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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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File: 3.48 MB, 720x404, Burdock Tea.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
20193764 No.20193764 [Reply] [Original]

>> No.20193767
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>> No.20193772
File: 3.86 MB, 720x404, Thai Fermented Fish.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.20193778
File: 3.55 MB, 404x720, Chinese Steamed Pork.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.20193783
File: 3.84 MB, 582x720, Sweet Potato Fritter.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.20193786
File: 3.79 MB, 720x404, Sticky Bourbon Chicken with Rice.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.20193790
File: 3.63 MB, 404x720, Chicken Stock For Cats.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.20193791
File: 3.81 MB, 404x720, They So Funny.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.20193796
File: 3.98 MB, 720x404, Cooking Oil Thieves.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.20193801
File: 3.73 MB, 720x404, French Apple Cake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.20193806
File: 3.81 MB, 720x404, Pla Rah Sub Recipe.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.20193815
File: 3.90 MB, 720x404, Creamy Caesar Chicken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.20193817
File: 3.90 MB, 460x720, Jesus Knife.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.20193821

>>20193796
Why do they do this? Sneed oils are already dirt cheap, they can't possibly be saving any money by making gutter oil.

>> No.20193838

>>20193821
they are running a true authentic chinese restaurant

>> No.20193844

>>20193821
It can be used to make fuel.

>> No.20193847

>actual recipes instead of the same fucking memes
based

>> No.20193857
File: 3.70 MB, 720x404, Chicken Baked Ziti.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.20193859
File: 3.77 MB, 720x404, Baked Caesar Chicken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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File: 3.82 MB, 572x680, Queen.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.20193868
File: 3.83 MB, 720x404, Chicken Romano with Lemon Butter.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.20193881
File: 3.56 MB, 404x720, Beef Bone Broth Recipe.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.20193884
File: 3.89 MB, 720x404, Day At The Works.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.20193887

>>20193817
that dude sucks with a fishing knife

>> No.20193892
File: 3.58 MB, 402x720, Ricotta Cheesecake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.20193893
File: 3.83 MB, 720x404, Sheet Pan Crunch Wrap Supreme.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.20193896
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>> No.20193966

>>20193893
not nearly enough crunch for all that wrap but i like the concept

>> No.20193975

>>20193887
i think he was trying to be careful to not cut the inside fish

>> No.20193993
File: 3.89 MB, 720x404, Oenogaru, BC Ketchup.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.20194160

>>20193893
>no onions
>no salsa/tomatoes/veggies
>no sauce
>last tortilla on top instead of inside
baka

>> No.20194425

>>20193772
what does the rice do? inb4 the heat of the rice cooks the fish.

>> No.20194441

>>20193862
i liek chickens. they are useful, friendly, and benevolent little beings.

>> No.20194445

>>20193862
How does she get out?

>> No.20194446

>>20193881
a recipe video in which good food gets thrown away to make a joke is very upsetting and bad and i hate it.

>> No.20194455

I think I accidentally stepped into bizarro /ck/, there's edible food and recipes being posted and I'm saving some to try later.

>> No.20194533
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>> No.20194540

>>20194533
Cutting onions are the ultimate noob test, look at the knife, does it cut back and forth? That's a person who has never held a knife before

>> No.20194542

>>20193993
Counterfeit grape juice?

>> No.20194565

>>20194533
fat girl hands

>> No.20194574

>>20194533
goddamn that's a stupid looking face

>> No.20194611

>>20193767
i need a pet ostrich now

>> No.20194669

>>20193778
I would legitimately prefer to eat spam out of a can. And these people make fun of Western food for being a form of punishment.
>>20194446
Yeah, I'm going to give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they took it straight back out of the back and used it again but if they didn't, fuck these people
>>20193893
Why the fuck does every webm in this thread have copious amounts of cheese involved?

>> No.20194679

>>20193884
what happens if i press the go really fast button?

>> No.20194698

>>20193862
how does she get out the egg farm?

