Lunch Thread

[Anonymous No.20229460]

Pizza

[Anonymous No.20229470]

>>20229460
didnt you just post about making tacos

[Anonymous No.20229471]

>>20229470
That was from last night

[Anonymous No.20229486]

>>20229460
imagine being named stewart

[Anonymous No.20229488]

>>20229486
That’s the name of the pizza lol, im not named Stewart.

[Anonymous No.20229491]

>>20229488
riiiight ;)

[Anonymous No.20229499]

>>20229460
Check out that greedy fucker, it's not giving that doggo a pizza slice.

[Anonymous No.20229519]

>>20229499
The dog probably had some toddlers for lunch already.

[Anonymous No.20229536]

cute dog.


sus shoes though

[Anonymous No.20229539]

>>20229488
who the fuck names their pizza? what is wrong with americans

[Anonymous No.20229541]

>>20229460
I always like your dog but those shoes are pretty gay/insufferable, anon

[Anonymous No.20229542]

>eating near a dog

disgusting

[Anonymous No.20229549]

>you look like you shop at j crew/banana republic or todd snyder
I also shop from there as well

[Anonymous No.20229554]

>>20229539
Yeah the names as bad as the pizza was delicious
>>20229499
He got some of the crust
>>20229536
>>20229541
Yeah but they make me like 2.5 inches taller so I look almost 6’3”

[Anonymous No.20229555]

>>20229460
Your pants are too small and the shoes don’t go with them. Novelty socks are never a good look unless you’re going for lesbian public school art teacher. Why do you have two threads up? Is /ck/ your blog?

[Anonymous No.20229560]

>>20229555
Checked and this isn't going OP's way pilled

[Anonymous No.20229562]

>>20229536
Friendly doggo, it detected that bitch's deception.

[Anonymous No.20229564]

>>20229460
Nice nigger dog how kids has it mauled

[Anonymous No.20229570]

>>20229554
shorter people live longer and more healthy lives statistically speaking.

[Anonymous No.20229573]

>>20229541
Aww you got him a little rubber light up baby head to chew on!!

[Anonymous No.20229575]

>>20229554
>t. 5'11" king of the manlets

[Anonymous No.20229582]

>>20229573
>mom I posted the pitbull meme statement again!
Go back, fucking homo

[Anonymous No.20229590]

>>20229582
well, if you want to be pedantic... 4chin hates shitbulls even more than reddit soooo, you should go back desuuuu

[Anonymous No.20229608]

>>20229549
the pants are rag&bone but thnx
>>20229555
Yeah my ass has gotten fat. McSlop and Tacobell threads die for my threads.

[Anonymous No.20229617]

>>20229460
your dog seems disappointed there's no babies on your pizza

[Anonymous No.20229643]

>>20229542
why are you so autistic?

[Anonymous No.20229717]

>>20229570
im the shortest male amongst my generation on both sides of the family :(

[Anonymous No.20229728]

>STEWART YOUR ORDER IS READY. STEWART?

[Anonymous No.20229735]

>>20229536
From an old Gunsmoke OTR show the doggo's name is Pal from Spiney, it's a funny one.

[Anonymous No.20229756]

>>20229460
it blows my mind guys will wear girl pants
how many pair of capris do you own?

[Anonymous No.20229777]

>>20229756
whats wrong with khakis

[Anonymous No.20229786]

>>20229756
they look shorter because i'm sitting down, the length is fine

[Anonymous No.20229820]

>owning pitbull
I hope he'll bite you to death

[Anonymous No.20229833]

>>20229820
He’s a staffy, not a pit

[Anonymous No.20229846]

>>20229786
I'm talking how tight they are, I just figure you also have capris, not that what your wearing in the photo are too short

[Anonymous No.20229853]

>>20229846
True they are on the tighter side. I got a leg pump in this morning too. I’m at that weird spot that if I keep bulking none of my pants will fit.

[Anonymous No.20229857]

>>20229846
how loose is fashionably acceptable for you, you fairy

[Anonymous No.20229863]

>>20229460
That dog needs to be put down. I genuinely hope it kills you, OP.

[Anonymous No.20229871]

>>20229857
nta but the most of the stuff i've bought recently is all wide cut, I got something in linen like picrel but the color is slightly more brown-ish
>>20229863
scared of a 40cm tall and 40lbs heavy dog? his biteforce is stronger than a german shephard tho

[Anonymous No.20229876]

Hope your dog turn you into dead

[Anonymous No.20229895]

>>20229871
Nice zoot suit pants, Pedro. I thought you were gay but your fashion sense is giving autistic asexual trans masc.

