Ja/ck/ Thread

[Anonymous No.20233443]

how is he not dead yet?

[Anonymous No.20233468]

>>20233443
ancient curse

[Anonymous No.20233469]

there's some faggot making slanderous lies about based ja/ck/ trying to dox him

[Anonymous No.20233472]

>>20233469
>there's some faggot making slanderous lies about based ja/ck/ trying to dox him
Can someone please dox him so I can figure out what this thread is about, and why I should give a fuck?

[Anonymous No.20233473]

>>20233469
I heard about that guy, I doubt it's true because he talks like a fag who tries too hard.

[Anonymous No.20233581]

>>20233443
If you seek Jesus, you too can live as long as Ja/ck/.

[Anonymous No.20233629]

>>20233469
this is making me feel very frustrated right now

[Anonymous No.20233650]

>has a stroke
>switches to a diet high in red meat
the man is suicidal

[Anonymous No.20233658]

kino alert!!!

[Anonymous No.20233666]

Because high fructose corn syrup and preservatives make you live longer.

[Anonymous No.20233755]

>>20233658
Huh?

[Anonymous No.20233761]

>>20233469
>watch video about getting doxxed
>21 year old casually mentions he owns two rental properties and that those are the addresses listed
god i hate trust fund faggots

[Anonymous No.20233766]

>>20233761
Yea that guy is a huge faggot. I hope Jack dox him and he get raped.

[Anonymous No.20233779]

>>20233658
So, like, what happened, for real for real for real?
Everything is censored for real for real for real for real, and I can't figure out what the fuck you are talking about for real for real for real for real for real for real for real for real

[Anonymous No.20233786]

>>20233779
Some faggot zoomer who runs on e-drama pretended that ja/ck/ tried to dox him
The email contains a bunch of weird cuck zoomer lingo that ja/ck/ has no idea about so its obviously not from him

[Anonymous No.20233789]

>>20233443
The truth is he died after his second stroke and was revived by an injection of pure zionism, hence his murderous hatred of Palestinians

[Anonymous No.20234091]

>>20233761
>trust fund
I guess that retarded voice he puts on and condescending tone isn't just an act for the camera.

[Anonymous No.20234124]

>>20233786
>pretended that ja/ck/ tried to dox him
it was most likely tammy, i doubt that faggot would risk creating a lie about that

[Anonymous No.20234179]

>>20233443
He spits in the face of God

[Anonymous No.20234197]

I find it quite funny that Jack is all hot and bothered about people finding out that he's a despicable reprobate to the point that he tries to dox that person.
Again just shows how out of touch he is. He genuinely thinks he's not generally detested and that people don't know he's a piece of shit

[Anonymous No.20234206]

>>20233443
god the way he eats in something else. now imagine if instead of a regular old sandwich he was shoving a grinder down his gullet. god i want jack to lick it with his tard tongue so i can have a stroke of my own if ya know what i mean. i mean jerk off incase you didn’t know, hope you have a good day

[Anonymous No.20234236]

>>20234197
Jack is a great cook for the everyman. I'm really good at demonstrating dishes that normal people (not artsy fartsy nonsense) can make with good success, and this is appreciated by the true community.

[Anonymous No.20234239]

>>20234197
>He genuinely thinks he's not generally detested and that people don't know he's a piece of shit
may be true? he's gotta know though i think
but that dox threat email could be from jack,tammy, the guy that is being threatened of doxxed, or a crazed jack fan.
maybe even jacks pasture
would be nice to really know

[Anonymous No.20234240]

>>20234236
>I'm really good at demonstrating dishes that normal people (not artsy fartsy nonsense) can make with good success
you should have taught jack the ways then

[Anonymous No.20234246]

>>20234236
Funny

[Anonymous No.20234311]

I don't care about his shit cooking, child abuse, and general vapid personality. But simply how he eats is enough for me to wish him the worst

[Anonymous No.20234452]

>>20233786
I doubt he knowingly sent the email to himself or had someone send it to himself but he sure as fuck knows that it's not coming from Jack, he's just shamelessly milking the situation, it's actually making me take jack's side

[Anonymous No.20234740]

>>20233658
There's no way Jack wrote that without misspelling at least one word

[Anonymous No.20234756]

>People say it isn't true because Jack has never expressed racism like this openly
The man moved out of a suburb of Nashville to the absolute middle of nowhere because he saw too many black people, even though he moved to fucking Nashville from Orange County

[Anonymous No.20234767]

Who's a worse cook, him or Kay?

[Anonymous No.20234771]

>>20234767
Kay is generally aware of how awful of a cook she is, and hasn't admitted to wanting to murder her own child. So I think Jack has her beat on two counts (would probably beat her too).

[Anonymous No.20234780]

>>20234771
Kay also cheats with her welfare/taxes which is incredibly based.
The truth about Jack is that he actually deserves the sorry state he's in.