>> No.20194701

>>20193859
>season the chicken
>spread dressing on seasoned chicken

>> No.20194726

>>20194425
The bacteria of the rice ferments the fish

>> No.20194771

>>20193791
Is this a humiliation fetish thing?

>> No.20194791

>>20193857
what fucking psycho grabs pasta like that

>> No.20194793

>>20193778
steamed hams?

>> No.20194831

>>20194542
Concentrated, you illiterate fuck.

>> No.20194887

does anyone have this webm, but with the blown out audio?
https://youtube.com/shorts/BB8gBV3nzII?si=HrTT14wMlEau2MLd

>> No.20195074

>>20193767
Birds are just fine with you taking their eggs, huh? Like yeah one of them tries to peck the lady but they could really do some damage if they wanted, they're ostriches after all

>> No.20195093
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>> No.20195103

>>20193791
>boil crab
>then boil it again in some disgusting goo
>then bake it in an oven with cheese

these people

>> No.20195109

>>20193783
I've never seen honey as thin as that. Is that the famous American corn syrup honey?

>> No.20195132
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>> No.20195143
File: 3.83 MB, 720x404, Beef and Broccoli Stir Fry.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.20195173

>>20193783
The hell kind of sweet potato is that?

>> No.20195174
File: 3.69 MB, 720x404, IRISH BEEF & CABBAGE SOUP.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.20195181

Burdrock is a pretty common plant here but I don't think it has ever been something that people would eat, let alone sell in stores. What gives? I hear it's pretty common in asian part of the world.

>> No.20195188

>>20193868
Looks good

>> No.20195194
File: 3.64 MB, 720x1280, Lazarus Fish.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.20195207

>>20194726
Yeast, I thought. You do the same thing when making som pack IE Thai/Lao kimchi.
>>20194669
>these people make fun of Western food for being a form of punishment.
Chinese pork casserole/meatloaf is pretty delicious despite looking like that.

>> No.20195208
File: 3.74 MB, 404x720, Medicinal Wild Burdock.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.20195210
File: 3.77 MB, 404x720, Pickled Burdock 4 Gut Health.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.20195211

>>20194533
She looks like it my sister were Latina instead of hapa.>>20194540

>> No.20195217

>>20193767
when you consider ostriches can just fucking kill a lion in one kick, those chases look pretty dicey

>> No.20195223

>>20195093
this feels like influencer food for people in the 50s

>> No.20195236 [DELETED] 
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>>20194455
>Have XXX older ones, but don't like to re post.

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File: 1.71 MB, 1080x1920, tradwife homecooked meal.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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File: 1.16 MB, 1194x690, chug leak.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.20195276 [DELETED] 
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>>20195252
>?

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File: 3.03 MB, 304x540, trad wife cooking pork.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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File: 3.83 MB, 356x540, yurt waifu.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.20195290

>>20194533
Definitely would. Also, she looks like she was crying before this video or something.

>> No.20195291
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File: 2.90 MB, 576x1024, eat the snout.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.20195293
File: 2.95 MB, 480x640, jap pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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File: 3.84 MB, 556x680, Queen 2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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File: 3.68 MB, 404x720, Making Gin.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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File: 2.96 MB, 400x718, emmett lafave searching for pearls in lake rumare.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>20195273
>tomboy
It looks like a male version of Bailey Jay.

>> No.20195317
File: 3.53 MB, 720x404, Fishing In Kenya.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.20195325
File: 3.96 MB, 404x720, Burger Problems.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.20195333
File: 2.97 MB, 640x360, tartare.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>20195093
The food looks decent but the people are all acting like apes. Even the staff.

>> No.20195337

The autist that reposts the same webms in the same order is back I see.

>> No.20195340

>>20193791
Is that the WH chef who went viral like 8 years ago?

