/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19948174]

What are /ck/'s approved poorman (neet) meal under at least $10 for
>breakfast
>lunch
>dinner?

[Anonymous No.19948175]

>>19948174
thread already exists
>>19947806

[Anonymous No.19948208]

>>19948174
Ground beef and potatoes.

[Anonymous No.19948223]

>>19948174
Have you tried stealing food from a grocery store?

[Anonymous No.19948233]

>>19948223
To become simpy a good shoplifter, one must understand the security flaws of a grocery market. Guide to resources about it?

[Anonymous No.19948234]

>>19948174
If you live in a big enough city you never have to pay for food. Just be sure to keep track of which places you were at already.

[Anonymous No.19948237]

>>19948223
My skin is white, sir

[Anonymous No.19948242]

>>19948174
If you are a poor NEET you shouldnt be eating 3 meals.

[Anonymous No.19948243]

>>19948233
One of the most easily exploitable flaws of any place employing people for minimum wage is that the staff simply does give a shit if some food goes missing

[Anonymous No.19948247]

>>19948233
Always actually buy a decent amount of stuff to ward off suspicion. Never pocket anything in the area you took it from, just put it in your cart and walk around for a while adding other items until you have a good chance to surreptitiously slide it onto your person. Make sure you don't look around behind your back like you're doing something wrong, that'll attract suspicion.

[Anonymous No.19948250]

>>19948237
Well I'm sure your pure blood ideals will keep you sated. Enjoy your starvation, bootlicker

[Anonymous No.19948258]

>>19948242
Good point

[Anonymous No.19948284]

>>19948233
literally walk out the front door. workers are instructed not to stop you

[Anonymous No.19948317]

>>19948174
Chill
1lbs ground beef -$3
can of beans -$1
peppers-$2
onion-$1
chili powder -$1
crackers -$2

[Anonymous No.19948331]

>>19948233
If you have to ask, you are too brain-dead to do it.
>self-service kiosk
>that lets you text the receipt to yourself, they don't even want to give you paper copies now
>don't carry phone in visible spot on you

Literally just ring up shit improperly so it scans you getting shit and registers correct weights. Then bag it all up and leave like normal. Avoid big shit and putting stuff under your cart.

It's too fucking easy, and we let fucks wear masks for ANY reason now. Just couple with a hoodie and no one knows who the fuck you are.

If you can't with the above, just go to Cali, where it is legal to shoplift.

[Anonymous No.19948592]

Pyttipanna or pyttipannu where I live.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyttipanna
Finely chopped potatoes, onions and meat fried in plenty of fat topped with an egg.

[Anonymou No.19948595]

I only eat 2 times each day

[Anonymous No.19948605]

>>19948331
>If you can't with the above, just go to Cali, where it is legal to shoplift.
It's only legal if the stuff they are stealing has a total value of less than $3,007.
That's hardly shoplifting, you stupid fucking Trump supporter.

[Anonymous No.19948614]

>>19948605
It's not even actually legal you moron esl poltard you just can't get put in jail for ten years over stealing bread.

[Anonymous No.19948616]

Smoked sausage and sweet potato hash
package of smoked sausage
potato, Russet, 1ea.
Pepper, poblano, 1ea.
onion
butter for sauteing
cut ingridents up how you like them and stir fry on medium high till they're done.
Serve with eggs if possible, and thunderbird wine.

[Anonymous No.19948622]

>>19948616
Potato, sweet, 1ea.
dammit.
I am tired.

[Anonymous No.19948624]

>>19948614
>It's not even actually legal you moron esl poltard you just can't get put in jail for ten years over stealing bread.
Because bread is so expensive in California that you can't even buy it with EBT! It's like a third world country over there.

[Anonymous No.19948631]

>>19948317
I love seeing this pic....grew up in a household where no green peppers or onions were used in chili.

Scarred

[Anonymous No.19948636]

>>19948250
bite the curb

[Anonymous No.19948641]

>>19948624
California is the single wealthiest state in the entire country you broke ass hick.