[Anonymous No.20234788]

>>20234767
Jack hasn't actually cooked in years, it's the Cooking With Tammy Show While Jack Watches Show

[Anonymous No.20234821]

He's getting into doxing now.
What a model Christian.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V27U4ADMwzU

[Anonymous No.20234841]

>>20233658
mfw choking your kid until blood comes out of his nose

[Anonymous No.20234842]

In everyone's opinion, what's Jack's greatest video? For me, "church chili" is the full package. Year-old freezer burnt brisket and a bunch of canned slop. Unwarranted hostility towards others. Throwing a hissy fit and claiming to be the "bigger man" for reasons that only exist in his own head. Lamenting to the camera that he could have cheated and won, but he doesn't cheat because he's not a cheater... though he certainly could have, mind you. The list goes on.

[Anonymous No.20234887]

>>20234842
I think that is a core video but you its probably one of his medium rare chicken videos.

[Anonymous No.20234911]

>>20234821
This guy's videos suck so bad. They're so nothing that it's funny if jack is actually trying to doxx him for it.

[Anonymous No.20234976]

>>20234911
People are saying it's fake but it's actually the most prominent reaction video maker talking about the strangling confession and Jack has tried to hide that for years. None of the "pink chicken omg" people ever covered it.

[Anonymous No.20234987]

>>20234976
it is fake though, august has never done his due diligence in looking up information in the past. why would he redact the email or at the very least not attempt to verify it came from jack? it's an a-log trying to stir shit up for drama, idk how it could be any more obvious.

[Anonymous No.20234991]

>>20233658
based

[Anonymous No.20234996]

>>20234987
No nigga you gotta believe my zoomer e-celeb cult leader. He has the ironic pedo mustache and makes quirky reaction videos to tell me how to feel. I love donating my single mom's waitressing tips to him.

[Anonymous No.20234997]

>>20234987
Maybe. Also that dinner and the video, I will never get over the "eat before you eat" line being said without innuendo

[Anonymous No.20234999]

>>20234996
Millennials shat and pissed their pants in laughter over people like idubbbz and Critikal but complain about zoomer ecelebs lmao

[Anonymous No.20235003]

here's your chicken bro

[Anonymous No.20235004]

>>20234911
I don't like his videos but that doesn't justify doxing like a faggot bitch

[Anonymous No.20235032]

I love when Jack talks about his arm because he's given up on it and is open about it. He completely forgot that he broke down in tears when he had a stroke last year and they got it briefly working.

[Anonymous No.20235058]

>>20234999
But that anon's right. millennials were retarded a decade ago and now realize how stupid and pointless eceleb drama is. No matter what age bracket they target, faggots on youtube just want money and attention.
It should be obvious to zoomers that they're falling for the same stupid shit, but they don't see it.

Jack is a huge lolcow and deserves to be made fun of, but faking shit like doxing for drama points is cringe

I used to think pic related was about how the old unfairly prey upon the young, but now I realize the youth happily throw themselves into the maw.

[Anonymous No.20235096]

>>20235058
you know Jack as well as the rest of us, of course it's him who sent that sent lmao

[Anonymous No.20235099]

>>20235096
who sent that shit*

[Anonymous No.20235129]

>>20233443
this guy is a fat disgusting retard
I have never understood the obsession with him here and have always suspected that it's being astroturfed

[Anonymous No.20235346]

>>20235129
>this guy is a fat disgusting retard

[Anonymous No.20235356]

>>20235129
ur a retard

[Anonymous No.20235373]

>>20234206
Kys faggot.

[Anonymous No.20235395]

>>20233658
Yeah, this glows.

[Anonymous No.20235440]

>>20233658
>dude le heckin bad racist
Yep, this is obviously a false flag.

[Anonymous No.20235445]

>>20233650
Angina pectoris can only defeated by drinking olive oil.

[Anonymous No.20235448]

>>20235440
Idk man, he's a MAGA white evangelical Christian and moved away from urban Tennessee to a rural area because of too many black people and advocated genocide in the previously buried clip

[Anonymous No.20235468]

>>20233658
Jack types in four word sentences with numerous spelling errors. Whoever made this couldn't even be bothered to make it look authentic.

[Anonymous No.20235471]

>>20233650
He is dead within 2 years

[Anonymous No.20235511]

>>20235448
Ja/ck/ is 'the nicest guy on YouTube'™ and genuinely believes it.
He loves the idea of bombing Palestinian children because they're terrorists trying to genocide the Israelis
He righteously choked Garrett out because Garrett was being disrespectful to hammy
In his heart, he believes he is in the right, always.

His M.O. with online haters is to use DMCA strikes against their channels, or threaten legal action against them. Because in his mind he's justified to do these things.

