/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19990895]

What do you normally eat for breakfast?

[Anonymous No.19990902]

Coffee + toast with butter and jam. If I'm feeling rich I'll go out for a pastry at a cafe. Light breakfasts are best.

[Anonymous No.19990916]

>>19990895
eggy bread
then go out for a cappuccino

[Anonymous No.19990922]

>>19990916
You get a coffee out every day?

[Anonymous No.19990932]

>>19990922
yes

[Anonymous No.19990936]

>>19990932
Software engineer?

[Anonymous No.19990938]

>>19990932
you trying to fuck a particular barista

[Anonymous No.19990944]

overnight oats, tea if I'm working from home, coffee if I'm I'm the office

[Anonymous No.19990946]

>>19990936
no, neet bux due to mental health problems

>>19990938
yes

[Anonymous No.19991006]

>>19990946
>no, neet bux due to mental health problems
why are zoomers like this

[Anonymous No.19991026]

>>19991006
i'm 50

[Anonymous No.19991033]

>>19990895
Pills. Powerade. Sometimes a beer.

[Anonymous No.19991037]

>>19991026
imagine being the waitress and having a 50 year old mentally ill 4chan-dwelling NEET come in every day to drool over you lmao

[Anonymous No.19991060]

>>19991037
kek

[Anonymous No.19991061]

>>19990895
cereal/porridge and maybe a smoothie if im not leaving the house
toast, bagels, brioche or pastries if i am

[Anonymous No.19991062]

>>19990895
Black coffee.
If i have work, a big bowl of granola (no milk)
If not, maybe toast with a tasty spread, maybe just wait to make some brunch later.

[Anonymous No.19991063]

>>19991037
I don't have to

[Anonymous No.19991071]

>>19991063
what's it like, luv?
>*farts seductively*

[Anonymous No.19991092]

Some sort of fruit with a bowl of oatmeal, typically an apple, banana, or a peach, huckleberries when they're in season, that sort of thing. Quick, easy, start the day with protein, fiber, carbs and a healthy amount of sugar, get a bunch of vitamins from the fruit, and I always take a fat shit right when I clock in for work.

[Anonymous No.19991101]

>>19991092
>I always take a fat shit
that's only hot if you're a girl, bro

[Anonymous No.19991107]

>>19991101
It wasn't supposed to be hot.

[Anonymous No.19991135]

>>19991107
you make cold shits?

[Anonymous No.19991148]

two or three scrambled eggs, toast or croissant with either butter or quince paste, banana or other fresh fruit, ginger/lemon/honey toddy

[Anonymous No.19991323]

>>19990916
Very based, ignore the wagies

[Anonymous No.19991343]

>>19990895
1 bowl of oatmeal with honey
Two buttered slices of cornbread with deli meat and feta cheese
Coffee with milk

Dunno if its the oatmeal or the coffee but this meal clears my intestines every time

[Anonymous No.19991366]

My breakfast this past morning. After I ate the oatmeal I put some yogurt in the bowl with some local honey.

[Anonymous No.19991398]

>>19990895
A glass of tequila, 2 quarts of water, multivitamin, and 3 soft-scramble Cheesy eggs.

[Anonymous No.19991409]

>>19990895
Coffee is for faggots.

[Anonymous No.19991502]

Normally? Nothing, maybe a coffee or something.
If my bf wants food we usually have some eggs & potatoes, but that's not usually until ~11 and it means skipping lunch, so it's more brunch than anything.

[Anonymous No.19991688]

>>19990895
2 over easy eggs and a small coffee. 160 calories, nice and full and warm, pretty cheap. Normally have both before my morning shower so I can get the color off my teeth before it sets.

[Anonymous No.19991739]

>>19991409
There are literally billions of faggots in the world? Wild

[Anonymous No.19992039]

>>19990895
4 slices of rye bread

[Anonymous No.19992217]

Biscuits/cookies

[Anonymous No.19992283]

>>19991739
Yes. Wagie faggots need their slave brew.

[Anonymous No.19992898]

Water, maybe tea. If i'm hungry, which is unusual, i'll have a banana or some toast with butter.

[Anonymous No.19992914]

>>19990895
Black coffee
2 shots of vodka to take the edge off
Big glass of water

[Anonymous No.19993505]

>>19990895
do you guys, like, brush your teeth in the morning and then drink coffe with cigs, the two things that make your mouth taste like walls of psychiatric ward again? I don't think I could ever take such polluting shit on an empty stomach.
I usually have a piece of bread with spead cheese and salami along with tomatoes or some other vegetables

[Anonymous No.19993690]

>>19990895
water and a small cup of coffee with a tad bit of milk and a sprinkle of sugar, ntohing else

[Anonymous No.19993909]

>>19991739
You are a faggot for replying to this moron

[Anonymous No.19993943]

Coffee is a drink the slaves drink so they work more.

