/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.20091436]

What's /ck/'s last meal?

[Anonymous No.20091439]

Let's just get it over with.

[Anonymous No.20091438]

>>20091436
1 dry weetabix

[Anonymous No.20091446]

>>20091436
I would fast. Or I would eat my executioner's wife's pussy. He cannot legally deny my request.

[Anonymous No.20091450]

suck off a feminine penis

[Anonymous No.20091453]

>>20091436
Grilled cheese

[Anonymous No.20091454]

>>20091436
Big fucking bucket of nasty, greasy, salty, fake-as-hell buttery movie theater popcorn.

[Anonymous No.20091455]

>>20091446
actually he can.

[Anonymous No.20091461]

>>20091438
>I have severe depression
So sorry, fren.

[Anonymous No.20091466]

One of everything off the Taco Bell menu so when they flip the switch they'll have to clean up all the burnt shit when I void my bowels everywhere as I die.

[Anonymous No.20091469]

>>20091466
they stuffed your butt with cotton or made you wear a diaper

[Anonymous No.20091470]

>>20091436
>Lasagna
>Boylan Grape soda

[Anonymous No.20091473]

>>20091469
Diaper is SOP.

[Anonymous No.20091474]

>>20091461
nigga im about to be injected with deathjuice ofc im gonna be depressed

[Anonymous No.20091475]

Not even being edgy but I want to try human flesh. I just don't know which muscle would be tender and juicy. I think a leg muscle would be too tough so maybe a gluteus maximus or a pectoral muscle.

[Anonymous No.20091481]

[Anonymous No.20091486]

>>20091481

[Anonymous No.20091487]

>>20091436
food

[Anonymous No.20091492]

>>20091486
kek

[Anonymous No.20091836]

>>20091436
I want a cheese melt.... with kimch and some unmeltable cheese, cooked in a rustic 19th century fireplace actually no just fucking kill me now

[Anonymous No.20091845]

>>20091436
>blames the social media guy for the grilled cheese
KEK what a bitch

[Anonymous No.20091936]

>>20091836
lol wtf

[Anonymous No.20092009]

I'd go for some peated whiskey, earthly peat tones would get me into the mood for going 6 feet under. Idk what food though to keep with the theme, something that isn't related to living in some way.

[Anonymous No.20092040]

>>20091436
a 24 package of these

[Anonymous No.20092279]

2 slices of 'za from a local place
cheesy gordita crunch no lettuce add tomato
whopper with onion rings
20 nuggets from wendys
a steak taco with pico de gallo, corn salsa, cheese, and a little cilantro
a fatty underblade steak with Montreal steak seasoning and a red wine pan sauce
cheesy and chive mashed taters
a king sized butter finger
yellow monster rehab
coke zero
all while I watch my favorite movies and shows

[Anonymous No.20092386]

1 large cheese stuffed crust pizza from Pizzahut (plain cheese because i'm just eating the crust)
2L of A&W rootbeer
1 pint of French vanilla bean ice cream (to make a float)
cheese nachos (habanero cheddar)
SouthWest egg roll from Chili's
spicy salmon roll (extra wasabi,soy and ginger because i don't want to taste no yucky fish)

[Anonymous No.20092392]

small three cheese pizza from red swan, a bottle of white wine (black cat), a tall can of peach peace tea, and a costco tiramisu
if I'm allowed I'd also want a single cigarette (b&H deluxe 100
it's my last meal, I want something comforting that I like; I'm not trying to impress the prison guards with this shit

[Anonymous No.20092401]

> I'm not trying to impress the prison guards with this shit
i think most of our post were pretty basic comfort foods

[Anonymous No.20092406]

>>20092392
Zevulon the Great.

[Anonymous No.20092530]

>>20091469
They can clean my burnt coom then.

[Anonymous No.20092539]

A five pound bag of sugarfree gummy bears to have the most unbelievable gastric exorcism.

[Anonymous No.20093515]

>>20091436
ravioli with prosciutto and truffle sauce. medium rare steak with mushroom truffle sauce and potatoes. chocolate soufle with vanilla ice cream for desert. rakija for the digestive

[Anonymous No.20093524]

>>20091439
>ramen
>3 health star rating
what kind of shitty ratings are this?

[Anonymous No.20093908]

>>20091436
Fried Shrimp
Fried Catfish
Hushpuppies
Gumbo
Butter Crackers
Fried Okra
Dill Pickles
Pickled Jalapenos
Texas Toast
Vanilla Ice Cream
1 pitcher each Unsweet Tea, Milk, and Dublin Dr. Pepper

[Anonymous No.20093918]

>>20091466

[Anonymous No.20094138]

>>20093918
Oh, thanks for reminding me. I'll take 4 chicken quesaritos with diablo sauce, coffee and a glass of water with a tablespoon of baking soda mixed in.

[Anonymous No.20094141]

>>20091436
Lots of beans. I’m gonna gas the whole building before going.