The idea that he would slink to extortion with doxxing then throw in oddball interracial shit for no discernable reason is pretty stupid. Only a tard or someone completely unfamiliar to ja/ck/s holier-than-thou attitude would think it's him.

[Anonymous No.20235914]

Is August retarded or does he not know how easy it is to find him?

[Anonymous No.20236301]

>>20235129
>being this retarded

[Anonymous No.20236326]

>>20233786

[Anonymous No.20236426]

>>20235511
thats a nice Big Boy Bite

[Anonymous No.20236430]

>>20234821
>The jew cries out as he strikes you
>Oi gevalt! Why can't I skim kiwifarms for some easy dramaviews??
Hey man, if your sister didn't fuck nogs then you wouldn't have anything to worry about. lel, get Ja/ck/ed.

[Anonymous No.20236444]

>>20233443
this fucker is gonna live to be like 115

[Anonymous No.20236448]

>>20235914
wow, u r an 3l!t3 h4cker

[Anonymous No.20236472]

>>20236444
by that time he will have had 30 more strokes and at least 100 more cases of salmonella. ja/ck/ is immortal

[Anonymous No.20236483]

>>20236472
>jack is the first person to have so many strokes it cauterizes his brain and organs making them super resilient

[Anonymous No.20236537]

>>20234821
How does he avoid having his full legal name connected to his home? Where do they allow you to sign with a pseudonym?

[Anonymous No.20236695]

>>20233650
i love science from the 70s

[Anonymous No.20236696]

>>20233443
When he finally kicks the bucket /ck/ will go nuts

[Anonymous No.20236741]

>>20236537
he's a nepo baby, his home is probably under his parents name or something

[Anonymous No.20236769]

>>20236483
>jack's body becomes unable to function unless he is having a stroke and suffering the side effects of salmonella
he's like that guy from trauma centre or whatever

[Anonymous No.20236801]

>>20236537
he lives with his parents, and he has no "rental properties"

[Anonymous No.20236850]

>>20233443
Isn't he the wop who lost a church chili cook-off and blamed his loss on a conspiracy? Like, I remember one of these shitty foodtubers losing a chili cook-off and saying "this is only because I'm a YouTuber",

[Anonymous No.20236855]

>>20236696
Permanent sticky.

[Anonymous No.20236861]

>>20233443
pedigrees are allergic to their own fur, mongrels never die.

[Anonymous No.20236878]

>>20233469
Imagine believing that Jack's half-dead boomer brain has the IQ necessary to dox someone. These commentary Youtube channel zoomers need to come up with more believable lies to get clicks

[Anonymous No.20236892]

>>20233658
Jack can't even type anymore because of his rotting stroke arm. Everything he tweets/posts on FB has a million typos because of shitty text-to-speech, there's no way he actually sent this

[Anonymous No.20236897]

>>20236696
I'll be super bummed. Ja/ck/ is a blue ribbon lolcow.

[Anonymous No.20236909]

This dude must be part frog, that can only explain the reason he eats everything by sticking his tongue out.

[Anonymous No.20236913]

>>20236909

[Anonymous No.20236928]

>>20236850
You should see his twitter account

[Anonymous No.20236937]

>>20233443
>>20234997
>>20235032
>>20236913
>>20236909
I've never seen a man more disgusting to watch eat than Jack

[Anonymous No.20236944]

>>20236928
why would anyone want to see a twitter account?

[Anonymous No.20236954]

>>20236850
>Tammy finally wakes up and removes her C-PAP mask and gets ready for the chili bowl cook off
>We head over to the football field, Jack is there with his melanin enhanced friends. One of them is giving me dirty looks; I think he's dealing marijuana cigarettes
>I hand my masterpiece to the lovely woman governing this event and she explains that all of the folks present will taste and judge. This will provide fair results as everyone tasting gets a voice (so she tells me).
>Christ bellows into my ears "BLASPHEMY!"
>Why aren't 3 neutral judges allowed at this event? I don't trust the opinion of these homely people with their heretic taste buds. They probably don't even support napalming Palestine.
>I urge Jack Jr and Tammy to vote for what they feel is the best chili, I WILL NOT stoop to the level of telling family and friends to vote for my chili.
>No one has the palate to appreciate freezer aged brisket
>No one here understands the complexity of canned beans and sauce
>This ruse of a contest has been a farce from the start
>I know in my enlarged heart that I am the true winner, and that my chili can bring warring nations together. The love is in the freezer burn.
>Jesus has told me I must infiltrate a high school chili cook off the following week to exact my vengeance via passive aggressive insults to children.
>These people think recipes off the Internet are good? BLASPHEMY!
>Where are the award winners? WHERE ARE THEY?
>I end up leaving extremely disappointed. I await Jesus' command to lead me to my next location for the next highly awaited episode of Jack on the Go.
>Such is the life of a Youtube cooking god

[Anonymous No.20236959]

>>20234206
Breed yourself, homo.

