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CK webm thread!

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>> No.20227896

>>20227860
>dirtying that many glasses instead of just drinking from the bottle
I love watching alkies kill themselves but come on

>> No.20227914 [DELETED] 

>>20227860
>2024
>drinking the alcool jew
Very manly !

>> No.20227939

>>20227896
The challenge was to drink 50 shots not drink 87% of a 1.5 liter

>> No.20227959

>>20227939
thats the same thing

>> No.20227961

>>20227914
Return to /pol/

>> No.20227965

>>20227875
I wonder what type of person would film that. The type of person an attractive woman would scowl at when noticing, I think.

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>> No.20227999

>>20227875
It's the tiddymonster! And her nemesis, based trad gf

>> No.20228009

>>20227999
trips of truth

>> No.20228010

>>20227969
literally me

>> No.20228020

>>20227862
uh i thought everyone did this

>>20227864
looks delicious, is he in a hotel?

>>20227866
seen this one before

>>20227869
could be worse, that rat burrito is disgusting though

>>20227872
fuck yea manly as fuck

>>20227875
i'd hit it, what a cutie

>>20227877
weird

>>20227969
that's a cat

>> No.20228035

>>20228020
>that's a cat
no its literally me

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>>20227969
Ahh, dime for ze desööt.

>> No.20228060

>>20227860
>>20227862
>>20227864
>>20227866
>>20227869
>>20227872
>>20227875
>>20227877
>>20227969
shit thread as usual
get new material

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>>20227961
you don't belong here

>> No.20228080

>>20227872
>how to create a new variant of the flu that kills hundreds of millions

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>> No.20228129

>>20228080
He found a weird trick to never drink again. Now he has cronic wasted disease.

>> No.20228142

>>20227864
I’m going to start jacking off in every hotel sink now

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>> No.20228151

>>20227876
>sauce extra fin
why would you want extra fin in your sauce?

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>> No.20228228

>>20227862
He's not stealing, he's just pirating some soup.

>> No.20228249

>>20228151
fish sauce

>> No.20228295

>>20228151
It's "sucre extra fin". It's sugar

>> No.20228300

>>20228295
It's "suce extra fin" you should know

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>>20228300

>> No.20228321

>>20228064
I didn't know that you little creatures infected every board with your disgusting little ways. It's a shame that you can. Just like in the outside world: nobody likes you, nobody wants you, nobody would miss you if you were gone. Just another subhuman with low IQ, no originality of thought... nothing. A literal waste of space.

>> No.20228343

>>20228125
This was the singular moment that made it so I couldn't watch Babish any more.

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>>20228305
>quarante gâteaux

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>>20228321
Off you go.

>> No.20228394

>>20228368
It's funny that you tiny little parrots think that your indoctrinated opinions have any worth. But you're probably too stupid to actually be able to think. So you reply with the most dank memes. Bottom feeder.

>> No.20228410

>>20227877
I don't understand
help me understand

>> No.20228485

>>20227860
>allowing a patron to drink to the point of death
bartender should be brought up on negligence charges.

>> No.20228487

>>20227862
his sneakers are a bigger travesty than his soup sampling.

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>>20227876
>spelling potatoes wrong

>> No.20228516

>>20228020
>>20228060
I'm sure every user is delighted that you have an opinion about every post. SIKE kill yourself.

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>>20228516
>getting butthurt by posts

>> No.20228532

>>20228485
I don't feel like counting the glasses but the number I saw for how much alcohol you have to drink to be at serious risk of dying is about 2 liters of 40%, I'm guessing that guy is around the same weight as I am, around 200lbs. A standard shot is 1.5oz of alcohol if anyone does want to see how close he got

>> No.20228538

>>20228485
Fuck negligent that was straight up murder. Just because a retard walks up to you and asks you to shoot him doesn’t mean you can get away with calling it negligent.

>> No.20228541

>>20228532
50 shots will kill a horse, let alone a cholo.

>> No.20228545

>>20228538
there's a difference between a direct act of manslaughter (which is what you described, murder requires premeditation) and negligence (which is what the bartender did because they are legally obligated to cut a person off before they reach danger levels of consumption.
either way, dude should get a hefty charge.

