/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.20095205]

>Ask African girl out on date
>Try to impress her by finding a restaurant of the cuisine of her country so she can show me her favorite dishes and teach me more about her culture
>Turns out the owners are from a rival ethnic group with a history of mutual genocide and they spend the whole night arguing

[Anonymous No.20095210]

>>20095205
Niggers kill each other because they live on the other side of this street, that river, wearing a color they don't like, etc etc.
That's niggers, dude. Welcome to them. Try not to stay too long

[Anonymous No.20095245]

>>20095205
All I want to know is what her asshole smelled like

[Anonymous No.20095983]

Nigger

[Anonymous No.20095991]

>>20095205
I don't believe this but this is multi-layered funny

[Anonymous No.20095994]

>>20095205
>he doesn't expose the tutsie liars
ngmi

[Anonymous No.20096005]

>>20095991
I used to work with a Nigerian lady, this is a thing that happens
BTW some Africans are actually based, she redpilled me on (((things)))

[Anonymous No.20096033]

>>20096005
I believe this could happen, I just don't believe an anon took a woman out on a date

[Anonymous No.20096279]

>>20096033
Fair.

[Anonymous No.20096284]

>>20096033
Maybe she was one of those special ones with cute feminine cocks.

[Anonymous No.20096304]

>>20096033
Yeah she spoke the most beautiful French and was married to some ambassador
She said shit like "(((they))) put a curse on the Congo they will never recover for a thousand years
Also we had these stupid mandatory potlucks and she'd bring foods like riz gras with braised chicken or pulled beef that was so spicy almost no one could eat it so she'd just take all the leftovers home for herself

[Anonymous No.20096425]

>>20095205
>African girl
Imagine the fucking smell.