Picky Eater Hate Thread

[Anonymous No.20227006]

Thread about people who have a selective diet like retarded whiny children.

In my case, the retarded whiny children in my life are actually my parents. I love my parents but they are simply incapable of eating anything outside of their little hugbox of Indian / Pakistani food because they're originally from India. If they ever want to step outside of their retarded hugbox they only dare venture as far as
>1) Some kind of Thai / Malay food where the curry is sloppy and spicy and very similar to Indian food or
>2) eat some Americanized Italian sloppa twice a year like BJ's, some local italian sloppa, where they complain about prices afterwards or
>3) eat persian food but they avoid the meat and just eat a pound of butter rice like the indians they are

Other wise it is ALL indian slop, once or twice a week.

My mom's retardation
>be me as a kid
>live in an area with lots of vietnamese pho places that are very good because lots of viets live in some parts of the city
>parents go to pho place down the road
>order pho
>mom take 4 sips of the broth
>starts circling her fingers around her temples / forehead like she has a headache
>"The MSG in this soup is giving me a headache"
>I can't handle the MSG. Chinese and Vietnamese people use too much MSG

My dad's retardation about 30 minutes ago which compelled me to make this thread:
>visiting parents across the state
>Know my parents are retarded picky children who cannot live without their Indian curry slop
>I tell my dad that Ethiopian food is just like indian food so I'll take him out for him to try some Ethopian
>make reservation for two
>pull into the restaurant parking lot
>can already see my dad's autistic indian father face frowning and he's ready to throw a pissfit
>we step inside the restaurant
>my dad contorts his entire face and in front of the restaurant host says:
>"The smell of vinegar is too much let's leave"
>dad leaves

I am going to tell me kids stories about how picky their grandparents are

[Anonymous No.20227013]

>>20227006
>implying you are going to breed.

[Anonymous No.20227014]

>>20227013
*breeds your bussy*

[Anonymous No.20227022]

classic streetshitter cope, it's all they have and so they cling to it
a false sense of superiority over their sloppa

[Anonymous No.20227025]

OP is a pajeet that lives with his parents, jesus

[Anonymous No.20227039]

>>20227025
ESL retard. Is this why your SAT scores are so shit, Kyle?

[Anonymous No.20227053]

>>20227039
you're brown lol

[Anonymous No.20227058]

>>20227053
Yes I am. I know that makes you want to shoot up a school, my white friend.

[Anonymous No.20227073]

>>20227039
I'm not that guy but this is funny to me to me because the only guy I know named Kyle is Indian
He has a pair of twin younger brothers named John and Nathan (story goes, their parents picked Johnathan as a name for a boy and when they found out they were having twins, just split the name in half lmao) but his older sister has the Indian-ass name Jaifi.

[Anonymous No.20227113]

>>20227006
>Picky Eater
imagine just eating anything like a fucking hog and not having distinction or discernment like a human.

CLOVEN HOOVES TYPED OP'S POST.

[Anonymous No.20227127]

>>20227006
I just don't like squash and eggplant.

[Anonymous No.20227137]

>>20227113
I've noticed picky eaters being defended on /ck/ like it's some mark of nobility or something
Contranarism will take people in the craziest directions I swear. I won't be surprised if in a few months that pure trash like that 0% juice blue drink is treated like the nectar of the gods and you are low-IQ if you don't like it or some bullshit

[Anonymous No.20227438]

>>20227006
Poo in loo

[Anonymous No.20227449]

>>20227137
i think more and more autistic young "people" are flooding the website as a whole. shitposting and contrarianism alone doesn't explain the uptick of braindead takes i read.

[Anonymous No.20227529]

>>20227006
I will not eat zucchini, eggplant, raw tomato, pink fish or blue cheese. Boohoo nigga

[Anonymous No.20227635]

>>20227006
my theory is that theres three reasons behind picky eating
>comfort
some people form strong emotional ties to eating, and as a result form strong emotional connections to certain foods, tastes, and textures. something could be made of the exact same ingredients, but if its not the food they already formed a connection to, they wont like it (e.g. likes french fries, but doesnt like potato wedges)
>saliva
when i was a kid, i hated apple peels, carrots, celery, steak and an assortment of other foods because i could chew them for 20+ minutes and they would just turn into a lump of fiber that was extremely difficult to swallow. when i went through puberty, my saliva got a lot stronger and now steak practically melts in my mouth. barely have to chew it at all. its very possible that certain enzyme or vitamin deficiencies can lead to weak saliva, and as a result, a more limited palette of enjoyable foods.
>actual tastebuds
There is a condition labelled "supertasters" about 25 percent of the population qualifies as supertasters. women are also more likely to be supertasters than men. these people however do not taste all flavors equally stronger than everyone else. some flavors become very overpowering instead of complimentary (vinegar, alliums, etc.) this is honestly the only respectable reason to be picky, but its nearly impossible to prove. also most picky eaters care more about texture than taste, so a lot of supertasters arent picky, and just enjoy food more than everyone else lol.