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>>20228394
you're kind of just digging deeper on the not belonging here front with this reddit pseud seethe bro

>> No.20228556

>>20228394
They're literally the Jews of the internet. They get banned everywhere else for being worthless shit eating trolls so they migrate here because it's the one place they can't be permabanned and then act like God made it just for them and anyone who takes issue with them being subhuman garbage need to "go back".

We need more ovens is what we need.

>> No.20228577

>>20228547
I make this all the time
He underseasoned the fuck out of the beef
He also should have added some sugar, there is no way around it, the beer is too bitter and needs sweetness to balance it out

>> No.20228586

>>20228125
>morning after drinking

>> No.20228597

>>20228360
Id be mad but that was an abomination even before the cheese dip

>> No.20228786

>>20228343
Same, and I was a pretty avid watcher and after this vid I stopped watching his shit completely and unsubscribed. This was by far the stupidest thing I've ever seen. At the very fucking least he could have moved the pots into the sink so in case he spilled anything i'd be easier to clean up vs having to extract chili from your fucking stove burner, which sounds like a nightmare. But then eh goes and pours it with one hand, through the fucking handle for some reason. If you can't find your second over mit, bunch up your shirt into a makeshift glove or use a fucking towel or a bunch of napkins. Fuck me.

>> No.20228800

>>20228485
lmao I was about to say the same thing. I might disagree with some of the liability bartenders can be under with dumbass drinkers, but in this case that bartender is pretty fucked to be pouring that many shots. The guy better hope the spic isn't dead.

>> No.20228825

>>20228360
>That disgusting mix of ingredients and spices
>Black gloves
lmao yeah I'm sure he's a real pro chef

>> No.20228889

>>20227862
If I ever saw someone do that I’d harass the shit out of them idgaf how old you are do that shit and your getting harassed

>> No.20229090

>>20228786
>>20228343
its rage bait to get comments for the algorithm

>> No.20229092

>>20228410
There is an online fetish called smooshing where girls crush shit with their bare asses, this is promoting her onlyfans

>> No.20229111

>>20229092
source?

>> No.20229115

>>20229111
just look up "crush videos"

>> No.20229134

>>20229115
>>20229111
you gotta specify food otherwise there are sick fucks killing rats and kittens

>> No.20229139

>>20229115
why cant you show me

>> No.20229140

>>20229134
you just had to ruin it huh fag

I doubt that would even come up on a mainstream search engine nowadays

>> No.20229163

>>20228889
Karen

>> No.20229188

>>20229163
That's not what Karen means.

>> No.20229199

>>20229188
I bet youd call the manager

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>> No.20229205

>>20229199
I'd call yo mama

>> No.20229217 [DELETED] 

>>20228321
/pol/ website, nigger.

>> No.20229219

>>20229217
/b/ website, actually. /pol/ is a /b/tard colony

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>>20228321
>>20229217
>just look at them... this nigger-faggot needed to have his mom remortgage her house to pay for his bail.

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>>20229219
Ackchyually /pol/is full of post2015 newfaggots, hence the deterioration of 4chan's indigenous culture as they spread through the site..... they never lurked and learned our ways.
parasites really.

>> No.20229243

>>20229202
She hasn't aged a day since then.

>> No.20229264

>>20229243
because they start with a fresh clone every year

>> No.20229282

>>20228321
Seethe harder you absolute faggot

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>> No.20229387

>>20229380
bro i hate fetish weirdos so much

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>>20229282
Half of you cunts aren't even white! What the fuck José ?!?! Get your shit together

>> No.20229399

>>20227877
Can I get some fries with dat?

>> No.20229415

>>20228545
Murder does not require premeditation, murder just means an unlawful killing. And this wasn’t about cutting someone off, the guy ordered a lethal amount of alcohol and the bartender served it. It’s murder. Stop pretending you’re a fucking lawyer.

>> No.20229442

>>20227999
Short shorts and tank top. Trad lol.

>> No.20229796

>>20227860
bruh that's only as 750ml when i was a drink i would down a 375ml just to get out of bed and stop shaking

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Do you plan out a menu and shop accordingly or do you just look at what ingredients you have and figure out what you can make?