[Anonymous No.19948669]

>>19948174
Breakfast: liver and onions
Lunch: liver and onions
Dinner: liver and onions

Go to salvation army and buy a bread machine and start making your own breads. It will save you money, and eventually you'll get the efficiency down to make it quick.

[Anonymous No.19948676]

>>19948669
humans aren't supposed to eat bread

[Anonymous No.19948700]

>>19948174
walmart brand $5 pizzas, and their cooked chickens are a good deal for lunch/dinner meals. You can buy cabbage and a carrot or two and make a slaw that will last for a while, just add some mayo and ranch or mustard or hot sauce etc. With some rice or bread you can make an asian, mexican, or bbq meal pretty easily with just that alone. Add cheese and cold cuts, fresh veg and have sandwiches, reuse the chicken bones for stock, etc. Just keep trying to reuse what you can while diversifying so you don't feel poor.
Breakfast? Coffee, maybe a fried egg and toast with butter and minced garlic, or hot sauce, or whatever. Or scrambled egg w/cheese on toast and pan fried lunch meat. Corned beef hash with an egg is good too. Or SPAM and rice and an egg. Bacon is basically good for any meal, and that's undeniable. (sprinkle some brown sugar on it and bake it in the oven, it's a great dessert).

[Anonymous No.19948716]

>>19948669
Liver causes gout

[Anonymous No.19948746]

i cooked some fresh peppers and garlic and added some canned beans (3 different kinds) and canned shredded pork (w/ juices) to it. i added all the liquids from the cans but not all at once, i added some to the hot pan to deglaze after cooking the garlic and peppers and to get some extra reduction while I simmered the rest in another pot. it was fkn good

tofu is pretty cheap. i know a dude who makes his own from bulk soybeans, plus you get some byproducts that can also be used like this protein rich powder that can be used to make bread. i'm gonna learn to do it. idgaf about soi. it's also really easy to cook with tofu

i keep a jar full of pickled eggs so i can always have supplemental protein. it's expensive to buy them pickled though, you gotta pickle them yourself

[Anonymous No.19948754]

>>19948631
a lot of people don't use green pepper but no onion? thats extreme even for competition chili

[Anonymous No.19948758]

>>19948754
no i lied. there was onions. i don't know why i would lie about something like that.

[Anonymous No.19948770]

Switch down to two meals a day. Buy a couple pounds of your favorite grain. Cook it into a gruel. Eat the gruel and remind yourself that thousands of years of your ancestors survived off gruel.
But you're also better than your ancestors even if you're a beet. Add shit to your gruel, just get what ever meat and produce is on sale. Add it to your gruel
I know it sounds lame but I've been eating gruel for years now because I got tired of shopping and meal prep. I still eat like a normal modern human on the weekends but I peasant max on the weekdays

[Anonymous No.19948790]

>>19948669
bread machines make horrid bread and the one task they really save you from is the kneading, and shaping, which is the most fun part. but baking your own bread is a super good idea, particularly if you're a NEET and have lots of time to dick around in your home

[Anonymous No.19948793]

>>19948237
>my skin is white
>still poor
lol
lmao even

[Anonymous No.19948802]

variations on beans and rice, my man. rice + lentils, etc. use dry beans which are fuckin cheap as shit, even if you buy the fancy ones, which i do, because i'm insufferable. toss in whatever aromatics and/or veg you have. it's way hard to fuck up beans and rice, and it's delicious and healthy. the two foods are actually very nutritionally complimentary, adding up to a full protein together. there's a good reason this is a staple food all over the world.

