/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19955142]

Realistically, how long could you survive off of this?

[Anonymous No.19955158]

>590 calories
lasts you 1/4th of your day

[Anonymous No.19955206]

>>19955142
how many can you have in a day? if it's as many as you want or at least 3, then i reckon you could live to a decent age, like you'd be doing as much damage to your body as a sedentary heavy drinker/smoker and those guys typically live up to their 50s-60s

[Anonymous No.19955220]

What’s the worst that could happen?

[Anonymous No.19955284]

>>19955158
Fat fuck detected

[Anonymous No.19955301]

>>19955142
The veggies might have the required micronutrients to keep you from dieing of "rabbit starvation" or scruvy but if that's not the case you'll be dead in a few months. It's possible the gravy and the brownie used enriched flour so that might help. Look at the back of the box for the nutrient information.

[Anonymous No.19955321]

>>19955158
>Quarterth

Fat retard

[Anonymous No.19955337]

>>19955206
>heavy drinker
Does this actually considerably affect lifespan on its own or is it just correlated with being a fatty, which does?

[Anonymous No.19955639]

>>19955337
Heavy drinking over a long period of time damages your liver, kidneys and brain (potentially irreversibly) and significantly increases your risk of several types of cancer. Remember that you're literally drinking poison.

Same goes for smoking, except that you're inhaling poison (in the form of smoke and any chemicals added or created during tobacco curing and production) so it affects different organs.

[Anonymous No.19955655]

>>19955321
one could say you put fourth a valid point

[Anonymous No.19955660]

>>19955142
1 of them, or a permanent diet of only this?

[Anonymous No.19955771]

>>19955158
you can do an entire day on just that, what do you mean

[Anonymous No.19955792]

>>19955142
bothm thr thime it takes .e to go from the mocrwave to the couch and back again

[Anonymous No.19956596]

>>19955792
are you okay anon?

[Anonymous No.19956674]

>>19955142
anyone ever been in prison? the food there is better than this, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.19956752]

>>19956674

[Anonymous No.19956780]

>>19956752
kino
what country?

[Anonymous No.19956928]

>>19955220
God damn, I'm so glad I don't eat goyslop anymore

[Anonymous No.19956931]

>>19955220
is this real?

[Anonymous No.19956934]

Around a couple months. You'd be alive, but most of that time you'd be suffering from starvation.

[Anonymous No.19956996]

>>19955142
probably about 4years before i give up and rope

[Anonymous No.19957030]

>>19955337
Anon, alcohol is literally a mild poison. That's why it has the effect it does on the human body. Obviously it's fine to have a few drinks, but "heavy drinking" implies drinking til intoxication on a regular basis. Obviously long term exposure to high levels of alcohol is a bad thing, and it has nothing to so with the bloating associated with alcoholism.

[Anonymous No.19957724]

>>19955142
shits not good for you, its overpriced and ironically takes just as long to cook as making meat n 3veg yourself does.

[Anonymous No.19957798]

>>19956780
I fucking despise """journalism"""

[Anonymous No.19957805]

>>19955301
>>19956934
delusional. health podcasts or nutrition gurus or whatever it is you're into have lied to you

i know vegans who eat like shit because they're lazy/ignorant so their diet is 80% rice or fries with whatever salad they have on hand and some fake GMO meat bullshit. the other 20% is booze, pills and cum. they've been living like this since at least 2016 which was when i met them

poor families all over the world eat almost nothing but fast food and processed garbage and even though they can get morbidly obese and their organs a hideous purple color, they're not exactly dropping like flies every other month

a varied, complete diet is a requirement for good health, longevity and to avoid disease, not to push back some sudden death which is around the corner if you don't eat your kale or something. OP would definitely get a lot if inflammation and a few chronic diseases after a while but he could last a good decade or more assuming he doesn't have some other crippling condition

[Anonymous No.19957835]

>>19956780
Land of the free

[Anonymous No.19957840]

>>19955142
Probably until you die

[Anonymous No.19957851]

Do you mean in terms of eating them as your only meal or do you mean like how many hours/days will ONE last you?

Frozen dinners are made with so many chemicals to ensure you get what you need for survival to keep working for Sheckelstein so you could survive off of nothing but a hungry man dinner for every meal forever. I never eat veg, I do cook for myself though. Even in frozen dinners I won't eat them. You do not magically get scurvy from not eating fucking vegetables ESPECIALLY if you're eating a frozen dinner where there are 800 ingredients in the potatoes alone, all of which make sure you have everything. Retards like >>19955301 belong in the shittiest /pol/ threads only where they espouse that if you don't eat 30 vegetables a day you suddenly end up hospitalized. The last vegetable I ate aside potatoes occasionally was almost 30 years ago.

[Anonymous No.19957852]

>>19955158
If you have more than a non-zero amount of non-essential body fat you can last much longer. I haven't eaten in 23 hours. I'm about to make a soup with less calories than that and probably go on not eating for another 16 hours at least.

[Anonymous No.19957861]

>>19956931
Is this a sarcastic question? Seriously wondering.
It is real.

