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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>cook this for breakfast for gf
>gf bursts into tears
>"nobody's ever made me breakfast in bed why are you so nice to me"
>it's literally chinese pasta, eggs and leftover curry

When is the last time you've cooked breakfast to someone you cared about and what was it

>> No.20063779

>>20063777
>tell me you're a thurdie without telling me you're a thurdie

>> No.20063782

>>20063779
what is a thurdie and why are you forcing a meme

>> No.20063784
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>>20063782

>> No.20063820

>claims to have a gf he cares for
>feeds her three different types of leftover shit in the morning

>> No.20063823

1. You're a cuck
2. Your girl is likely insane and will likely betray you
3. That looks grim

>> No.20063824

>>20063777
She must be a real hog if she's happy for that. My dog wouldn't even eat that.

>> No.20063831

>>20063820
only the curry is a leftover, and stews like these just get better overnight in the fridge
scrambled eggs are made with green onions and char siu pork i've bought this morning while she overslept as well as fresh udon

it's not shit, it's just not something worth crying over is my point

>>20063823
you've never cooked breakfast to anyone and that's why you're deflecting

>> No.20063836

>>20063831
Your girl was neglected by her family and is emotionally dysfunctional
You know I'm right
Good luck lol

>> No.20063838

/ck is fucking vicious sometimes holy shit

>> No.20063839

I cooked a breakfast sandwich for my ex gf and she started crying because I used the wrong cheese

>> No.20063841

>>20063777
>>gf bursts into tears
It wasn't the breakfast.

>> No.20063844

>>20063838
This whole website is a cesspool. You're here forever.

>> No.20063845

>>20063838
it's alright bro, notice that they didn't address the main subject
They have never cooked for anybody and nobody besides their mother or the nearest fastfood ever will either

>> No.20063866

>>20063777
>When is the last time you've cooked breakfast to someone you cared about and what was it
It wasn't breakfast and it wasn't someone I really cared for. But one time I tricked my Muslim friend into eating pork sausage by telling him it was made out of chicken. He didn't explode or anything so it was fine. This was 18 years ago and I still haven't told him about it.

>> No.20063873

>>20063777
What the fuck? Don’t eat in bed. Do you have a portable toilet for her to take dumps in bed too? Make the bitch eat food at the table.

>> No.20063892

>>20063777
>crying over trivial things
god I hate women

>> No.20063909

>>20063777
>cooked breakfast
I'm italian and breakfast is not cooked. Having to use a pan on the stovetop for breakfast sounds so alien to me. When I make breakfast for my wife it's just hot milk with instant coffee, and toast with butter and jam, and that's being fancy
I couldn't eat all that sloppa even for lunch

>> No.20063911

>>20063777
that's a nice story
I hope one day I'll have a gf I can cook for and make happy

>> No.20063912

Yesterday.
Rice porridge with gooseberry jam.
The jam was not homemade.

>> No.20063929

>>20063873

His mouth is portable...

>> No.20063934

>>20063838
implying feeding your girl curry and eggs for breakfeast isnt vicious

>> No.20063940

>>20063777
She has daddy issues. These people also won't cook anything proper themselves though...

>> No.20063961

>>20063777
Never and nothing. If I did I wouldn't go making threads about it, publicly getting off on the fact that my gf said thanks and cried or some shit, ya cringebag.
>>20063831
>>20063845
Don't bother making another one of these you just jealous posts either, you made a shit thread with shit food.

>> No.20064207

>>20063823
She even sounds like the average BPDemon, I bet the crying is just an act because soon, she will pull an Aileen Wuornous on him over nothing.
>>20063892
This.
>>20063845
Maybe because our moms and customers are the only people we'll ever interact with, besides, that woman has functional arms and legs, make her cook her own shit.

>> No.20064216

>>20063777
>>cook this for breakfast for gf
>>gf bursts into tears
In the real world it ended here. I cook breakfast for my wife and daughter every Sunday. Most of the time it's flat top pancakes, bacon, eggs. Sometimes hash browns sometimes not

>> No.20064276

>>20063777
What's chinese pasta? Seems like a weird combo of food, like something a 14 year old would make thinking it was fancy.

I make my wife breakfast every time I have a day off. So for the past two weeks I've been cooking. Made dinner a few times too. She's japanese and sucks like a vacuum.

>> No.20064279

>>20063777
>Eating curry in bed
I once got the tiniest curry stain on a shirt it's still there. I tried everything to get rid of it, you can still notice it under the right light

>> No.20064315

>>20063961
Pretty sure you would. You crave attention, hence you quoting my posts

>>20064207
>Maybe because our moms and customers are the only people we'll ever interact with
Yeah that's the joke, you're alone, and rather than not participating to a thread you don't relate with, you decided to post your serial killer fantasies. what does that say about your own mental health lol
>make her cook her own shit
why would you cook your own separate meals when you live together ? I mean you admitted to being a virgin, but surely you've at least know about sharing chores, right ?
>>20064279
The curry was pretty thick and she didn't spill anything so it's ok.

>> No.20064329

>>20064315
>rather than not participating to a thread
Are you asian? Possibly Chinese living in america or australia?

>> No.20064349

>>20063777
cooked dinner for mum on new year day

>> No.20064664

>>20063777
stop that shit
she will feel your to good for her and dump you

>inb4
>knower

>> No.20064685

Who the phóc calls phó 'Chinese pasta'? I hope your gf leaves you once she realizes she's in a relationship with a total cooklet

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>>20063777
>gives his gf eggs, noodles, and curry for breakfast
how were her braps afterward?

>> No.20065009

>>20064685
pho is a soup retard

>> No.20065013

>>20063831
white people who eat curry don’t wash their clothes or body

>> No.20065014

>>20063845
yeah everybody that’s mean to me is my straw man!