[Anonymous No.19948807]

If you’re talking extreme poverty then there’s a few foods that you can get that aren’t the typical “lmao processed shit like hot dogs” or “rice and beans forever”
Cabbage is super healthy and dirt fucking cheap. It can be eaten raw, made into slaw, cooked, boiled, baked, stir fried, the options are endless and all the chink cultures have cabbage in fucking everything.
Speaking of chinks, Asian radishes are healthy and dirt fucking cheap as well. Really every root vegetable sells for dirt cheap.
Add in tofu which is also very cheap and you’ve got poverty friendly Asian stew.
Away from the chink shit you’ve got chicken drumsticks and/or chicken quarters which are regularly sold for about $1/lb. I shouldn’t have to tell how about chicken.
Pork neck/stew meat also sells for like $2/lb, and so does ham.
Eggs can be pricy sometimes but I find medium eggs to be a steal. I’m able to get like 36 of them for $5.
All in all you could foodshop and buy ham cabbage tofu chicken eggs and carrots.
Now you have options:
>ham and eggs
>sandwich of ham or leftover chicken
>stews of a million varieties
>soups of a million varieties
>Fried chicken and coleslaw
>roast chicken or ham over a bed of vegetables cooking in the drippings

[Anonymous No.19948814]

>>19948807
>chicken quarters
Based, thanks for reminding me to take one out of the freezer for tomorrow. Fucking posted about it and then forgot.
Also, don't forget fried rice or steamed rice and steamed or fried frozen veg (it's pretty cheap and makes for a quick and easy meal prep).

[Anonymous No.19948850]

>>19948807
i second cabbage. this is a good idea. also gigantic bags of frozen corn and peas so you get some additional easy veg in your diet. don't get scurvy or rickets or whatever, NEETbro

[Anonymous No.19948878]

>>19948807
Excellent effort post, I'm tacking this on:
Always buy on a deal if you can. Smart shopping will save you tons of money if you're conscious of when you buy things. If you're cooking it tonight, the manager's special that looks like it'd be old in 2 days is fine.
Pork is always cheaper in the fall, Walmart tends to be the place I find is best for cheap prepackaged food items while I coupon at HEB for fresh fruits and veggies and decent meat. Plenty of stores let you use an app or clip them outta newspapers if you don't wanna give out your info. Just be aware of these things on top of other tips and you can be frugal as shit

[Anonymous No.19948884]

>>19948758
>i don't know why i would lie about something like that.
OPSEC through obfuscation

[Anonymous No.19948894]

>>19948641
Yet half the state is Mexican and they're poor

[Anonymous No.19948899]

>>19948878
Based fellow CENTEX anon. Don't forget the grains and beans, and now is usually the time when pork ribs are a good deal (buy wood in the spring/summer and smoke during the winter)

[Anonymous No.19948961]

>>19948754
Onions made mom's stomach upset- would put onion and garlic powder in just nothing raw

[Anonymous No.19948965]

>>19948174
Bacon egg and cheese in a tortilla, one skillet braindead easy meal, bacon is like .30-.80 a slice depending on quality, eggs are a dollar or two for a dozen, cheese is a couple bucks for a huge block or even just pre-shredded

Buy bulk chicken breast or thighs and freeze them, us for fried rice, stir fry, tendies, baked chicken, etc., etc.

Shit if your goal is only under ten bucks you can still afford ground beef for burgers, tacos, etc.

[Anonymous No.19948971]

>>19948174
Panfried spam, cubed, mixed into mac n cheese with fried onions and bbq sauce.

[Anonymous No.19948974]

>>19948971
sub the bbq sauce for spicy mustard. trust me.

[Anonymous No.19948985]

>>19948174
>breakfast
pepsi
>lunch
32oz plain generic brand greek yogurt
>dinner
going to bed early

[Anonymous No.19949023]

>>19948961
i lived like that for a long time
don't worry anon it only get worse

[Anonymous No.19949024]

>>19948174

[Anonymous No.19949030]

>>19948807
OP here, yes cabbage is literally the broccoli of the eastern world. Literally a cheap, healthy yet versatile veg (also easy to grow).

