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/ck/ webms

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>>20015168
Yoooo wtf?!

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>> No.20015198

>>20015168
>>20015171
not sure which is worse

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>> No.20015203

>>20015197
kek Jesus Christ

>> No.20015211

>>20015202
This is a situation where I feel like domestic abuse is not only understandable, but permitted as well.

>> No.20015214

>>20015198
I wouldn’t say it’s worse but I feel more disgusted by >>20015171

>> No.20015215

>>20015189
This strikes me as a very bad idea - the meet is boiled in the liquid.

>> No.20015225

>>20015177
I'd fuck her

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>>20015200
holy based

>> No.20015229

>>20015168
every week I see new Indian videos and every week it gets WORSE
fully expect them to eat corpses next month

>> No.20015279

>>20015197
this guy turns up your hotel
wyd

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>>20015168
Absolutely disgusting.
Those rats could get sick :(

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.

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Africans really can banter

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>>20015329
>be like
Why do retards think it's cool to talk like Coloureds now?

>> No.20015360

>>20015350
You know what Anon? You are absolutely not groovy at all. You are a jive turkey, a straight up busta.

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>>20015360

>> No.20015367

>>20015350
blacks dictate culture and they have done so for the past century

>> No.20015387

>>20015367
This angers him so he doesn't want to admit that

>> No.20015398

>>20015367
lol, white women dictate culture. They just fancy negroes now.

>> No.20015404

>>20015350
>now
Fucking zoomer

>> No.20015412

>>20015168
Something something spiritual religion something better than abrahamic religion something aryan race blah blah gender confused deities

>> No.20015417

>>20015178
what boredom dose to a mf

>> No.20015428

>>20015329
>>20015335
Fucking brutal

>> No.20015432

>>20015398
>lol, white women dictate culture
Lol please cope more

>> No.20015441

>>20015168
astounding that a country can exist with sanitation like this

>> No.20015485

>>20015335
>Chad food seller washes his foot in the same orange juice he's giving to his customers
Absolute win against "customer is king"-fags

>> No.20015494

>>20015350
If don't get cho bitch ass I'm king of incels rex virginus looking ass off my board...

>> No.20015511

Is this real or just for the lulz/the camera? I honestly cannot tell with indians.

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>>20015404
I'm aware it's not new, but it's definitely more prevalent.

>> No.20015521

>>20015171
I wanna put my face in her fat gelatinous gushy pussy

>> No.20015522

>>20015511
It's definitely real because Indians on 4chan get very defensive when you show these

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>>20015485

>> No.20015539

>>20015522
Is that why white people get upset on /gif/ when I make threads dedicated to whites doing unsavory things?

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>>20015539
.

>> No.20015548 [DELETED] 

>>20015541
Cope and seethe + I'm making another thread ;)

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>>20015548
Good morning sir

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>>20015548
Saar

>> No.20015556 [DELETED] 

>>20015554
>>20015550
>Gets genocided in his own country

>> No.20015557

>>20015520
Why is that of the fish head kept?

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>>20015556
Bloody benchod bitch hello sir

>> No.20015563 [DELETED] 

>>20015558
>Can't even say your life matters in your own country

>> No.20015571

>>20015554
It's just Penis inspection day bro

>> No.20015575

>>20015554
apparently they are checking for foreskin to make sure no Muslims are let in

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>>20015563
Sir you are fucking, you are fucking sir

>> No.20015579

>>20015200
>>20015197
At least if you rent your hotel room to a fentanyl addict they would die after trashing the room

>> No.20015583

>>20015576
>Doesn't deny it
If you can't say it, is it even true?

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>>20015583
You must not redeem it sir do not redeem it bitch

>> No.20015600

when is WW3?

>> No.20015602 [DELETED] 

>>20015591
I can't believe people remembered criminal George floyd over the innocent teen that was beaten to death by 17 other kids (I can't remember his name!)

>> No.20015607

>>20015600
Yesterday.

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>>20015602
Yes sir hello sir

>> No.20015614

>>20015554
have people actually never been checked for hernia?