>> No.20229847

>>20229796
>when i was a drink

>> No.20229852

>>20229847
yeah alcohol took its toll on my looks, i'm more of a spill now

>> No.20229864

>>20229796
>>20229847
>>20229852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWCBghizQUs&ab_channel=Anto1

>> No.20229872

>>20227875
If that woman in the back was like 15 years old er people would be calling her a karen

>> No.20229881

>>20227860
I mean he did it lol.

>> No.20229920

>>20229232
I've been here since 2009.
/pol/ has been by FAR the most influential and fun board since its inception.
Polwhiners are the worst kind of newfaggots

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>> No.20230017

>>20227999
I'm a bigger fan of tiddy monster, she cute

>> No.20230029

>>20227914
It's OK to not have friends

>> No.20230035

>>20228218
I don’t know why I find this so amusing. Deepfakes of our political elite are no laughing matter. They are becoming hyper-realistically convincing over time. And then how will they prove they don’t actually drink baby blood?

>> No.20230041

>>20230035
Pixel fags

>> No.20230058

>>20229992
>step one: easy
>step two: big breasts (easy)
>step three: easy
>step four: big breasts (also easy)

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>>20229992
>those
>big

>> No.20230106

>>20230092
At least the hapa girl's are real.

>> No.20230129

>>20228142
Ive been jerking off into the back of every hotel coffee machine for 15 years

>> No.20230295

>>20227866
Somehow I doubt this fat fuck stops eating between 7:30pm and 11:30 am. Where's the other video?

>> No.20230354

>>20228487
fag

>> No.20230360

>>20228020
i hope your next poop prolapses your asshole

>> No.20230438

>>20228577
Agreed that needed way more salt and pepper, but the bitter is characteristic of guinness you should leave it. Should have cooked the tomatoes paste before the flour as well.

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>> No.20230462

>>20229202
who is this cutie? does she do porn?

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Delicious.

>> No.20230523

>>20228547
>adding tomato paste after the liquid
Stopped watching. Why do so many of these content farm recipes do this?

>> No.20230530

>>20227875
Reminder that this woman got so pissed at the girl behind her that she doxxed her on social media and tried to get her killed via her fans.

>> No.20230533

>>20228410
She has assburgers.

>> No.20230560

>>20230470
disgusting

>> No.20230571

>>20227860
what drink is that? was he die?

>> No.20230582

>>20230530
Source?

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>>20230582

>> No.20230632

>>20230462
she does now!

>> No.20230650

>>20230470
medium rare chicken yum

>> No.20230656

>>20230632
kek
based AIanon

>> No.20230693

>>20229920
You're a useless faggot and your father is right to be disappointed in you. /pol/ hasn't been anything entertaining since it was /new/ and it was shit then too.

Choke on cocks forever.

>> No.20231178

>>20230442
People that "casually" keep a wet and soft toothpick in their mouth are doing it to "look cool" 100% of the time and that behavior is effeminate.
A man that has to ask himself if he's pretty enough or if he should have a toothpick is a faggot.

Also he looks pretty weak. No muscle whatsoever.

>> No.20231187

>>20227969
Disgusting little creature

>> No.20231193

>>20231187
we don't sign our posts here

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>>20231187
>no u
>*eats corm*

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>>20231178

>> No.20231225

>>20228125
horrible

>> No.20231233

>>20229415
The guy drank it himself, knowing full well what the consequences would be. You don't have to be a lawyer to know that's not murder, that's just enablement of dangerous behavior.
If you hand a gun to a suicidal person and they shoot themselves, did you murder them?

>> No.20231241

>>20231178
search "flavoured toothpicks" on google it's a huge industry

>> No.20231247

>>20228545
>they are legally obligated to cut a person off
yes but he wouldn't have shown signs of intoxication until after finishing the lot

>> No.20231251

>>20231247
That doesn't matter. You would know that someone taking more than a few shots at once is going to become quite inebriated. You'd know that 50 shots at once would be way too much.

>> No.20231256

>>20231251
then kick him out after drinking the lot. bartender is responsible for public intoxication, not alcohol safety.

fuck now i'm getting even more entrenched in my troll reply.

