kale bros...

[Anonymous No.20252454]

[Anonymous No.20252467]

Humanity is doomed. What else is new

[Anonymous No.20252476]

Huh, it's almost like the "experts" are trying to make you ill and kill you by feeding you poison

[Anonymous No.20252477]

>>20252454
I could eat kale with every meal. Also I assume I will die from the effects of alcoholism in a few years anyway.

[Anonymous No.20252485]

>>20252454
well I'm safe, I wouldn't eat that with your mouth.

[Anonymous No.20252497]

>>20252477
based
>>20252454
"journalism" is now pure sensationalism anyway, any amount of truth you might find in an article these days is strictly coincidental

[Anonymous No.20252501]

>>20252454
>eat kale every day
>rarely wash it
>Canadian
phew

[Anonymous No.20252505]

The amazing thing about poisoning the soil is that everything you grow in that soil is also poison. People who switch to carnivore diets are "healthier" because they stop filling their bodies with as much poison as they did when they ate vegetables. Carnivore diets are sub-optimal for humans, we need to eat a variety of food, but sub-optimal-and-not-poisoned is better than optimal-and-also-poison.

[Anonymous No.20252534]

>>20252505
As if animals wouldn't store those forever chemicals so you eat them too.

[Anonymous No.20252541]

>>20252534
Probably, but you can still find stuff like grass fed beef where all of the food the cows eat hasn't been soaked in glyphosate like wheat, soy, and corn are. Can't eat fish though, we poisoned the oceans too and fish are just outright poison now.

[Anonymous No.20252547]

>>20252505
>Carnivore diets are sub-optimal for humans
Meat only? Yeah. Add in eggs and dairy and it becomes optimal.
Vegetables and grains are literal garbage, literal serf kibble. It's all glucose.

[Anonymous No.20252550]

>>20252541
corn wheat and soy are soaked in glyphosate? wow i had no idea thats how food production worked.

[Anonymous No.20252559]

>>20252550
My dude they literally spray the entire harvested crop with glyphosate because it makes them dry out faster.

[Anonymous No.20252566]

>>20252501
Sar please do the needful.

Do not reedeem the kale sar.

[Anonymous No.20252617]

>>20252505
>People who switch to carnivore diets are "healthier" because they stop filling their bodies with as much poison as they did when they ate vegetables.
Meanwhile, in reality...

[Anonymous No.20252621]

>>20252617
forgot pic

[Anonymous No.20252644]

>jewish bullshit about how meat is ackshually bad for you
shut up science bitch

[Anonymous No.20252653]

It's Joever

[Anonymous No.20252658]

>>20252476
Turns out your wrong and they eat the same food.

[Anonymous No.20252659]

>>20252559
I mill my own flours from sacks of grain. None of my chit is sprayed.

[Anonymous No.20252676]

>>20252658
>Turns out your wrong and they eat the same food.
Oh yeah like they take the same vaccines as us?

[Anonymous No.20252683]

>>20252454
What's a forever chemical?

[Anonymous No.20252968]

>>20252658
These are the same people who tell us we shouldn't hunt and fish because there's TOXIC AMOUNTS OF FOREVER CHEMICALS IN THE FISH AND ANIMALS
Motherfucker if these forever chemicals are so bad, why the fuck are the deer alive and thriving?
>https://www.providencejournal.com/story/news/local/2022/10/11/ri-dem-does-not-test-deer-pfas-forever-chemicals/8206611001/
NO YOU CAN'T EAT THESE ANIMALS THEY'RE FULL OF PFAS THAT WILL KILL ORGANIC LIFE EXCEPT THE ANIMALS!

Motherfuckers just want you to have no alternative to the supermarket. They've made it literally fucking illegal in places to grow your own vegetables.
https://civileats.com/2022/08/20/two-states-right-to-garden-laws-local-food-community-nutrition-security-illinois-florida/

[Anonymous No.20252977]

>>20252617
I don't think most people are eating wild birds that feed on fish that live in watersystems filled with pesticide runoff. Not saying chemicals aren't a problem with meat, but a cow eating grass is not going to bioaccumulate toxins the same way a carnivorous wild animal would.

[Anonymous No.20252991]

>>20252454
Eggs are bad, cows are destroying the planet, chickens and pigs are spreading diseases, crops are ruining the top soil, the ocean is filled with oil and chemicals, local rivers and lakes have chemicals and heavy metals from mining and factories, cheeses are bad, milk has pus and blood in it, fruits are just sugar bombs, veggies have pesticides, might as well kys

[Anonymous No.20253673]

>>20252476
>by feeding you poison
yep, that's what people get for eating vegetables instead of food we can actually digest lol

[Anonymous No.20253677]

>>20252977
>nobody sprays anything on pasturage or corn fields
This is how delusional you sound rn

[Anonymous No.20253681]

>>20253673
wait until you hear what the livestock are eating

[Anonymous No.20253683]

>>20253681
so because other animals eat vegetables, humans should do so too?
retarded argument

[Anonymous No.20253699]

>>20253683
no you dipshit
because animals eat the vegetables with chemical spray so will yhe people who eat the animals
youre not escaping it

[Anonymous No.20253700]

>>20253677
And are the corn stalks eating each other and biocummulating the the chemicals? No. Maybe you should reread and reply again.