>> No.20015617

>>20015182
>season it
>then wash it off

>> No.20015618 [DELETED] 

>>20015613
Its insane people remember black criminals over white Innocents. It seems like one life matter more, but I hope not!

>> No.20015620

>>20015613
at least they are eating fresh unlike your country where all you eat is proceed food

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>>20015618
Sir yes hello sir

>> No.20015637

>>20015620
There is nothing wrong with eating cow dung the cow is a very clean animal and has many stomach to make sure the poop is safe to eat. Only mutts who eat plastic cheese and HRT would think otherwise.

>> No.20015640

>>20015637
Look at>>20015168

>> No.20015645

>>20015171
i wouldnt call this thing human, i'd kill it and feel no remorse

>> No.20015646 [DELETED] 

>>20015541
>Nooooo white people don't get upset!! You're crazy!!
>>20015550
>>20015554
>>20015558
>>20015576
>>20015591
>>20015613
>White guy upset
You cannot make this up. Bunch of thin skinned pussies, ye lads are! Not all white people, just you chaps

>> No.20015652

>>20015636
Angry white guy

>> No.20015653

>>20015640
Rats are living animals plastic is chemicals

>> No.20015657

>>20015350
unrelated webm, discarded opinion

>> No.20015664

>>20015646
I'm brown thoughbeit, you are just coping at this point

>> No.20015678

>>20015664
>Says nothing but facts
>Coping
>Buzzwords
You are very uneducated, but that was already apparent with your cherry picked webms

>> No.20015697

>>20015678
>You are very uneducated
You are the one advocating for eating cow shit anon...

>> No.20015707

>>20015646
>>20015652
>seething Rajputs so assmad they report me for displaying their own people showcasing their revolting shit eating culture on camera
>"y-you are angry white man bloody basterd bitch babhaabhiat!!!!"
lmao

>> No.20015709

>>20015697
I never advocated for that. Please pick up a book (preferably one for kindergarteners) and read it

>> No.20015710

>>20015707
You are not angry, I got that completely wrong; you are RAGING lol

>> No.20015713

>>20015710
>SIR SIR NO YOU CANNOT REDEEM IT SIR
Utterly assblasted Gurpradesh lmao

>> No.20015714

>>20015350
I'd crack one of those eggs into her pussy, churn it up with my cock, and slurp the scrambled raw egg + jizz mixture out after i nutted in her

>> No.20015727

>>20015713
>"U-utterly assblasted Gurpradesh"
He said. Face red, jaw shut, and fists clinched, he typed:
>"Lmao"
He was not laughing.

>> No.20015729

>>20015727
>SIR THE COW SHIT IS HEALTHY SIR VERY UNEDUCATED BLOODY BITCH
lmao

>> No.20015738

>>20015729
>He's still typing "lmao"
Be honest bro, how angry are you right now?

>> No.20015744

>>20015168
I have nothing against rats but I sure hope the stuff in the bowl is meant only for the rats.

>> No.20015749

>>20015744
Note they're throwing it at the rats

>> No.20015750

>>20015738
>SIR YOU ARE THE ANGRY YOU ARE BERY ANGRY *reports*
lmao

>> No.20015751

I entered this thread to watch funny webms and all I got was /v/ tier discussion.

>> No.20015755

>>20015750
I'm not reporting anything. Is that why you're so mad? Because the janny ass raped you? Lol

>> No.20015765

>>20015182
>>20015178
is this just some insanely retarded version of sous vide that washes all of the flavor away
also
>the dude that ate it with a stick of butter has the ketolard red cheeks
lmao

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>>20015329

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>>20015755
Typical lying Sandeep lmao

>> No.20015773

>>20015770
Typical malding timmy

>> No.20015776

>>20015773
>n-no you s-sir
lmao

>> No.20015780

>>20015776
That has been your entire argument. Has the rage blinded you?!

>> No.20015805

Indian buck broke the white boy

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>>20015805
.

