webm thread

[Anonymous No.19989554]

post food and cooking webms

[Anonymous No.19989555]

[Anonymous No.19989567]

[Anonymous No.19989575]

>>19989555
This guy must be a huge Tombstone fan

[Anonymous No.19989593]

>>19989575
I

[Anonymous No.19989605]

>fresh webms
Ew
Post the same old ones please, I wanna see the egg king in every thread. I never got a really straight answer on how does he get out or in.

[Anonymous No.19989615]

>>19989555
thats fucking stupid

[Anonymous No.19989618]

any non china shit?

[Anonymous No.19989663]

>>19989618
Why don't you contribute something

[Anonymous No.19989805]

>>19989555
what a pointless load of crap

[Anonymous No.19989839]

>>19989554
The heat from the hands cooks the sausage

[Anonymous No.19989945]

>>19989555
Bold of him to bring the Turkish ice cream guy routine into the world of tea

[Anonymous No.19990037]

[Anonymous No.19990061]

>>19990037
Americans are mentally ill and I'm glad that soon the white ones, those who make these abominations, will be extinct. Enough with your shit "food" and israeli wars.

[Anonymous No.19990069]

>>19990061
t. white american

[Anonymous No.19990152]

>>19990061
>white ones, those who make these abominations
the guy in the webm is brown...

[Anonymous No.19990164]

>>19990037
disgusting

[Anonymous No.19990217]

>>19989575
My first thought as well.

[Anonymous No.19990230]

>>19990217
This gave me chest pain

[Anonymous No.19990237]

>>19990037

this looks good af idk what these crybabies are whining about

you don't have to eat it every day retards

[Anonymous No.19990269]

[Anonymous No.19990291]

new

[Anonymous No.19990331]

[Anonymous No.19990361]

>>19990061
>WAAAAAAH MY SHITTY GENETICS AND BITCH MADE OFFICE JOB MEANS I CANT PARTAKE IN UNHEALTHY FOOD EVERY NOW AND THEN!!!!!!

Hey faggot...this isn't something you eat everyday. I work for weeks sometimes in the woods of the Park system and eat nothing but shitty trail food. When I get days off you're damn right I'm going to go to the nearest city to eat some trash food with friends

[Anonymous No.19990364]

>>19989575
kek

[Anonymous No.19990366]

[Anonymous No.19990369]

[Anonymous No.19990373]

[Anonymous No.19990386]

[Anonymous No.19990395]

>>19990366
I have trouble pointing out what bothers me the most about this
The completely arbitrary steps involving the egg, or flustered nigress in the bottom corner

[Anonymous No.19990402]

[Anonymous No.19990407]

>>19990373
>fry something
yes crunchy an-
>drench it in sauce/oil
please stop, the germans do the exact same thing to schnitzel and they have been attracting millions of muslims

[Anonymous No.19990418]

>>19990291
as far as jerkoff pizza joints go this at least looks pretty tasty

[Anonymous No.19990419]

>>19990061
You're mentally ill because you spend every single second of every single day boiling with rage at the people in a country that's 3000 miles away from you and that you have never been to or personally met anyone from

[Anonymous No.19990430]

[Anonymous No.19990449]

>>19990430
why are "foodies" always eating the most vile shit

[Anonymous No.19990480]

[Anonymous No.19990519]

[Anonymous No.19990529]

better with sound https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CkvQx8wGAIs

[Anonymous No.19990547]

>>19990037
Looks good, the anti-white nigger can kill himself.

[Anonymous No.19990559]

[Anonymous No.19990645]

[Anonymous No.19990668]

[Anonymous No.19990825]

>>19990291
So you order this like 2 hours in advance right? You don't actually sit down and wait 30 minutes for him to cook all that?

[Anonymous No.19990842]

>>19989554
What is this? Seal? I always wanted to try somethint with blubber. Seems like it would be succulent and delicious.

[Anonymous No.19990858]

>>19990825
>2 hours in advance
>30 min wait
?
Have you never been to a restaurant before?