[Anonymous No.20227641]

>>20227635
>pussy retard shit
They're annoying pussy babies

[Anonymous No.20227661]

>live in a first world country where I can choose what I want to eat
>NOOOO! YOU HAVE TO EAT THIS SPECIFIC THING INSTEAD OF SOMETHING ELSE THAT TASTES BETTER AND IS JUST AS HEALTHY

lol fuck off, food pickiness is only a problem if you're poor or live in a third world country

[Anonymous No.20227662]

>>20227661
bad bait

[Anonymous No.20227725]

>>20227006
Tell them to stop eating saucy foods with their fingers because it's disgusting for people raised in hygienic cultures to have to see that.

[Anonymous No.20228156]

>>20227529
lol
I've eaten literally all those things in the past 24 hours. I just had eggplant an hour ago lmao

[Anonymous No.20228161]

>>20227137
I describe that shit as tasting neon. There's no other word for it. It's the most unnatural flavour on earth.

[Anonymous No.20228168]

>>20227006
Sounds typical of Indians

[Anonymous No.20228173]

good morning from jaipur sers

[Anonymous No.20228275]

>>20227006
my buddy used to wait at his brother's thai place for some extra cash. he told me that the WORST customers are the Indians. they complain, ask a lot from you, leave a mess, and don't tip. I wonder if that's just a product of the caste system

[Anonymous No.20228288]

>>20227006
>>I tell my dad that Ethiopian food is just like indian food so I'll take him out for him to try some Ethopian
When you start thinking you know best? Respect your parents. You are young and arrogant.
Take him instead to a good Italian restaurant or american or french bistro, and order their soup, their good garlic knots or bread basket, their sauciest entree. Ethiopian food is NOT AT ALL like curry, and where indians make curry, ethiopians will add sugar to the dish oddly enough, ruin good greens by adding hard boiled eggs in poverty mode. Their injera bread is inferior to every naan or kulcha possible. I too will leave a restaurant before sitting down if there is a bar floor sour smell, or the bathroom wasn't clean enough before I sit down and washed my hands. Goodbye. Furthermore, I've tried ethoipian food 5x when living in DC and it's awful and overrated crap. Afghani food is great there though!

[Anonymous No.20228465]

>>20227058
NTA but I’m gonna shoot up your mom with cum

[Anonymous No.20228467]

>>20227137
Contrarianism is based

[Anonymous No.20228839]

>>20228156
roflmao

[Anonymous No.20228915]

>>20227006
Don't care if people are weird about food at their home but it's fucking annoying to go to a fast food restaurant and it takes them several minutes to rely their autism to the minimum wage worker who absolutely will fuck something up themselves or one of their minimum wage coworkers will. Then the picky eater will get mad and make a scene over slop prepared by minimum wage workers.
Burger King prides itself on making it "you way" but fuck, there's a limit on this, and expecting wagies to get things right is just asking for disappointment. If you want to be finicky, go somewhere a bit more upmarket and at a time when they're not during a meal rush.

[Anonymous No.20228935]

>>20227006
>>20227529
I think I was a picky eater as a kid but that was for shit like carrots, spinach, mushrooms, green beans, etc. But that shit is still gross except for cooked diced carrots. But I remember as a kid trying fish for the first time and liking it. So honestly if you eat beef, pork, fish, poultry, and vegetables are you really a picky eater? There is just some food that is gross that people don't eat.

[Anonymous No.20229231]

>>20228915
this is what mobile ordering is for
you don't have to slowly relay it verbally to another person, go back and forth a few times verifying they got it correct, and ultimately punch it into the computer, when you can just punch it into your own computer and send it directly to theirs

[Anonymous No.20229979]

>>20227006
you sound like you should have been spanked.

[Anonymous No.20229985]

>>20228467
no it's not

[Anonymous No.20229991]

>>20227137
>>20227449
>>20227641
>>20228915
cope, and seethe

[Anonymous No.20230000]

>>20227137
Arrrrgh!