[Anonymous No.20253705]

>>20253699
vegetables have natural poisons because they're not meant to be eaten, dumbass
we are meant to eat their fruits to spread their seeds
a vegetable is the part of a plant that is meant to stay alive, which is why humans can't digest it and we call "fiber"

[Anonymous No.20253764]

>>20253705
>a vegetable is the part of a plant that is meant to stay alive
Corn.
Pumpkin.
Peas.
Beans.
Cucumbers.
>um ackshually
um ack- yourself.

[Anonymous No.20253776]

>>20253764
you are mentioning genetically engineered crops
do you even know how corn used to look like before domestication?

cucumbers are not vegetables
neither are pumpkin

[Anonymous No.20253790]

>>20252454
Who the fuck actually eats kale? That shit was used for decoration my entire life growing up. It was never considered edible.

[Anonymous No.20253794]

>>20252454

I'm sure it's not just Kale at this point that has "disturbing levels" of PFAs. If you're really concerned, trying growing some yourself in soil you know is "clean".

Good luck: most rain water has PFAs in it, so pretty much so do all our plant foods. There's really no getting away from cancer causing poisons in the american diet, unless you meticulously grow everything yourself.

[Anonymous No.20254135]

fun fact: this means that bloodletting is becoming a practical thing to do in order to clean your blood up. go donate some blood

[Anonymous No.20254143]

Veganbros are gonna die faster than Jack Scalfani

[Anonymous No.20254168]

>>20253790
It's fine cooked. It can add a nice flavor to a lot of soups as well. Or rubbed with salt.

[Anonymous No.20254172]

>>20252683
a buzzword for soccer moms

[Anonymous No.20254175]

>>20253705
imagine being so dumb you actually fall for this meme

[Anonymous No.20254182]

>>20252505
>People who switch to carnivore diets are "healthier" because they stop filling their bodies with as much poison

Forever chemicals accumulate up the food chain which for most begins with plants (or tiny creatures in the ocean) which absorb these chemicals into their physical being. Mercury and tuna for instance.

[Anonymous No.20254521]

>>20253705
well enjoy the diabetes or whatever

[Anonymous No.20254716]

>>20254521
Enough about carbs.

[Anonymous No.20254758]

>>20252505
That doesnt really make meat any better lmao what do you think theyre feeding the cows and pigs with?

[Anonymous No.20254782]

>>20252547
>Vegetables and grains are literal garbage, literal serf kibble. It's all glucose.
meat and lard also becomes glucose in the end

[Anonymous No.20254792]

>>20252454
They keep coming out with news about stuff being healthy or unhealthy and I just don't fucking care.
I select entirely for deliciousness.

[Anonymous No.20256445]

>>20252659
it depends on where you get the sacks of grain. they spray the crop in the weeks leading up to harvest in order to dry the grain out, which increases the yield by allowing more of the groats to come loose when they are threshing them. pretty much every wheat and oat product has more glyphosate than anyone ever expected there to be when they set regulations on how much can be used

[Anonymous No.20256516]

>>20252454
Huh. I eat the hell out of kale on sandwiches, soups and with oven roasted chicken and vegetables. Doesn't really matter, I'm going back to my old job and I paint and customize plastic models. Not eating kale wont make a difference.

[Anonymous No.20256812]

>>20256516
I've been steaming mine and adding it to soups and sauces, works great and adds a ton of green power to my diet. At this point I've just kind of accepted that pretty much everything grown on earth is poisoned in some way due to nuclear weapons, rampant industrialization, and horrible farming practices. It sucks, but there's not a whole lot I can do about it directly.

[Anonymous No.20256834]

My pet rabbit loved kale

[Anonymous No.20256883]

>>20252454
If you gathered together all the articles ever published with this type of headline and cut them all out of you would end up with virtually nothing. Just stuff so rarely consumed it has escaped notice by shitty journos and assorted schizos.

[Anonymous No.20257086]

>>20252505
>>20252547
Post body

[Anonymous No.20257092]

>>20252505
What do you think those animals eat before you eat them? And, much like your mom's fat ass, bovines eat more than the average person so they'll accumulate more of the toxin

[Anonymous No.20257094]

>>20252559
>spray the entire harvested crop with glyphosate because it makes them dry out faster.
Lol what? That's the most retarded thing I've ever heard. Please explain how that works and where you heard this.

[Anonymous No.20257143]

>>20252683
Shit that doesn't react with anything.
Like Teflon. PFOA. idk. CFCs.