>> No.20015930

>>20015882
No one with a working brain wants to be white

>> No.20015986 [DELETED] 

>>20015930
biggest shitskin cope i've ever heard

>> No.20016015

>>20015986
>Cowardly
>Actively being genocided in their own country
>Actively being discriminated in their own country to the harshest degree
>Literally can't say their lives matter
I really want to be this, you caught me! Dumbass.

>> No.20016040

>>20016015
im 6'2 with a chiseled jaw and have pajeetas fawning over me daily. well worth the trade-offs
definitely beats being a 5'5 manlet gujresh that stinks of cow shit

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>> No.20016057

>>20016052
did he deaded?

>> No.20016063

>>20016057
i hope so

>> No.20016065

>>20015185
I'd eat that

>> No.20016069

>>20015200
>>20015197
This guy has to drive truck

>> No.20016071

>>20016040
You could be 6'5, 300lbs of muscle, 6.5 inch penis, and have women kissing your feet everywhere to you go, but until you are to say that your life matter, your race will never be desirable, and for that I am sorry. No one wants to be white nowadays, it's just too low in the barrel

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Who took his innocence?

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>>20015197
hotel should have complimentary croissant and orange juice at least
hotel should have free granolla, trail mix, and water bottle as well but most dont

>> No.20016119

>>20016085
He was always a degenerate with head problems. He only ate like six avocados a day when he was that small, he just switched to the other extreme, but it was always a fetish thing, being small, being a big gross slob. The latter he just found out gets him bank from other degenerates. It wasn't a plan, his BF had a feeder fetish, avocado indulged it and realized he had a feeder fetish that was stronger than his desire to be a cute twink, and as a bonus he could make up this retarded caricature of himself to make money off freaks like himself without effort. Why put in work to keep his violin skill sharp, when it simply wasn't as profitable as becoming a fat clown? Which is something he could jerk off to as well. Shit, he probably has a humiliation kink as well

>> No.20016155

>>20015329
>Canada shirt
Perfect

>> No.20016181

>>20016090
Heh... haven't been to a hotel in the US with free breakfast in years.

>> No.20016200

>>20016085
he's skinny fat in the before also
you can definitely see some flabby titty

>> No.20016214

>>20015557
It's a delicacy in some places

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>>20015657
We're your webm, faggot?

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>>20015557
The tongue is a delicacy.
So are the cheeks, so I assume that load of de-tongued heads will be moved to a different station to have those removed as well.
I used to work both those jobs in Denmark many years ago.

>> No.20016293

>>20016261
Bruuuh

>> No.20016351

>>20016052
Oopsie daisy

>> No.20016427

>>20016261
Yikes kek

>> No.20016572

>>20015168
cute ratos

>> No.20016608

>>20015229
Better not look up 'cannibal culture of India' buddy

>> No.20017553

>>20016278
What drug is this?

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>> No.20017571

>>20017553
attention

>> No.20017579

>>20015197
How has he not been doxxed yet? This dude has put out hundreds of videos over more than a year and yet no one seems to know who he is so that hotels can permanently blacklist this fat white trash??

>> No.20017687

>>20015554
How do they select and train the elite inspector who does this?

>> No.20017690

>>20016071
>huge male
>small cock
Lol, Raj. With your 3" peen I bet 6.5" is massive to you

>> No.20017776

>>20017569
>Cook broccoli in the microwave
Holy american freedom!

>> No.20017800

>>20015182
>>20015178
Do Americans really?

>> No.20017812

>>20015744
Why on earth would you have a huge bowl of pest food though?

>> No.20017817

stop fostering these channels please

>> No.20017823

>>20015229
I think I've seen the absolute worst, which was them eating animal shit. I think it was a cow. Doesn't get any lower than that.

>> No.20017825

>>20015350
how fucking new are you faggot

>> No.20017826

>>20016278
my guy is just happy to be there

>> No.20017888

>>20016052
>mfw I lie

>> No.20017897

>>20015168
>>20015744
it's a rat temple. people go to it for weddings and shit. the rats are supposed to be spirits or something. and albino rats are shiny pokemon literal embodiment of a god. they basically go to it to win favor from the gods by feeding rats.