>> No.20231260

>>20228516
>>20230360
why are you so mad?

>> No.20231263

>>20228532
That would be 44 shots (im not counting them tho). Although I have probably had 1 liter of 40% and didn't feel close to dying, so i'm not sure how accurate that is.

>> No.20231271

>>20228125
he was probably distracted thinking about that time in the mental asylum

>> No.20231274

>>20231256
He still would've served it to him and would be guilty of that. A big point of liquor licenses is so that you don't cause dangerous situations by overserving people and you can lose it if you do. You're trying to find loopholes but the bartenders still helped facilitate a dangerous situation. The bartender is responsible for alcohol safety too. Someone getting alcohol poisoning isn't fine if they're still inside the building because it means the bartender served someone way too much.

>> No.20231276

>>20231274
yeah he's a fucking idiot. this probably happened in a shithole country.

>> No.20231277

>>20231276
>this probably happened in a shithole country.
spot on.

>> No.20231325

>>20231178
You are on 4chan

>> No.20231350

>>20229992
milk

>> No.20231364

>>20228547
When this said "Guinness Beef Stew" I thought it was about the Guinness World Record book and not the Guinness beer.

>> No.20231369

>>20227866
i've watched this fucking webm a hundred times already and I still get FUCKING MAD ABOUT HOW THIS FUCKING RETARD DIPS THE BRIM OF THE FUCKIN CAP INTO THE SOUP
WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.20231375

>>20231178
>People that "casually" keep a wet and soft toothpick in their mouth are doing it to "look cool"
I thought people stopped doing that in the 1940s

>> No.20231437

>>20227877
Burgers?

>> No.20231476

>>20229920
>would somebody really do that? just go on the Internet and tell lies?

>> No.20231492

>>20228321
Poltards are like jews. Infecting boards, blaming others for their misery and always playing the victim.

>> No.20231513

>>20231260
>>20228524
ironic. go back.

>> No.20231671

>>20231513
youre the one having tism fits anon

>> No.20231675

>>20231369
the scent of the soup perfumes the cap

>> No.20231680

not a webm but wonderin what you guys think about this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

>> No.20231686

>>20231680
the paint scraper and the olives at the end is *chefs kiss*

>> No.20231692

>>20231680
classic

>> No.20231704

>>20230442
>grocery store
>favorite place
God I hope I'm never this empty.

>>20231178
>People that "casually" keep a wet and soft toothpick in their mouth are doing it to "look cool" 100% of the time and that behavior is effeminate
People that "casually" dictate which behaviors are masculine or feminine are doing it to project their own emasculation 100% of the time and that behavior is effeminate.

>> No.20231711

>>20227875
On the one hand, I wanna say let people be themselves and do what they like, as long as they aren't harming anyone else.

On the other hand, I'm sick of how much people fucking film themselves in public and everyone is expected to just be a well-behaved little extra in the background of their lives.

>> No.20231738

>>20228218
my dreams look like this except with normal people not the power elite.

>> No.20231744

>>20227860
Kill yourself

>> No.20231856

>>20231680
Vine-fired pizza is primo.

>> No.20231890

>>20227875
cringe and unattractive

>> No.20231923

>>20231200
A spitting image

>> No.20231926

>>20228052
My sides

>> No.20231936

>>20228360
Asian junk food is too fucking sweet. They add a fuckton of sugar in those sauces, and whatever toppings they add too. The shit is basically all sugar and no flav. Fuck gooks and their dogshit corndogs

>> No.20232004

>>20229920
hello 2015 joiner

>> No.20232010

>>20230442
ugly and weird

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ok well this thread sucks, time to post some shit thats at least something to do with cooking

>> No.20232058

>>20227872
What the fuck happened to simpleflips?

>> No.20232059
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>Verification not required.

