When's the last time you cleaned your fridge?

[Anonymous No.20133545]

Nothing like fridge day.
Got myself down to only the essentials.
How's your fridge looking?

[Anonymous No.20133551]

>>20133545
The syrup harem.

[Anonymous No.20133568]

I bought a gas mask to clean out my fridge because there's stuff in there I can't even look at without gagging (e.g. year old thai basil squid). It's so full of expired shit I can barely fit anything new. Maybe tonight after work I'll finally start working on it.

[Anonymous No.20133573]

>>20133545
Deep cleaned it a few weeks ago. Put my drawers and shelves in the dishwasher and bleached/soap scrubbed the interior. It's easier to be careful and avoid creating messes in the fridge in the first place than cleaning it later, but cleaning it isn't hard. My parents were food hoarders for a long time when I was growing up and we would keep food for weeks longer than it was good. Mom kept over-buying food because she grew up without. Dad didn't cook so he just raided it for what he wanted or for half and half for his coffee. Unlearning their habits has taken a good long while. You can really learn a lot about a person from their fridge.

[Anonymous No.20133950]

>>20133545
Kek why don't you finish the oldest one before buying more? I've never had more than one syrup bottle at a time

[Anonymous No.20133956]

>>20133551
>le corn syrup
get maple, you poorfag cunt

[Anonymous No.20133961]

>>20133956
It's not my syrup nor is it my fridge you retarded cunt. Crawl back into your mother's womb and grow a brain.

[Anonymous No.20133984]

>>20133961
>*farts straight into your mouth*

[Anonymous No.20133989]

>>20133950
>Kek why don't you finish the oldest one before buying more?
Pay attention, there are two different types, and labels indicating different vintages. More importantly, it's all authentic Aunt Jemima syrup before the "Pearl Milling Co" fiasco, so he'll probably keep those bottles for decades to remember what the real thing tasted like. I've heard about some pseuds buying old bottles on Ebay and refilling them with Pearl Milling's vile ooze, but real Jemimaheads will always know.

[Anonymous No.20134014]

>>20133984
*it was a mirage*
*teleports behind you with my twin katana blades*
*stabs u in the ballz*
I SAID BACK THE FUCK OFF!!?!?!??!!!???
*teleports in front of you*
YOU ARE FINISHED!
*punches your entire body faster than the speed of light*
*grabs you by the troat and and throws you into the sun*
Heh.. I thought you'd put up more of a fight than that.........
*lights up a cigarette*
Ahhh....
*diapers in fog*

[None !Faggot//tM No.20134084]

>>20133545
hey luv r u ok??

[Anonymous No.20134088]

>>20133551
Horse syrups.
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all night.

[Anonymous No.20134089]

>>20133545
A thorough clean about once every 3 months unless there's a spill.

Last time was right before we left for our vacation in mid-december.

[Anonymous No.20134095]

my maid does that

[Anonymous No.20134096]

>>20133568
Step 1: get a roll of GREAT quality and hearty garbage bags.
Step 2: get dishwashing or surgical gloves
Step 3: get a fresh pack of Scotch Brite/scrubdaddies
Step 4: catharsis

Pic is a representation of how much of a gain in sanity you will experience after thr cleaning.

All in all, you probably won't spend more than an hour cleaning out your fridge.

[Anonymous No.20134103]

>>20134088
I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.20134107]

Needs better diversity.

[Anonymous No.20134138]

>>20134103
think harder, bitch.

[Anonymous No.20134145]

>>20133545
Couple weeks ago. I have a lot of opened sauces and jars that I have no idea what to do with and can't bring myself to throw it out. So I'm just waiting until I can cook or trash some stuff in the fridge so it can be tidier

[Anonymous No.20134155]

>>20134145
>so it can be tidier
This is autism.

[Anonymous No.20134203]

>>20133545
Never forget what they took from you.

[Anonymous No.20134215]

>>20134155
Yes
And I love it

[Anonymous No.20134221]

>>20134203
>no longer have to see brown faces in my kitchen
based?

[Anonymous No.20134234]

>>20133950
Sometimes you have a bottle in the pantry, then you have one that fell over in the back of the fridge, then you have one in one camping supplies, and you realize all this after you just bought a new one.

[Anonymous No.20134243]

>>20133950
One is Butter Lite (contains no butter), one is Butter Rich Syrup (contains no butter), and two are original flavor. The real question is why he has two bottles of original.

[Anonymous No.20134251]

>Anon's goon fridge
My main fridge died so I bought a little mini fridge that's eternally over full but I guess it means I can't hoard leftovers that noone is going to eat like I used to. I've got some steak in there right now I think I'm going to try and make some beef jerky with a dehydrator that I hardly ever use.

[Anonymous No.20134885]

>>20133551
fpbp

[Anonymous No.20134903]

>>20134221
B-b-but my queso waifu

[Anonymous No.20134993]

>>20133545
Cleaned it last month. Did a leftover clear put a few days ago. Due for another one.
>>20134203
>all that's left is an old colonia white guy and furry cereal macots

[Anonymous No.20135012]

I usually only clean mine once a year.
Combination of being lazy and usually not wanting to commit to it unless the weather outside is cold enough to leave my crap out there.

[Anonymous No.20135015]

test

[Anonymous No.20135033]

>>20135015
Sorry buddy, you're still here.

[Anonymous No.20135041]

>>20135015
icles

[Anonymous No.20136456]

>>20134096

[Anonymous No.20136539]

>>20135015
>>20135041
Gottem

[Anonymous No.20136937]

>>20136456
It's worth pointing out that all those little black dots are dead fruit flies. I don't even know how fruit flies can survive long enough to reproduce in a fridge/freezer. Kind of makes me think the temperature is so low everything must be spoiled.

[Anonymous No.20136959]

>>20136937
You might want to get a mini fridge because that one is rough shape. It would also be easier to keep track of the food in there.

[Anonymous No.20136968]

>>20133545
I haven't cleaned it in the three years since I bought it. I've never spilled anything in there, and I chuck out shit well before it starts decomposing.

[Anonymous No.20137348]

>>20133545
Not in years.
The chill of the fridge calms the bacteria.

[Anonymous No.20137361]

>>20137348
Maybe you should give the bacteria voting rights if you don't want them to act out?

[Anonymous No.20137364]

I will tonight. I've got very little food in my fridge:
>milk, cream, OJ, water container, a couple cans of beer
>eggs, ground beef, sausage
>cheese (parmesan, pecorino romano, shredded cheddar, etc.)
>cream cheese blocks (was planning on making basque cheesecake)
>hot sauce, gochujang, mustard, and a barbecue sauce bottle

[Anonymous No.20137624]

>>20137364
Post Pic

[Anonymous No.20138165]

>>20133545
I need to give it a good scrub, old items are removed already
>>20133568
How did it take you so long?

[Anonymous No.20138180]

>>20136456
And I thought my gf's families fridge was bad

[Anonymous No.20138187]

>>20136456
oh, we feastin tonight senpai

[Anonymous No.20138756]

>>20138165
>how did it take you so long?
Like anything else, it's a combination of circumstances. Most notably alcoholism and autism. There's other things too, but they'd probably seem like minor issues if you don't understand the first two points.