>> No.20195392

>>20195311
NOT MY PROBLEM

>> No.20195520
File: 3.78 MB, 1080x610, look darling, it's Johnny Ringo.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>20195093
>>20195333
Similar vibes to this Norwegian zoo classic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EjKdGePaN8

>> No.20195833

>>20195109
im 99% sure that is a german youtube channel

>> No.20195839

>>20195109
>>20195833
oh nvm this is korean

>> No.20195855

>>20195173
a japanese sweet potato

>> No.20195889

>>20195194
Wtf

>> No.20195913

>>20195325
>because I'm on a diet?
I think I've just burnt 2000 kcal from laughter

>> No.20195934

>>20193791
it's always some BLACKED subgenre these americans

>> No.20195936
File: 3.12 MB, 576x1026, 1701578442354513.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>20195325
i did this at jersey mikes when i payed $19 and the sandwhich was put together by what looked like a toddler
startled a wild lesbian couple eating adjacent to me
it splatted almost identical to the video lol

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>> No.20196121

>>20195174
well that certainly was beef and cabbage soup

>> No.20196124

>>20195208
>wild burdock
>farmed

>> No.20196134

>>20195241
>>20195252
>>20195255
>>20195256
>>20195258
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>>20195268
>>20195270
>>20195272
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>>20195277
>>20195279
>>20195281
>>20195282
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>>20195285
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>>20195288
>>20195289
>>20195291
>>20195292
>>20195293
i fucking hate you

>> No.20196446

>>20195236
milk is stored in the leg in the leg

>> No.20196458

>>20195260
looks delicious, and the food even looks alright too. maybe hillbilly life isn't so bad

>> No.20196472

>>20195282
Nice tots

>> No.20196481

>>20193821
they are chinese anon. If they can get it for free, they will.

>> No.20196487

>>20193881
this video reminds me of the time I ate at my grandpa's house and my cousin scraped all of his vegetables into the trash saying "I hate vegetables" so my grandpa (who survived the great depression) shot him in the chest with a 12 gauge shotgun and killed him

>> No.20196491
File: 3.90 MB, 406x720, Tea Qi and Blood Soup Lavell Marshall (@americanhangai).webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.20196550
File: 2.51 MB, 1280x720, scraegg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
20196550

Scraegg

>> No.20196610

>>20193767

lol its funny they they just just let giant pissy ostriches roam the city

>> No.20196758

>>20195317
>fishing with a FN FAL
soul

>> No.20196881

>>20193791
Smh stupid cracka

>> No.20197010
File: 3.49 MB, 720x720, 1702682821384733.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.20197076

>>20195285
why does this arouse me?
she's fat as fuck, yet still has soft and smooth looking skin...
i want to rub my penis on her arm until i cum...

>> No.20197150
File: 3.56 MB, 480x854, 1694621160344618.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.20197151

>>20195340
No, he drowned in Obama's pond, remember?

>> No.20197184

>>20193884
This reads like a kuroni comic.

>> No.20197193

>>20193767
kek.
Ostrich burgers are great though

>> No.20197198
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, thai_face_foam.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.20197199
File: 28 KB, 750x371, rsz_cropped-frustrated_man_throwing_his_hands_up_in_the_air_fl40381.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>20193896
>the nogs pulling their shirts over their faces and running toward the destruction to loot at the end
Every goddamn time.

>> No.20197257
File: 3.88 MB, 720x404, Pork Jowl Medieval Pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.20197264
File: 3.58 MB, 720x404, GROUND BEEF AND CABBAGE.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.20197265 [DELETED] 

>>20195093
>same people that lose their minds over the hygiene in India don't bat an eye at the waiter squeezing the lemons with his bare hands

>> No.20197300

>>20197264
Why do so many videos like this use tiny pans
Use a fully-grown pan that's not appropriate

>> No.20197313

>>20195132
I make this about once a year but with dressing
Just mix a little oil, light soy or fish sauce, sesame oil, black sesame seed
A little goes a long way

>> No.20197317

>>20195266
That makes me feel better
I've had some hard times but JFC never anything like that

>> No.20197334

>>20193881
Not using a mirepoix or tomato paste or both is retarded but those freezer bottles are genious

>> No.20197424

>>20193821
the dragon always tries to poison the bird.

>> No.20197451
File: 2.85 MB, 460x350, 1611072336821.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.20197456

>>20197010
Why do they always act like absolute spazzes in these "assembling a plate in a food truck" videos?
It's like they want to make it look like they're super fast but they never are, they just do everything at a normal speed but while splashing shit everywhere by being extremely twitchy about it.