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>> No.20232444

>>20230470
the red is how you know it's non-GMO

>> No.20232472

>>20227862
literally me

>> No.20232518

>>20229992
>step one: easy
>step two: big breasts (easy)
>step three: easy
>step four: big breasts (also easy)

>> No.20232529

>>20232083
‘it’s liquid gold’
‘no food is as valuable as actual gold’
‘unless you put gold leaf in it for the express purpose of making it more valuable’
this is how you know the entire gold meme is bullshit

>> No.20232555

>>20231492
Go back, polwhiner redditoid

>> No.20232580
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>>20230693
>>20231476
>>20232004
Cope and seethe, newniggers. Go back while the old-chads like myself enjoy this to its fullest

>> No.20232581

>>20232059
>deliberately cuts a piece with the grain
>tries to eat it like jerky
>waaaah it's chewy!
What a faggot clickbaiter.
And anon saved the file and shares it instead of an hero

>> No.20232606

>>20227877
does this change the flavor

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>> No.20232778
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>> No.20232781

>>20232775
lol tranny
lol black
funny

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>> No.20232788
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>>20232783
was the secret ingredient crack?

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>> No.20232795

>>20230523
yeah thats a mistake but the rest of the recipe could be a lot worse

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>> No.20232878

>>20227860
wow. Looking on the /ck/ archives you've been spamming the webm threads for months with the same garbage webms. I wonder why you are so obsessed with shitting up these threads.

>> No.20232891

>>20232878
>a fast food thread died for this

>> No.20232901

>>20228144
So much cringe and literal cancer

>> No.20232905

>>20227866
You know for a fact he considers that special fried rice and seafood noodle soup to be his "healthy" meal.

>> No.20232912

>>20228125
>the handle of the le crueset also acts as a handy iron sight to help decant the contents into another dish

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>> No.20232962

>>20228485
This is what makes me think this staged and it was just water. Because what fucking bartender would risk killing someone over something like that?

>> No.20232972

>>20227866
This guy drinks as many calories as he should be eating for a day.

>> No.20232989

>>20230442
He's 100% going there to cruise, looking at his wife's account he could do so much better if he was straight, also it's overwhelmingly gay men who are into vintage styles (and can actually pull it off, neckbeards who listen to Sinatra and wear a fedora/trilby don't count). He seems to treat his relationship with his wife as almost entirely performative, he acts more like her friend than her partner, debasing himself in ways that he wouldn't if he were actually in a real relationship with her. She's probably just grateful she could bag him considering she's punching way above her weight, meanwhile he's taking backshots on the sly.

>> No.20233040

>>20232989
thanks for the homo review, homo

>> No.20233081

>>20230530
how stupid do you have to be to post it without noticing

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>>20228125
>>20228343
I started laughing thinking it was a Jack webm that I hadn't seen yet

>> No.20233112

>>20227869
>the guy at 15 seconds
What in the actual fuck is the point of showering his hand with the soup(or w.e. the fuck that shit is)?
Like no part of me can understand the logic behind it.

>> No.20233120 [DELETED] 
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Any Japanese food webms?

>> No.20233123
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>>20233120
No, this is an American board. Weebs fuck off.

>> No.20233124

>>20231711
>as long as they aren't harming anyone else.
Unfortunately she IS harming other people.
She's normalizing infantile behavior. Every generation people get more and more helpless and she's expediting that process.

>> No.20233127

>>20233040
You're welcome, see you in the whole foods bathroom later, closet queen!

>> No.20233132

>>20232792
that looks nice

>> No.20233138

>>20233123
>out of a fucking beaker
lmao

>> No.20233142

>>20227969
That reminds me of when I found a stray behind my work.
It looked like it was recently abandoned and wasn't interested in the food I got it.
Like 3-4 days later I gave it a can of deenz I was going to eat for lunch and the thing was so desperate for it that it immediately ate the lemon slice that was on top of the fish.
I kept feeding it once a day for a couple weeks then one day it just stopped coming by.
I guess it was either picked up, killed, or ran out of some other cat's territory.

>> No.20233144

>>20233138
It's for a Guinness world record, so he used something that's graduated to show he did it correctly.

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>> No.20233161

>>20232778
>pov

>> No.20233215

>>20232972
Sprite is 143 cals a can. Coke is 139. Large oasis is 83. He drank about 800 calories, definitely well under his tdee. Check your facts before you say dumb shit you tranny dumbass.

