Has there ever been a more insufferable faggot?

[Anonymous No.20263725]

As far as celeb chefs go he’s right up there with Bobby Flay, but his food is shitty too. Inb4 he’s a nice guy. No he’s a faggot. Bourdain was right to endlessly mog him.

[Anonymous No.20263731]

How did Bourdain mogg him? Guy is still around eating good making people feel good, while Bourdain is rotting

[Anonymous No.20263736]

>>20263725
Man vs Food.

[Anonymous No.20263750]

>>20263725
put down the needle bourdain, get off 4chan

[Anonymous No.20263765]

"Anthony ... I hear you’re the only one in [culinary] class who did most of his cooking with a spoon and a Bic lighter" .

[Anonymous No.20263778]

>>20263725
Yeah, it's you for posting that creep time and time again. Is it so desparate that it needs to pay to post the same shit over and over?

[Anonymous No.20263786]

>>20263731
> Bourdain said in 2011: I look at Guy Fieri and I just think, 'Jesus, I'm glad that's not me.
> Back in 2012 when Fieri opened Guy's American Kitchen & Bar in Times Square, Bourdain proclaimed it a "terror-dome," saying on a radio show, " ... he single handedly turned the neighborhood into the Ed Hardy district which I'm a little pissed off about."

[Anonymous No.20263792]

>>20263725
He's not a celebrity chef, though

[Anonymous No.20263799]

>>20263786
thats not mogging thats malding

[Anonymous No.20263813]

>cool dude
>lives life the way he wants
>cruises the country in a classic camaro finding good eats and promoting local restaurants
>one of the true gods of celeb chefs
he made it. Bourdain was a sad kunt at the end of his rope (literally and figuratively kek)

[Anonymous No.20263822]

>>20263813
Bourdain was getting mouthy about people who buy $15,000 cupboards

[Anonymous No.20263849]

>>20263813
He died choking himself to rub one out. They just said it was suicide so it wouldn't be embarrassing

[Anonymous No.20263891]

>>20263849
what a fucking way to go, I feel even worse for whoever found him
>Hey Anthony it's time to go, WHAT THE FUCK
and they find this old nigga, dried semen on his hairy belly and a belt tied around his neck.
All the money and the fame gone to bust a nut

[Anonymous No.20263897]

>>20263849
>>20263891
He was murdered

[Anonymous No.20263966]

>>20263897
no he wasnt

[Anonymous No.20263984]

>>20263966
You sound like you think Guy is a celebrity chef

[Anonymous No.20263993]

>>20263984
how was Bourdain murdered

[Anonymous No.20264002]

>>20263993
He was hanged after opening up about people that went to that island

[Anonymous No.20264003]

remember when bourdain’s wife publicly complained about sexual harassment and he had to toe the #metoo line like a good little establishment dog?

and then it came out that his wife was actually a sexual predator herself and bourdain killed himself in shame after being cucked by a literal child?

lol

[Anonymous No.20264004]

>>20264002
so he deserved it

[Anonymous No.20264009]

>>20263786
1) when I saw he killed himself I said "Jesus, I'm glad that's not me"
2) pretty sure Guy doesn't think about him at all lmfao

[Anonymous No.20264023]

>>20263786
Post the full thing, Bordain was a little bitch lol
>Bourdain, August 2011: "I look at Guy Fieri and I just think, 'Jesus, I'm glad that's not me.' You work that hard and there's not a single show of yours that you'd want to sit down and say, 'Hey, I made that last week. Look at that camera work. It's really good, huh?' I'm proud of what I do."

>Bourdain, September 2012: "I’m fascinated by the Guy Fieri terror-dome they just opened up. 600 seats, something like that? 600 seats. And a gift shop. And all of these poor diners, drives and whatever, douchebags waddle in there. First of all, he single handedly turned the neighborhood into the Ed Hardy district which I’m a little pissed off about..."

>Fieri, October 2012: “Everybody’s been asking me, ‘What on earth are you going to say at Bourdain’s roast? He’s been shit-talking your name everywhere.’ And I’ve been saying, ‘Don’t you worry about me. I won’t touch him with a 10-pole, because smack-talking Bourdain would be like hitting a piñata full of shit.’ Real messy. I want everyone to understand that I’m going to be the bigger man. I’m going to take the high road. I wouldn’t dare come up here and call Anthony Bourdain any of these things that people have called him: No-good, loud mouth, jerkoff, wannabe authority, pseudo rebel, nerd, shit-talking, blow hard, celebrity-seeking, Eric-Ripert coattail, Mario Batali ass-kissing hate monger... Jose Canseco of the food world, snaggle tooth, Lurch-looking motherfucker. No, I’m here to take the high road.”