[Anonymous No.19990894]

>>19989554
shouldn't give onions to dogs
that's fucked up

[Anonymous No.19991161]

>>19989555
>6 leaves.. More than enough to make anyone comfy

[Anonymous No.19991239]

>>19990217
>>19990230
these early eggs are very nice to eat when simply boiled
not a big deal compared to regular egg but i like biting it, fully of hard egg yolk

[Anonymous No.19991255]

>>19990668
Don’t feed the wildlife

[Anonymous No.19991267]

>>19990373
That parmy looks shit. No ham, too much sauce, no chippies

[Anonymous No.19991329]

>>19990559
fuggin nasty
sometimes i am thinking that people like this are evil

[Anonymous No.19991407]

>>19991329
That's a weird and stupid thing to think. Makes me think you're so inept that you process anything you don't understand as evil, which is a pretty evil way of looking at the world.

[Anonymous No.19991411]

>>19989554
Those taiga gooks are absolute units because of their food. Well developped jaws and teeth in opposite to vegan spastics.

[Anonymous No.19991463]

>>19990331
>Modern American grub & craft beer in garage-style digs outfitted with trophies & sports memorabilia.
Their menu doesn't look horrible.
Should I stop over tomorrow? It's like 10 minutes away. But meh, there's better options in the same area.

[Anonymous No.19991476]

>>19989555
I died of secondhand embarrassment before the vid ended. Anything cool happen?

[Anonymous No.19991483]

>>19990061
>t.

[Anonymous No.19991530]

>>19991463
Yes. The food looks greasty

[Anonymous No.19991608]

>>19990668
that "pizza" looks rank
must be chicago

[Anonymous No.19991696]

>>19990369
At least 700 kcals in one slice.
Thats insanity.

[Anonymous No.19991717]

>>19991407
so you're calling yourself evil as well?

[Anonymous No.19991723]

>>19990402
I love blue

[Anonymous No.19991727]

>>19990825
That's why those sneaky Frenchoids invented entree, anon.

[Anonymous No.19991737]

>>19990559
nasty nasty nasty fucking retard
all that oil for no reason
unbloomed garlic powder on oiled dough
bocconcini for no fucking reason
cheddar cheese
wet fucking white soggy undercooked dough after it comes out of the oven
fucking vomit

[Anonymous No.19991775]

>>19990858
>>19991727
Entrees at a pizza place? Are pizzas haute cuisine in the US or something? Normally you get your pizza in less than 10 minutes after you order it there's no time for entrees

[Anonymous No.19991785]

>>19990402
i want to feed this boy

[Anonymous No.19991817]

>>19991775
Depends on the place here. With those times I can assume you just have everything prepped in wells and par-baked crusts from a factory in the freezer?

[Anonymous No.19991819]

>>19991817
The toppings are mostly prepped (cheese already shredded etc) but the dough is fresh, only takes about 3 minutes to prepare and 7 minutes to cook. If you're doing some massive pizza monstrosity it would of course take way longer

[Anonymous No.19991823]

>>19991717
No, dumbass. I have demonstrated an understanding of the thing I am calling evil. Did you even read my post or did you just skip half of it when you thought your walnut sized brain had found a pattern match to regurgitate this stupid fucking "No you!" response? Walk into traffic.

[Anonymous No.19992004]

>>19991823
Damn you have hate in your heart, huh? You sound evil

[Anonymous No.19992136]

>>19990395
>The completely arbitrary steps involving the egg
>Not the use of scissors on the steak in the fucking pan

[Anonymous No.19993160]

>>19990402
>Swallowing the listerine
How do people not know by now you should never swallow mouthwash or toothpaste ? Fucking hell, enjoy your cancer

[Anonymous No.19993169]

[Anonymous No.19993209]

>>19990645
Why freeze the watermelon if you are going to toss it into the grinder? You can peel and grind it without any trouble at room temperature.