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>> No.20233328

>>20233123
badlands is a based nigga

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>>20233120

>> No.20233367

>>20233142
>work nights at UPS
>drivers used to dump cat food for strays near the warehouse
>somehow all the strays got chased off and there are angry fucking racoons that eat all the garbage and food people leave when eating lunch

>> No.20233496

>>20232529
Saffron

>> No.20233498

>>20233367
raccoons are an absolute evil scourge. if i could wipe two species off the face of the planet with a snap of my finger it would be mosquitos and raccoons

>> No.20233516

>>20227939
i counted 40

>> No.20233526

>>20233498
Same those fuckers will ruin your roof and attic, not so cute if they cause thousands of dollars in damages and shit everywhere

>> No.20233532

>>20233526
yea or when they rip a flock of chickens to shreds for sport without even eating them

>> No.20233538

>>20233215
It's probably less than that. I think most sugary drinks in the EU have replaced a portion of sugar with artificial sweeteners.

>> No.20233544

>>20227969
>i like corm

>> No.20233546

>>20232912
Lmao

>> No.20233555
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fresh off of youtube with some fugu

>> No.20233556

>>20228343
and not his usual faggotry?

>> No.20233562

>>20230092
Absolute unit.

>> No.20233587

>>20233555
i know hes playing it up for whatever reason but theres this particular strain of japanese personality that i just find so disgusting and seems almost like pure evil to me. does that make sense?

>> No.20233597

>>20233587
No not really

>> No.20233598

>>20233587
can you be more specific? i dont know what you mean

>> No.20233600

>>20233587
Yes I know what you mean but I find its less common in Japs and more common in other types of Asians, particularly Chinamen. I worked with a bunch of Chinese people and there are some who you can tell just lack all empathy for other people/life in general.

>> No.20233606

>>20233587
>i know hes playing it up for whatever reason
It's a youtube short. Anyone does youtube shorts "plays it up" for views.

>> No.20233622

>>20231704
but youre wrong. some things are right some things are wrong.

>> No.20233840

>>20231200
My corn is much too strong for you traveler

>> No.20233848

>>20231233
Bartenders are often charged for overserving, google it and a million cases will come up. They are responsible for what they serve.

>> No.20233851

>>20231187
I love him

>> No.20233860

>>20233600
My father in law worked with a chinese guy who caught snakes and weasels in the forest, collected roadkill all to cook and eat. He'd always ask him about it and the Chinese guy would explain what he'd caught and eaten recently without a hint of humour.

>> No.20233893

>>20233600
If you country has a billion people life is cheap

>> No.20233911

>>20233587
i think youre just irrationally scared of asain ppl for whatever reason anon

>> No.20233935

>>20227969
mmm cron

>> No.20233940

>>20232044
oh man I can't wait for aspergus season again. I'm planning to cook them for every meal and try all kinds of stuff. I was in a chink restraunt some years ago and they made this really cool slightly spicy sauce to them which I still couldnt replicate but also barely remember

>> No.20233941

KILL YT!!

>> No.20233944

>>20233123
Twilight shot is kino goddamn.

>> No.20233959

>>20233940
imagine the smell

>> No.20234167

>>20233328
how is he not dead is my question

>> No.20234215

>>20234167
The beertus will come sooner or later

>> No.20234227

>>20233600
It's well known there's a portion of the human population with no empathy. Maybe you simply recognize that more quickly when it's an Asian with that trait.

>> No.20234252

>>20227999
>holier than thou pearl clutcher
>"based trad gf"

>> No.20234255

>>20234252
>cringing at online attention seeking
>holier than thou pearl clutcher

>> No.20234257

>>20234252
>frowning is clutching pearls
looks like someone is clutching pearls but it's not her...

>> No.20234299

>>20227872
Fucking gross, Bud Light out of all the beers.

>> No.20234300

>>20227877
Couldn't even crush it right

>> No.20234305

>>20234299
They needed their estrogen suppliments

>> No.20234317

>>20233123
look at the pure glee on his face after the deed

>> No.20234320

>>20234300
Obviously you're not getting a full crush in the free sample.

>> No.20234503

>>20227969
That cat looks like my father in law.

>> No.20234524

>>20229202
It's good to see even people with Down's Syndrome have a chance of making it in life.