>Fieri, October 2012: "Anthony, I gotta ask a question, why do you hate me so much brother? ... Is it because you went to a fancy culinary school and I didn’t? I hear you’re the only one in class who did most of his cooking with a spoon and a Bic lighter."

[Anonymous No.20264028]

>>20263725
I'm about to take you to flavor town!

[Anonymous No.20264043]

>>20263725
lole

[Anonymous No.20264086]

>>20263813
All his money came from his mother though

[Anonymous No.20264182]

>>20263813
Apparently he doesn't really drive the camaro around its transported in a box van till they get close to location.

[Anonymous No.20264197]

>>20264023
kek

[Anonymous No.20264209]

Fieri is a disgusting pig of a human being.
Bourdain is dead and irrelevant

[Anonymous No.20264221]

>>20264003
lmao BTFO

[Anonymous No.20264222]

>>20264043
KWAB

[Anonymous No.20264229]

>>20264023
Holy shit, Fieri's shirt doesn't do him justice, he's the fucking roast-master.

[Anonymous No.20264250]

>>20264043
why do women have to be like this

[Anonymous No.20264253]

>>20263725
easily the bald headed fuck who made the bill nye-esque cooking show for 8 year olds

[Anonymous No.20264276]

>>20263725
Dude just likes burgers.

>>20264253
I know who you’re talking about, that was pretty bad.

[Anonymous No.20264291]

>>20264209
You have that completely backwards. Guy is douche incarnate, bourdaine was simply too great for this mortal realm. Someday people will find out the real truth and its not what they might first expect.

[Anonymous No.20264299]

>>20263725
knew him personally, donated to charities back when he was first blowing up, gave food away to the homeless, once even saw his ferrari parked outside my house and he was in the street herding a cow back into the field it had escaped from. Great guy

[Anonymous No.20264304]

>>20264291
lmao bro stop sucking his dick thats necrophilia

[Anonymous No.20264312]

>>20264291
Guy fieri donated more money than anyone else to local restaurants to help keep then open during the covid lockdowns. He did more for restaurants and food than Bourdain ever did

[Anonymous No.20264319]

it's unfortunate for him that AI will always include flames and random food laying about when you use him as a prompt

[Anonymous No.20264323]

>>20264319
that's due to his first name. "Guy" literally translates to flame. it's a miracle he's straight

[Anonymous No.20264338]

Guy is based and has beat beta males up

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=O__jZsFPCEg&pp=ygUVZ3V5IGZpZXJpIGhhaXJkcmVzc2Vy

[Anonymous No.20264341]

>>20264312
>>20264304
Go to bed Guy, you're drunk and stupidly fat.

[Anonymous No.20264345]

>>20264341
Rather be fat than dead lmao

[Anonymous No.20264346]

>>20263849
Weird. (((They))) didn't hide it when David Carradine died that way.

[Anonymous No.20264349]

>>20264023
>>Fieri, October 2012: "Anthony, I gotta ask a question, why do you hate me so much brother? ... Is it because you went to a fancy culinary school and I didn’t? I hear you’re the only one in class who did most of his cooking with a spoon and a Bic lighter."
Opened the thread to see this

[Anonymous No.20264350]

>>20264345
Keep up and you will be with that attitude, fatGUY.

[Anonymous No.20264613]

>>20263725
Well well well. So you're alive after all. How did you convince the world that you had killed yourself?

[Anonymous No.20264632]

>>20263725
>As far as celeb chefs go he’s right up there with Bobby Flay,

He's nothing like Flay. Flay is an arrogant jerk, but he knows how to grill, and cook Mexican. Flay knows how to offend half the people he meets, and has some issues with marriage, but that's where it ends.

Fieri has a lot of style over substance. If some restaurant was on DDD, it was recommended before he even went there.Of course he'll be glowingly positive no matter what, because unlike Flay, he has some people skills and etiquette.

[Anonymous No.20264715]

I've honestly grown to like guy more as the years have gone by. still a bit obnoxious with his love of twists but not quite as obnoxious in how he speaks.
with that said dude has to be drinking on stuff while filming TOC, like there are certain episodes it's obvious he's mildly buzzed
>>20264043
bourdain wrote in kitchen confidential that he was an absolute simp romantic and it nearly destroyed his life. I don't know why people were shocked by that whole affair
>>20264632
yep, flay can be a pompous smug asshole but he can cook, though in fairness he's somewhat less of a dick as he ages
while guy can cook (people forget he was the season 1 winner of food network star) his fame is almost entirely derived from his abilities as a presenter. hell I actually had to google the name of his show where he cooked. I don't consider this negative but just to say it's a bit apple and oranges. similarly there's a reason alton brown doesn't do competitive cooking even as most people loved good eats

[Anonymous No.20265300]

Guy is based

[Anonymous No.20265339]

>>20263725
Found the cuckold.
Guy Fieri is one of the greatest guys around in entertainment.