>> No.20017912

>>20017897
I caught a god in the mouse trap, am i going to pesticide hell?

>> No.20018048

>>20016052
>Doesn't drop his ciggie
Based

>> No.20018100

>>20016052
the heat of the flambée cooks the dick

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>>20015530
I would have gladly drank it if wasn't a filthy cis-het just slightly overweight white woman.

>> No.20018120

>>20015301
Probably nerve gas

>> No.20018123

>>20015177
This is how you feed pigs in a farm

>>20015202
Something from Idiocracy.

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>>20017553
modafinil

>> No.20018167

>>20018125
>modafinil
Bullshit, I was on armodafinil which is stronger and never was like that
Probably more like amphetamines

>> No.20018174

>>20018113
i never understood the hate towards brussel sprouts, my desert dweller ass never ate them in my life until i had one of my friends cook them, really good shit!

>> No.20018180

>>20018174
It's because they smell bad as you cook them so small brained animals can't delineate smelt bad as cooked from smells fine now once done (as opposed to the pig dog animals that eat durians and shit like that)

>> No.20018194

>>20016278
me off 3 bangs and a mouth full of dip while smoking a cig

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>>20015539
What are some of those things? Give an example.
I'm curious to hear if you're talking about some crackhead doing something weird or if it's a thing white people find normal. Because the nasty Indian webms are mostly interesting because of all the people standing around acting like the filthy habits are perfectly acceptable.

>> No.20018225

>>20015350
It's mocking them more than anything, because of how absurd it is, my nigga.

>> No.20018255

>>20015539
seems a bit obsessive anon, why would you do that?

>> No.20018262

>>20016085
don't be gay, you'll get fat

>> No.20018269

Ameretards cook like unsupervised 13 years old trying to recreate what they saw on epic meal time from memory... you truely have no culinary culture

>> No.20018293

>>20018269
I cook like that

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Is a carnivore diet a good idea if you have had several strokes and heart attacks?

>> No.20018489

>>20015520
NEED a girl like that

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>> No.20018514

>>20015367
Stop being a nigger, it's that simple.

>> No.20018519

>>20018479
every jack dish is a health hazard

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>>20016200
Yeah he was a gay vegan. That's what they all are.

>> No.20018526

>>20015168
>average Indian family reunion

>> No.20018527

>>20017800
>british flag
>do americans really
i’m a bong, you’re retarded

>> No.20018528

>>20015367
Loud people with fucked up egos dictate most things because those in charge don't have the sense or spine to say no to them.

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>>20018519
Jack hasn't actually cooked anything in years. There's a reason nothing he makes is raw anymore.

>> No.20018530

>>20018180
white people and fish sauce be like

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>> No.20018545

>>20015709
This nigga said he prefers kindergartners

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>> No.20018560

>>20018548
Even after all these years that still makes me indescribably angry.

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>>20018560

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>>20018570
That's just the usual ja/ck/ retardation. It's something about the way he smashes the bun down and then destroys it with his blunt knife while juice runs out of the patty, only to reveal it's entirely raw in the center.

>> No.20018579

>>20018436
that's some lazy ass animation

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>> No.20018685

>>20017690
I know your dildos come in 8 inches, but please relax faggot ok?

>> No.20018690

>>20018205
The webms posted above trigger the whites on /gif/

>> No.20018695

>>20018255
Because others make anti black/Indian/Chinese threads. It's only fair. Are they obsessive too, or am I only obsessive because I'm doing it to whites?