[Anonymous No.19993361]

>>19990037
>>19990291
>>19990331
>>19990373

>Welcome back to Devour Power, and today my fat greasy hog of a wife and I will be entering another generic slop filled restaurant in Jew York! The chefs slathers a pan with two sticks of butter, and then adds two heavily season chicken cutlets to the pan. Then they drench them into flour so they will be fried in soybean oil. After they're done in the frier, a bunch of fattening cheeses, a gargantuan amount of vodka sauce, and other fried appertizers are smash in between them to make a huge fucking mess of a meal. All serve with more vodka sauce and a side of steak cut fries.

>They both takes a bite of their hot goyslop and shakes their head in amusement

>>19990061
They hate you for saying the truth

[Anonymous No.19993424]

>>19989555
The most horrifying thing about this stupid fucking cringe video is that this won't be the only time it gets posted in a /ck/ webm thread and we're all going to have to watch this retardation again.

[Anonymous No.19993455]

>>19990331
Why? Why would you take ground beef... which is mechanically separated meat... shape it into a patty... cook it so it is then effectively once again a single entity... then mechanically separate it again? And then take a bite and have a look on your face like you don't realize that you're a fucking child unnecessarily playing with his food?

[Anonymous No.19993830]

>>19991823
Calm down rabbi

[Anonymous No.19993880]

>>19993455
Not only is retarded to make a patty to end up separating it again as its redundant and a waste of work but it also makes the grounded meat lose all its juices, ending up overcooked and tough, beef patties are juicy and tender because the outer cooked crust seals the juices inside.
That being said most videos are just people taking retarded and redundant steps or just tossing cheese on top of more cheese I guess the video fits the thread.

[Anonymous No.19993898]

>>19993880
>beef patties are juicy and tender because the outer cooked crust seals the juices inside.
Apparently that's a myth and it doesn't really work that way. But a patty will hold more juice in the center unless overcooked compared to a bunch of little pieces. Just like a thicker steak can be juicier than a thin one.

[Anonymous No.19993927]

>>19993880
Makes me long for the rare /ck/ webm thread that showcases actual cooking and recipes. Threads like these are pure abominations, worse than the cooking horror threads featuring Jack or Kay. These are just trash tiktok ragebait threads with no redeeming value, not even entertainment. They're just retarded tryhard cringe.

[Anonymous No.19993932]

>>19990395
i couldn't get past the sheboon doing booney things. didn't even know it was a cooking video.

[Anonymous No.19993940]

>>19989575
kek

[Anonymous No.19994036]

>>19990061
hey yank, you're all just different shades of shit

[Anonymous No.19994063]

>>19990373
Dude needs to lower the heat on his pan, he fucked up that chicken french going so high, the butter blackened and it screwed the sauce's color up.

[Anonymous No.19994159]

>>19989554

[Anonymous No.19994217]

>>19994159
>same people who cry oppression make fun of other ethnicities/races

[Anonymous No.19994255]

>>19994217
whites?

[Anonymous No.19994278]

>>19994255
indians

[Anonymous No.19994851]

>>19989554
couldn't he get kuru from this?

[Anonymous No.19995061]

>>19994255
kek

[Anonymous No.19995170]

>>19990366
nothing like some chicken cloaca in the middle of my steak

[Anonymous No.19995994]

>>19991267
>No ham
lel

[Anonymous No.19996033]

>>19990237
is this a bot post? no one was whining, you’re literally the first reply

[Anonymous No.19996074]

>>19990480
this guy is starting to be the next cringing with faggot

[Anonymous No.19996075]

>>19989555
>>19989615
>>19989805
>>19989945
>When you were partying, I studied the teapot. When you were having premarital sex, I mastered the art of tea. While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, I cultivated Panda Dung Tea. And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help.

[Anonymous No.19996102]

>>19993160
You must be new here. They don’t swallow any of it.

[Anonymous No.19996132]

>>19991823
you're like a ball of pure hatred and malice

[Anonymous No.19996159]

>>19990402
Yo, listen up, here's the story
About a little guy that lives in a blue world
And all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue

[Anonymous No.19996182]

>>19993455
Because NYers are retarded and try to force "chopped cheese" as an authentic NY dish to compete with the Philly Cheese Steak. There is no benefit to eating a busted burger like that. What they should do instead is put it in a burrito wrap then maybe it would work.