[Anonymous No.20236972]

>>20236944
Because it's funny

[Anonymous No.20236982]

>>20236954
>beans in chili
No wonder he lost

[Anonymous No.20237003]

>>20235511
Wasn't this the first food video he filmed after leaving the hospital from one of his strokes? Imagine being so obese that you need to stuff your gullet with a double cheeseburger the second you're recovered from your most recent life-threatening medical emergency

[Anonymous No.20237014]

I won't lie: I would totally love to slam Tammy's fat pussy while Jack watches from a wheelchair.

[Anonymous No.20237015]

From
>>20236897
to
>>20233650
In the span of ~10 years is crazy. He's in his mid-50s now but looks like he belongs in a nursing home and could be in his 70s. The permanently half-shut stroke eye certainly doesn't help either. This is the fate that awaits all fatties

[Anonymous No.20237105]

>>20237015
>fate
Jack is immortal. By the time you are dead, he will have his 22nd stroke, and will have shifted to his bacon-only diet. Do not compare yourself to a God such as Jack.

[Anonymous No.20237109]

>>20236954
>What can I get for you, sir?

[Anonymous No.20237133]

>>20236982
watch the video it's even worse. he says something about not having room to add all the meat, and then dumps like 3 cans of beans and 2 cans of premade salsa in. mind you, it was garbage meat anyway, but it's just a baffling thought process. why not forgo one can of beans and add the rest of the meat?

[Anonymous No.20237159]

>>20233658
I don't think Jack wrote that. Like someone else said, he doesn't type or speak or think in that kind of language. I call bullshit where I see it, even if it means sticking up for Scalfani. Also, the guy claiming this came from jack seems like a creep.

[Anonymous No.20237196]

>>20236937
>I've never seen a man more disgusting to watch eat than Jack
I've found one guy who is worse.
He barely chews his food, he just chews once or twice and then swallows.
It's bizarre. He eats like a toddler.
Dude on the left:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwSZJLx0GA0

[Anonymous No.20237240]

He used to be handsome when he was young. I'm scared of men because what if they let themselves go like this and also become an entitled whiny retard that racks up credit card det on food and food appliances (that he uses once and throws away after)

[Anonymous No.20237287]

>>20237240
>acks up credit card det on food and food appliances (that he uses once and throws away after)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcOdqJhu-wg

this video came up in my feed earlier and is so funny because of that. of course the comments are disabled

[Anonymous No.20237299]

>>20236695
No one was eating an entire rotisserie chicken in the 1950s. Jacks problem has always, always, always been portion sizes. Sure no one cooked with canola oil in 1955 but they also didn't eat the sheer amount of calories people like Jack do.

[Anonymous No.20237388]

>>20237196
The dude is flicking his tongue out like a lizard, eating like a lizard, twitching around, and has a god damn chameleon on his shirt. Coincidence? Maybe lizard people really do exist

[Anonymous No.20237397]

>>20235003
Would2m4a

[Anonymous No.20237408]

>>20237109
Based

[Anonymous No.20237415]

>>20237299
Its so weird watching him use his right arm in old vids now that it just awkwardly dangles at his side like a cold purple noodle in every video since his most recent stroke

[Anonymous No.20237422]

>>20237415
hes completely healthy and fine though, he has god on his side despite being a bad person

[Anonymous No.20237503]

>>20236695
Right? We make fun of Victorian times remedies a lot but we also have our share of whacky shit nowadays

[Anonymous No.20237515]

>>20235032

It astounds me that this sack of shit has had MULTIPLE CVA's and is still fat and eating poorly. His end will be horrible. He will likely have another that will render him immobile and bed bound. Despite this, I am sure he doesn't participate in rehab and has no plan of loosing weight because muh freedoms or something so petty. I wonder how long he will be a Christian? He frequently goes to 'worship' and is still has hemiplegia. I wonder if that will ever occur to him that prayer won't resolve any of his physical ailments.

[Anonymous No.20237529]

>>20237109
yeah I'd like a plastic bag omelette please, are your markers vegan?

[Anonymous No.20237566]

>>20237529
no theyre scented felt tips, would you like some strawberry or watermelon?

[Anonymous No.20237613]

>>20234842
Church Chilli is definitely my favorite Ja/ck/ video, just for the scene of the potluck and him getting shitty that his little community competition is judged by the community and not a board of experts.