[Anonymous No.19949041]

>>19948965
The lowest, the better. Especially if meal can be cooked fast while you're vaganbonding/on a long journey (avoiding restaurants)H

[Anonymous No.19949061]

>>19948174
breakfast
>fried potatoes
lunch
>french fies
dinner
>baked potatoe

[Anonymous No.19949095]

>>19948174
>breakfast
A cup of tea and a candy or a piece of chocolate
>lunch
Boiled eggs with (real) mayonnaise and (real) bread.
>dinner
Organ meat potato stew

[Anonymous No.19949181]

>>19948790
kek. wtf is that from?

[Anonymous No.19949220]

>>19949181
i think it's from an old horror movie called The Stuff. very /ck/ appropriate subject matter

[Anonymous No.19949249]

>>19948174
>$10 each
Burritos, all three meals

[Anonymous No.19949253]

>>19948174
How can you be a Neet and still be able to afford food?

[Anonymous No.19949282]

>>19949253
OP. Not technically a neet but such a cheapskate and where I'm now, everything's expensive.

[Anonymous No.19949291]

>>19948174
egg salad
tuna salad
these have been my bread & butter for a bit, just mix em up with mayo, some salt & pepper and slap on whatever bread you got lying around. i just swap egg or tuna when i get tired of one.

and just learn to keep an eye on sales and to stretch ingredients. I got a whole chicken on sale the other day for a couple bucks, roasted it with some potatoes, thats dinner. next day I make stock with the bones and veggie scraps, make soup with the leftover chicken and cheap root vegetables. add some rice to bulk it up. and that's dinner for a week. if you're a neet you have all day to sit around the stove and do shit like this, so get your worth out of every ingredient.
buy meat off pieces and cook them down in stews, bake your own bread, save all your scraps to make stocks, etc.

[Anonymous No.19949422]

>>19948174
this isn't a whole meal, but if you need to "fill out" a meal, you can get 10lbs of potatoes for like $3.50-4.00. bake potato or cube and fry

[Anonymous No.19950324]

>>19948985
king

[Anonymous No.19950430]

>>19948174
Fuck that looks good

[Anonymous No.19950455]

>>19948174
>breakfast
cheese and beans on toast
>lunch
spam and beans on toast
>dinner
cheese and spam and beans on rice on a baked potato
If it can get the bongs through a world war, it can get you through whatever neet problems you're facing.

[Anonymous No.19950461]

>>19950455
Based

[Anonymous No.19950499]

>buy only eggs, steaks and yogurt
>cheapest fruits and vegetables if scurvy

[Anonymous No.19950517]

Test

[Anonymous No.19950550]

>>19948636
Nah you should do that considering you won't get to eat anything else kek

[Anonymous No.19950624]

>>19948208
This with corn hot corn tortillas, maybe a little bit of shredded cheese and hot sauce or homemade salsa is a great meal, super cheap.

[Anonymous No.19950654]

>>19949282
ontario?

[Anonymous No.19950664]

>>19948807
I got a packet of 3 deli-ham ends for $3.50 AUD (so like half that in USD), had one sliced up at breakfast on toast, and the other two I cooked tonight in the oven with a couple of sliced potatoes and an onion.

[Anonymous No.19951059]

>>19948174
add some saurkraut to that you'll be impressed

[Anonymous No.19951084]

>>19948174
ramen with some kimchi in it

[Anonymous No.19951099]

>>19948174

[Anonymous No.19951554]

>>19948985
Dam bro, may as well end it.

[Anonymous No.19951783]

>>19948233
protip: if you get caught you go to jail

[Anonymous No.19951785]

>>19948807
>recommending eggs when they're $7 a dozen
>recommending ham when its one of the most expensive meats
ok retard

[Anonymous No.19951808]

>>19951783
Where you eat for free!

[Anonymous No.19951831]

>>19948174
Sardines on bread.
Noodles, tuna, tomato sauce, herbs and spices to create variety. Add olives if you like.
Yogurt with honey.

[Anonymous No.19951834]

>>19951785
>>recommending eggs when they're $7 a dozen
stop posting this. the vast majority of people do not live in your shithole city.