[Anonymous No.19996253]

>>19993455
Most burger places probably only buy preformed patties for convenience and portion control.

[Anonymous No.19996325]

>>19990366
Why is there a negress in the corner?

[Anonymous No.19996330]

>>19996253
>we do things just a little bit different here in New York. We buy our patties premeasured and frozen in bulk from a huge corporation kinda like what you find in a freezer at any grocery store across the country
Do Guidos really?

[Anonymous No.19996538]

[Anonymous No.19996564]

>>19990037
That sauce looks disgusting.

[Anonymous No.19996575]

>>19991239
Yes, the best part of a chicken soup.

[Anonymous No.19996592]

>>19990430
Honestly looks better than 99% of the food stalls you'd find in the same place. I'd eat it.

[Anonymous No.19996610]

>>19993361
Don't forget the ones in Las Vegas where they do the exact same thing but charge $100 for it.

[Anonymous No.19996623]

>>19990269
I feel like this is one of those webms that really should only exist with sound

[Anonymous No.19996625]

>>19996075
>And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for tea
you had one job

[Anonymous No.19996628]

>>19990402
Titan level jaw strength

[Anonymous No.19996640]

>>19996182
>burrito wrap
A tortilla?

[Anonymous No.19996641]

>>19996610
How I could forget, maybe it just the same slop they gorged on every video. Do people honestly find it appealing to add a whole bunch of shit that can be eaten by itself? It the most reddit food related thing ever.

[Anonymous No.19996690]

>>19993160
Sometimes I'll take a shot of Listerine if I'm drunk and I want something as a palate cleanser

[Anonymous No.19996709]

>>19990402
gotta get good and blue'd up

[Anonymous No.19996712]

>>19990668
Might as well just microwave a jar of tomato sauce and chug it what a disgusting pile of shit.

[Anonymous No.19996738]

>>19996712
It's basically every pizza that literal who reviews. A sea of sauce and cheese.

[Anonymous No.19996740]

>>19996628
Huh? Nothing required any real jaw strength in that video.

[Anonymous No.19996743]

>>19996740
Clearly you've never swallowed a drumstick whole

[Anonymous No.19996746]

>>19996743
No, and neither has that guy. Regardless, swallowing things doesn’t have anything to do with jaw strength, retard.

[Anonymous No.19996757]

>>19996538
>old bay because they don't understand it's mostly spices they already added separately
>himalayan pink salt because they think it adds anything different from table salt
This person is either retarded or fishing for algorithm clicks.

[Anonymous No.19996770]

>>19990386
>The only non-bait genuine cooking webm has zero replies
This is why these threads became cancer.

[Anonymous No.19996791]

>>19996770
>Why isn't no one talking about the webm with the generic greasy steam street food bread. The slop that people take seriously is less important then heated pastries!

[Anonymous No.19996799]

>>19996770
I considered replying to that one to say how fucking awful it looks (literally just plain bread???) but decided to leave my negativity at the door unlike you.

[Anonymous No.19996947]

>>19990645
I was angry until she offered it to me at the end.

[Anonymous No.19997157]

[Anonymous No.19997567]

>>19997157
>trans rights.webm
>depicts a biological woman eating food
>zero reference to trannies
Get that faggot shit out of your mind, anon.

[Anonymous No.19997588]

>>19997567
looks like a bunch of trans fats to me though.

[Anonymous No.19997589]

>>19997588
*Ba dum tss*
Carlos.jpg

[Anonymous No.19997593]

>>19990402
my boyfriend

[Anonymous No.19997641]

>>19993160
>>19996690
>>19996102
Back home Listerine stolen from the drug store was a fucking delicacy to the natives. Video related.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YNgRRyRxK0

[Anonymous No.19997645]

>>19989555
I mean, at least he found something he enjoys
But holy shit is that retarded

[Anonymous No.19997651]

>>19997157
I want to kill myself I don’t know what I’m doing anymore - I’m making horrible mistakes in my life

[Anonymous No.19997911]

>>19997157
Damn, that anime bitch really did just deepthroat an entire slice of pizza, huh?

