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Let post the most american bastardization perverted american take of italian cuisine

>> No.20260528

Bippa di bobididi Giuseppe mamma Mia papa john dominoes fuhgedduhbouditt

>> No.20260912

>>20260468
>tomato-based sauce
Sorry, it's not Italian.

>> No.20260953

Y'know we deep fry cheese in Italy, too, right? Just ours are cutlets rather than sticks.

>> No.20260955

>>20260953
Oh and here's a pic of a cheese cutlet sandwich:
https://i.warosu.org/data/ck/img/0070/76/1447615458998.jpg

>> No.20260983

>>20260468
Those fish dicks look pretty lame at least need some tartar sauce.

>> No.20260989

>>20260955
That looks like some kind of killer attack crab riding some mutant slug. Oh noes run away!

>> No.20261013
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20261013

>>20260468
>>20260955
This Herdez stuff is great on all that and more

>> No.20261103

>>20260989
Snibsnib XDDDDDD

>> No.20261113

>>20260468
*improved

>> No.20261132

>>20260468
>italian cuisine
didn't exist until america invented it, goomba.

>> No.20261138
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20261138

>>20260468
Every thread until Italians get less cocky: here is what you called pasta before the Chinese told you what it actually was

>> No.20261140

>>20261138
That looks unironically delicious tho

>> No.20261168

>>20261138
So youre saying the italians DID invent pasta? Who would seethe over this besides the chinese?

>> No.20261176

>>20261138
>Every thread until Italians get less cocky
Italians are cocky because they are half-black and have big dicks.
Sure, they might have low IQs and commit lots of crime (mafia), but that's just a side effect of being half-black.
Dating an Italian is a lot like dating a person of color.

>> No.20261233

>>20260468
>using American twice
why are there so many seething thirdies on /ck/?

>> No.20261237

>>20261233
im actually an american larping as a turdie to bait others
thankyou for the (you)

>> No.20261242

>>20261237
lies! No real American would bother with that sort of treachery.

>> No.20261255

I suspect this anon >>20261237 is in some sort of Canadian conspiracy out to impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

>> No.20261264

>>20261176
>discussion about wops
>some greasy dago starts gabbing on about black dicks
What is it about you people (using the word loosely, of course) and lusting after africans?

>> No.20261293

>>20261176
Mutt's law

>> No.20261295

>>20261138

>> No.20261307

>>20260468
Pizza tutti pasta pesto alfredo fettucini
No you can NOT just break the paisano broccoli gran turismo before cooking!!!!!!

>> No.20261312

>>20260468
Why do italians live rent free in other people's minds.

>> No.20261567

>>20261307
>paisano
Paesano. Yet another thing greasy wop degos pronounce incorrectly.
>>20261264
Fairly certain she's an American or other mixed breed.
>>20261176
Sicilians are part Berber and Arab but don't have any Sub-Saharan Black DNA afaik. That sort of background fades the further away you get from there. No one in Trentino or Friuli has that heritage, I don't think. My mother was a redhead, as is my brother (with green eyes) and my gram was blonde with bluegreen eyes. My brother looks like a Luka Doncic palette swap.
All very typical northern Italian looks.
>my dad is half Asian so my hair is black and my eyes are brown

>> No.20261616

>>20261567
With an explanation like that do you have issues that we should know about?

>> No.20261622

>>20261312
because Italians never pay their fuckin' rent. AY!

>> No.20261626

>>20261138
That looks unironically good

>> No.20261869

>>20261616
Eh. Despite just looking white-ish, being quarter Asian in Italy was somewhat challenging growing up, mostly because it kinda makes me look like a southerner, especially compared to the rest of the family, so I'm a little defensive about it, yeah.
My sister looks like Inga Schlingman, if you know who that is, but I just look like Emil Audero IE like a southerner despite both of us being part Asian.

>> No.20263248

>>20261138
Dafuq? That looks tits. Are you a faggot? Only faggots don't like tits.

>> No.20263253

Fuck Italy the best italian food you can eat is in the United States. If you want me to be specific go to Cranston Rhode Island and eat at Mikes Kitchen. You're welcome faggots.

>> No.20263266

>>20263253
nothing there is italian kiddo

>> No.20263292
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>>20263266
Good American Italian food is the only good "italian food".

>> No.20264359

>>20260468
Just go to Olive Garden and pick out anything on the menu that ends in "italiano".

>> No.20264362

>>20260953
If you're lucky, you have no idea of the crap mozzarella that we are forced to choke down, in the US.

>> No.20264367

Get a load of these weirdos claiming Italian as Italian in the states here. I'm not Italian and know that's as bullshit as some nickle and dime joint doing a front for some cocaine pizza restaurant.
In other words, GET THE FUCK OUTTA DODGE!

>> No.20264369

>>20260468
Make sure to not take a wooden nickle.

>> No.20264375

>>20264362
Who is "we" as you say and who is forcing you to "choke down" as you say anything?

>> No.20264379

>>20264375
... I'll get no answer from this, I never do.
People are stupid in general and come up the most goofiest shit.

>> No.20264730
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20264730

mamma mia!