webm thread

[Anonymous No.20238683]

Snake eater edition

[Anonymous No.20238695]

it's chewy because it hasn't cooked for long enough... imagine going through all this trouble just to fuck up the easiest part of the process because you're impatient.

[Anonymous No.20239671]

>>20238683

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[Anonymous No.20239701]

>>20239671
>hurry up and give me the $.15 cobra fillet I paid for, woman!

[Anonymous No.20239705]

>>20239693
That's how you know it's fresh :)

[Anonymous No.20239780]

>>20239693
Everything else looks clean, but that pan looks like it was dug up after it was buried with rocks.

[Anonymous No.20239783]

>>20239780
probably just an oven pan with a lot of burnt grease on it

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[Anonymous No.20239844]

poor sneks :(((

[Anonymous No.20239854]

>>20239802
Looks good but unhygienic. I'll pass.

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>>20239671
>when it's your first day and chef puts you on the cobra cage

[Anonymous No.20239875]

>Test

[Anonymous No.20239886]

>>20239864
This would be infinitely better if it was stuffed in any other vegetable.

[Anonymous No.20239913]

>>20239864
>chop up SHELLED shrimp
I fucking hate Chinese Chinese food.

[Anonymous No.20239932]

>>20239671
>>20239701
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>>20239913
I'm pretty sure that used as in "shelled peanuts" there

[Anonymous No.20239944]

>>20239671
Genesis 3:15
"And I will put enmity
between you and the woman,
and between your offspring and hers;
he will crush your head,
and you will strike his heel.”

[Anonymous No.20239952]

>>20239944
In English, doc!

[Anonymous No.20239967]

>>20239802
Strange, I went to Cornell and this stinky third worlder is wearing my school on him.

[Anonymous No.20240056]

>#5 Not OP

[Anonymous No.20240104]

>>20239864
that's fabulous, every time china cranks out some heinous oily slop they do something great like this

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[Anonymous No.20240211]

>>20240141
explain

[Anonymous No.20240229]

>>20240104
What do you mean, anon? Do you not like sucking on China's gourmet seasoned rocks?

[Anonymous No.20240236]

>>20239671
i like how the other cobra have to watch
i bet like they are are like yeah, im going to be the one to eat her

[Anonymous No.20240245]

>>20240211
Pretty girl eat food happy penis love life

[Anonymous No.20240289]

>>20240211

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>>20240245
>pound of make-up caked on
>pretty

[Anonymous No.20240332]

>>20240328

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>>20240332
idc

[Anonymous No.20240375]

>>20238683
So this guy just injected a snake with sauce while it was still alive?
That's kinda badass.

[Anonymous No.20240398]

>>20240375
nah, he killed it by stabbing its brain

[Anonymous No.20240419]

>>20240229
Seems like a clever way to sell you less food for the same price

[Anonymous No.20240455]

>>20239671
its one thing to kill and eat a snake. its another to fail at it for minutes while u slowly torture it death with 1000 cuts.

[Anonymous No.20240459]

>>20239802
More dignified than the OP.

[Anonymous No.20240463]

>>20240419
>here's the super trendy meal you ordered bro :)

[Anonymous No.20240475]

>>20239967
and yet hes worth more than you ever will be

[Anonymous No.20240775]

>>20239671
Wonder if she's still alive

[Anonymous No.20240917]

>>20240332
>grug forehead
>gamer posture
>frog eyes
feeling generous so like a 5/10

[Anonymous No.20240918]

>>20240917
she keeps making those videos she'll be a 10/10

[Anonymous No.20241014]

>>20240917
whens the last time you fucked, anon?

[Anonymous No.20241026]

>>20239671
Why this fumbling around? Why does she not simply STRIKE and that's it?
After all this torture I was really rooting for the snake.

[Anonymous No.20241032]

>>20240419
>it's 2024 and anons still don't understand that fad restaurants and stalls aren't selling sustenance

[Anonymous No.20241039]

>>20241014
Would indicate he has fucked recently, or isn't porn addicted and doesn't just beat his meat to any random whore.

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>>20239671
this makes me rationally angry

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>>20241179
is that tripe, the thing it gets rolled up with
i really want to get a whole animal to butcher and cook it all on the same fire

[Anonymous No.20241233]

Degenerate.