[Anonymous No.20237621]

his cookbook is kino of the highest order

[Anonymous No.20237624]

>>20237621
that was great. didnt he have an entire page with just a number on it or something?. i recall it looking like a cat walked on the spacebar

[Anonymous No.20237639]

>>20237624
i only saved a couple of these but basically every single page has its own unique fuckups like someone intentionally made the whole book to be as useless as humanly possible
i wish i saved the whole thing

[Anonymous No.20237641]

>>20237621
>lazy man recipes
>the twist is that it's written by a lazy man, not for lazy men

[Anonymous No.20237650]

>>20237639
its still out there somewhere anon, sure you could find it on KF if that hasnt been shut down again.

[Anonymous No.20237651]

[Anonymous No.20237658]

>>20237639
>add sauce then add
Then add what? Then add WHAT?

[Anonymous No.20237660]

>>20237658
65

[Anonymous No.20237666]

>>20237658
you add the directions?
ive looked at my local stores but they never can tell me what im looking for

[Anonymous No.20237732]

>>20237529
Bone apple tea, monster

[Anonymous No.20237857]

>>20236695
>i love science from the 70s
No you don't, what you do love is being passive aggressive because you can't make a point without being sarcastic.
There's nothing wrong with red meat consumption if the amount consumed is kept at a reasonable level. This is Jack though, he's going to be eating shitty cold cuts high in nitrates, sausages, and steaks all day, every day. He just had a stroke. It's like smoking after you've been diagnosed with lung cancer.

[Anonymous No.20237864]

>>20233472
>newfag doesn't know Jack
Failed YT chef, notorious for being a very poor cook, undercooking most things and being generally incompetent. He's had numerous strokes and refused to do any rehab so the entire right side of his body hardly functions.
He recently started doing a meme carnivore diet. It's only a matter of time.

[Anonymous No.20237878]

cant wait until he finally kicks it and everyone has to pretend he wasnt a shitty person for a week

[Anonymous No.20237964]

>>20237878
He's a national treasure

[Anonymous No.20237976]

Daily reminder that this man has a wife, a family, disposable income, friends, a house, hobbies, and is part of a loving, supportive community.

>>He's an obese retard who can't cook and is quickly eating himself to death.

Cold consolation, my dudes. He's still lived a better, more fulfilling life than any of us ever will. Do you really prefer being right and miserable to being wrong and happy?

[Anonymous No.20237980]

>>20237976
>Do you really prefer being right and miserable to being wrong and happy?
I made my choice long ago.

[Anonymous No.20238043]

>>20235032
>using the burger as a napkin

[Anonymous No.20238100]

>>20237109
>cooked rare in a fucking bag
every time

[Anonymous No.20238147]

>>20237287
He only had to leave them in for longer or try again.

[Anonymous No.20238160]

>>20237287
I mean he's really not wrong here. You don't need an air fryer if you already have an oven.

[Anonymous No.20238161]

>>20233658
There's an anon out there laughing his ass off that you retards believe this is a false flag and not a troll.

[Anonymous No.20238206]

>>20237976
0/10 b8

[Anonymous No.20238245]

>>20237109
im fucken dead already

[Anonymous No.20238318]

>>20237639
i'm pretty sure he had one of his strokes while typing this one

[Anonymous No.20238357]

>>20234767
Kay is highly quotable and reminds me of why I learnt how to cook

[Anonymous No.20238386]

>>20235058
>I used to think pic related was about how the old unfairly prey upon the young, but now I realize the youth happily throw themselves into the maw.
Are you fucking joking?

[Anonymous No.20238421]

>>20237658
You add. Numbers.

[Anonymous No.20238426]

Jack may be a retard but at least we're able to get laughs out of him for his retardation, compared to the typical YouTube cook where it's just fucking miserable to watch them cause they've swindled so many people and they've such a dolt.

You know the type, Adam Ragusaiza or whatever his name comes to mind for me personally. These arrogant posers who are so high on their own farts they've managed to fool themselves and their audience that they can cook.

No lower calling them being a shill YouTube poser

[Anonymous No.20238647]

>>20237515
He's said "It is what it is" about never walking again and having one fully functional limb with the same tone as Reviewbrah when he eats a particularly mediocre chicken sandwich

[Anonymous No.20238693]

>>20237415
you think that's jack? hes got on like four rings and a dangly bracelet

[Anonymous No.20238704]

>>20238693
You're right, it can be a bit difficult discerning whether the hamhocks in the videos belong to Jack or his hogwife Tammy unless you pay attention to the jewelry

[Anonymous No.20238764]

I wish to one day love someone the way this man loves food

[Anonymous No.20238801]

>>20238160
yeah it's true, it's just funny because he's always buying gimmicky kitchen appliances and using them once, you know the only reason he chose air fryer to go on a vendetta is because it's popular

[Anonymous No.20238823]

>>20237639
>>20237651
is this real lmao? how do you let this get posted, did he even look at it once?

[Anonymous No.20238845]

>>20238764
He doesn't actually love food. He loves the feeling that eating and being full gives him. It makes sense that he apparently used to basically be an alcoholic. Food isn't his passion, it is his drug.

