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20007009 No.20007009 [Reply] [Original]

This stuff mogs Huy Fong

>> No.20007011

>>20007009
Buy an ad

>> No.20007018
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>>20007009
>blue agave

>> No.20007038

>>20007011
Checked but speak for yourself, I'd like to see the Sriracha meme make a comeback after Huy Fong got played out. (inb4 Underwood Ranch, no local distro and I have to watch a LOT of Rick & Morty before buying hot sauce on the internet.)

>> No.20007040

>>20007009
a lot of local sriacha style sauces are better than the 'original'. but as i've learned how to cook i lean less and less on premade hot sauces since really most uses of these are just shortcuts.

>> No.20007070
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well…let’s just give this a little tasterino shall we…
>gingery opens lid
>wafts in the magic aroma from the sacred sauce tincture that has been beheld to me
>squeeze out a drop of nectar onto my water tongue
Hmmmm…I sense ancho chili, tomato paste, a bit of cayenne, some paprika…and…that’s all??? WHERES THE HECKIN HEAT???
>*spits sauce into your face violently*
WHERES THE SPICE YOU FUCKING RUBE????? THE SCOLVILLE????
YOU DIDNT USE A SINGLE SCORPION CHILE??? OH MY SCIENCE NOT EVEN A HABENARO??? AND YOU HAVE THE GALL TO BRING ME THIS SWILL???? YOU KNOW I DONT TASTE ANY SAUCES THAT ARE UNDER 500,000 SCOLVILLE YOU FUCKING SWINE!!! THERES NO COMPLEX FLAVORS FROM ANY MANGO OR JACKFRUIT!!! MAY CHARLES DARWIN HAVE MERCY ON YOU YOU FUCKING SAVAGE!!!
NOW BRING ME MY SECRET AARDVARK AND GET THIS TRASH OUT OF MY SIGHT!!!

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>>20007038
Keep it up, need a place to spam muh saucejaks

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>>20007075
Based, we need more of these old-school shopped Saucejacks, those AI bots are takin our jerbs.

>> No.20007200

psa-ratcha isn't good THERE I SAID IT AND I FEEL BETTER FOR HAVING SAID IT

>> No.20007214

>>20007009
i found that for $1 at walmart
its okay. the marie sharps belizean heat is better

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>>20007009
>yellowbird

Any connection with Taco Bell’s Yellowbird Nachos?

>> No.20007235

>>20007218
Yep
>>20007214
Yeah Academy had it and some jalapeno sauce for .99/bottle so I got like 5

>> No.20007276

Also it doesn’t have the Jew tax of being (((kosher certified))). HuyFong got jewed.

>> No.20007283

>>20007276
I wonder if kikes do the thing where they have to clear off the whole kosher section if someone puts pork in it, like the ragheads do