/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.20137133]

I am about to try this habanero sauce my girlfriend has in her house.

I probably made a mistake bh telling her parents that I eat spicy food without knowing they were huge hot sauce lovers

[Anonymous No.20137143]

XXXTRAA HOT is the best one.

[Anonymous No.20137392]

>>20137133
That one's pretty great, but >>20137143
is correct. The Mayan sauce slaps.
Really you can't go wrong with any El Yucateco. I don't like the black label one personally but the Mayan sauce more than makes up for it

[Anonymous No.20137418]

bros... I had too much ANALIZE THIS

I don't think I'm gonna make it to tomorrow remember me

[Anonymous No.20137484]

That's a good one, tasty and inexpensive

[Anonymous No.20137563]

>>20137133
OMG HOT SHAWSH!!!!

[Anonymous No.20137568]

>>20137133
>I probably made a mistake bh telling her parents that I eat spicy food without knowing they were huge hot sauce lovers
Fucking dumbass...
Think of this as a life lesson: words and actions have motherfucking consequences

[Anonymous No.20137570]

>>20137133
It's not painfully hot. You'll be fine.

>>20137563
Dudes who seethe about hot sauce are even worse than hot sauce obsessives.

[Anonymous No.20137581]

>>20137570
>Dudes who seethe about hot sauce are even worse than hot sauce obsessives.
>because ... oh wait, was I supposed to explain this shit to people?
>ooga booga me be retard

[Anonymous No.20137587]

>>20137581
your hobby is hating people that don't know you exist

[Anonymous No.20137593]

>>20137587
>your hobby is hating people that don't know you exist
Nice comeback. And yet, it addresses none of the issues I raised.
Good job, ya fucking retard
Keep on insulting me. It will only prove to everyone else that you can't defend your fucking argument

[Anonymous No.20137602]

>>20137581
Most hot sauce collection guys are huge dorks, but they can still be fun to hang out with. Drinking beers, making something like quesadillas, and trying different hot sauces on them is usually a good time. Dudes who whine and seethe about stuff aren't fun to hang out with. Eating stuff is fun. Listening to bitching and whining isn't.

>>20137593
That guy wasn't even me, lol

[Anonymous No.20137613]

>>20137602
>That guy wasn't even me, lol
Who gives a fuck?
The guy that posted that should respond, unless he is a coward that is hiding behind the "That guy wasn't even me lol" excuse

[Anonymous No.20137625]

here is the objetively better hot sauce. Only fags in denial will contradict this. If you know, you know

[Anonymous No.20137627]

>>20137613
I can't imagine why anyone would want to hang out with a hot sauce obsessive instead of seething man

[Anonymous No.20137635]

>>20137627
>I can't imagine why anyone would want to hang out with a hot sauce obsessive instead of seething man
What does this even mean?
I don't speak retard
Can someone translate this into American or British English?

[Anonymous No.20137636]

>>20137392

i thought the black label one was a bit odd too. its like smokey rice vinegary almost.

[Anonymous No.20137642]

>>20137635
You seem like a really pleasant and cheerful guy. I'm surprised people would rather spend time with someone into hot sauce rather than spend time with you.

[Anonymous No.20137647]

>>20137642
>You seem like a really pleasant and cheerful guy. I'm surprised people would rather spend time with someone into hot sauce rather than spend time with you.
Autism alert! This anon is clearly resting comfortably on the spectrum!
Mental retardation alert! All autists are mentally inferior!

[Anonymous No.20137656]

>>20137647
stop samefaging faggot, you're fucking obivous

[Anonymous No.20137856]

>>20137625
Its okay, but it has 0 heat. So if you're looking for something with a kick you're out of luck.

[Anonymous No.20137860]

>>20137133
I've had that and the strangley CIA nigger green one, both actually quite good, good flavor and nice eat. Had mine on fish tacos. I think you'll be fine OP if this isn't bait.
Thanks for reading my blog.

[Anonymous No.20138063]

>>20137133
This is a potential problem. Unless you nut up and eat it like it's something you do every day, the folks are going to be calling you a bitch, behind your back.

[Anonymous No.20138323]

>>20137625
This sucks dude

[Anonymous No.20138384]

>>20137570
>Dudes who seethe about hot sauce are even worse than hot sauce obsessives.

[Anonymous No.20138413]

hot sauce rules. el yucateco is a'ight, the red triple x habanero i believe was the spiciest of the four/five at walmart but it's still a sauce you get at fucking walmart so the burn is maybe a hot cheeto.

[Anonymous No.20138430]

What is it about hot sauce that triggers some anons so much?

[Anonymous No.20138599]

>>20137133

[Anonymous No.20138678]

>>20137133
yucateco is my favorite.
it's definitely hot if youre not used to habanero-based hot sauces.
good luck op.

[Anonymous No.20138782]

>>20138599
jason blaha

[Anonymous No.20140446]

>>20137133
goes great on fried eggs, i use it as the salsa in huevos rancheros. super hot