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Happy president's day.

Brb gonna go have a heart attack after this.

>> No.20221979

>>20221975
I had a protein bar and a cup of black coffee. For lunch I will have the same. For dinner, I'm thinking a steak and chorizo burrito with extra cheese.

>> No.20222019

>>20221975
Looks good. That won't give you a heart attack. Sugar, carbs, and seed oils will.

>> No.20222046

>>20222019
It does give me a shitload of energy though, I'm doing yard work, washed the car and now I want to do more.

>> No.20222822
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>>20221975
That looks great OP but I must say the eggs look a little Joe Rogan-y which puts me off as he's a retarded meat head that doesn't know how to cook, be funny or realy be good at anything and fell into a stupid amount of luck in life.
Anyway thanks for reading my blog.

>> No.20222829

>>20221975
I had homemade chicken noodle soup that had been simmering in the Instant Pot for a day. It was pretty good.

>> No.20222836

>>20222822
What's wrong with Joe rogam

>> No.20222855

>>20222836
I dont' know who Joe Rogam is

>> No.20222872

>>20222855
It’s Joe Pogrom

>> No.20222888

>>20222822
OMG HOT SHAWSH!!!!

>> No.20222901

How do I make steak without smoking the kitchen with greasy fumes and smell?
I love steaks but it's just a hassle to clean after, also my clothes stinks and have to swap them after a shower...

>> No.20222911

>>20222901
Cook it outside on a griller or campfire, steak is not your 30 min meal prep dinner it’s caveman food

>> No.20222922

>>20222901
Use way more fat, like an eighth of an inch across the whole pan
Won't smoke

>> No.20222964
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>>20222901
>take rump steak (or whatever you have)
30 minutes per side (per inch ofthickness) in microwave on low / defrost for 15 minutes then blast on high for 5 minutes
perfect medium rare every time

>> No.20223244

had a fry up at the cafe

>> No.20223264

>>20222822
I agree with most of that but he has been working pretty much nonstop since the early 90s. He didn’t just appear out of nowhere. A lot of his success is hard work and also copying Opie and Anthony’s “hang out with your friends” radio format. He’s admitted as much.

>> No.20223279

>>20222901
>>20222922
No way use no fat at all and cold sear it.

https://youtu.be/uJcO1W_TD74?t=319

>> No.20223282
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>>20223264
>hard work
applying for a ufc commentator job and doing shitty vegas standup comedy funded by money you stole from your dad? (his dad publicly disowned him)
I'm not sure much of it was hard anon

>> No.20223283

>>20221975
>Brb gonna go have a heart attack after this.
This is probably the healthiest breakfast you'll have all year. Steak and eggs are the fuel of the strong.

>> No.20223314

>>20223282
>applying for a ufc commentator job
You mean being a UFC commentator since 1997 when no one gave a fuck about it?

>> No.20223429

>>20221975
Steak and eggs unironically makes me feel fucking great and tastes great. It really is the breakfast of champions

>> No.20223446

>>20223314
yes, and inb4 'muh worked for free'
he could only work for free because he stole money from his father. a LOT of money. He was never struggling for rent or anything like that

>> No.20223661

>>20223446
He got comfortable with newsradio in 95 ya fuckin idiot. His dad is a burnt out junkie. They lie about everything, but believe whatever the media wants you to about a guy with less restrictions than anyone else with his size of platform

>> No.20223727

>>20221975
i ate oatmeme (cinnamon apple instant oatmeal, add a spoonful of cocoa powder)

i eat oatmeme every day except for the occasional boutique donut or pastry cafe date.

>> No.20225018
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20225018

(for lunch and dinner)
Boneless/skinless chicken thighs, with curry powder, garlic powder, black pepper and olive oil.

Smoked on the pellet grill for 2 hours on "super smoke", finished in the oven.

>> No.20225027

>>20221975
Had some leftover curry base so I made egg curry.

>> No.20225042

>>20222822
Mindbroken.

>> No.20225231

>>20221975
I poured some coffee in a cup. Incredibly difficult recipe, especially given the alco shakes I experience in the morning.

>> No.20225240

Coffee w/ cream and honey
Eggs and sprouted grains toast
Raw milk gruyère and dates
Same as every day
Yes, I have autism

>> No.20225299
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Egg on toast with bacon, but the bread is some fancy jalapeno cheese stuff from the farmer's market

>> No.20225310

>>20225299
Do you need tips on how to fry an egg?

>> No.20225340

>>20225310
It's upside down, I puncture the yolk and drain it onto the toast

>> No.20225366

>>20225340
Better than OP's who looked like he didn't clean his pan properly.

>> No.20225632

>>20221975
>hash brown
>fried eggs (one chicken egg, and one duck egg that I unfortunately broke the yoke of)
>the last slice of bacon
>black cawfee

>> No.20225680

>>20225366
I didn't clean the pan, I flipped the steak baste for 3 mins then on the late minute dropped in the egg. It's basically fried/poached in a combination of beef fat and butter.

>> No.20225842
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Rice

>> No.20226393

>>20225018
Sounds good if it were bone in with the skin.

>> No.20226402
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>>20225366
>Cleaning the pan before cooking your eggs

>> No.20226406

>>20225680
That's not healthy.

>> No.20226465

>>20221975
I don't eat breakfast
Occasionally I will have a glass of water and/or a tangerine

>> No.20226485

>>20221975
Why is this eaten on Presidents’ Day. Is it because some presidents were assassinated?

>> No.20226523

>>20226485
You think you're special, don't you.
I know that you know that steak and eggs is the traditional last meal, and I know why you know that.
Furthermore, I think you're a filthy europoor.

>> No.20226565

>>20226402
>Using hank hill as a reaction image for not keeping your shit clean
C'mon man

>> No.20226567

>>20222822
kek what a manlet celeb demon faggot

>> No.20226645

>>20225842
Recipe?

>> No.20226684
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>>20221975
I'd annihilate this

>> No.20228609
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>>20221975
>4 eggs seasoned with red pepper flakes, smoked paprika, and salt
>3 strips of thick sliced bacon
>ketchup
>Whole wheat toast

>> No.20229144

>>20226645
>Fry Chorizo and onion
>Add rice and toast
>Add fresh chilli and garlic and season
>Add half a teaspoon of tumeric, a teaspoon of smoked paprika and a teaspoon of sumac
>Fry for a minute
>Pour over chicken stock
>Simmer for about 10 minutes
>Add corn, peas and prawns
>Simmer for another 5 - 7 minutes
>Take off the heat and let it steam for 10 minutes
I had a fried egg on top.

>> No.20229487
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Mom made french toast this morning. I ate 7 slices. Yum.

>> No.20229592

>>20229487
Looks like regular toast.

>> No.20229710

>>20229592
6 eggs for 10 slices. That's 0.6 egg a slice. A little cream, milk, sugar, cinnamon, salt, and vanilla extract. Far from regular toast.

>> No.20229716

>>20229487
>>20229710
Based mom

>> No.20229773

>>20229710
Sounds like American toast.