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What do dwarves eat?

>> No.20183490

>>20183486
ur mom lol

>> No.20183497

Denny's Hobbit Hole Breakfast

>> No.20183503

>>20183490
fpbp and it's probably in the books and a fuckton of nerds has it all cataloged in some fucking wiki go there and you tell us

>> No.20183505

>>20183497
Denny's hobbit hole breakfast?

>> No.20183506
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>>20183486
Meat off the bone and ale. Idk Gimli literally said this in the movies.

>> No.20183508

>>20183486
Canonically dwarves eat rocks

>> No.20183515
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>>20183486
Beer.
Cats.
Roasts.

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>>20183486
They live underground, so I'd guess they farm moles or something.

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>>20183505
you heard me

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>>20183517
I would try mole.

>> No.20183522

The ones near me seem to mostly eat (and make) tacos.

>> No.20183526

>>20183506
Those turkey and potatoes looks so good. It's been so long since I've had right and proper turkey

>> No.20183529

>>20183518
>$5.99
What happened?

>> No.20183536

>>20183506
I could go for a good Denny's meal. It's been too long. Denny's is so relaxing.

>> No.20183554

OP, if you want to know what dwarves eat, even though this only tangentially, and in the most laughably stupid is considered on topic in the food & cooking forum...
it's your mom's pussy
Dwarves eat your mother's pussy and then they fuck your mom in front of your dad, and they laugh as he cries while they creampie her pussy and anus, and squirt loads all over her body
Your mom is a slut for dwarves

I'm not taking this seriously because this thread was cursed from the moment OP created it. Like when OP's mom gave birth to OP

>> No.20183571

>>20183554
I do say you do deserve this up vote my good sir!

>> No.20183586

>>20183520
They're mammals, so you could milk them as well. Given the quality of Dwarven craftsmanship I'd bet their cheeses are French level.

>> No.20183589

>>20183518
wtf do any of those things have to do with hobbits?

>> No.20183651

>>20183486
Game meat, like venison, boars, etc.
Root vegetables, like potatoes radishes and such.
And mushrooms, of course, since they like the underground.

>> No.20183654

>>20183651
Oh, and they love ale and beer also.

>> No.20183666

>>20183518
Why would dwarves eat hobbit food?
>>20183651
>>20183654
How doth thu know all of this?

>> No.20183672

>>20183486
rocks probably

>> No.20183713

>>20183672
Well, which kind of rocks?

>> No.20183846

>>20183486
Dwarves live in the mountains, so how would they grow food? Where would they hunt? It doesn't add up.

>> No.20183855

>>20183666
>How doth thu know all of this?
Dwarves in Middle Earth are based on Norse mythology and Germanic folklore, and in those sources, they are often depicted as big fans of meat, ale, mead, beer, root veggies, barley, rye, wheat, honey, berries from forests.
Just imagine what some cave dwelling miners in the forest would eat in antiquity.

>> No.20183859

>>20183846
They buy meat and vegetables with their gold

>> No.20183860

>>20183486
cum