>> No.20018700

>>20018545
Reading comprehension

>> No.20018797

>>20018174
Improper preparation. I never liked them as a kid because i never had one properly cooked

>> No.20018805

>>20018504
>doesnt show the boiled side

>> No.20018867

>>20018174
That webbum in particular was of a lady who only ate cheese and potatoes for most of her life, she's got mental issues.
The general hate usually comes from middle American houses where they're boiled and salted if you're lucky. I didn't like them until I had some roasted, they're awesome. Brassica oleracea is an amazing plant

>> No.20018949

>>20018174
My aunt makes brussel sprouts every Thanksgiving. Her recipe involves drowning them in balsamic vinegar and slow cooking them in a crockpot. The end result is a soggy mush that tastes like vinegar and feet. It's one of the worst things I've ever eaten and genuinely made me think I hated brussel sprouts for most of my childhood. It took 21 years and a date who cooked to make me realize they could actually be delicious.

My experience mirrors a lot of people I've talked to.

>> No.20019226

>>20018545
I know I do.

>> No.20019467

>>20015335
i wonder if this would spark again an indian vs african twitterwar

>> No.20019490

>>20017569
i could criticize his recipe but he is married and has children so maybe this could help me hook me up with a girl with very low standards but at least it would work

>> No.20019503

>>20018548
there's something inexplicably that makes me angry but i could try and see if it makes sense
>struggling to slice a burger
>cheese is still stiff
>that non reddish tomato
>meat still red
>bread gets slightly tore instead of a clean cut

>> No.20019529

>>20015194
I love this webm, even though it's probably staged.

>> No.20019530

>>20015637
kill yourself immediately

>> No.20019538

>>20019529
its staged

>> No.20019540

>>20018113
who raped you anon?

>> No.20019555

>>20016261
he isn't even particularly fast...

>> No.20019600

>>20015168
>rats stopped pretending that there are actual humans around
grim

>> No.20019612

>>20019490
He's very clearly gay and committed to the whole beard thing. Tammy is probably gay too.

>> No.20019631

>>20018436
>straight to the salad
Every single time.

>> No.20019641

>>20018557
holy SHIT, look at how JUICY is that chicken

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>> No.20019707

>>20019650
Commiefornia BTFO

>> No.20019737

>>20019503
>>20018560
I think the thing is you can imagine the texture & taste of that stack of shit and that's what makes you angry.

>> No.20019782

>>20018585
This one makes me happy, because I know his knives are so dull that he's going to inevitably slip while trying to force cut potato, nick an artery, and hopefully we'll be free of a world with him in it.

>> No.20019832

>>20015177
Social media has been a disaster for the human race and especially women

>> No.20019834
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>> No.20019859

>>20015228
not my problem

>> No.20019864

>>20015520
So empowering.

>> No.20019870

>>20015335
kek even Africans are disgusted by pajeets

>> No.20019898

>>20018504
looks messy to eat but really appetizing

>> No.20019914

>>20015521
Are you willing to nibble on the brown crust in and around her gunt?

>> No.20019937

>>20016085
Is this meant to imply the fried the bird?

>> No.20019955
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>Indians in webm threads

>> No.20020005
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>/ck/ webm thread
>instead of being full of appetizing/helpful things its full of disgusting/horrifying things
why are you guys like this? also stop fucking replying to my threads to talk about your literal shit. you know who you are.

>> No.20020014

>>20020005
webm threads are just YLYL threads now, there's a separate thread for good foods

>> No.20020105

>>20019870
even though they're no better

>> No.20020121

>>20018100
kek

>> No.20020140

>>20019650
Well, this is Jack we're talkin about here, and he DOES know his way around a kitchen. It's not as though he's had salmonella more times than I change my socks in a week, so yeah I think I'll take his expert opinion on how much better New York's sewer water makes pizza dough smell.

>> No.20020152

>>20016261
what is it with chinese using a fucking cleaver for EVERYTHING?

>> No.20020155

>>20018174
most people cook them wrong
like i hated them growing up because my parents and grandparents would just boil the FUCK out of them and then serve them unseasoned with ketchup
proper way to do them is to roast them in garlic butter seasoned heavily with paprika or chli powder or something

>> No.20020171

>>20020155
Sautéed in smoked bacon fat with garlic and onion was what made me give them a second look. But before that was exactly as you say - boiled and tasteless. As though I'm some kind of Brit or something.