[Anonymous No.19957866]

>>19957805
At least half based

[Anonymous No.19957876]

>>19957851
>The last vegetable I ate aside potatoes occasionally was almost 30 years ago.
You're older than 30?! You been making your own food decision for more than 30 years?

Also, isn't every edible food that isn't meat or a fruit a vegetable? I think you misrepresented the facts.

[Anonymous No.19957888]

>>19957876
I am in my late 30s and I was a latchkey kid so I mostly made my own food as a child too. I didn't misrepresent the facts, I literally eat meat, dairy, eggs, and sometimes bread/tortillas, and then like I said some food with potatoes as a side occasionally - there is no point where I eat fruit or veg aside the potatoes. My health is also apparently really good based on blood tests and various scans.

[Anonymous No.19957895]

>>19956752
>>19957835
Source?

[Anonymous No.19957898]

>>19955142
Cancer and/or heart failure in about 6 months to a year I'd say.

[Anonymous No.19957900]

>>19957888
Wow. So you were a latchkey kid but not poor then, in that you always have access to meat, dairy and eggs as opposed to process foods? I did the carnivore diet over the course of a few years. I felt pretty good overall as well and I bet my blood tests would have showed it.

[Anonymous No.19957918]

>>19957895
Marshal Project.
https://www.themarshallproject.org/2020/05/11/ewwwww-what-is-that

[Anonymous No.19957922]

>>19957918
Oh.

[Anonymous No.19958363]

>>19955639
>>19957030
How come Europeans and Japanese people drink and smoke more than Americans yet live longer?

[Anonymous No.19958377]

>>19958363
they actually walk places

[Anonymous No.19958414]

>>19957835
No, quite literally it's not the land of the free. That's what you eat when you are a prisoner.

[Anonymous No.19958420]

>>19955142
>didn't over-heat it to the point that the potato-splatter begins to burn
You did good in avoiding a rookie mistake.

[Anonymous No.19958497]

>>19957835
>Land of the free
They're in jail, dumb seething foreigner. They're not "free".

[Anonymous No.19958550]

>>19955158
>More calories than a big Mac somehow

[Anonymous No.19958965]

>>19955142
Frozen dinners are deficient in Vitamin C, so you'd probably end up with scurvy within a year

[Anonymous No.19958968]

>>19958363
Movement and less obesity per 100(,000) people is likely a factor. In a list of 200 countries, Japan is in stands out among the industrialized countries, I think, at 4.97% obesity. South korea beats it at 4.57%. The next recognizably european country is Italy and they sit at 20.94% obesity according to the World Obesity Observatory. All percentages are Adult Male statistics.

[Anonymous No.19958984]

>>19955142
Check on how much calories it have and then approximately 2000 you need per day.

[Anonymous No.19958990]

these things weren't so bad when the used to sell for 99c at the grocery outlets or under a couple bucks. I cant believe you fat fucks still buy these with the inflated prices. the only thing worse are those banquet meals.

[Anonymous No.19958998]

>$12.87 for a subpar mediocre fauxican dish
do amerifats really?

[Anonymous No.19959240]

>>19955142
i have been having one of these a day only with a pizza here and there for 2 weeks straight... they are just so cheap and im very poor and spend all my money on alchol am i going to die?

[Anonymous No.19959250]

>>19959240
You are. Are you okay with this? Have you accepted it? Are you just hoping to get out before things get worse or is it just a burden trying to cope with the meaningless of it all?

[Anonymous No.19959265]

>>19955142
Assuming you got a freezer full of these, a microwave, and NOTHING else, you'd be ready to kill yourself within a few months from the side quality.

They are fixable and improvable though. Add a pat of butter to the potatoes and some garlic powder and it gets better (ie has flavor). Same with the veg side, add a little bit of butter and it usually re-hydrates them better.

If you are allowed to fix them, you could live off these for a year or two. I guess you could do it indefinitely as a eat to live type of person.

[Anonymous No.19959338]

>>19957876
fruits are vegetables

[Anonymous No.19959377]

>>19955142
I'd rather stockpile picrel.

[Anonymous No.19959410]

>>19958550
Well yeah it's meant to be a big meal. You're meant to spread your eating habbits out to 6 parts.

[Anonymous No.19959898]

>>19959377
Humans parodying humans. Beings mocking beings. The act has blame as its bedfellow.

[Anonymous No.19959928]

>>19959377
I swear I've seen this in the store before despite it being fake

[Anonymous No.19960032]

>>19959928
There was something similar to this a few years before the meme was created, it had limited distribution. All references to the actual product have been scrubbed from the Internet as far as I can tell, the CEO got into trouble over diddling kids in Thailand but I've only heard part of the story.

[Anonymous No.19960083]

>>19957851
That post was in agreement with you yet you flipped out over muh /pol/ for no reason anyway.
Go the fuck back to /lgbt/ and stay there. Getting real tired of you lot.

[Anonymous No.19960102]

>>19957852
bro that's how you get malnourished

[Anonymous No.19960123]

>>19960102
Not really. Assuming I eat healthy food before I die, I'll be renourished. It's not sustainable to eat like this indefinitely, I think, because I'm losing weight. But until I'm at a weight where my body cannot utilize what is extra/non-essential, I should be fine. I'm also taking a multi-vitamin, but that's more religious than scientific.