[Anonymous No.19951845]

>>19948174
potatoes hot dogs brown rice beans

You can live indefinitely on potatoes alone though you may want to delete yourself

[Anonymous No.19951947]

>>19951099
Is this the equivalent of "install gentoo" on here? Eat deenz?

[Anonymous No.19952101]

>>19948317
>1lbs ground beef -$3

[Anonymous No.19952123]

>>19948174
Can you into seasonings? Reverse fucking nigger

[Anonymous No.19952127]

>>19948614
>stole a loaf of bread

[Anonymous No.19952128]

>>19952101
it goes on sale all the time

[Anonymous No.19952354]

>>19948700
>shredded cheese
>bacon
opinion discarded, these are not options for a poverty budget

[Anonymous No.19952525]

>>19952354
>these are not options for a poverty budget
honestly i see people eating poverty meals but spending so much money thinking thats the best they can afford
for the amount of money i spend i eat like a king compared to them

[Anonymous No.19952627]

>>19948174
Big pots of sloppa, chilli, bolognese

I started using ground turkey too since its cheaper than beef.

[Anonymous No.19952641]

>>19952354
Someone’s never been to Costco.

[Anonymous No.19952718]

>>19948770
sounds extremely based. any specific mixes you'd recommend, gruelmaster?

[Anonymous No.19952840]

>>19949061
We call this the Belarus diet

[Anonymous No.19952873]

Is Aldi still cheaper than walmart?

[Anonymous No.19952910]

>>19948242
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[Anonymous No.19952958]

>>19948716
Wrong
>>19948676
He said, wearing clothing and sitting in front of a computer in a house with central heating.

[Anonymous No.19953034]

>>19951834
and the majority of people dont live in the US where chicken anything is less than 1$/lb
its 5e/kg for even the shittiest parts even in europoor countries

[Anonymous No.19953514]

>>19948174
Chicken Alfredo. Tuna sandwiches. PBJ. Ramen. Rice n beans. Lentils.

[Anonymous No.19953545]

>>19948676
next you're gonna tell us pizza isn't a vegetable

[Anonymous No.19954083]

Box of pasta, jar of sauce, pound of beef (cheap stuff in the tube), bag of shredded cheese. That'll keep you well fed for a week if you don't go crazy with the portions.

[Anonymous No.19954095]

>>19953034
>and the majority of people dont live in the US
on this website they do.

[Anonymous No.19954106]

>>19952910
He's absolutely right. What activities are you doing during the day as a NEET that warrant a full 3 meals? It's completely unnecessary when you are basically living a sedentary lifestyle.

[Anonymous No.19954162]

>>19953034
>5e/kg
Whats that in real money?

[Anonymous No.19954684]

big bowl of porridge and a fried egg on the side for breakfast
ham and butter sandwiches for lunch, with chips if possible
rice with whatever for dinner
id be surprised if that lot combined came to over a tenner

[Anonymous No.19954691]

you need a shoplifting jacket. one that has weirdly large pockets facing inside. i can sneak out an entire london broil on mine with no printing

[Anonymous No.19954696]

>>19948317
Based steeler

[Anonymous No.19954698]

>>19948174
>3 eggs, maybe some oatmeal, cup of coffee
>peanut butter sammich with a baggie of cheeze-its
>tons of things, get creative faggot
There we go.

[Anonymous No.19954714]

>>19948317

do chili beans have the tomato component in them?

[Anonymous No.19954719]

>>19948616
you just cook potato in pan with oil?

[Anonymous No.19954770]

>>19948174
Spaghetti.
>1lb box of Spaghetti Pasta
$1
>1lb of Ground Turkey
$2
>45oz jar of sauce
$4
The left over $3 can go towards getting onions, garlic, tomatoes to add to sauce.

[Anonymous No.19954793]

>>19954770
>The left over $3 can go towards getting onions, garlic, tomatoes to add to sauce.
at that point just skip the jar of sauce altogether. you can probably buy a jar of passata or crushed tomatoes for less than some branded pasta sauce, and just season it yourself (assuming you at least have seasoning in the pantry and it doesn't factor into cost)

[Anonymous No.19955059]

>>19953034
Your joke of an economy is *literally* not relevant to this US based website. You CAN get eggs for cheap in the place were THIS website is hosted. Not everything is about you and your country, dumb retard.

