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19956104 No.19956104 [Reply] [Original]

>he eats rice with a spoon instead of a fork
i seriously hope you guys dont do this

>> No.19956106
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>>19956104
what if there's curry

>> No.19956124

>>19956106
There's not. What the fuck is wrong with you.

>> No.19956134
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>>19956104

>fork

Nice job disrespecting a cuisine that has been around several times longer than your entire country.

>> No.19956137

>>19956134
I'll disrespect your mouth with my cock

>> No.19956165

>>19956134
>eating rice so sticky you can stab it
Learn how to make rice correctly

>> No.19956167

>>19956134
apes can pick things up with two sticks anon. we're past that. make a fucking tool.

>> No.19956190

>>19956167
dont fix what aint broken. what kind of dead end ideology is progress for progress' sake?

>> No.19956240

>>19956134
>Nice job
thanks
maybe if you weren't such a scared little pseud you could do some stuff too

>> No.19956248

>>19956134
Not using the autism sticks, it's just rice, get over yourselves

>> No.19956252

>>19956104
the rice eating part of asia thats civilised and doesn't eat with their hands uses spoons or chopsticks mutt

>> No.19956254
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>>19956190
well I look forward to watching you drive to work in pic related then

>> No.19956257

the heat from the rice cooks the spoon

>> No.19956368

>>19956104
what if it's rice pudding

>> No.19956387

>>19956368
apparently nothing is allowed but RICE and RICE alone.

so I guess that means fresh green rice grains straight from the paddy and you now have to eat them and not only eat them but eat them with a polished silver spoon

this is a very high quality thread

>> No.19956389

>>19956167
Apes can also pick things up with a fork. Now you have to switch to a convoluted picking up device that is only usable to humans.
Idk, an excavator maybe

>> No.19956391

spoons contour to the edge of the bowl so you can actually eat every last grain
forks have you dragging everywhere chasing the grains around while they slip between the tongs or giving up and leaving bits of rice all over your bowl like a spoiled child
fuck chopsticks i can't figure out how to use them

>> No.19956394

>>19956389
I think we should just skip the utensils and snort everything

>> No.19956407

Spoon is the only way to eat rice

>> No.19956533

Take the spoon pill. I use a spoon and a bowl for everything I can.

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>>19956104

>> No.19956600

>>19956106
I always eat curry and rice with a fork. The rice absorbs the curry just fine.

>> No.19956649

>>19956104
I do what I want.

>> No.19956939

>>19956533
based and checked

>> No.19956940

>>19956595
you are going to hell

>> No.19957002

>>19956940
worth it. besides salads they are the superior way to eat.

>> No.19957018

>>19956104
I eat it with my hands

>> No.19957033

>>19956240
Not him but the Chinese used forks and knives 10000 years ago and eventually progressed to chopsticks

>> No.19957037

>>19956167
>>19957033
Replied to the wrong anon

>> No.19957059

>>19956248
not using another tool when a simpler one will suffice, get over yourselves

>> No.19957063

Do you guys not have hands?

>> No.19957094

>>19956134
a spoon is basically a tiny shovel and a fork is a tiny rake/pitchfork
there is no larger analogue for chopsticks, making them an impractical tool for the retarded

>> No.19957101

>>19957094
Stakes, which can be quite large depending on what you're staking

>> No.19957331

>>19957101
stakes are meant to pierce, not grab

>> No.19957338

>>19956134
Most asian countries eat with a spoon and a fork

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>>19957094
?

>> No.19957432

>>19957331
Yeah you eat sashimi by piercing it with your chopsticks

>> No.19957466
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>>19957094
>No larger analogue for chopsticks
You mean these bad boys?

>> No.19957488

>>19957466
wow, someone reinvented fingers that need fingers to use
what genius

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>> No.19957568

>>19956252
>have a way of eating food so ineffient that even in the modern era you're still a skellington getting mogged on by westerners holding the fork with their entire fist
Past a certain point skinny doesn't even look good on a woman and there's a reason "skinny as a woman" is an insult you tell a weak man who eats 1 grain of rice at a time with his autism chops.
Now I understand the ad here for silver sticks you absolute retards.

>> No.19957589

>>19957488
ahh, the ironing

>> No.19959221

I just eat that shit with my hand like a goblin

>> No.19959227

No utensils necessary

>> No.19959379

>>19957033
>>19957037
regressed, anon regressed.

>> No.19959990

>>19956104
I don't want to use up the forks when my salad eating wife needs forks

>> No.19960026

>>19956104
I refuse to have spoons in my house, the fork and knife are all a real man needs.
Spoons are absolutely useless, i can drink soup from the bowl easily and then i eat the chunks with my fork. I look at spoonfeeders with contempt. If im at your house and you hand me a spoon i will shit on your rug.

>> No.19960103

>>19956104
Sticklets need not reply.

>> No.19960114

>>19960026
>spoonlets are coprophiliac autists
no surprised