[Anonymous No.19993954]

>>19990895
Pretty much your picrel. Except I quit cigs and started vaping a couple of years ago.
Coffee black. Still love nicotine, glad to live without the smell and smoker's lungs

[Anonymous No.19993960]

i wake up and immediately chug hard liquor and if i'm having a good day i might eat some eggs after 3 or 4 hours

[Anonymous No.19994302]

>>19990895
Why are you smoking?

[Anonymous No.19994321]

>>19990895

on weekdays usually either a protein shake consisting of milk, whey protein, frozen banana, cacao, peanut butter, dried greens
or oatmeal
or a breakfast burrito(made at home, vac-packed and frozen individually)
sometimes leftovers of we have a lot from the dinner the night before, but I always eat that for lunch
on weekends, possibly an english muffin breakfast sandwich, or sourdough waffles, or swedish pancakes with lingonberry jam and sour cream

[Anonymous No.19994493]

>>19990916
Do you just dip your bread and eggs and fry it?

[Anonymous No.19995072]

>>19993943
Nah, that was how the Spaniards exploited native Americans in the south using coca leases whilst also taxing them for it; although they actually banned the consumption of them at the beginning.

[Anonymous No.19995080]

>>19990895
cereal sandwich

[Anonymous No.19995088]

whatever alcohol i have, 3-4 raw eggs, juice, maybe a cigarette if i dont feel too sick

[Anonymous No.19995115]

Very light toast with cream cheese, scrambled egg and spinach, salt, pepper and bacon on top is my go to favorite.

[Anonymous No.19995119]

>>19995115
Oh, and diced tomatoes.

[Anonymous No.19995122]

I don't

[Anonymous No.19995138]

>>19995122
Diabetes incoming

[Anonymous No.19995142]

>>19991037
Jesus Christ this went from 1 to 100 real quick kek

[Anonymous No.19995148]

The half-empty and mostly flat beer left on my desk from the night before
Exactly what I need in the morning, takes the edge off
Waste not, want not

[Anonymous No.19995201]

>>19990895
you already posted it, although I much prefer rolling my own cigarettes with loose tobacco, it's not as dry and acrid

coffee and cigarettes together really facilitate the morning dump before hitting the showers

[Anonymous No.19995338]

>>19994493
yes

[Anonymous No.19995452]

>>19990895
2 cups of coffee
or
eggs + breakfast potatoes + bacon (sometimes) + coffee

[Anonymous No.19996486]

for me its the 30 penny vending machine coffee, black

[Anonymous No.19996489]

coffee with a scoop of protein powder to fuel my braps for the day

[Anonymous No.19996557]

>>19994321
idk why but reading this post I just know you have a gigantic soft pillowy ass. big ol' round bubble butt you could use as a pillow. firm but not rock hard, each cheek the side of my head. I just know it. I can feel it. I can't explain it but I already know just from the way you type that you have one of the most ridiculously juiciest asses on the continent. one for the history books to be honest. the kind of ass one appreciates in a way that isn't even sexual, like it's actually just a marvel. you ever look at someone's ass and feel moved to tears by the beauty of nature? it's like that. wanna smack the fuck outta it but I also don't wanna touch it for fear of tainting it with my imperfections. congrats on the fantastic ass.

[Anonymous No.19997031]

>>19990895
hard boiled egg & potatoe patty
gets boring

[Anonymous No.19997073]

>>19990895
Usually coffee and a microwavable chimichanga

[Anonymous No.19997192]

>>19991062
Can't blame him

[Anonymous No.19997734]

Alternate between oatmeal with banana/peanut butter and 3 eggs with salsa/a piece of toast. Black tea (no caffeine) to wash them down.

If I'm late and don't have time I have some cereal bars I keep in my locker at work.

[Anonymous No.19997748]

>>19990895
Recently I've been eating baked beans, egg, sausage and hash browns with either tea or coffee (I was using instant coffee but wanted to use my French press so got some cheap Columbian grounds >>19996557
from the store)

[Anonymous No.19997782]

>>19995080
Ask me how I know you're a stoner

[Anonymous No.19998174]

>>19990916
Mom used to cook those every morning, she managed to get them golden yellow, soft outside. Inside those were a little moist, completely soaked in egg,and not dry at all, while not being raw either (i can't stand raw egg whites).