[Anonymous No.19997994]

[Anonymous No.19998086]

>>19997994
Wish videos like this had actual ingredient amounts.

[Anonymous No.19998119]

>>19997994
i mean obviously it's easy if it's for mongoloids. seems redundant.

[Anonymous No.19998124]

>>19997157
i didn't realize they made an anime adaptation of The Whale already. looks good.

[Anonymous No.19998220]

>>19998086
Not good at eyeballing? You should cook more.

[Anonymous No.19998221]

>>19990529
Did I just laugh at a joke a woman told...? Bros.....?

[Anonymous No.19998235]

>>19998220
If you cooked at all, you'd know how important it is to have proper measurements for something like cornstarch.

[Anonymous No.19998241]

>>19990529
>went to look on her channel for the video about fast food being expensive
>after finding it for some reason it just makes me watch a video about her online store selling a hat instead

[Anonymous No.19998246]

>>19993361
Obvious samefag is obvious

[Anonymous No.19998251]

>>19994036
You only like to complain about Americans because it's illegal for you to complain about your own second and third world socialist shit holes.

[Anonymous No.19998343]

>>19994255
kikeroaches

[Anonymous No.19998346]

>>19996770
I also wanted to reply to say the lady is cute. also these threads are cancer because its the same couple people making them and posting the same shit over and over again. even stupid egg fort that I haven't clicked on since 2016. it could be a 1 second clip of Eggman then 2 minutes of gas porn for all I know
also I did make a recipe of at least one of the tiktok videos posted here. it was aguachiles and it was really good but nobody seemed to care

[Anonymous No.19998433]

>>19990668
wtf is going on here? why is this guy just standing outside with a box of shitty ass pizza?

[Anonymous No.19998479]

/ck/ food webm threads are always some of the most consistently angry threads on 4chan and that's really saying something considering places like /pol/ and /v/ exist

[Anonymous No.19998508]

>>19998235
just add water if you happen to put too much cornstarch, not a big deal

[Anonymous No.19998540]

>>19996770
Folks here like the same shit posted for the thousandth time. Post egg fort and you'll get your (You)s.

[Anonymous No.19998545]

>>19997567
The King.

[Anonymous No.19998621]

>>19993169
>blablablabla
Shut the fuck up with this hippie shit
I don't eat the head because it's fucking disgusting kys bitch

[Anonymous No.19998653]

>>19993169
Based on her for sustainable, modern whites have become so fat and greedy and such a low threshold for pain and just plain ungrateful, that they waste sooooo much food and for some weird reason are proud to do it and even think its bases, when its actually a Jewish consoomer scam. Dont worry though, due to insatiable appetites and hubris, the age of abundance in the western world is slowly dying, and they soon will die, and then and only then can we start to rebuild something better.

>>19998621
Case in point, right on time lol

[Anonymous No.19998656]

>>19993455
Dude hes a modern white male with a haircut like that...do you really expect anything less than pure faggotfied retardation?

[Anonymous No.19998665]

>>19998653
I'm asian lmao

[Anonymous No.19998666]

>>19990529
Lol her french impression is spot on. They even act like that when they go to other countries. Ive never dealt with a more a fouls, degenerate, and obstinate people than the french, much worse than the American urban ground coons

[Anonymous No.19998667]

>>19998508
Or you could not water down your sauce and just use the right amount in the first place. Which you'd know if the measurements were given.

[Anonymous No.19998673]

>>19998665
Asian american or Canadian asian, i guarantee it. Or a lying burger mutt...

[Anonymous No.19998675]

>>19989554
wholesome doggy treat time video

[Anonymous No.19998679]

>>19998673
Singaporean, I accept your consnedssion my ESL friend

[Anonymous No.19998684]

>>19998679
Prove it or youre confirmed a lying american whiteoid

[Anonymous No.19998693]

>>19991696
You don't know how calories work, and this is why you're fat.
Even if a slice was 100% fat (which it's not), then it would have to be more than 100g to be 700 calories.