[Anonymous No.20238854]

>>20233443
Our entire health care system is designed to keep him alive beyond what God intended.

[Anonymous No.20238918]

>>20236937

KingCobfaJFS has now entered the chat

[Anonymous No.20238921]

>>20233443
Superior aryan genetiks

[Anonymous No.20239011]

>>20234821
Duck homo sounds like a fag

[Anonymous No.20239022]

>>20233443
I love based Ja/ck/ he BTFO cooking autists. Every YouTube faggot tries to desperately cling onto fame by bullying him and he just shrugs it off and keeps on cooking. Whenever I see "COOKING WITH JACK REACTION" in my recommended I know to discard the advice of the 'tuber in question.

[Anonymous No.20239029]

>>20233443
That genocide apologist will rot in Hell.

[Anonymous No.20239049]

>>20235032
What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.20239050]

>>20239049
He wanted to be on Food Network like fifteen years ago and this is how Food Network hosts used to eat, he just never got over the habit.

[Anonymous No.20239063]

>>20235511
What's up with fat fucks and nodding their heads after every bite?

[Anonymous No.20239067]

>>20237422
I'm not an avid watcher, but it seems like Jack has demonstrated every deadly sin except lust. But he also strikes me as the kind of guy who would hang out in the mall food court and find himself a good view of Claire's, so I could be wrong.

[Anonymous No.20239070]

>>20236909
That's unironically a sign of mental retardation.

[Anonymous No.20239071]

>>20234821
Backpedalling hard since our man Ja/ck/ stood up to him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDoAwOJDgaw

[Anonymous No.20239122]

>>20239071
>claims he never insinuated the emails were from ja/ck/
>previous video is titled "cooking with Jack is doxxing me"
Now he's not going to involve police because, 'oh well'?
This faggot sent that shit to himself and now realizes he could get in legal trouble if this doesn't go away

[Anonymous No.20239160]

>>20239071
>>20239122
Never seen a single videos, but he looks like a huge flaming faggot. Doesn't he have anything better to do with his time?

[Anonymous No.20239171]

>>20239122
He'd be smart enough to dismiss it as trolling if he wanted to make it go away quickly. He's still insisting it's a genuine white knight if it wasn't Jack, just like a dipshit reaction commentator who takes everything too seriously to spot an obvious troll that's obvious.

[Anonymous No.20239191]

>>20239122
because his entire fanbase consists of retarded zoom zooms that will legitimately believe anything that august the duck pukes out because they lack critical-thinking skills. i mean, just look at the comments on that video. jfc i can't believe i'm defending jack of all people but this shit is so dumb.

[Anonymous No.20239220]

>>20235511

[Anonymous No.20239228]

>>20236913
>>20236937

[Anonymous No.20239235]

>>20236913
>How to eat pussy

[Anonymous No.20239255]

>>20235003
>JUICY

[Anonymous No.20239261]

>>20235032
Just like a great man once said "Ignorance is bliss".

[Anonymous No.20239276]

Meidum Rrae

[Anonymous No.20239281]

>>20239276
>"Nice and pink!"

[Anonymous No.20239290]

>>20239071
He did mention in the previous video that Jack may not dox him by himself. Of course, you gotta presumably it's Jack considering the timing.

[Anonymous No.20239299]

>>20238918
Has Joshua ever claimed he is a masterchef like Jack does?

[Anonymous No.20239346]

I'm rooting for ja/ck/ to go supersaiyan pissed off boomer and get attorneys involved
Maybe he gets so wound up that he has stroke #5
That's about the only way this could get lulzier

[Anonymous No.20239375]

>>20234821
Honestly I'm glad when faggots like this get their just desserts. Makes his entire youtube channel based around shitting on people and pointing and laughing. Every single video is just treating jack like absolute shit and laughing in his face and encouraging everyone else to do the same. And then when someone punches him in the fucking jaw like he deserves he goes on a pity crusade. "WAHH IM BEING DOXXED AFTER I TALKED SHIT FOR YEARS ON END"

[Anonymous No.20239426]

>>20238921
>aryan
Jack is a proud Arab actually, watch your filthy kuffar mouth

[Anonymous No.20239435]

>>20239375
I like his Dhar Mann videos

[Anonymous No.20239436]

>>20239071
I'm the guy you're replying to.
Yeah, duck guy seems like a lying sack of shit. I hate that but I still hope this guy catches some real flak for this.

>>20239299
He claimed to have been trained by one, actually. A female one even.