[Anonymous No.19955148]

>>19948242
No human should be eating 3 meals a day. Our metabolism isn't designed for that, and in addition to building up fat, constant eating wrecks the immune system.

We're meant to fast and burn calories the entire day, and eat once towards the evening before going to sleep. Just like ever other land mammal predator on the planet.

[Anonymous No.19955157]

>>19948317
>making chili with beans and drinking the king of beers
Giga based, cheers!

[Anonymous No.19955160]

Also, "3 square meals a day" is a meme that was created merely a hundred years at the start of the industrial revolution when people started spending their entire day working in factories and offices with scheduled breaks. Before that, it was standard for people to either eat it once, or twice daily.. Simply breakfast, and supper. Eating more than that was for the wealthy and aristocratic.

[Anonymous No.19955171]

>>19948317
The only true answer. Cornbread is cheap and easy to make as a side. Do it, OP. Become the Chilineet.

[Anonymous No.19955173]

Ground beef and a box of Zatarain's seasoned rice.

[Anonymous No.19955181]

>>19953034
Sounds like a you problem, try a website based in your shithole if you can't come up with anything.

[Anonymous No.19955261]

>>19952127
>Go to prison in cali for 10 years for stealing bread
>Do my time
>Get out
>Still not free
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Anonymous No.19955278]

One million dollars is at least $10. You meant "at most," didn't you?

[Anonymous No.19955282]

S.O.S.

[Anonymous No.19955291]

>>19955282
I find it fitting that gay jewish American WW2 veterans invented something that looks like this

[Anonymous No.19955327]

>>19955291
You are not very smart

[Anonymous No.19955413]

>>19955261
you'll starve again

[Anonymous No.19955429]

>>19955148
I’ll eat as much as I damn well please and there’s not a damn thing your bitch ass is gonna do about it motherfracker.

[Anonymous No.19955582]

>>19954714
not the ones i buy, used to add crushed tomatoes but i didn't have them once i decided it tasted better and was cheap to leave them out

[Anonymous No.19955588]

>>19955429
I don't have to do anything, your body will punish you in due time (and your bank account if you're poor)

[Anonymous No.19955592]

>>19948174
>cook a cup of white rice
>with a rice cooker if you arent degenerate
>air fry like 8 dino nuggets for an extra 2 minutes than instructed
>cut dino nuggets into small pieces
>toss teriyaki sauce and chili paste into rice with dino nuggets
>dino nugget teriyaki bowl
>like $2.50

[Anonymous No.19955602]

>>19955282
love sos but its no longer cheap

[Anonymous No.19955618]

>>19955588
You're gonna be waiting a long time for that to happen numbnuts. I'm built like a fuckin mac truck and bang the finest broads on a daily basis. Your impotent seething only fuels my desire to partake in the finest, most extravagant meals and to continue banging only the most exotic women for as long as this big boy is still standing.

[Anonymous No.19955664]

liver, lentils, and tomatoes

[Anonymous No.19955910]

>>19948174
Frozen chicken nuggie sandwich

[Anonymous No.19956109]

>>19955910
why wouldn't you heat them first?

[Anonymous No.19956113]

>>19955282
>>19955602
Why's it called SOS?

>>19948770
Memes aside you can unironically replace any given meal with oatmeal and it's almost always a good choice
Tasty oatmeal is extremely easy to make too

[Anonymous No.19956115]

>>19948605
Can I steal $3000 from you then?

[Anonymous No.19956121]

>>19955602
I don't think it ever was. Pretty sure it always cost as much or more than a pound of breakfast sausage in grocery stores.