[Anonymous No.19998697]

>>19998684
Suck on deez loser

[Anonymous No.19998714]

>>19993169
>>19998621
>>19998653
Using less desirable cuts and animal parts for soups isn't a rare thing for Americans. That's exactly how most chicken wings were used, for example, before their popularity as bar food blew up merely a few decades ago.
Maybe I'm just ignorant and many parents failed to pass on cooking knowledge to their children. Or maybe production and transportation got so good that it was logistically silly to spend the effort making soups from scraps when stocks and better quality ingredients were so readily available.
She's got one thing right though. Americans probably aren't going to fight over who gets to eat the fish's eyeballs. Most fish's eyeballs are not appetizing. Like, eating fried shrimp with their shells fully intact unappetizing. Shit like that is only common with the Chinese.

[Anonymous No.19998763]

>>19998667
just reduce it down fag

[Anonymous No.19998766]

>>19998763
>reduce the cornstarch sauce
That shit burns, my dude.

[Anonymous No.19998800]

>>19998697
Now do that same picture but with this post in the background, otherwise definitely a larper with photoshop

[Anonymous No.19998886]

>>19990529
I don't know what this bitch is on about, I live in Australia and most restaurants give you water as standard without any charge or trying to get you to buy sparkling

[Anonymous No.19998900]

>>19997994
I made Mongolian beef for the first time tonight, turned out pretty good, different recipe to that though

[Anonymous No.19998949]

>>19998667
I have used the right amount because I can eyeball the quantities I see on the video properly

[Anonymous No.19998996]

[Anonymous No.19998999]

[Anonymous No.19999008]

[Anonymous No.19999010]

>>19990369
pickles on pizza is not okay without french fries

[Anonymous No.19999011]

>>19990269
dog was the best part, hope it doesnt die of salt poisoning

[Anonymous No.19999036]

>>19990645
Why do they add that liquid? Is it just soda water?

[Anonymous No.19999037]

>>19996757
its woke thing

[Anonymous No.19999046]

[Anonymous No.19999054]

[Anonymous No.19999119]

[Anonymous No.19999280]

>>19999046
What does the spinning handle do?

[Anonymous No.19999282]

>>19991737
it's american Focaccia

[Anonymous No.19999302]

>>19999280
Rotates a paddle inside the pot to keep the popcorn moving so it doesn't burn

[Anonymous No.19999485]

>>19990395
I can tell what she is talking about even muted
>I'm so clever I'll trick the algorithm into promoting my political activism by making it think it's cooking content

[Anonymous No.19999493]

>>19993160
Toothpaste is actually ok to swallow as long as you are only swallowing the amount you used to brush your teeth and not eating the entire tibe

[Anonymous No.19999495]

>>19999493
Your toothpaste comes in a tibe?

[Anonymous No.19999512]

>>19997994
>Them cooking videos are popular I'll try to make one even tho I have never cooked before in my life

[Anonymous No.19999581]

>>19993455
>which is mechanically separated meat
your retarded

[Anonymous No.19999620]

>>19990894
yeah maybe your shitty westerners designer rat dogs can't eat a bit of onions but our work beast here can and they fucking love it ah!

[Anonymous No.19999648]

>>19990269
this over the top editing shit has to go

[Anonymous No.19999711]

>>19999581
Do you actually believe ground beef comes out of the fucking cow like that??
Or are you just some assblasted New Yorker hacked off that someone would ridicule your shithole state? Either way, you're a complete dipshit.

[Anonymous No.19999716]

>>20000000
be me

[Anonymous No.19999721]

[Anonymous No.19999727]

[SAGE No.19999728]

>>19989555
>That'll be $17.60 plus a 25% tip

[Anonymous No.19999803]

>>19999046
i will never understand special tools for making popcorn. all you have to do is pick up the pot and give a shake every few seconds while it's over the heat. nothing could be easier. oh also corn popped with coconut oil is real good and then dusted with nutritional yeast (a habit i picked up in northern NM where it is ubiquitous for that use for reasons i could never discover; they even have it at movie theaters)

[Anonymous No.19999835]

>>19999711
Yeah normal ground beef is not mechanically separated. Maybe whatever shit you eat is.