[Anonymous No.20267156]

sounds like a femcel using vagueposts to guilt some guy into fucking her

[Anonymous No.20267200]

>>20267156
sounds like someone forgot their meds this morning

[Anonymous No.20267208]

>>20263725
>insufferable faggot?
and he's a jerk about eggs

[Anonymous No.20267226]

>>20263725
Yeah, OP

[Anonymous No.20267641]

>>20264023
why did they hate eachother this much?

[Anonymous No.20267705]

>>20264229
they both come across as incredibly cringe here dumbass

[Anonymous No.20267712]

>>20267705
nah

[Anonymous No.20267726]

>>20264043
Hung. He hung himself. He didn't fucking hanged himself. Who wrote this shit?

[Anonymous No.20267730]

>>20267726
its hanged when youre rope necked, hung when you got a big schlong
thems the rules, always has been

[Anonymous No.20267737]

>>20267730
Is not. Big cock is packing and hung is when you're neck roped. Hanged belongs nowhere here.

[Anonymous No.20267750]

>>20267737
youre free to feel that way but it isnt going to change the way people have decided it works
packing and hung can both mean a healthy kielbasa, but I think hanged has to do with some perfect past participle bullshit everyone forgot in 6th grade

[Anonymous No.20267754]

>>20267737
you're up against 500+ years of convention here but good luck

[Anonymous No.20267798]

>>20263725
>Bourdain was right to endlessly mog him.
opinion discarded. Italo-Americanos win again.

[Anonymous No.20267804]

>>20267754
Well goddamn it. I yield. I'll still grumble and think it sounds retarded in my head!

[Anonymous No.20267839]

>>20267804
if it's any solace, hung is technically more correct for non-state decreed rope play like what Bourdain did.

[Anonymous No.20267860]

>>20264250
Women don't like men who act like this

With all of his fame and money, he still simps for average women and acts clingy and overly romantic, and that turns them off

Just like with Will Smith, fame and money will not fix your interactions with women

[Anonymous No.20267877]

>>20267860
why do incels have to be like this?

[Anonymous No.20267886]

>>20264023
KEK

[Anonymous No.20267895]

>>20267877
Might be projection. They want a woman to treat them like that, to be caring, and sweet, and kind and romantic, so that's how they try to win them over.

And when that doesn't work, they get resentful

[Anonymous No.20267907]

>>20267877
Literally the only difference between an incel and your average sleazebag pussy-chaser, is that incels are raised by single mothers and haven't realized that every bit of advice on chasing pussy they've received is wrong, and think they're locked out of the system, instead of that they've been learning to fish from fish.

[Anonymous No.20267921]

>>20267804
You hang yourself, you get hung by someone else.

[Anonymous No.20267937]

>>20267921
and you get hanged by the executioner.

[Anonymous No.20268137]

>>20267804
it's like when you purposefully misspell bestiality as beastiality so you don't want to be called out online for discussing sex with other animals

[Anonymous No.20268148]

>>20263725
The only thing Bourdaine did was go out even more pathetically than Carradine because at least Carradine went swinging dick in hand

[Anonymous No.20268172]

>>20267726
Dicks are hung, meat for eating, ESLs are sentenced to be hanged by the neck until cured of being ESL

[Anonymous No.20268179]

>>20267877
He isn't wrong, women don't want some cling faggot, they want to be a girlfriend, a wife, or just fuckbuddies; but they don't want to play psychiatrist to some retard.

Every woman has a pussy, why the fuck would she want another?

[Anonymous No.20268187]

>>20268179
Some women claim to want the clingy faggot and possibly do in that moment. But they have the law on their side when they decide they were wrong and retroactively didn't.
don't involve yourself with girls, fellas. they're insane demons that satan has taught to persuade and fool you into thinking you need them to be happy. then they take all your possessions

[Anonymous No.20268209]

>>20268187
>t. homosexual autist

[Anonymous No.20268337]

>>20268209
protect your wallet, white boy.

[Anonymous No.20268340]

>>20268337
>darky
>only comeback is petty theft
lol at your whole existance

[Anonymous No.20268665]

>>20263725
i got a caesar salad at his foxwoods restaurant and it was the fattiest, fatty fat caesar salad i've had in my entire life. his restaurants cater to the obese palate

[Anonymous No.20270250]

>>20264023
Booking a flight for My Sides to Flavortown

[Anonymous No.20270293]

>>20263725
>Has there ever been a more insufferable faggot?
Anthony Bourdain

[David Lee Roth No.20270328]

>>20263725
>Has there ever been a more insufferable faggot?
Yes. Sammy Hagar

[Anonymous No.20270351]

>>20267726
>They said you was hung!
>And they was right!

[Anonymous No.20270352]

>>20264253
Alton Brown was cool, it's just he became a curmudgeon in his old(er) age.