[Anonymous No.20094142]

Yankee Pot Roast (carrots, potatoes, onions)
Loaded Iceberg Salad (cherry tomatoes, bacon bits, shredded cheddar cheese, sourdough croutons)
AT LEAST 2 bottles of Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing
loaf of fresh French Bread w/ margarine
pitcher of Ice water
gallon of Whole Milk
as many Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and Mixed Gummy Candies as the budget will allow for

Eat while watching Family Guy (any season)

[Anonymous No.20094274]

>>20091436
Salmon
6 Cups of Jasmine White Rice
A Small Pan Made Pizza with pepperoni and pineapple as toppings
2 Whoppers from Burger King
Family Size box with Popeyes fries
Fried Shrimp
Biscuits from Red Lobster
Peanut Butter and Cookies and Cream Icecream
1 Coke, 3 Redbulls

[Anonymous No.20094307]

>>20091436
CHEESEBOEGER

[Anonymous No.20094328]

>>20091436
grilled cheese

[Anonymous No.20094341]

French Onion Soup
cup of Turkey Chowder
Chicken Paillard topped with baby arugula on a lemon-thyme risotto.
glass of Jordan Alexander Valley Cabernet
fresh baked Apple Galette on vanilla ice cream
one American Spirit, yellow

[Anonymous No.20094380]

>>20094341
Based, the American Spirit to top it all off. Never had any of the stuff you listed except vanilla icecream, but it all sounds really good.

[Anonymous No.20094417]

>>20094380
had that exact meal once before in my life, the only meal where I had absolutely no critique, it was just perfect. would recommend any of it if you get a chance

[Anonymous No.20094488]

>>20094380
never had french onion soup? gotta fix that anon

[Anonymous No.20094490]

>>20094417
I don't even know where to find to get this stuff, but I'd love to someday.
>>20094488
Never had it before, any idea where to get it?

[Anonymous No.20094525]

>>20094490
you make it
its very simple just so caramelized onions in beef broth with a crouton/s and a slice of provolone cheese melted over the top
optionally add a roast beef sandwich to dip in the broth

[Anonymous No.20094530]

>>20091475
what you want is a succulent shoulder cut, a nice deltoid

[Anonymous No.20094711]

red cabbage salad with a bunch of vegetables and a shitload of cheddar cheese, vinegar, and garlic

[Anonymous No.20094769]

5 liters of prune juices
hehehe get it? 5 liters of prune juices! that way when I die I'll leave a huge liquid bowel movement that they'll have to clean up! hehehe

[Anonymous No.20094777]

>>20091436
A single glass of water from the mountain spring near the village I was born, in the Balkans.

[Anonymous No.20094871]

>>20093524
The star ratings here in Australia are downright retarded. Pic related contains 41g of sugar and gets a 4 star health rating.

[Anonymous No.20094985]

>>20091486
Absolute classic.

[Anonymous No.20095568]

>20 of my grandma's ravioli
>hummus and bell peppers
>torta della nonna or tiramisù
at least, this is what I feel like eating now lol

[Anonymous No.20096311]

>>20094777
soul

[Anonymous No.20096335]

>>20093515
You ruined an otherwise patrician meal with the rakija. Should've been a brandy or scotch.

[Anonymous No.20096345]

10 lbs. of Japanese A5 Wagyu tenderloins
20 to 25 servings of saffron rice
2 gallons of fresh guacamole
a bowl of caviar
3 gallons of raw goat milk
3 plates of fresh Pacific squid

And I'm eating none of it.

[Anonymous No.20096498]

>>20091486
This post is like a time machine back to 2008

[Anonymous No.20096513]

>>20091486
Damn. Yeah my old /b/ era

[Anonymous No.20096552]

>>20091436
A grilled cheese with the cheese melted fully, cooked by Gordon Ramsay.

>LOOKS LIKE YOU'LL NEVER BE EXECUTING ME, CUNTS

[Anonymous No.20096556]

>>20091446
Pretty sure the whole last meal thing comes with a "go fuck yourself if we think you're being a faggot" clause. Your last meal ain't a legal requirement, they just do it to be nice.

[Anonymous No.20096564]

>>20096556
Given that it's a coo making the decision, and a prison cop to boot, it's more like a "go fuck yourself if it would require the slightest bit of effort from me" clause most places.

[Anonymous No.20096572]

>>20096564
If you've ever seen pictures of some last meals you'd know just how wrong you are. In some places they'll give you full blown lobster and T-bone at the same time, but if say you wanna eat the executioner's wife's pussy they'll say here's your rump steak and fries you faggot, now sit in the chair.

[Anonymous No.20096594]

A baby.

[Anonymous No.20096602]

>>20091466
The "last meal" isn't actually the last meal. The condemned don't go to the execution immediately after eating. They might have another meal or two before then.

[Anonymous No.20096632]

>>20091436
>5 cups of black coffee
>1 crab rangoon

[Anonymous No.20097659]

>>20096602
It depends, sometimes they do it day-of
it's just never right before or anything like that, as some people seem to think

[Anonymous No.20097676]

>>20091436
Unmelted grilled cheese

[Anonymous No.20097735]

>>20091436
Spicy, garlicky red lentil soup with herbed mozzarella sticks for dipping.
Crispy rotisserie chicken with roasted lemon potatoes.
Cherry cheesecake with a crushed cashew topping.
Monster Ultra Rosa and a Monster Peachy Keen.

[Anonymous No.20097798]

>>20091845
why can’t he just humbly admit he fucked up a grilled cheese
“i blame the fact that i cooked it in a fireplace like an apehead” > “uhh it was the social media guy’s fault”

[Anonymous No.20098772]

>>20091436
navajo style southwestern white beans n chicken stew 8oz.
navajo bread (2)
fried shrimps (8)
hot crawdads (8)
8oz. ashe reshte
8oz. split pea soup
2 flautas de pollo
2 enchiladeas de pollo con salsa verde
1/2Lb nebraska style cornbread baked by voluptous naked nebraska farmgirl

id be ready for seconds then perhaps a complementary serving of doom

[Anonymous No.20098962]

>>20091436
A bucket of oranges.

[Anonymous No.20098985]

7 espressies I want to amped for Jesus. Or the other guy, I guess if I got the death penalty

[Anonymous No.20099043]

>>20091475