[Anonymous No.19999839]

>>19998666
i've only experienced anything even remotely like this in Paris, and given how the city has become an absolute fake community overrun with obnoxious tourists and the mega wealthy it's kind of hard to blame them. that said, it's true that the french expect people in their country to speak their language almost to the same extent as americans, but they are very rarely rude about it. you just don't get the effusive positive response even for putting in a respectful effort that one does in much of the rest of the world. when i was living in france i always found it funny how similarly the ways in which the french and americans are obnoxious were so similar. every time i brought it up, in the most self deprecating way i could, i was met with vehement disagreement. which also just further proves my point, i guess.

[Anonymous No.19999850]

>>19999711
Mechanically separated beef was banned in the US decades ago

[Anonymous No.19999853]

>>19999835
Literally all ground beef is mechanically separated by necessity.

[Anonymous No.19999865]

>>19999850
Ground beef is made by forcing chunks of beef through a meat grinder, which is the process of mechanically separating it.
Read a book you ignorant nigger.

[Anonymous No.19999885]

>>19999865
That is grinding it, hence the name. Learn to read fuckface.

[Anonymous No.19999895]

>>19998479
what the hell causes this

[Anonymous No.19999896]

>>19999721
>>19999727
Why did they do it boys :'(

[Anonymous No.19999931]

>>19999853
>>19999865
Mechanically separated meat refers to pressing a slurry of bone, connective tissue, etc. through a sieve. It's separating the stuff that's left that's technically edible from bone. It doesn't refer to shredding meat apart from itself.

[Anonymous No.20000116]

>>19999931
They are both mechanical processes, thus making me technically correct, the beat kind of correct. Suck it.

[Anonymous No.20000133]

>>19989555
The more he spins it the more he will charge.

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>>19999896
They followed their instincts

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>>19997651
Then stop making mistakes or go to live somewhere else away from your problems, preferably a small town.

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>>19990037
This looks some nasty shit someone would make in college using a frozen pizza base. Fucking disgusting, I'll stick to Roberta's.

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>>19998693
100gs of fats would ~900cals

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>>19997157
mahiro menstruates therefore he's biologically a woman not just trans. the whole anime is selling an impossible premise, something that newly transitioned faggots will kill themselves over

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>>19998800
>>19998697
Confirmed whitetoid larping. You greedy and cowardly fucks will be dealth with soon enough.

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>>19998996
oh hell yeah

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>>19999803

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>>19999895
>>>19998479 #
>what the hell causes this
>>19999895

it's newfags. i didn't used to see nearly as man bitchy posts about webms or shit like
> this is /ck/, nobody here cooks
and I've been hanging out here since 2009

[Anonymous No.20001261]

>>19999839
>fail to pass peer review
>that means im right

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>>19990402
Asian people look like aliens

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>>19994255
KEK

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>>20000765
why do you hurt me, Anon?

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>>20001261
opinions don't get peer reviewed, Anon. this isn't a dissertation. i finally finished that.

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>>19989554
There is a video of a retard who deep fried an egg inside the shell. I don't know how to webm but I think it would be fun to post it herermd

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>>20001357
What the fuck is even go8ng on here? How does twisting a glass lightly held on a potato do anything?

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>>19990559
I watched it thinking she may have figured out a way to at least make it look like the real deal but nope, dinner rolls have too much yeast

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>>20001328
meanwhile

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>>19990645
She activated the watermelon
The absolute madman

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>>19990668
Florida?

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>>19990366
>She a Bad-MaMMa-Jammah!
It's a smol blessing and a courtest this has no sound...I looked up the link...
...So you don't have to.

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>>20000765
That looks like the worst possible package for that product

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>>19990519
>didn't kill him at the end
Nobody is honest anymore.

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>>20000765
>mmmm... microwaved plastic...

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>>20001357
How did he got those scars?