[Anonymous No.20241256]

>>20241204
I think it's caul fat.

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>>20240141
>>20240289
>>20240332
sauce?

[Anonymous No.20241273]

>>20240375
>being cruel and desperate for attention
>badass
Nah.

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>>20239671
I could've saved her...

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>>20239701

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>>20240141
>>20240289

Do Not Talk with food in your mouth.
FFS.

[Anonymous No.20241443]

>>20241376
notice how he says "grain finished"
all cows are fed grass for pretty much all their lives. some get fed grains for a couple months at the end to fatten em up

[Anonymous No.20241603]

>>20241171
I never got the point of teriyaki, it's such a boring flavor. It doesn't go far enough in any "flavor profile".

[Anonymous No.20241634]

>Error: Maximum allowed video duration is 120 seconds.
what in the chinese tiktok brainrot is this shit

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>>20241379
might try this one

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>>20241817
What in tarnation..?

[Anonymous No.20242039]

>>20241987
Americans. 'Nuff said.

[Anonymous No.20242052]

>>20241817
being female is a mental illness

[Anonymous No.20242054]

>>20240917
>5/10

You're feeling more generous than I am Anon.

[Anonymous No.20242058]

>>20242039
*female

[Anonymous No.20242062]

>>20242052
>>20242058
Literally zero proof that the person who made the video is a woman, incel.

[Anonymous No.20242074]

>>20241394

Ah, if you oder it DIY to go

[Anonymous No.20242233]

>>20241987
>>20242052
>he doesn't even have a STANLEY™ convenience cup
You're not getting laid if you can't keep up with the latest icks

[Anonymous No.20242287]

>>20242233
This must be the dumbest thing I've seen this month.

[Anonymous No.20242301]

>>20242062
Lol, obviously it's a woman based on how stupid it is. Only women would obsess over a FUCKING CUP to a point where they wait hours at night for it or create a whole genre of online content about A FUCKING CUP FOR LIQUIDS.

But if you need poof just look at the fingers.

[Anonymous No.20242316]

>>20241379
what makes the chicken broth evil

[Anonymous No.20242363]

>>20242301
>obviously it's a woman based on how stupid it is.
I take it logic isn't your strong point.

[Anonymous No.20242366]

>>20242363
Tits or GTFO femoid.

[Anonymous No.20242367]

>>20242366
I'm not a woman. But I am an ally of women.

[Anonymous No.20242373]

>>20242301
looks like my boyfriends hands?

[Anonymous No.20242412]

>>20241347
>garlic
>sautee for about 10 minutes
shiggy diggy

[Anonymous No.20242449]

>>20241256
>surrounds internal organs
>casing for faggots
thats where i recognised it
i guess its kinda related

[Anonymous No.20242481]

>>20242233
I'm a retard who is legally blind and even I can tell that mug is photoshopped in.

[Anonymous No.20242492]

>/ck/ is completely mind broken by a fucking cup
Never change 4chan.

[Anonymous No.20242499]

>>20242481

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>>20241379

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>>20242492
its a mug

[Anonymous No.20243200]

>>20243174
You've got an ugly mug.

[Anonymous No.20243202]

>>20243200
mom said its whats in the inside that matters

[Anonymous No.20243209]

>>20242301
obviously *emale hands eww

[Anonymous No.20243212]

>>20243209
hemale...?

[Anonymous No.20243219]

>>20242301
Man or woman that thumb will haunt my dreams

[Anonymous No.20243261]

>>20242233
that's fake
everyone knows stanley's aren't lead free

[Anonymous No.20243306]

>>20241817
i hope that is to feed a baby

[Anonymous No.20243311]

>>20242052
no woman in my life could ever possibly be so inane

[Anonymous No.20243370]

>>20242499

[Anonymous No.20243383]

>>20239671
how can a professional snake vendor be so awful at her job? What a disgrace!

[Anonymous No.20243393]

>>20243370
>posting a 4chan screencap is reddit
what the fuck is wrong with you retards?

[Anonymous No.20243407]

>>20240918
shes already there, look at those arms

[Anonymous No.20243410]

>>20243393
>what the fuck is wrong with you retards?
where do i start

[Anonymous No.20243416]

>>20243393
A 4chan screenshot that was obviously made by a redditor for the purpose of posting on reddit.