>> No.20020176

>>20019650
DID YOU GET THAT?

>> No.20020185

>>20016071
I'm 5 3 with a 6.5er why the fuck would you use THAT as the standard of largeness??? lol

>> No.20020208

>>20015178
Why does this motherfucker look like he got hit by that alien ray from south park?

>> No.20020223

>>20015350
This is what happens when she doesn't eat all the eggs

>> No.20020229

>>20018205
Bet she's freaky with those feet in bed. I hope she wasn't sweaty during this time - otherwise that's going to be a nasty sandwich.

>> No.20020235

>>20018504
>gordonburgertoobigtobite.gif

>> No.20020242

>>20018504
Pink meat, blood oozing out. That's RAW, you dimwit.

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>>20019650
Things were so much better before the stroke saga I just wanna go back ja/ck/ bros :(

>> No.20020268

>>20020014
What thread?

>> No.20020272

>>20020242
>what are you?
>>a FUCKING RAW sandwich

>> No.20020353

>>20015178
the sink fine, whatever, an entire stick of butter? fuck off

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>> No.20020407

>>20020396
Marley is a good lad.

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>>20015350
>Why do retards think it's cool to talk like Coloureds now?
Anon...The Answer is in the Question.

>> No.20020420

>>20020410
Wow. Feel bad for whoever ate that.

>> No.20020424

>>20015211
you are an autistic and should not have human rights

>> No.20020429

>>20020396
I mean, I chuckle, but I do not want anything but good to come to them.

>> No.20020432

>>20015530
>not her urine
whats the point

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>>20016278
Yeah, the second that pinky went up his nose, I'd be walking the fuck off.
Fucking FOUL.

>> No.20020458

>>20020396
This clip always puts a smile on my face.

>> No.20020461 [DELETED] 

>>20016085
Every time I see his fat boyfriend I remember Hispachan. I like what the average user would look.

>> No.20020469

>>20020452
clearly his mouth but still unsanitary

>> No.20020484

>>20020396
that Sean is a right trickster

>> No.20020488

>>20015168

My hate for them grows daily.

>> No.20020495

>>20016085
Every time I see his fat boyfriend I remember Hispachan. Is like what the average user would look.

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>>20018557
The boomer reply:
>OOps! No problem, we'll just POP it in the micro-wave for a couple minutes.

>> No.20020498

>>20015367
What a load of bullshit.

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>>20018949
>My experience mirrors a lot of people I've talked to.
This was probably due to the fact that until about the mid-90s unless you had a garden, or a kick ass farmer's market, brussels sprouts could only be found frozen at the grocery store. The instructions on the bag were to either cook them in boiling water, or microwave them.

Here's one for the asshurt Pajeets ITT:

>> No.20020524

>>20020268
recipes

>> No.20020541
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>>20020253
Fear not Ja/ck/ bro

Ja/ck/ is clearly on the mend now. This is from a few weeks ago.

>> No.20020544

>>20020524
Didn't know that thread existed. Thanks.

>> No.20020546

>>20017823
That's a willingness to do something, those rats is just an unwillingness to care which is so much worse in my eyes

>> No.20020554

>>20020513
I'm more pissed off about the tomatoes than the cheese

>> No.20020557

>>20015279
>>20015579
>>20017579
Am I missing something? all he did was dirty a pillowcase a bit they clean those anyway

>> No.20020560

>>20020557
Alright I saw the other video nevermind yeah that's fucked

>> No.20020563

>>20015202
People have been making plates for many thousands of years

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>>20020541
I spent three days in Memphis and all of the food was so unhealthy I felt like I was going to die. People like Jack were made for Tennessee. I have never seen so many ads targeted at diabetics promising that they don't need to have their feet amputated. It's such a sad place.

>> No.20020568

>>20015576
I find it difficult to get upset about this one like I do the other india webms

>> No.20020569

>>20020557
yeah, I think I'd be pretty pissed if some fatfuck asshole trucker was running a hairdryer all fucking night while I was trying to sleep in a strange room next door and had to wake up for a business meeting the next morning. That fucking high pitched whine goes right through walls.