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>>20001472
kraft singles go in the microwave sleeve on

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>>20001391
There really isn't that much sugar in donuts, I make them all the time, I fry them but if you bake them instead and don't add any frosting it wouldn't be that unhealthy

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>>19989554

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i got nothin'

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>>20001303
>philosophy isn't entirely manchildren discussing who has the best opinion

[Anonymous No.20001531]

>>19998540
nah..
Never happen.

[Anonymous No.20001532]

>>20001488
How was she associated with Jill, again? Face model?

[Anonymous No.20001533]

>>19998996
Spanish high school textbook from 1986
C'mon...Someone else has a brief flashback too..

[Anonymous No.20001538]

>>20001466
Is Fried Banana not common in the west? I'm from Indonesia and it's a stuff that you can see everyday here.

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>>19998675
Go to hell you fucking pervert

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>>19998693
That is definitely more than 100g per slice.

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>>20001376
social media was a mistake

[Anonymous No.20001573]

>>20001511
that's correct. you should read some sometime. that's not my field though.

[Anonymous No.20001578]

>>19997641
rip in pupperoni Tmoore
Got suicided way too soon.

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>>19993160
Dude, you got mindraped. It just gives you heartburn.

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>>19994159
HE'S CROSSIN HISSELF!!!

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>>20001573
>opinions that get peer reviewed are not opinions

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>>20001538
Not in the US.

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>>19990402
Blue please!!!

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>>19997157
Imagine.
Imagine raping a man forced into genetically changed into a small woman.
Perfection.

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>>20001389
I don't believe it. A little yeasty salt is too much for the jap palette?

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>>20001435
uhh... sauce?

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>>20001376
I'm laughing at this social media dunce being given a real-time side-eye by the chick in the back.

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>>20001538
Only in South American households. Plantains though, like those seem to be.

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>>20001538
>Is Fried Banana not common in the west?
Friend banana is sometimes available had as a desert, often paired with ice cream. Though, it's not a common desert; Not something you'd expect to be offered at most restaurants.

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>>20001532
>Face model?
Yes.

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You have to eat all the eggs.

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>>19990449
Because most of the people who watch foodies are fat fucks with the tastebuds of a 3 year old.
>>19996325
She had a gimmick on TikTok where she would rip on people's shitty recipes by ironically pretending they were awesome. She was actually kind of funny because she had zero hesitation in ripping on black people's recipes
>>19998900
I'm proud of you, son
>>19998999
I half expected the camera to pan up and show some shredded beefcake
>>19999896
They did it for the nookie
>>20001379
I know this is fetish content but it still annoys me every time that somebody wasted a big mac for this
>>20001389
>No butter
>Clearly not toasted
>No refreshing beverage to wash it down with
They need instruction, boys, somebody help them out
>>20001442
>How to make good fish curry
Fucking don't
>>20001449
Jesus, even their food is fucking repulsive
>>20001463
This is what happens when people with no culture get access to money
>>20001538
Here in Australia we have banana fritters which are basically the same thing.

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>>20001478
I love how he retracts his eyes to drink.

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>>19990449
They are the most vile of people

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>>20000000

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>>20002196
epic fail

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>>20000116
>beat
You just can't stop fucking up

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>>19989555

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>>19993160
If they don't want me to drink it, why do they use alcohol? Merry Sciencemas libtard

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>>20001389
>>20001396
>>20001401
>>20001406
>>20001427
>>20001429
>>20001430
>>20001431
>>20001435
>>20001439
>>20001442
>>20001449
>>20001451
>>20001452
>>20001463
>>20001464
Take your faggot ass back to >>>/pol/.

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>>20002362
all me

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>>19989555
>12 shots

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>>20002235
i want to buy a brap bread

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>>20002362

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>>20001377
They're drug addicts

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>>20002802
Good luck finding anything to eat.

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>>20001397
the levels of alcoholism i could achieve with that scare even me

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>>20002815
nah thats not drugs
t. drug addict

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>>20003491
i wish that was my dick oh god

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>>20001361
this bitch needs to put out better porn

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>>20001463
The stimmed-out carving negro makes me lose my shit every time I see this one

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>>20003975
yeah he is on a pill or something