>> No.20197459

>>20197300
Because they're shot in hangar-like rooms with like 100 of these tables side by side.
Each has a very bright light shining on it from the top and a fake "counter" patterning to it to make it look like it's a countertop in a kitchen, but they're all tiny single-person filming stations in content farms where there's literally thousands of these being made in a single day.

>> No.20197478
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>>20197459
This is what some of them look like, but the majority are 100x as grim.

>> No.20197493

>>20195093
This and that Atlanta place that gets posted are the definition of bourgeois

>> No.20197501

>>20196491
incorrect captioning, fucking dragonkin.
when you're sick your qi and blood are stronger because it fights.
but non-humans wouldn't ever understand that.

>> No.20197502

>>20197493
Noveau riche, sure.
Bourgeois, not so much.

>> No.20197528

>>20195936
The jersey mike by me is fine but what you're describing is why I'll never go to penn station again. You can be the the only customer there and you'll wait 15min for a sandwich that looks like it was RTA'd by Michael J Fox

>> No.20197557

>>20196758
Thems is G3s

>> No.20197570

>>20197502
No, the clientele aren't rich at all it's lower middle to middle-middle class people splurging for one night to larp as the wealthy

>> No.20197591

>>20193884
God I wish that was me

>> No.20197629

>>20197459
>>20197478
grim. social media was a mistake.

>> No.20197644

>>20197076
SHe looks like a powerful sumo warrior

>> No.20197779

>>20195266
That's depressing. What a terrible addiction to have.

>> No.20197789

>>20195317
Why are bringing guns? Are pirates really going to steal fish from them?

>> No.20197792

>>20197779
its hell

>> No.20197822

>>20195268
That's a suicide

>> No.20197831

>>20195277
Would you an entire fifth of fireball?

>> No.20197842

8 legged yummy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66LYANF2ut8

>> No.20197858

>>20196550
Wow looks good

>> No.20197860

>>20197150
Anyone else notice the growth coming out of the back of his head?

>> No.20197868

>>20197501
This makes much moar sense, thanks for clarifying

>> No.20197871

>>20197860
I thought that meant he was blessed

>> No.20197883

>>20196487
Pwned

>> No.20197962

>>20193884
these cartel videos keep getting worse and worse

>> No.20197997

>>20196134
Love you anon

>> No.20198592

>>20194533
booba sexo

>> No.20198766
File: 2.89 MB, 640x360, Sriracha Maple Bacon Carrots.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
20198766

>>20197789
>Lake is shared with Ethiopia. Nets from each side get tangled together. new Dam reducing fish stocks.

>> No.20198773
File: 2.91 MB, 640x360, Quick-Soak Beans.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.20198775 [DELETED] 
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>> No.20198782

>>20198773
This is one is those things where the laws of cookery simply do not apply to my kitchen since I've never soaked any bean (except chickpeas and mungbeans) and they always come out perfect. 40 minutes in the electric pressure cooker or two hours on the hob. And isn't boiling then for only 2 minutes, like, really, really bad or something?

>> No.20198795
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>> No.20198802

>>20197570
Two of my neighbours do that. One complains about never having money and the other says that she's in her sixties, her kids are doing well in their lives and careers and she "ain't leavin'em shit" when she dies so she's spending what little extra cash she scrounges up from time to time to enjoy her retirement.
>fuck my kids!
Love her.

>> No.20198860
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>>20198782
Ya could be right?

>> No.20198869

>>20198802
>>fuck my kids!
It's such a strange sentiment to me. I guess I can see how someone would arrive to it, but to then outwardly share it is just bizzare as it almost certainly has the exact opposite effect that it's meant to have, but I guess there really isn't a way to easily justify it.

>> No.20198872
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>>20197193
Don't be picky.