[Anonymous No.19956125]

>>19956113
>Why's it called SOS?
Shit On a Shingle

[Anonymous No.19956140]

>>19948317
This, you can also easily substitute in a cheaper meat like ground pork with basically zero difference. Instead of the crackers you could also get cornmeal, eggs, and milk (the latter two of which you're almost certainly buying anyway) and do cornbread which is trivial, customizable, and delicious.

>>19953034
Why are thirdworlders so narcissistic? Nobody gives a damn about the price of common goods in the lovely village of Favelaville, Bumfuckistan.
OP even specified USD for fuck's sake and nearly every post in the thread is discussing it in general American terms.

[Anonymous No.19956269]

>>19956140
corn bread is good, jiffy corn muffin mix is cheap and easy
i just buy tortilla chips from aldi they're like $1.50 a bag

[Anonymous No.19956840]

>>19956269
I imagine cornmeal and related products will basically always be cheap as fuck because of the dumb corn subsidies in the US. It may be ridiculous to have the equivalent of multiple EU countries' landmass dedicated solely to corn farming but it does mean I will never be paying too much for my cornbread fix.

[Anonymous No.19956885]

>>19948174
rice
egg
canned sausage

[Anonymous No.19957457]

>>19948616
>>19948622
Is this one sweet potato then or one of each?

[Anonymous No.19957461]

>>19948174
ragu bolognese. it will last a week in the fridge. you just boil some pasta and warm up the sauce

[Anonymous No.19957462]

>>19948641
Because of the progressive fundamentalist tech aristocrats who own all the wealth while preaching socialism to their servant slave economy

[Anonymous No.19957796]

>>19948676
they just did with very little issues for 5000 years.

[Anonymous No.19957810]

>>19948243
>>19948233
some of the big chains are letting you steal up to 2k, or whatever the felony limit is, then suing you in small claims court

[Anonymous No.19957819]

>>19948233
i used to work at a supermarket in a small town. it had no security cameras or other security features. shoplifting was not frequent but it happened a few times, the owner didn't feel like it was worth spending money on security cameras. but one time there was a break-in overnight, someone stole a lot of cigarettes and alcohol and we never found out who did it.

anyway not every store is the same, so what im saying is totally worthless because it doesnt apply to the stores in your area. you know them better than us.

[Anonymous No.19957821]

>>19954714
>>19955582
I add in 2 30 oz tomato paste cans. Like 2 bucks each, 1 can diced tomatos for flavor. Jalapenos.

Costs like 20 bucks but I get like 9 or 10 serving from 1 4 qt slowcooker

[Anonymous No.19957822]

>>19948669
>>19948790
Putting in all the effort to make bread isnt worth it compared to just buying a pack of store brand shit for 2 bucks

[Anonymous No.19957824]

>>19955592
Thanks, /a/

[Anonymous No.19957993]

>>19957821
i used to do giant batches that would last me a month or two (i'd freeze portions) but i recently started making less that way i can experiment with something new each time, as long as you're doing a pound of beef the savings for bulk buying is still pretty good

[Anonymous No.19958012]

>>19957993
Shoot anon you are a chili lord.

Did you cook the big batch in one massive pot?

[Anonymous No.19958046]

>>19958012
yea 10qt but i can't use it right now because the big front right burner on my stupid glass top stopped working and the pot doesn't fit on the back burner. For some wild reason my particular stove need the whole top replaced instead of just the one burner

[Anonymous No.19958056]

>>19948317
>1lbs ground beef -$3

[Anonymous No.19958062]

>>19958046
Shoot maybe I'm just fat if a 10 qt lasts you months

[Anonymous No.19958119]

>>19958062
im not eating it everyday but i am the only one eating it now

[Anonymous No.19958130]

>>19958056
if you don't know how to get it at that price i'm not going to tell you so i don't fuck it up for those of us that know

[Anonymous No.19958144]

>>19948233
self checkout

[Anonymous No.19958433]

>>19953034
Eggs are like $1.10/doz where I am. I regularly get coupons for them too. I could survive off eggs, rice, and onions for like $40 a month.