[Anonymous No.20239441]

>>20239122
>>20239071
>75 IQ obese disabled welfare queen fundamentalist Christian/boomer conservative that's been running a cooking channel for ~15 years but fails at the most basic of culinary tasks
vs
>Social Media drama commentary Youtube channel libtard zoomer with an ironic mustache and legions of 14-year old gender confused viewers that have mental breakdowns over casual racism
Its a shame that all parties involved can't die immediately

[Anonymous No.20239444]

>>20239071
yesterday
>Jack is doxing me!
today
>well if Jack says I didn't do it then I believe him
fuck's wrong with this fruity nigga

[Anonymous No.20239448]

>>20239436
*I hate Jack but

[Anonymous No.20239476]

>>20239441
U wot m8?

[Anonymous No.20239477]

Jack is so fucking red and puffy now, you know you don't have to consume 3000mg of sodium on a carnivore diet right

[Anonymous No.20239487]

>>20239477
He actually feels great and looks better than ever, hater. You're just jealous that you can't lose weight and lower your blood pressure on an all processed meat and shredded cheese diet like Ja/ck/ can

[Anonymous No.20239492]

[Anonymous No.20239504]

>>20239487
He genuinely has gotten his blood sugar down as much as people joke about it

[Anonymous No.20239542]

>>20238918
King Cobra and Jack are a testament to how much abuse the human body can take. I'm shocked Cobra hasn't had a major health scare and Jack continually cheats death.

[Anonymous No.20239545]

>>20239492
>pours a quarter cup of ground pepper into mashed potato mix then tops it off with a few pinches more just to be safe
That’s our Ja/ck/

[Anonymous No.20239572]

>>20239492
>>20239545
Nothing's wrong with pepper. I prefer it spicy and would substitute the pepper with chili flake. The salt may be too much though.

[Anonymous No.20239574]

>>20234821
if i have to side with a lying zoomer jewtuber faggot, or ja/ck/, im siding with ja/ck/.

[Anonymous No.20239579]

>>20239574
>imply Duck is lying

[Anonymous No.20239590]

>>20239579
look at this>>20237639
and tell me with a straight face that he could type all of this out>>20233658
zoomers cant into propaganda

[Anonymous No.20239602]

>>20239579
He looks like a faggot
Talks like a faggot
Has a reaction channel
It's a reasonable implication.

[Anonymous No.20239641]

>>20239590
It can be any of Jack's stans or even his own kids doing it either with Jack's consent or not.

[Anonymous No.20239646]

How is Tyler the food reviewer still alive?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhOwc3fKjGY

[Anonymous No.20239649]

>>20239641
its either
a. zoomer drama queen fabricated something for
>drama
or
b. zoomer drama queen bit the bait someone sent him
i will not accept any other arguments, good day.

[Anonymous No.20239667]

>ja/ck/ is now being defended by /ck/
What a time to be alive

[Anonymous No.20239708]

>>20239667
He may be a fat retarded piece of shit, but this is slander.

[Anonymous No.20239720]

>>20239667
i'm only taking his side because the guy slandering him is a huge faggot and his voice pisses me off

[Anonymous No.20239743]

>>20239667
would you let some faggot threaten the retarded kid at school, even though you like to laugh at the retard and his antics?

[Anonymous No.20239748]

>>20239667
I've defended him on /ck/ before over the 5 Minute Chef saga. He actually didn't do anything wrong in that particular time.

[Anonymous No.20239776]

Ja/ck/ did nothing wrong. I’m Ja/ck/ing till the day die.

[Anonymous No.20239803]

>>20239476

[Anonymous No.20239805]

I hope it's true just so we get a Ja/ck/ prison arc

[Anonymous No.20239828]

>>20233658
so can I just send random emails to people pretending to be minor ecelebs and start naming the jew to get them in trouble? Was it always that simple?

[Anonymous No.20239863]

>>20239828
As long as they can't trace back to you (very difficult but possible), yes.

[Anonymous No.20239870]

>>20238161
Urine idiot.

[Anonymous No.20239877]

>>20239863
>being this oblivious
He's asking if people have always been stupid enough to fall for obvious, Jr high level trolling or is this August faggot especially retarded

And it seems like you might be as retarded as him

[Anonymous No.20239891]

>>20233658
I know it was one of these fuckers in this thread that sent the email
good stuff

[Anonymous No.20239897]

>>20239375
We're with you, Jack. Turns out, we were your true fans all along.

[Anonymous No.20239917]

>>20239891
Doubt it. Looks like a redditor false flag. An anon wouldn’t be so politically correct about mudsharking.

[Anonymous No.20240133]

>>20234206
are you a top or bottom?

[Anonymous No.20240148]

>>20239071
Fruity nigga wants to have his cake and eat it too
At least we know Jack will outlive this flamer, god willing.