>> No.20198873

>>20198860
Didn't even need to watch that all the way through to know the result will be a golden egg. Am I right?
You don't need a drill for that. Just two rubber bands and a long sleeve. Wrap one band near the middle of the sleeve tightly, put the egg in then wrap the second rubberband around the other side of the egg, a centimeter or two up, to make a pocket.
Now, remember when you've spun a towel tight to whip someone with it? Do that with the sleeve but instead of whipping, pull it straight so that it unwinds itself. Then repeat. After a few times, the egg will be golden once boiled.

>> No.20198881

>>20198869
No, she loves her kids, she was just being cheeky. Think of it as her was of saying "fuck leaving them an inheritance, they're doing better than I ever did and thank goodness for that; after raising four kids on my own and doing a good job of it, I deserve to spend what little I have to enjoy what time I have left on earth."
I can't fault her for that and she's just a fun old lady to talk to. Love her Southernisms.

>> No.20198891

>>20198766
Thanks for the info, anon.

>> No.20198904

>>20193778
>dumplings without the wrapper
Looks like shit yeah, but probably tastes fine.

>> No.20198916

>>20198881
That's fine then. I kind of suspected something like that might be the case as it's pretty tough for kids to outrun a poor upbringing, though merely being materially secure doesn't automatically mean they're doing fine. EIther way it's something shared genuinely and it's rather disturbing. Not having too much to leave to her kids makes sense if they're indeed having much better time than she ever did, meaning that whatever she could scramble wouldn't make much of a difference and dent in their lives either way.

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>> No.20198953
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>> No.20198954

>>20193862
she has to eat all those eggs

>> No.20198955 [DELETED] 

>>20198873
>found it...

>> No.20198962
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>>20198873
> I have that one TOO.

>> No.20198964

>>20195291
I want to lick the sweat off her face

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>?

>> No.20199050

>>20197789
What else are they gonna steal? They could take the boat and sell the other niggers as slaves I guess.

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>>20198973
>that dip

>> No.20199170

>>20195934
>americans
They're English.

>> No.20199218

>>20198976
>cook in a specific and cumbersome way for unique texture
>cover in sand and mash it into a paste anyway
What?

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>>20194669
https://youtu.be/jQ3dtClql9I?si=egz2rxkGX5wh_buK&t=246

>> No.20199642

>>20194540
She's using a serrated knife, sawing is the only path she can take

>> No.20199659

>>20195392
Where do you think seashells belong if not the sea?

>> No.20199674

>>20198953
Those yolks will be green and dry

>> No.20199703

>>20199659
in shells

>> No.20199730

>>20198962
This happened to me
Every egg was a broken mess inside
I was pissed

>> No.20199734

>>20197501
evil chi warlock hands typed this post

>> No.20199812

>>20195325
upset customer in mall tycoon

>> No.20200385

>>20194445
>>20194698
pipes under the sand

>> No.20200500

>>20193801
this looks fire

>> No.20200511

>>20193862
somebody get this poor lady a wheelbarrow or a cart or something

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>>20199256
id cram the whole block

>> No.20200527

>>20200516
sleep tite oinker

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>> No.20200550

>>20193862
cheerful duchess of the egg farm

>> No.20200672

>>20197010
most hygienic Indian sloppa I've seen
nice, would eat

>> No.20200829

>>20195074
Think of it like periods for women. If it's not fertilised, what's the point in keeping it?

>> No.20200968

>>20195266
its kinda sad but funny and bitch made at the same. making fake trash and putting in the sink? who puts a fucking water bottle in the sink anyway.

>> No.20200996

>>20198953
>water from mississippi river

makes your eggs taste like catfish

>> No.20201112

>>20195093
I have actually eaten there.
it was an experience to be sure but obviously not worth the price.

>> No.20201172
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>>20197478
>>20197459
What??????? Fuck man, I had no idea

>> No.20201180

>>20195285
>"Ling Ling, the dumplings! Fuck.

>> No.20201187

>>20195093
why do they keep purposely spilling the butter

>> No.20201196

>>20197010
Beyond how disgusting indians and their (lack) of hygiene is...why is all their food 1000 different brown liquids they pour on top of rice?