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Why is this anon obsessed with washing chicken?

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[Anonymous No.20243484]

>>20243416
>Complaining about Reddit in a TikTok thread
lol

[Anonymous No.20243520]

>>20239671
snakes is hard job

[Anonymous No.20243547]

>>20239802
doesn't look that chewy, the guy bites off a decent chunk without much effort

[Anonymous No.20243553]

>>20240056
eggu is cooked a little too much desunae, the yolk should be gooey basically always with few egg(heh)ceptions

[Anonymous No.20243556]

>>20242062
>hands obviously female
You could have shut the fuck up and not made yourself look like a retard simp, but you just couldn't help yourself, could you. Hell, you couldnt even manage to be even a little correct.

[Anonymous No.20243557]

>>20243553
>eggu is cooked a little too much desunae
why are you talking like this onii-chan

[Anonymous No.20243561]

>>20243556
Cool it with the sexism.

[Anonymous No.20243581]

>>20243556
They look like your typical white collar "man"'s hands to me.

[Anonymous No.20243684]

>>20241160
pls dont post vegan food

[Anonymous No.20243713]

>>20243456
>how to wash your chicken
>first, throw em down the drain

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[Anonymous No.20243805]

>schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp

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[Anonymous No.20243814]

>>20243801
>>20243805
>>20243809
/ck/ webms, dumb /an/ faggot

[Anonymous No.20243819]

>>20243814
animals are food

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>>20239802
Whyd he step on the snek i paid for???

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>>20243830
arent you supposed to take the skin and seeds off

[Anonymous No.20243844]

>>20243819
this is what having a woman with bpd in your life is like

[Anonymous No.20243846]

>>20240455
She never cut it..

[Anonymous No.20243861]

>>20243838
Skin, no. Seeds, depends. When I make my sauce I use a.... fuck I forgot what it's called. But anyway you don't want to crush the seeds through the tiny holes. It'll make the sauce too bitter.

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[Anonymous No.20244040]

>>20243819
i had that exact bed comforter and painting on the wall at a super 8 in fl
where is this?

[Anonymous No.20244076]

>>20243819
That wall run was fucking sick. Nice one monkey

[Anonymous No.20244091]

>>20241264

[Anonymous No.20244189]

>>20244091
Big fat girl energy, lets see her in 180 days

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>>20244189

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>>20243451
>>20243462
>>20243467
>>20243471
Real world
>>20243456
>>20243473
>>20243475
Racists mocking black people.

[Anonymous No.20244334]

>>20244282
In real life it's like a train wreck in slow motion, we call it "Colorado Disease".

[Anonymous No.20244441]

>>20244302
>people
Oh you jokester

[Anonymous No.20244505]

>>20244302
Racists mocking black people are real though

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>>20241361
how does beef tongue taste? what's the texture? is it liver-tier or more like muscle?

[Anonymous No.20244785]

>>20244716
More muscle like. Very tender.
Would recommend.

[Anonymous No.20244806]

>>20244716
Depends on prep... I guess?

[Anonymous No.20244842]

>>20243838
i've never seen anyone do that while making a tomato sauce. tho im not sure if she squeezed the garlic out of their skins or put it with the skin, that's definitely not something you're supposed to do

[Anonymous No.20244845]

>>20244716
i'll never eat another beings tongue. i can't get over the idea of chewing something like that
that potato chip thread had a "duck tongue" flavored one though i'd try that

[Anonymous No.20244853]

>>20244785
Depends on the part of the tongue
Front part is quite chewy. Usually better for stews or something.
Back part is quite tender and what the Japs typically eat at BBQ

[Anonymous No.20244855]

>>20244806
I can't watch this borderline retard nearly chop his finger off with that terrible knife skill
Delete this garbage webm

[Anonymous No.20244860]

>>20244785
>>20244806
how do you guys prepare it? i've seen it made cooked whole long and slow like in that webm but japs seem to like it thinly sliced and the grilled fast on both sides like this. though i've seen they've recipes for tongue stew as well and even make sashimi out of it

[Anonymous No.20244864]

>>20244853
ahh that's interesting, thanks for the info. i'm gonna try to find it somewhere near me and try it both ways. do you recommend any recipes for a stew?