>> No.20020579

>>20020569
Ah yeah fair point

>> No.20020580

>>20015171
thank you, anon. I've been trapped in an all-night goon and your video finally snapped me out of it.

>> No.20020584

Any good curry webms?I don't necessarily mean indian stuff I was thinking more japanese style

>> No.20020607

>>20020541
Why isn't he using his right hand?

>> No.20020608

>>20019467
part 2 of "i know it smell crazy in there" lmao

>> No.20020627

>>20015557
Because the heads are great for soups and stews, you can make bullion with it or just to add flavor. Also the cheeks have great fatty meat. They're a little like ox tail, may seem strange at first until you realize how much flavor they can contribute.

>> No.20020656

>>20019529
its real

>> No.20020677

>>20020105
They're better than you

>> No.20020678

>>20020607
ig he had a stroke

>PS2HH
kek

>> No.20020680

>>20020185
You are not 5'3 with a 6 incher lol you literally have 3 legs. Isnt the average 5.5 inches? I don't stare at penises a lot so I just assumed 6 inches was a lot. We can pretend I said 9?

>> No.20020686

>>20020580
Yw?

>> No.20020697

>>20020678
Instagram he had a stroke?

Can I get a zoomguist to translate for me?

>> No.20020711

>>20020697
i guess, you mong

>> No.20020728

>>20020697
Fucking retard

>> No.20020742

>>20020711
>>20020728
Now that isn't very nice.

>> No.20020755

>>20020742
Im sorry

>> No.20020765

>>20020755
3
: inspiring sorrow, pity, scorn, or ridicule : pitiful

yeh ur sory alroght LAMO

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>>20018100
kek'd and check'd

>> No.20020804

>>20020245
But how does he get out?

>> No.20020805

>>20015178
I've eaten raw steak as well and it's basically you need pussy to not be a fag

>> No.20020810

>>20017888

severely underrated

>> No.20020834

>>20016052
love how is m8 just straight up punches him in the nuts

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>> No.20020864

>>20020853
Would (the woman not the toilet)

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>> No.20020889

>>20015168
Ask God to send nukes in that general direction.

>> No.20020896

>>20020883
i want an austrailian lass to serve me a pint with her ass.

>> No.20020900

>>20016069
Only remotely-logical explanation.

>> No.20020901

>>20018578
who the fuck is this idiot and where do i find more?

>> No.20020907

>>20018174
They’re best if you roast them or grill them. Sometimes grill them when I tailgate.

>> No.20020911

>>20018548
Perfectly-cooked burger. “Well-done” is for low-t pussies.

>> No.20020922

>>20020883
Would not (the drink and also the woman)

>> No.20020925

>>20020883
that's kind of disturbing

>> No.20020930

>>20020883
That's fucking nasty, even if she washes I mean

>> No.20020936

I love Asian cuisine, but I would never eat there unless I went to South Korea or Japan to eat local food. Hygiene in Asia, especially in India, China, and Southeast Asia, seems terribly filthy.

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>>20020922
>>20020925
>>20020930
Her ass doesn't touch the rim of the glass and you get a bit of a grope when you grab the beer.

>> No.20020945

>>20020936
pajeets and chinks are fairly subhuman.

>> No.20020968

>>20020938
If im literally not able to rape her in the ass, then I don't want it

>> No.20020976

>>20020968
is it even possible to rape austrailian women?
i heard they had barbed sexual organs.

>> No.20021025

>>20020005
No one gives a shit about your shit thread with shit pictures of your shit cooking you fucking loser. Kys

>> No.20021029

>>20015185
guy on the right will eat anything and honestly i respect that no matter how stupid his recipes and videos are. at least he's not out here just wasting food like a majority of tiktok faggot zoomers

>> No.20021033

>>20019529
nah but hes probably wasted

>> No.20021040

>>20015200
>oil down the drain
>contracts salmonella in your path
why cant he just go to a checkers like all the other fat fucks

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>>20017823
this one?