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>>20193767
>Tripped on the bike

>> No.20201272

>>20201196
>why is all their food 1000 different brown liquids they pour on top of rice?
It's not. If all you know about Indian food is from /ck/ you're obviously not getting the full picture.

>> No.20201285

>>20195260
>Crack pot
Yeah. But I guess the food is not that bad.

>> No.20201291

>>20196758
Biden america

>> No.20201302

>>20196491
All my qi and blood need is to caress my aspect between her cheeks.

>> No.20201355

>>20195266
nothing to see here just a dude rockin'

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>> No.20201383

>>20194669
>I would legitimately prefer to eat spam out of a can. And these people make fun of Western food for being a form of punishment.
seriously? thats steamed pork. its fresh and tastes fresh. its like a chinese meatloaf but steamed.

>> No.20201390

>>20194793
its steamed ground pork. its good.

>> No.20201394

>>20195181
its a herbal taste. boil it with chicken and ginger and salt and it tastes good for hangover.

>> No.20201401

>>20201383
>>20201390
why was there so much water added to it though? some people find steamed meat offputting but i was just wondering about all the water. is it supposed to be like a soup broth? just a braising liquid?

>> No.20201417

>>20195325
everyone behind the counter is african american.

>> No.20201430

>>20201401
>why was there so much water added to it though?
i think to keep it really moist.
https://www.siftandsimmer.com/chinese-steamed-pork-patty-yuk-beng-%E8%92%B8%E8%82%89%E9%A4%85/
>>20201401
>some people find steamed meat offputting but i was just wondering about all the water.
steamed meat without a proper way of cooking it IS offputting. lol. steamed beef sounds gross. But chinese eat lots of steamed fish and this steamed ground pork pie is good.
https://youtu.be/M2l1J9AxvkY?si=P7k27VGdFibC7bk7

>> No.20201433

>>20201401
dont think of it as a wet mealoaf, its different.
>>20201401
>steamed meat offputting
i know where youre coming from. But steamed seafood is good. steamed fish, crab and lobster and shrimp.

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https://twitter.com/bakusai_com/status/1756923192751567306
https://twitter.com/dominos_JP/status/1757032504828281217

>> No.20201479

>>20193767
>This land is peaceful, its inhabitants kind

>> No.20201954

>>20199256
>open box
>look, it's cheese
What a garbage webm. Why even fucking post it?

>> No.20201958

>>20201358
>ywn have the confidence of a lumpy femogre whose never been told just how unappealing she is
It hurts.

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>>20195266
>she's asking why I gagged
wouldn't it be like that every morning?

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>>20193887
>>20193975
>They thought it was a Frog.
>>20201401
>It's a post natal recipe.

>> No.20202145 [DELETED] 

>>20201954
Did YOU Read the file name, Check the link provided...
>Government cheese is processed cheese provided to welfare beneficiaries, Food Stamp recipients, and the elderly receiving Social Security in the United States, Part of His Story.

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>>20201954
Did YOU Read the file name, Check the link provided...
>Government cheese is processed cheese provided to welfare beneficiaries, Food Stamp recipients, and the elderly receiving Social Security in the United States, Part of His Story.

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>> No.20202537

>>20201958
Anon shes one of the most popular mommy film makers. Zoomers lover her Gyat

>> No.20202705

>>20198976
do americans really

>> No.20202852

>>20201457
Do italians really..?

>> No.20202862

>>20202127
This shit wastes more space and is more impractical than he just had regular, shelves.

>> No.20202877

>>20194533
BOOBA
O
O
B
A

>> No.20203064

>>20202127
>my slopevator breaks
>lose access to half my pantry

>> No.20203091

>>20195266
Jesus, I remember doing that at my worst, but that was also when I was in my early 20s and partying hard. I woke up to have fucked up it all was fast, thankfully, and sorted myself out
Crazy he's able to do that in his 40s

>> No.20203098

>>20198782
Yeah they gotta boil for 10 minutes to be safe

>> No.20203109

>>20195520
I see they are integrating well into the norwegian society.
If I squint I can't even tell the difference between them and native norwegians.