[Anonymous No.20244881]

>>20244860
>>20244853
I haven't actually made it, personally.
Only time I've had it was in Japan at a restaurant named Beef Tongue Tororo in Shibuya. Which I recommend with the exception that Tororo itself is gross as hell.

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[Anonymous No.20245111]

>>20245017
the heat of the chopsticks cooks the frog

[Anonymous No.20245251]

>>20244716
When you taste it, it's tasting you

[Anonymous No.20245258]

>>20244806
why hiding his hands? are they brown?

[Anonymous No.20245418]

>>20245017
>Look at what they made me. A perversion of my self. This profane mockery. They laugh at my torture and commit blasphemous art with my body. I would scream in despair had they not ripped my lungs from my chest for their amusement.

[Anonymous No.20245431]

>>20245418
spoilers for gotg3

[Anonymous No.20245436]

>>20241160
What is nutritional yeast? It gets pushed in every vegan recipe.

[Anonymous No.20245593]

>>20245436
Yeast that's fortified with added vitamins and minerals. They say it tastes cheesy.

[Anonymous No.20245598]

>>20240375
>That's kinda badass
Did you kill poor defenseless animals as a kid and never grow out of it?

[Anonymous No.20245603]

>>20245017
:(

[Anonymous No.20245618]

>>20245017
Is that frog okay

[Anonymous No.20245643]

>>20245618
hell be fine

[Anonymous No.20245661]

>>20243825
do you return the spoon?
is there a multi tier society based on a concept similar to the shopping cart theory?

[Anonymous No.20245670]

>>20243835
I know for a fact this shit gon be tastier than any fried rice I'll EVER make

[Anonymous No.20245676]

>>20243553
nah that egg is still fucking raw if it's "gooey"

[Anonymous No.20245704]

>>20245670
STFU dumb yuro. Shoutout xtal.

[Anonymous No.20245813]

>>20245618
I fear he might croak :(

[Anonymous No.20245820]

>>20244282
Excellent progress

[Anonymous No.20246045]

>>20241817
this shit used to be for constriction workers

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Why do jeets do this?

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>>20246105
careful anon jannies dont like scat

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>>20246111
No but really why are jeets like webm related?

[Anonymous No.20246132]

>>20246126
>>>/pol/ not food

[Anonymous No.20246136]

>>20246132
They eat cow poop and urine thoughbeit

[Anonymous No.20246188]

aaaaand here comes the reposts

[Anonymous No.20246201]

>>20243370
HE DIDNT SAY THAT

[Anonymous No.20246414]

>>20244633
>turd duck
the fuck do i look like
flurgendurgenhurgen?
get the fuck outta here

[Anonymous No.20246473]

>>20244716
Tastes like corned beef. Texture is softer though.

[Anonymous No.20246509]

>>20241180
If they're not boiled, they're not pretzels.
These are just poorly-made garlic knots.

[Anonymous No.20246512]

>>20246051
this will be us when we get old

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>>20246047
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>>20246111
>>>/pol/

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>>20246548
not him but i'm sorry. working on a shit laptop now, it's not fun making .webms until i get a proper setup again

[Anonymous No.20246748]

>>20246051
he alright

[Anonymous No.20246772]

>>20244633
Mmm.... boiled plastic.

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>>20246781
bajiners are gross

[Anonymous No.20246861]

>>20245017
the final state of all frogposters

[Anonymous No.20246863]

>>20243451
>the white guy saying you don't need to wash the chicken because the government says you don't need to
Were the jigaboos right about washing your chicken all along? The gov did just poison everyone with that gene therapy, after all.

[Anonymous No.20246882]

>>20246809
imagine the yeast smell

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>>20246809
who raped you anon?

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>>20247023
This is the gayest thing I've ever seen and I regularly jack off to trap femboy porn.

[Anonymous No.20247107]

>>20247023
Putting your face in the dough is kinda gross.

[Anonymous No.20247121]

>>20243835
in china salt comes in bags

[Anonymous No.20247140]

>>20244860
i watched this for a good 4 seconds before i realized it wasn't a webm

[Anonymous No.20247145]

>>20245593
not a vegan or anything. it's real good. i don't really use it for anything other than sprinkling on popcorn though. recommend.

[Anonymous No.20247157]

>>20246088
Do Brits really?

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>>20240056
Wait. Why would you cover and cook for 2 minutes after adding the eggs, if you're just going to scramble them anyway?