[Anonymous No.20231801]

>>20227725
My (Indian immigrant) parents I described in OP actually don't eat with their hands at all unless they are visiting india
>>20228288
What is really fucking funny is that my dad says the EXACT same thing about Afghani food. It's very plain for the indian tastes but they prefer it over all other types of muzzie foods

[Anonymous No.20231815]

>>20227635
genuinely autistic post

[Anonymous No.20231821]

>>20228288
okay wait this is unironically good advice i will follow. The sauciest dishes for italian/american/french restaurants are definitely in the wheelhouse of dishes that are compatible with the insatiable indian desire for sloppy foods

[Anonymous No.20231862]

>>20227006
tldr
Go cry somewhere else

[Anonymous No.20231874]

I used to be extremely picky and I have been trying out new food over the years but there are just some things I don't like no matter how much I try like bell peppers
Chillis are ok though

[Anonymous No.20231891]

I feel sorry for "non picky" eaters. you have no idea what you are shoving in your gob. the nasty vile garbage you eat. sucking down gobs of shit and garbage and asking for more.

having the ability to recreate a recipe purely by smell and taste is a gift. your "secret" recipe is no secret to me.

but you keep coping that those beets are "earthy" and those chitlins are "barnyardy", or that burned coffee is so strong. pro tip the darker the coffee the weaker it is.

seethe at your inability to taste whiskey and wine (for real). keep pretending that you taste (insert made up flavor).

[Anonymous No.20231937]

>gf likes bread and butter pickles
>gf hates pickle relish

[Anonymous No.20231948]

>>20231937
I like cucumbers but hate pickles

[Anonymous No.20232499]

>>20229985
Based

[Anonymous No.20232519]

>>20227006

rude as fuck of your dad to do that.

My dad is the same, though. Every time I suggest He tries a bao bun or something really not that out there he refuses. He only liked Mediterranean food.

He also argued with me about my method of cooking steak, saying shit like "Don't salt it it dries it" because he doesn't understand that you're supposed to leave it for a while so the salty juices get reabsorbed.

[Anonymous No.20232526]

>>20227006
My parents refuse to eat steaks or roasts. It has to be ground beef, chicken or cured pork or they're not having it.

[Anonymous No.20232530]

>DAD IS BASTARD MAN WHO ONLY EATS INDIAN FOOD
>MOTHER STAYS AT HOME TO BE RAPED AS I BRING MY FATHER TO FOOD PLACE
>SHOW BOB AND VAGENE
Sheesh OP, calm down on the skin tone you're creating more stereotypes.

[Anonymous No.20232537]

>>20227006
I hate when people talk about how much they hate a certain food like it’s something to be proud of. I get pretty upset anytime there’s something I can’t stand, so seeing stuck up pricks wear that like a badge of honor pisses me off.
It also sucks when you’re trying to cook for someone and they have the most bizarre preferences. “Oh I don’t like broccoli. Oh I don’t like chocolate. Oh I don’t like seafood”

[Anonymous No.20232548]

>>20227058
shut the fuck up nigger

[Anonymous No.20232612]

my mom wont eat onion. its sad
at least she is cute

[Anonymous No.20232627]

>>20227006
I just fucking punch the autists who can't digest anything else other than lasagne.

[Anonymous No.20232651]

>>20227006
>>20232530
I like to read reviews for Indian restaurants. They always have the some Indian complaining about something ridiculously petty, like the waiter didn't bend over and wash their feet.
Really great if are able to imitate the stereotypical accent, or at least no what it sounds like.

[NIGGERFAGGOT No.20232678]

>>20227058
sidhu singh gonna self immolate after he shits his pants lol

[Anonymous No.20232687]

>>20227006
>indian
That's nice but you have to go back

[Anonymous No.20232915]

>>20227006
You have to be 18 to post here.

[Anonymous No.20233016]

>>20232519
>My dad is the same, though. Every time I suggest He tries a bao bun or something really not that out there he refuses. He only liked Mediterranean food.
This is exactly my parents. If the food is made by yellow people they won't have it. If you want them to go to some gay basic bitch mediterannean cuisine with some dish like Mansaf they'll have it for sure, but no chance they have bao buns.

Something about Med foods attracts picky whinebags

[Anonymous No.20233034]

>>20233016
I bet it just feels safer to them because med food was a thing before chink food. Im from a country where asian food was more prevalent than med food and the picky eaters here are attracted more to asian food than med food. I guess it also helps if your family is from European descent, med food seems more familiar than some random indonesian noodle dish with coconut curry.