[Anonymous No.20229898]

>>20229857
I don't know who started the trend of skinny jeans but I feel like I'm in a twilight zone seeing it.
I guess I didn't mean tight but how tapered they are
it's even more strange seeing "brothas" sagging skinny jeans. I feel strange just being apart of this society
soon some pop star/icon will start wearing necklaces with big dingdong pendants and so will the rest of you fuckers, I just know it.

[Anonymous No.20229899]

>>20229582
4chong is anti shitbull THOUGH

[Anonymous No.20229902]

>>20229833
how affluent are you?

[Anonymous No.20229909]

>>20229876
my little beast will never
>>20229899
yeah but 4chong is full of cat-loving trans wannabe soccer moms THO
>>20229902
im $250k in debt

[Anonymous No.20229917]

>>20229909
med school or lawyer?

[Anonymous No.20229919]

>>20229917
finance

[Anonymous No.20229927]

Be careful with trying to entertain and appease 4chan. A lot of the people here, Jews I’m guessing, will just shit on you in the most vile ways imaginable and it can really mess with your perception even if you’re strong of character. Just saying. Being an evil shitty person is not cool. Don’t let these people convince you at all that it is. They wouldn’t be trying to hurt you unless something was wrong with them in the first place.

[Anonymous No.20229928]

>>20229919
Lol you invested your some of your trust fund in crypto and got rekt.

[Anonymous No.20229931]

>the faggot with his dog is desperate for attention
What a surprise

[Anonymous No.20229938]

>>20229919
Fixed that for you
>fiance
sucker

[Anonymous No.20229944]

>>20229928
the debt is mostly from property and school, my portfolio is actually unfucked right now.
>>20229927
thanks for the advice, i'm just bored on my day off and wanted to show this delicious pizza I had. best pizza i've had on this side of the mississippi.
>>20229938
true I punched up hard, her dad's a billionaire

[Anonymous No.20229949]

>>20229944
>this side of the mississippi
What side is that?

[Anonymous No.20229957]

>>20229949
west coast, I think the pizza over here is abominable but maybe i've just had bad luck finding places.

[Anonymous No.20229964]

>>20229957
Understood, maybe come to the east side of the mississippi sometime for some decent pizza.

[Anonymous No.20229965]

>>20229964
once it gets warmer I will

[Anonymous No.20229970]

>>20229519

I hope he had a good lunch :)

[Anonymous No.20229987]

>>20229970
I got me some La Choy eggrolls, it's rockin' tonight.

[Anonymous No.20230037]

>>20229460
are you holding a baby? is that why your pitbull is looking at you with blood thirst?

[Anonymous No.20230040]

>>20229471
Why do you think you need to eat every day?

[Anonymous No.20230046]

>>20230037
my staffy is trained to look at me when I tell him to

[Anonymous No.20230059]

>>20229460
the crust is surprisingly good considering this is america. the owner seems to care enough to make decent dough and use an oven that can pull off at least 900F which is rare but then a faggot like you comes along and orders that vile combo of toppings. no wonder these people hate their customers

[Anonymous No.20230067]

>>20230046
its also trained to go for the jugular of infants and children.

[Anonymous No.20230077]

>>20230059
it was one of their specials, I didn't pick the toppings, but if you're offended by them you need to grow the fuck up

[Anonymous No.20230111]

>>20230077
why would you get pepperoni, sausage, burnt basil and ricotta at same time. anyone with half a brain should understand that less toppings would make this much better

[Anonymous No.20230130]

>>20230111
it was a special the pizzaiolo suggested. it was balanced, albeit on the heavier side, if it was any larger than 8" it would've been too much. i'd get it again and recommend it to a friend.

[Anonymous No.20230184]

>>20229460
those shoes lookin ZESTY my guy

[Anonymous No.20230195]

>>20229460
Wearing those shoes and trying to deny you aren't Stewart. You 5'5" midges.

[Anonymous No.20230201]

>>20230195
see >>20230077
my name's not stewart

[Anonymous No.20230212]

>>20229460
white doctor martens and a pitbull
are you a gay gangster?

[Anonymous No.20230220]

>>20229965
Try to stay away from chain joints and stick to local mom & pop places.

[Anonymous No.20230238]

>>20230220
I dont eat pizza from chains

[Anonymous No.20230285]

>>20230201
Sure, Stewart, we all know you buy the one menu item that shares your name.

[Anonymous No.20230388]

>>20229957
Portland is said to have a lot of great pizza. I dunno though I don’t get around a lot. I want to try this one popular “apizza” place.

[Anonymous No.20230406]

>>20230130
>the pizzaiolo
It would be unfortunate if your psychiatrist support staffy eats your hands

[Anonymous No.20230434]

>>20229833
uh-huh

[Anonymous No.20230538]

>>20230388
Yeah the pacific NW is the one part of the country i haven’t been too yet.

[Anonymous No.20230614]

>>20230538
It’s definitely pretty. Probably the least down to earth people on the planet though. Used to have some great music.