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>>20246077

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>>20239671
man SEA is fucking wild

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>>20245598
>Snake
>Defenseless
Veganism is a mental illness.

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>>20239913
Wait until you see how they serve frog legs
>meat that easily pulls perfectly clean off the bone? No fuck that let's chop it up into tiny pieces so you have to spit out bone fragments after every single bite

[Anonymous No.20247199]

>>20243819
Junky monkey has a syringe in its mouth

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>>20244881
If you ever go back you gotta visit Sendai for it, that's their local thing

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>>20247176
giwtwm

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>>20243805
This is me

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>>20247355
>tfw I had my thumb in a person's food when I was working in the service industry and I still feel bad about it 10 years later

[Anonymous No.20247382]

>>20247362
What is that

[Anonymous No.20247385]

>>20247382
read the filename

[Anonymous No.20247397]

>>20247385
Oh

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>>20247382
that's petai.
extremely high in serotonin. eat some of them and you'll be (temporarily) happy, I'm not joking.

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>>20244091
>>20244210
My mother has the same posture but she's an old woman with severe arthritis.
What's this chick's excuse?

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>>20241443
Must be depressing for the cows when they go to their food one day and see that it's grain.

[Anonymous No.20247847]

>>20243823
Puri purin, god I miss that. Back before the chan was pozzed.

[Anonymous No.20247875]

>>20246861
kek

i had to wait 60 seconds to post this reply.
fuck gook m00t fuck this site

[Anonymous No.20247882]

>>20246057
im black and i've never been more turned on in my life prior to this.

[Anonymous No.20247883]

>>20239802
Wow, Cornell's food hall is dirtier than I expected

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>>20238683
Is the sky red today? Finally some new material being uploaded. Bless be the OP.
>>20239671
She wanted to chop it's head off on the board and not have parts of the snake falling to the ground, which is why she didn't kill it despite have a clear shot multiple times.

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>>20241379
how do people handle eating so many chillis? even when i had a good tolerance to chilli my gut never adapted

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>>20241361
What the fuck is that suitcase grill thing?

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>>20247957
not sure. I usually have no got problems with them unless I eat let's say a whole habanero on an empty stomach. if I don't have an empty stomach it's fine though

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>>20247023
>your penis will never be as small as his
thank you, lord..

[Anonymous No.20248787]

>>20248656
i'll say it
instant ramen is best when you add the seasoning packet at the end

[Anonymous No.20248846]

>>20247366
yes literally

[Anonymous No.20248969]

>>20241361
is it actually healthy to eat tortillas cooked directly on the gas?

[Anonymous No.20248974]

>>20248969
what are you afraid of?

[Anonymous No.20248995]

>>20246047
that shrank a lot more than I expected

[Anonymous No.20249020]

>>20248974
probably the gas fumes and whatever additives are in the gas

[Anonymous No.20249034]

>>20248974
I'm assuming there's residual stuff in the gas piping that might not be the best thing for you if eaten like that, don't know.

[Anonymous No.20249123]

>>20238683
Did he replace the snakes blood with soy sauce?

[Anonymous No.20249215]

>>20238683
do you really have to be so autistic with the fluids?
could he have not just butchered it and washed it with water?

[Anonymous No.20249226]

>>20239671
>when your snack gets uppity
there were several points where you can tell she just wanted to chop that fucker with her cleaver

[Anonymous No.20249244]

>>20238683
>>20239671
>>20239693
why hasn't mankind eradicated snakes from the planet? They're disgusting creatures. And before you start crying about the ecosystems balance, we could just kill more mice on our own.

[Anonymous No.20249247]

>>20246060
>this tattoo
>this face
I have watched too much mom/son incest to and this brings memories

[Anonymous No.20249250]

>>20249244
spiders are the first to go. snakes are a little down the line after things with too many legs. having no legs, i am not scared of snakes.

[Anonymous No.20249263]

>>20249250
spider are tiny and harmless.Just smack them and they're neutralized. You can't do that with a nasty, slimy, violent rope that wasn't to bite you with an actually mouth

[Anonymous No.20249273]

>>20248787
100% incorrect.
but you do you.

[Anonymous No.20249280]

>>20249244
>why hasn't mankind eradicated snakes from the planet?
we can't even get rid of the snakes of our own species.