[Anonymous No.20240183]

>>20237639
I remember one of them having directions that was just a link to the youtube video he made for the recipe

[Anonymous No.20240201]

>>20233443
More like jack the fag, he's disgusting looking with that yello thing on his head and fag homo glasses

[Anonymous No.20240206]

>>20240183
You mean this delightful recipe

[Anonymous No.20240210]

>>20240201
>he's disgusting looking with that yello thing on his head and fag homo glasses
I think he looks quite stylish

[Anonymous No.20240220]

>>20240206
lmao
thank you

[Anonymous No.20240228]

In one of his live streams Jack teased the Bacon Explosion 3

His recovery from the stroke will be a waste if it never comes

[Anonymous No.20240234]

>>20239579
He's not lying. He's receiving those messages. Plenty of people watch Jack for the lulz, and any one of them could want to stir the pot for more lulz. Duck and his fans are morons for thinking this person really wants to defend Jack rather than create this exact drama, but people thinking he's faking it for attention are equally stupid.

[Anonymous No.20240271]

>>20240234
Fake doxxing still is not a right thing to do. I know it's 4chan, but it is a pretty low quality troll.

[Anonymous No.20240298]

>>20234821
>>20239071
so its true about zoomers falling for online scams more than boomers.

[Anonymous No.20240311]

>>20239891
it was obviously kiwi farms. i haven't been there in months but there's zero doubt he's famous there.

[Anonymous No.20240327]

How do you put videos out for like 16 years and never improve? Narcissism?

[Anonymous No.20240337]

>>20240271
probably wasn't even a 4channer, idk if we're even his main audience anymore. this is the only board where he's really known and this thread has just over 100 posters in 2 days. nobody here is following him that closely, it's probably kiwifarms as someone else said or just some weird obsessed loner.
>>20240327
>Narcissism?
yes. the man is completely deluded by his ego

[Anonymous No.20240403]

>>20240327
Jack is both incredibly stupid and extremely arrogant which makes for a terrible person, but a great lolcow.

[Anonymous No.20240584]

>>20236937
Believe me, Anon, there's always someone worse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFE_cV7Hq84

[Anonymous No.20240992]

>>20240584
i remember howling with laughter when i first saw joey's wasabi video

[Anonymous No.20240995]

>>20239071
>>20239122
lmao, so predictable. What a dumb zoomer August is.

[Anonymous No.20240998]

>>20240992
Joey had a few gems back in the day. I miss his food challenge videos and mickey mouse hat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ww7NoSiYXE

[Anonymous No.20241048]

>>20237976
Let jack serve up the bad pasta

[Anonymous No.20241053]

>>20239063
Insecurity and subconscious shame

[Anonymous No.20241055]

>>20237651
>mandolin oranges

[Anonymous No.20241061]

>>20241055
He's probably Japanese. They have issues with their R's and L's

[Anonymous No.20241072]

>>20241061
Ehm, Jack is a red-blooded Italian stallion.

[Anonymous No.20241078]

>>20234911
I tried watching one of his videos where at one point Jack pours maple syrup on something and he goes in a cunty tone "why does it look like water??? haha wow i don't know where you got your maple syrup jack but i'm pretty sure it isn't supposed to look like that" even though that's what actual maple syrup looks does when it's not the maple-flavored corn syrup imitation bullshit from a plastic bottle.
How do you critique someone about cooking when you don't know basic shit about cooking?

[Anonymous No.20241079]

>>20241078
Yeah, I checked out a few videos of his because he was talking about King Cobra and it's painfully obvious that he knows absolutely nothing about cooking even though he loves talking shit about how other people do it.

[Anonymous No.20241119]

august is a land lord? that seems problematic

[Anonymous No.20241189]

>>20241078
At one point he got mad because Jack threw some rice into a pan and said something to the effect of "if you ever put rice into a pan without water you don't deserve to cook". The self-assurance with which he spouts his ignorance is almost funny.

[Anonymous No.20241192]

>>20240210
Looks like my 4 month old son

[Anonymous No.20241221]

>>20233658
To be fair, August gives some horrible cooking takes. He didn't know you could cook rice without washing it, he doesn't understand the difference between pressing a smash burger and a regulat patty, and he dismisses flavor combinations because he hasn't heard of them even though they're common in other regions.

[Anonymous No.20241268]

What little things jack actually gets correct, duckfag throws a hissyfit saying jack is wrong. Imagine being such an ignorant fool you make Jack look smart

[Anonymous No.20241310]

>>20241268
Anyone with two eyes and a brainstem can tell that the things Jack makes in the kitchen are an abomination, you don't have to make shit up out of nothing to make him look bad. He does that himself better than anything you could ever hope to do on purpose.

[Anonymous No.20241424]

>>20240327
What's there to improve on? Ja/ck/ is the OG YouTube celebrity chef

[Anonymous No.20241437]

>>20241310
The church chilli competition was clearly rigged and Jack's been robbed.

[Anonymous No.20241527]

>>20233650
I would eat like I am going to die tomorrow if I had a foot in the grave.