>> No.20234664

>>20233587
Yeah. This guy's mannerisms mirror that other world food faggot that creepily over-exaggerates his reactions to food all while sporting a seemingly permanent pedosmile.

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>>20234664
>over-exaggerates
Stay in school

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>>20234524
Unlike her, plenty of downies are working honest jobs and paying their own bills.

>> No.20234694

>>20233944
Photogs call it the blue hour. It's much beloved.

>> No.20234699

>>20234665
Pipe down ESL. Your feedback is not required here.

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>>20232581
I sort of approve of people posting these webms because I get to rage at them without giving views to the cocksuckers who filmed the videos.

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>>20234699
Based monoglot proud of not even speaking one language properly.

>> No.20234888

>>20232775
>does a shirtless video to show off surgery scars
>has to suck in her belly because she's super conscious about her body when shirtless
Trannies are always such a mess mentally

>> No.20234898

>>20228218
fake
no one would hang out with donnie

>> No.20235168

>>20234503
Its illegal to fuck a cat anon

>> No.20235309

>>20231738
In a way that's exactly the point. In a simplified sense generative AI works much like how your mind creates images

>> No.20235362

>>20228218
Do americans really?

>> No.20235446

>>20232063
I'm sure both of these Chads get so much pussy

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>>20232800

>> No.20235512

>>20234735
tfw no chick fil a gf

>> No.20235524

>>20227860
Did he died?

>> No.20235688

>>20233587
>>20233600
That's because he's a pure Yayoi. Look at his eyes. Pure Yayois are basically chinks. They are ethnically.
The more Joumon a Japanese is, the more soul he has.

>> No.20235694

>>20228064

I'm not him but you sound like a redditor. Don't try to police individual posts.

>> No.20235715

>>20230106

I don't get your argument. Those are real too. You can touch them. It's not a trick. They will feel like they are solid and round not because they need to be, it's because the people who get those kind of implants want them to be like that.

>> No.20235812

>>20235458
that's not warm milk its cold milk the burner shoots the flames way further out than the bottom of the pot goes total tranny death now

>> No.20235834

>>20235446
>vigorously ass-roger each other on a regular basis
>both are complete and total pussies
Well, you're not really wrong; more right than you realize, in fact.

>> No.20235886

>>20232079
Sauce only keeps for a few days, what is the point of this

>> No.20235907

>>20227969
Children of the corn

>> No.20235908

>>20234888
>getting hot and bothered
>literally has to pump her dick up to get erect

>> No.20236141

>>20234888
Thanks to you, I now just realized that was a trans. I never checked the video full screen and didn't notice the scars nor the lack of an Adam's apple.

Thought the guy spammed this to piss off some sensitive people with the interracial coupling.

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>> No.20236280

>>20229992
milk truck has arrived, hello ladies.

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>> No.20236300

>>20230442
kek what a tryhard mormon faggot

>> No.20236311

>>20236293
How do actually Asians feel about the fact that filthy pacific islanders have co-opted all of their good will by claiming to be Asians?

>> No.20236325

>>20233587
Having no respect for animal life is miserable.

>> No.20236349

>>20236300
Looks too zesty to be a mormon not enough white shirt

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>> No.20236445

>>20231178
>>20232989
well why dont you two fine gentlemen tell us how to be better at acting like total retards in a grocery store if you're so good at it

>> No.20236463

>>20236402
i love how theres always like one guy trapped into this tiny area and has to just stir the "food". it always looks so filthy clean up india already jfc

>> No.20236580

>>20236402
How does he get out without spilling all the soup?

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>> No.20236610

>>20228142
really is the primo busting spot. plus you get the ultimate look at your hog, in a mirror and right after nutting. the biggest it can be.

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>> No.20236621

>>20227862
Chad

>> No.20236625

>>20236141
Have you seriously never noticed that most men don't have a visible adam's apple? And in reality sometimes a woman does, but it's rare.

>> No.20236627

>>20233215
are you equally as fat as the retard in the clip?