>> No.20203187

>>20193783
This is probably pretty good, recipe kinda started out as a gnocchi but turned very sweet.

>> No.20203364

>>20198782
theres a compound in kidney beans that breaks down in the hot water, but it takes some time
its one of the things that gives you an upset stomach if you eat undercooked beans

>> No.20203390

>>20195093
needs more oil

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>>20195174
a bowl of that on a cold winter night

>> No.20204168

>>20194533
Women shouldn't be allowed in the kitchen

>> No.20204281

>>20202862
correct. but his pantry is still better and cooler than yours.

>> No.20204382

>>20195173
Looks like a kumara to me

>> No.20204459

>>20202149
So what you're saying is the filename and that tidbit of green text provides far more information than the webm (which provides zero). Why did you feel it necessary to post the webm again?

>> No.20204473

>>20195093
Wasting food like this should be criminal

>> No.20204478

>>20195936
And then everyone clapped

>> No.20204501

>>20200516
From the thumbnail I thought the hotel bathroom chef was going to spit roast a suckling pig in there.

>> No.20204510

>>20197257
>Flute play intensifies
Nice to see Historical Italian Cooking getting some love.

>> No.20204516

>>20195317
>>20197789
It's in case Tyreese get the idea to do a sailby.

>> No.20204551

>>20196134
What the fuck is that (not (you))humour thread shititn' up bot/shill doing here?

>> No.20204561

>>20201457
終わりました

>> No.20204565

>>20193862
Is this how the egg fort was originally built?

>> No.20204585

>>20195966
Hey, the eyes are positioned correctly!

>> No.20204646

>>20194533
Woah TITS!

>> No.20204692

>>20195173
the kind that is better than the orange ones

>> No.20204701

>>20193767
The large ones could easily kill people with a kick

>> No.20204711

>>20193767
Omg DINOS

>> No.20204715

>>20194533
Not watching it, slut.

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>> No.20204751

>>20195194
>catfish destroying India
kek, why did they bring them there in the first place?

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>> No.20204753

>>20195217
you're thinking of a cassowary

>> No.20204756

>>20193778
ok flavor. fucking disgusting texture though. what if you added more ingredients then seared the shit out of it at the end?

>> No.20204761

>>20199674
and you are correct.I had this at school back in elementary and everytime the yolks were green

>> No.20204763

>>20199059
>feet touched ground before the lemonade
i wish she didnt do that

>> No.20204772

>>20195325
>extra ketchup
>get extra ketchup
....

>> No.20204822
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>> No.20204833

>>20204772
stop making fun of her just because she's on a diet

>> No.20204839

>>20204824

babyfood wrapped in tortilla. absolutely no texture what so ever

>> No.20204840

>>20202176

stink up the entire house with this one neat recipe!

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>> No.20204866

>>20204752
>glass fryingpan
I'm surprised this got past the manufacturing phase with no one pointing out how dumb it is.

>> No.20204868

>>20194533
I would fill her with my white offspring.

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>>20204866

>> No.20204873
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>> No.20204879

>>20199703
INTERLINKED

>> No.20204880

>>20204833
is her diet plan to gain weight?

>> No.20204881

>>20197076
I think you've confused your natural fear of being eaten with arousal.

>> No.20204882
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>> No.20204887

>>20204880
she's bulking

>> No.20204889

>>20196491
I don't know nothing about no keys other than I have way too many and most don't go to my car.

>> No.20204926

>>20202852
Thats a japannese.

>> No.20205380

>>20198948
>fried

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>> No.20206072

>>20204753
Considering cassowaries are on a different continent to lions, I doubt that's true.

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>> No.20206177

>>20193791
I want crab pizza now

>> No.20206314

>>20194425
the heat of the rice cooks the fish

>> No.20206397

>>20194425
It says right there. To add depth of flavor

>> No.20206824

>>20201272
And yet given the opportunity to enlighten everyone along with your assertion, you don't. Would have been super easy to tack on something showing more than brown liquid over rice. You know, to show us the full picture.

>> No.20207062

>>20200829
You try stealing a woman's tampon and see how it goes