>> No.20021066

>>20020396
>what are you retarded?

>> No.20021084

>>20021042
Will Pakistan nuke them or what?

>> No.20021088

>>20020496
Me with my ex's penis and a cheese grater after I drugged him

>> No.20021125

>>20015197
>>You use the same pillow cover as the next guest

>> No.20021139

>>20020420
Yeah, haha.. I wouldn't wanna be that guy, haha...

>> No.20021372

>>20018695
So you're getting defensive is what you're saying

>> No.20021393

>>20020396
cute, what did they make?

>> No.20021395

>>20020155
>proper way to do them is to roast them in garlic butter seasoned heavily with paprika or chli powder
heavenly... i'll try this next time, much appreciated anon!

>> No.20021399

>>20020105
Okay saar, i will not redeem

>> No.20021423

>oh boy, webm thread

>enter thread
>see Jack
>leave

>> No.20021442

>>20015171
>>>/fit/fph/

>> No.20021503

Wanda's Macaroni Salad.
Ja/ck/'s raw and rotten meat.
What is the last creation for the /ck/ trifecta?

>> No.20021560

>>20015301
Did he purposely step on ice cubes to sue?

>> No.20021587

>>20020883
what’s the point if she isn’t letting me luge it across her sweaty asshole for flavor

>> No.20021612

>>20015652
Oh fuck lads, we got a live one.
BOO HOO LITTLE ASS POO.

>> No.20021613

>>20021393
A mess.

>> No.20021625

>>20020607
He never did physical therapy after the first major stroke and now his left arm is atrophied into a gnarled root.

>> No.20021631

>>20015591
>dudes already have their keyboards wrapped in foil

>> No.20021681

>>20021372
No, I just thought the white anons here could take as much as they dish out, but I guess not

>> No.20021683

>>20021612
Go back to pol, angry white

>> No.20021706

>>20021681
That wasn't a question but an observation.

>> No.20021726

>>20021706
Then why did you form as a question, dummy?

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>>20021726
>Thirdie reading skills

>> No.20021771

>>20021755
Hey buddy, I know English isn't your forte, so I'll help you out: next time, don't start your sentence with "so" if you're trying to state a fact. You come off as uncertain and unconfident in your assessment. Also, don't ask (because you are asking) "...is what you're saying?" of you're trying to show you know what you're talking about, and are not asking a question.

I hope this helped! Maybe next time you could pay attention in school and not spend time seething at the fact Tyrone and Juan ran a train on your desired Stacy, hm?

>> No.20021787

>>20021771
Yeah this ain't it, Patel

>> No.20021795

>>20021787
Cope and seethe

>> No.20021817

>>20015197
please post the airplane one

>> No.20021819

>>20017579
he's going on a no fly list for boiling shrimp in an airplane lavatory

>> No.20021822

>>20020883
Yeah I'm paying premium for that.

>> No.20021877

>>20015335
This is good, but they need to also incorporate the "doing things really fast to look skilled, but making a huge mess" part as well.

>> No.20021890

>>20017776
steaming broc in the microwave is the same as steaming it in a pot..

>> No.20022023

>>20020396
What good lads. Be nice to each other.

>> No.20022460

>>20020804
the heat of the pan cooks the egg

>> No.20022565

>>20015279
I'm assuming much of it is pre-planned and he's paying extra to film. Much like the clearly-rented airplane set.

>> No.20022661

Fuckin hell I can't fucking find it.
Anyone save the webm of the pizza dough from little frozen rolls.
I thought I saved it but I guess not

>> No.20022736

>>20015228
I love the fact he had no reason to film that part, but he did just to piss people off, legend

>> No.20022946

>>20015228
king of /ck/

>> No.20023029

>>20015301

/pol/ in a nutshell

>> No.20023053

>>20020452
>>20020469

he was trying to get the last bits of coke out from under his fingernail