/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.20266111]

>oh, waitress! *snaps fingers* come hither, my poppet, I've decided on what I shall dine upon today.
>May I have the BEARDY MCBEARDMAN MEGA BEEFY QUADRUPLE BEEF BEER BACON N BOURBON BURGER WITH 3000 MONTH PINK HIMALAYAN SALT CAVE AGED CRUELTY FREE SLAVERY FREE NON GMO FARM TO TABLE CIGAR SMOKED GOUDA
>Oh, and of COURSE! My apologies for not realizing that the hot sauce menu was a subset of the MAIN menu (albeit a separate pamphlet detailing the intricacies of each sauce, as well as pairing suggestions, would be a welcome addition (pass that along to your sauce monger)). I shall sample your in-house BEELZEBUTT'S 7,000,000 SCOVILLE HEMORRHOID HOLOCAUST NUCLEAR ANAL LEAKAGE XXXXXX FECAL FURY SAUCE; and, my sweet, mayhaps a bottle of it to go? Though I am yet to taste it, I am sure that my buddies at the barcade - yes, a portmanteau of 'bar' and 'arcade,' and YES, you can actually DRINK as you PLAY VIDEO GAMES, whatever will they think of next? - will be utterly TICKLED by the label your crew has concocted for that bottle!
*taps glass*
>and another round of your hoppiest IPA, please!

[Anonymous No.20266119]

>>20266111
Get new material dude, it's been years.

[Anonymous No.20266126]

No soy sauce?
ngmi

[thyme No.20266146]

>>20266111
Sir, posting pictures of yourself is a bannable offense, I shall henceforth add herbs to the fields

[Anonymous No.20266150]

>Get new material dude, it's been years.

[Anonymous No.20266153]

>>20266150
What is img_8231?
Even better, what is img_8001?

[Anonymous No.20266155]

I like this pasta and the one about the black coffee

[Anonymous No.20266159]

Dont forget xir also wants to soylent shake and HRT for dessert

[Anonymous No.20266164]

>>20266155
Best one is anon beating his wife. The bait always gets taken

[Anonymous No.20266167]

Don't forget xir also wants the soylent shake with extra HRT sprinkles for dessert

[Anonymous No.20266171]

>>20266111
>cruelty free
>beard mega beef
>giga billion scoville sauce
Garbage thread. You mixed up several types of faggots, and it ends up being about no one.

[Anonymous No.20266180]

>>20266171
hello mr. just waltzed in here yesterday, what’s the good word from reddit these days?

[Anonymous No.20266190]

>>20266111
>My apologies for not realizing that the hot sauce menu was a subset of the MAIN menu
What exactly is meant by this?

[Anonymous No.20266194]

>>20266119
The people that came of age on 4chan/Tumblr in the early to mid 2010s have yet to grow out of it, I saw someone call someone a "neck beard" the other day and someone else say "SJW." These people are stuck in 2014.

[Anonymous No.20266197]

>>20266190
Instead of being a separate pamphlet detailing the intricacies of each sauce, as well as pairing suggestions

[Anonymous No.20266199]

>>20266111
Checked and still doesn't get old pilled. I was the one who suggested the change from "come here" to "come hither". True story.

[Anonymous No.20266200]

[Anonymous No.20266210]

>>20266194
I can't understand why retards think it's funny to regurgitate old jokes lol. I get it if it's da new thing but come on dude, do something else.

[Anonymous No.20266222]

>>20266194
>These people are stuck in 2014
They're better off

[Anonymous No.20266229]

>>20266210
not op but it sounds like you might be too normal for this place, I suggest you leave before you become one of us (tm)

[Anonymous No.20266237]

>>20266111
I look like this and say all of this.

[Anonymous No.20266238]

>>20266229
I am le racist incel. All I'm saying is I think these geriatrics should consider switching it up. Go to an old folks home and you'll get more variety.

[Anonymous No.20266247]

>>20266238
so you're an election tourist. like I said, leave before you start to fit in

[Anonymous No.20266253]

>>20266238
We can tell you're a newfag and a normalfag from a mile away

[Anonymous No.20266259]

>>20266247
Nah, been here for a long while now. Even if I didn't though, this shit is stale, old, way past retirement and about to pass away. Anons should consider being creative for once.

[Anonymous No.20266263]

>>20266197
What I mean is that apologizing for not seeing that the hot sauce menu is ON THE MENU doesn't make any sense. He already knows there's not a separate menu for it, so where else would it be?

Pic related, how does he pick out his choice of food and beer, but not know there's a hot sauce menu as well?

[Anonymous No.20266264]

>>20266253
You cant tell your mothers hole from your own asshole. Both of you get raped, hard, by your father so I dont blame ya.

[Anonymous No.20266339]

>>20266190
It's a reference to the original pasta on which the hotsoy is asking to see the hot sauce menu. See below:

>excuse, my dear waitress, but might I perchance take a gander at your hot sauce menu?
>...yes, "hot sauce menu." That is what I inquired about.
>You... don't... have one? Well, while that is truly disappointing for an establishment as esteemed as this, thankfully I always carry a choice selection of my rather vast collection with me at all times.
*loud SCRRRTCCHHing of velcro as a fanny pack is opened*
>Hmmm yes, let's see... Perhaps some "Napalm Diarrhea" for this meal? No, I think the garlicy twinge of "Captain McGoober's Ass-Ripping Lava Farter Sauce" would pair quite well with my entree. Or is it finally the day that "5 Alarm Anus Melting Hot Sauce" will make its debut...?
>Ah, the dilemmas of a connoisseur! Be that as it may; what are your IPA offerings, my sweet?

[Anonymous No.20266356]

>>20266264
And you can't tell a toilet from a street enough to poo in loo

[Anonymous No.20266359]

>>20266111

[Anonymous No.20266367]

>>20266111
one look at the filename of OP's image is telling--this retard gets worked-up way too easily

[Anonymous No.20266379]

>>20266119
I smile erry time

[Anonymous No.20266398]

>>20266339
Lmao the original is actually funny. Fuck OP the little tryhard.

[Anonymous No.20266402]

>>20266153
>WHAT 8000?!?!

[Anonymous No.20266409]

>>20266359
k h e k

[Anonymous No.20266413]

>>20266263
>He already knows there's not a separate menu for it, so where else would it be?
he's so pretentious he assumes that if a dining establishment does not have an extra menu just for the sauces, that they must not have any at all.

[Anonymous No.20266418]

>>20266402
Lmao

[Anonymous No.20266432]

>>20266164
>>20266155
Can you share these? I don’t seem recall either.