[Anonymous No.20249304]

>>20249280
pseudo clever thought

[Anonymous No.20249313]

>>20241160
>bake
>bake again

[Anonymous No.20249370]

>>20243805
imagine cutting a snails eye off with scissors while it's extended

[Anonymous No.20249389]

>>20249123
Yes

[Anonymous No.20249391]

>>20242316
Negative social credit

[Anonymous No.20249400]

>>20249244
Snakes rule and you drool.

[Anonymous No.20249444]

>>20249370
maybe rabbit ears

[Anonymous No.20249453]

[Anonymous No.20249455]

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[Anonymous No.20249495]

>>20246509
pretzels dont get boiled...

[Anonymous No.20249509]

>>20247362
>asian girl exposes her bean
thanks a lot asshole now I have to explain my browser history to my boss

[Anonymous No.20249517]

>>20249495
I thought they did like bagels.

[Anonymous No.20249528]

>>20249517
They don't have to be boiled but they are washed with lye or I forget the other one

[Anonymous No.20249541]

>>20249528
you put them in boiling lye solution for a few seconds and then bake

[Anonymous No.20249646]

>>20247382
It’s a Pacay, not a petai >>20247783
They grow in the Amazon and are quite sweet. Had some when I was in Peru.

[Anonymous No.20249672]

>>20240056
i don't like that the egg was still not cooked when uncovered and then the whole was overcooked

[Anonymous No.20249677]

>>20240141
you can immediately tell this Phineas-faced bitch looks horrible without all that crap caked on her face.

[Anonymous No.20249684]

>>20245436
It's the proof that vegan food on its own is nowhere near hearty enough to maintain healthy levels of anything and always needs a cheat additive.

[Anonymous No.20249688]

>>20249244
Snakes are based
What actually needs to go:
>Mosquitos
>Stinkbugs
>Ticks
>Termites

Fucking HATE bugs

[Anonymous No.20249704]

>>20249453
>"people" who grip the knife SOLELY by the handle

[Anonymous No.20249735]

>>20242301
the way the nails look weird because of the stubby fingers

[Anonymous No.20249751]

>>20244040
literally every super 8 anywhere

[Anonymous No.20249778]

>>20244189
no need, just gotta see her from the waist down as she is now

[Anonymous No.20249941]

>>20249704
do you not see the finger out?

[Anonymous No.20249950]

>>20249941
That's not a grip! That's a stabilizer.

[Anonymous No.20249985]

>>20249704
next item is a finger brooch

[Anonymous No.20249993]

>>20249985
Anon, you're a waste.

[Anonymous No.20250058]

>>20249263
>slimy
They're not sslimy

[Anonymous No.20250161]

>>20249495
You don't bake. Sit down.

[Anonymous No.20250199]

>>20244210
>>20247786
good pizza

[Anonymous No.20250363]

>>20249455
Imagine being that bird, living your entire life outside in trees and bushes, then one day you find yourself in this bizarre landscape of metal, glass, and more food than you could imagine.

[Anonymous No.20250640]

Why have these threads become inundated with retards spamming worthless webms of girls eating normally with nothing interesting happening

[Anonymous No.20250657]

>>20239671
The most retarded woman vs the most retarded snake

[Anonymous No.20250662]

>>20249244
I love snakes you faggot. I’m gonna throw a snake in your bed tonight faggot

[Anonymous No.20250689]

>>20245017
REEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.20250710]

>>20243456
I didn’t know chicken testicles could get so LARGE

[Anonymous No.20250726]

>>20245017
You’ll notice, it’s always women eating the shit that’s still moving. They're always the ones laughing and digging in while an animal is suffering unimaginable pain and slowly dying on their plate. Fuck women

[Anonymous No.20250761]

>>20250726
yeah i guess if you ignore all the guys doing it then it's only women doing it

[Anonymous No.20250765]

>>20250662
Do it and I will replace the snake's blood with squid ink.

[Anonymous No.20251038]

>>20250726
It's women because the people making the videos know more people will watch someone eating weird nasty shit if it's a woman eating it

[Anonymous No.20251065]

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>>20249704
why do you think its called the handle you fucking retard
thats where the hand goes

[Anonymous No.20251613]

>>20247176
shes like that video of the snake drinking water