[Anonymous No.20233055]

>>20227006
I can't stand up people who bloviate about how much they hate onions or mayonnaise or whatever mundane food, as if i GAF. If you don't like it don't eat it and STFU. And people who turn their nose up at all spicy food are the ultimate pussies.
I was a picky autist kid, I wouldn't even eat pasta, mashed potatoes, apple pie, anything mushy, or had mysterious specks in it, or an uneven texture. But I got over it. It's called being a grownup. You can learn to at least tolerate most foods and if you patiently get used to it, instead of acting like a triggered toddler if a food you dislike even gets verbally mentioned.

[Anonymous No.20233287]

>>20227006
You live in Aurora, Colorado

[Anonymous No.20233306]

>>20233055
Everyone has different preferences and some people never grow to like something

[Anonymous No.20233698]

>>20227529
>>20227635
>>20228935
All of you disgust me. You are in a slot just below murderers.
I really hate people who
>But onions are slimy!
>Ew... a mushroom!
>I can smell that garlic already!
>I won't eat anything with sauce on it
>I only eat boneless wings because the bones remind me that it was once alive.
That last one my former sister-in-law said. I had to resist the urge to slap her.

[Anonymous No.20233718]

>>20232537
This. People with a mile-long list of foods they don't eat. Listen, I've chawed down on some highly questionable live blue crabs just to keep up with some crazy whore trying to gross me out.
The only foods that are off limit to me (other than incorrectly prepared/unsafe stuff) is brains. Anything else. I love offal, just no brains. Even genitalia, like cow balls and penises. Fish sperm soup? Yep. As long as it's not going to make me sick, I'll try it.
In fact, if a person sincerely cooks something improperly, I'll at least try a bit of that just as s gesture of thanks for providing me with food.
Some people are so rude with their overly-cultured, sheltered approach to food.

[Anonymous No.20233774]

The people who can't stop talking about how bad picky eaters are seem like they are worse than picky eaters just an observation

[Anonymous No.20233803]

>>20227006
Fuck off back to pooland and take your faggot parents with you.

[Anonymous No.20233813]

If I knew that both of my parents were autistic, and I had an IQ high enough to be self aware, I would commit suicide
Imagine being that kind of a burden of society...

[Anonymous No.20233842]

if you don't want to fuck fat chicks does that make you a picky fucker? having preferences isn't being picky, it's just not being indiscriminate.

[Anonymous No.20233853]

>>20233842
>if you don't want to fuck fat chicks does that make you a picky fucker?
By definition?
Yes.
Quit trying to move the goalposts, faggot

[Anonymous No.20233868]

>go out with people
>somebody is a picky eater and says "ick"
>ask them if I can have it since I really like it
>they say really
>I say yeah
>they say why
>tell them I don't like sweets and grew up drinking beer and I like bitter flavors and I like weird shit, like I gave away halloween candy ha ha
>they laugh and say ok here you go
>eat more good food
And everything worked out

[Anonymous No.20234274]

>>20227058
Yes it does, and?

[Anonymous No.20234418]

I won't eat or even try anything with mayo, it's disgusting

[Anonymous No.20234468]

>>20233718
>won't eat brains
You're a picky eater m8 get over yourself

[Anonymous No.20234498]

>>20227635
thanks ChatGPT

[Anonymous No.20234502]

>>20227006
i don't eat the seafood bugs and never will

[Anonymous No.20234515]

>>20227006
What's MSG?

[Anonymous No.20234517]

>>20227635
Thanks Jack Horner

[Anonymous No.20234522]

>>20227006
Good morning sir how are your mother, Wow! HOT a what babhaabhiat

[Anonymous No.20234712]

>>20234418
Child.

[Anonymous No.20234903]

>>20228275
Indians are known the world over for being rude, entitled and arrogant toward service sector workers. And I agree I believe it stems from their caste system reinforcing the idea that people who work in menial jobs are lesser humans.

[Anonymous No.20235176]

Mushrooms suck, pickles are revolting, and I only like green onions. What are any of you histrionic soyfacing fags going to do about it

[Anonymous No.20235189]

>>20229991
Grubby greasy hands fresh from eating fast food plebfeed typed this post

[Anonymous No.20235196]

>>20231891
Beets are delicious, you are a coping picky eater who probably has issues with skin being left on fish. There's a difference between not eating burnt or rotten food and being a straight up bitch, which is what you are.

[Anonymous No.20235301]

>>20235176
pity you

[Anonymous No.20235325]

>>20227006
I'll never understand how people can eat cauliflower in any form. It is absolutely dreadful, but I'm totally good with brussel sprouts, broccoli and really just about anything else out there

[Anonymous No.20235337]

>>20235301

[Anonymous No.20235753]

>>20235196
I love it when non tasters seethe and cope.