Tokyo Grits

[Anonymous No.20282524]

>>20280623
To be fair you have to have a very high IQ to understand Virginmite

[Anonymous No.20282526]

>>20280971
>That marijuana needle at the end

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>>20281605
>>RECORD MY FUCKING TIKTOK BITCH OR CATCH THESE HANDS

[Anonymous No.20282541]

>>20277734
>recent

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>>20279437
i came here for food funnies, not truth bomb bro

[Anonymous No.20282896]

>>20281337
You mean FDR?

'Japan invaded China in July 1937, starting the Second Sino-Japanese War. President Roosevelt, who supported the Chinese side, chose not to invoke the Neutrality Acts since the parties had not formally declared war. In so doing, he ensured that China's efforts to defend itself would not be hindered by the legislation: China was dependent on arms imports and only Japan would have been able to take advantage of cash-and-carry. This outraged the isolationists in Congress who claimed that the spirit of the law was being undermined'.

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>>20282526
>marijuana needle
I remember this one

[Anonymous No.20283183]

>>20281320
The nod after each bite is pure kino. Really makes me FEEL like I'm a fucking retard

[Anonymous No.20283258]

>>20283183
you the viewer, or the eater?

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>>20282135
>pepperoni oil mayo
I fucking love this guy, where is this? I thought i was alone in my love for mayonnaise on pepperoni pizza. BUT I AM NOT!

[Anonymous No.20283261]

>>20283258
I'm not sure who's worse really

[Anonymous No.20283265]

>>20281825
same reason why anybody else has piles of webms of gays on their computer

[Anonymous No.20283278]

>>20282896
>who claimed that the spirit of the law was being undermined
This will now get you laughed out of congress. It's time to start over, lawyers go first.

[Anonymous No.20283291]

>>20276874
I care, this shit is degenerate and only normalize the mentally ill. go back retard.

[Anonymous No.20283304]

>>20279432
Damn, that beer looks good. I think Ill chill a glass now so I can have a beer after work.

[Anonymous No.20283466]

>>20282140
further proof that cornell is the worst ivy

[Anonymous No.20283485]

>>20282440
sorry this is turning into an interview, but I find these stories fascinating and often ask a bunch of questions to anons here since I never meet interesting people irl
.
were your parents ever neglectful?
did they give you sips of booze when you were young?
can you even get erect after being drunk for a week straight?
does your heart pound really hard when walking?

I can get a good buzz just from a single beer. Last time i did i got some cysts on my back and legs like i always do when I drink. I also feel really depressed .

Do you feel alive when drunk? Can you talk about how being drunk is all the time. Can you think straight at work?

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>>20281317

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>>20281395
you mean embryonic fluid

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>>20276497
> My husband was making me want to get my potatoes mashed
> It was giving hot and bothered
I am genuinely confused. What is it supposed to mean? Very gay, yes. But also very illiterate?

[Anonymous No.20283955]

>>20283529
I love this diabetes cancer so much bros...

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>>20283526
he's dropping food all over the place he sucks lmao

[Anonymous No.20284231]

>>20276492
It's so fucking funny how he spins it around and plays with it like he is doing something professional or like those movements impacts the pile of slimey shit on the platter in anyway at all. So silly.

[Anonymous No.20284276]

>>20281328
Me in the back.

[Anonymous No.20284277]

>>20284231
its lynchian