50th birthday soon

[Anonymous No.20155630]

any ideas for dinner?
u turn fifty only once

[Anonymous No.20155633]

>>20155630
If I was using 4chan at 50 years old I'd probably eat a bullet for dinner

[Anonymous No.20155636]

>>20155630
A bison burger with lots of pickles.

[Anonymous No.20155637]

>>20155633

[Anonymous No.20155638]

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[Anonymous No.20155639]

>>20155633
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk7Aatafk3Q

[Anonymous No.20155690]

>>20155633
literally. its for 17-30 year olds

[Anonymous No.20155694]

>>20155690
I thought the same thing when I was your age, but here I am in my mid 30s.

[Anonymous No.20155695]

>>20155630
Cheeseburger, french fries, a giant slice of German Chocolate Cake

[Anonymous No.20155698]

>>20155630
50 eggs

[Anonymous No.20155701]

>>20155694
can u like even cook or are you in a wheelchair or something

[Anonymous No.20155702]

>50 nuggies and 5 different dipping sauces
>Slab of beer
>Frozen pizza

[Anonymous No.20155703]

>>20155690
4chan is over 20 years old

[Anonymous No.20155704]

>>20155701
I Bond Burgered your sister last night? Does that count? You little shit scrubber.

[Anonymous No.20155709]

>>20155690

>hit 30
>well happy birthday anon
>dont forget to stop visiting that mongolian basket weaving forum youve been going on to daily for 12 years
>you wouldnt want the anons to think youre a loser now, would you?

[Anonymous No.20155713]

>>20155633
I’m not far off 60. You do understand that some of us were using the internet before you were born? Who do you think made it for you? Lol.
>>20155630
For my 50th my three sons and my wife took me to Sizzler for all you can eat. On the way back home we drove straight through an intersection with a green light when a car sped through and hit us and killed both my wife and 2 sons. My third son recovered in hospital but now has permanent Down’s syndrome and hasn’t been the same ever since.

[Anonymous No.20155714]

>>20155633
cute he thinks you can actually escape

[Anonymous No.20155721]

>>20155713
>now has permanent Down’s syndrome
the car crash gave him an extra chromosome? did it come from one of your dead children, or your dead wife?

[Anonymous No.20155723]

>>20155721
The driver who crashed into us had aids.

[Anonymous No.20155725]

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[Anonymous No.20155726]

>>20155723
Why would his aids let him drive? Tard wranglers are supposed to wrangle tards.

[Anonymous No.20155729]

>>20155723
Wow, hilarious.
>>20155721
The driver was under the influence. He survived the accident and served a long prison sentence. However it wasn’t until later that we learnt that he had aids.

[Anonymous No.20155736]

>>20155704
i dont have sister :(

[sooo No.20155747]

>>20155709
yepperz
post ur bday cake or bday beer or whatever you have and then scram

[Anonymous No.20155750]

>>20155630
You're the prime BBQ Master age. Go forth and throw a shrimp on the barbie.

[Anonymous No.20155912]

>>20155713
Same thing happened to my nephew, Michael-Joseph.

[Anonymous No.20155917]

>>20155630
You should ask your mommy to buy you a new keyboard for your birthday. Your Shift key seems to be broken.

[Anonymous No.20155980]

>>20155633
>he thinks he's not here forever
point at laugh at this adorable zoomer

[Anonymous No.20156018]

>>20155630
Where do you live? You should go to one of those kitchy churrascaria places. But heed my warning old man, you better make damn sure it's the most expensive, nicest place you can find. God help you if you cheap out. It's pretty fun if you do it right, but you better plan to spend hundreds of $$$ for this dinner, or don't do it at all.

[Anonymous No.20156075]

>>20155630
do coke and mdma

[Anonymous No.20156145]

>>20155690
17-year-olds aren't allowed on 4chan, sweetie.

[Anonymous No.20156202]

>>20155630
If you are still adventurous I'd go for a trip to a 3rd world country, enter one of the egg forts and do a photoshot there. Then indulge in some egg streetfood and alcohol (to increase your chances of not shitting your guts out).

[Anonymous No.20156978]

>>20156202
Is alcohol really effective for that usage?

[Anonymous No.20157036]

>>20155633
Don't worry you will get there fast and you will not be married or have kids either.

[Anonymous No.20157134]

>>20155630
Happy birthday, oldfag. May you have many happy years.

You could make lamb shanks

[Anonymous No.20157171]

>>20155630
Well happy birthday! Where do you live and are you going to invite someone? For my fiftieth birthday I think we went out to a nice Chinese place, then came home for cake and ice cream. Oh, and I'm 62, married with kids and have been shitposting since the early 80s when it was BBS's and net news. Nice having a job that pays six figures and lets you work from home most days of the week. Well, break is over so back to work.

[Anonymous No.20157181]

>>20155633
That's what I used to think but I'm 36 now and have been on here since age 20 or so. I'm not leaving any time soon

[Anonymous No.20157253]

>>20155633
oops it’s the cutoff date for using this website i guess i better stop and go to reddit like i’m supposed to!!!

[Anonymous No.20157455]

I usually like a ribeye for my birthday but if i survive to 50 i might do something special and finally try a filet minion