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>> No.20236654

>>20233124
gotta be similar to the baby voice/sexual abuse thing

>> No.20236675

>>20227860
What other outcome could there have been?
>>20227864
Kinda funny but his food always looks disgusting.
>>20227866
*nods respectfully*
>>20227869
Goddamn indians
>>20227872
Not gonna watch that.
>>20227875
Braphog fatass
>>20227877
2/10 more like an upper thigh than an ass and she almost missed the mac

>>20227969
Monch monch monch XD

>>20228125
Life imitates art. Currently experiencing diarrhea much like this.

>>20228144
Gross

>>20228218
God this made me laugh

>>20228360
Gross

>>20228547
I made a huge guiness stew about a year ago. Ate it every day for over a week and now I never ever want to eat it again.

>>20229202
Might have been an alright meal if she didnt have that beast next to her yapping in her ear.

>>20229380
Gross. Just fap to hot girls, why do you need dumb shit like this.

>>20229992
Booba
>>20230092
Gross
>>20230442
Trying way too hard, cringe.
>>20230470
Classic
>>20232044
Disgusting
>>20232059
Looks good. Gay black gloves.
>>20232063
Homos
>>20232069
Looks good. Gay guy.
>>20232074
Beautiful place but the guy brought a carload of crap with him. Dumb.
>>20232079
Just use ketchup or bbq sauce instead of this rubbish.
>>20232083
Looks good.
>>20232775
Disgusting.
>>20232778
Pathetic. No wonder these idiots spend so much on uber eats.
>>20232783
Needs a boot to the head.
>>20232788
I have never understood the appeal of cocktails.
>>20232792
One day I hope the world will look back on all this tranny shit with disgust.
>>20232797
>>20232800
Tranny freaks, no friends.
>>20232955
Looks good but I bet it's like 150 bucks.
>>20233109
Both need to eat lead.
>>20233123
Gross yet based.
>>20233146
Looks good but kebabs are so cheap and easy to get there's no need.
>>20233147
Might actually make this. Alfredo is not common in my country
>>20233156
>>20233154
>>20233152
>>20233148
These all look great.
>>20233322
Funny af but disgusting.
>>20233364
I love them both.
>>20233555
Not gonna watch that

>> No.20236693

>>20236580
Have you looked at the ground?

>> No.20236702

>>20235309
i aint no damn computer

>> No.20236723

>>20231263
depends entirely on your tolerance

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>>20231680
>tosses dough
>tears it
erry time brehs

>> No.20236733

>>20234692
shes gotta be a junkie

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>> No.20236738

>>20234665
Amerifat
>>20234692
Fat idiot. Walks around like a slob.
>>20234735
Cute
>>20234750
Huh never new about that. Is it necessary?
>>20235458
Mentally ill freak
>>20236255
Sloppy mess but would definitely try it.
>>20236261
Tuna doesn't belong in pasta.
>>20236266
Looks good
>>20236267
Probably good
>>20236293
Looks good
>>20236296
Not interested
>>20236402
Will they ever be a first world country?
>>20236606
>>20236613
Must be terrible sharing a country with these creatures
>>20236641
Proves nothing.

>> No.20236746

>>20236738
>Tuna doesn't belong in pasta.
It absolutely does.

>> No.20236763

>>20233622
you are gay and projecting

>> No.20236775

>>20227877
umm... *unzips hardwood deck* I'll have what SHE'S having!?

>> No.20236782

>>20233940
xo maybe. it has a very unique intense flavour

>> No.20236791

>>20232788
Honestly really impressive skills while wearing the fursuit gloves.

>> No.20237029

>>20236746
It doesn't.

>> No.20237031

>>20237029
Explain why I can find so many recipes then.

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>> No.20237061

>>20237055
>>>/asp/

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>>20227860
This made me physically ill

>> No.20237316

>>20236738
Kill yourself

>> No.20237504

>>20234750
What the fuck is this? Seriously, what is going on there?

>> No.20237508

>>20236255
Francesinha doesn't mean "Frankie", it means "little french", doesn't really bode well for a website called PortugueseSoulKitchen

>> No.20237974

>>20232059
why is gagging while eating a piece of meat?

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>>20228321

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>>20229226

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>>20237061

>> No.20238568

>>20238496
Why is she eating?

>> No.20238579

>>20238568
to gain weight (and that's a good thing)