[Anonymous No.19958701]

>>19952641
so poor people should have to pay a fee to shop for cheaper food. got it

[Anonymous No.19958866]

>>19948331
>ring shit up improperly so it scans you getting shit and registers correct weights
What?

[Anonymous No.19959144]

>>19948233
I just use a large shopping bag with one of those hard bottoms you can remove. Put whatever stuff I want under there with a white cloth over it like I'm just protecting from spillage, use the self-service and just ring up all the cheap, bulky stuff. If you nix the hard bottom there's only the cloth so you can just say it got covered on accident if you get caught but the stiffness hides the items underneath better. Pros and cons I guess. Hidden items are flat and snug against the bottom.

I've never been caught but I had to stop as my shop put up automatic random searches that block your screen until staff checks your bag. So far they only just peek at the top but if a single employee gave a fuck and actually checked I'd have to go through the embarassment and it doesn't seem worth it for a free pound of meat and cheese every time I shop. Was nice for a while though.

[Anonymous No.19959151]

>>19959144
Other general tips from when a time where I just pocketed the stuff:
-If you're not a teen, go through the self-serve when teens are coming through as they move in groups and are noisy/suspicious enough so the staff focuses on them.
-Don't look at the cameras obviously, if you have to find a nice spot to pocket stuff scout ahead.
-Plan your way through the shop mentally before hand. Impulse theft
-Always keep moving and acting natural, surveillance guys (if they're even watching) are looking for people that are behaving differently.
-If you get a whiff of any suspicion on you, give up the steal entirely (this is why having the stuff in your bag already is superior because you can just transition over naturally if you need to).
-Do it during rush hour as attention is more divided with a larger number of customers and the problems that come with it. It sucks getting caught in front of a large number of people though...
-If you go through the classic cashier with a trolley, you can put one bulky item on that bottom rung right in front of your feet (what is that even for?). Again, if you get caught you can just say you forgot you put it there. My roommate got us free milk through all of college like this (milk is expensive in my country). Approx 1300 euros saved.
-If your shop lets you weigh your veggies in a brown bag, you can put whatver you want in there and just weigh it as potatoes so it's cheap. Meats, candy etc etc. The brown bag acts as free cover.

Anyways in the end it's not worth the repeated risk and once you've done it a dozen times you get sloppy because of how easy and normal it becomes. Zero guilt though, having worked in those shops no one gives a fuck so it's consequence free. Once I had money it didn't seem worth the trouble really.

[Anonymous No.19959178]

>>19956840
cornbread mix doesnt exist except as import in my country... When my mom makes it shes has to pop over to the african shop to get cornmeal that's rough enough to get the texture right.

[Anonymous No.19959196]

>>19948676
Processed bread*

[Anonymous No.19959213]

>>19948174
Deer meat and some form of starch and vegetable. Or small game, fish, waterfowl, upland bird for the protein.

I absolutely refuse to pay these kike prices for animal protein. And animal protien is extremely important for brain function, hence why the elites brainwash the plebs into not eating it or price them out.

So i just get all my own meat. It makes my weekends very busy but its very much worth it for me and my wife and kids.

[Anonymous No.19959226]

>>19948174
Any approved poorman meals for someone with high blood pressure?
I'm having a hard time trying not resort to cheap vegetable oil for certain foods, and I don't know if air fryers are indeed a meme or not.

[Anonymous No.19959233]

>>19948669
A based poast amongst fools...
Imagine discussing how to rip off stores, not just online, but fucking HERE, on 4Troons, the most highly fucking monitored site on the intarrweebs
these Zoomers really are NGMI.
What a fucking hollow shell this place is now.
>>19948790
you at least aren't retarded either...

[Anonymous No.19959236]

>>19959213
I eat venison all the time and I'm still retarded, I don't think your theory holds water.

[Anonymous No.19959255]

>>19952354
Both of these can be had from the dollar stores.
You can even buy the shredder too, less than $4 for all 3.
You do have to be aware, about half of the things you find at the the dollar stores, are actually cheaper by volume at the regular stores--and of course some of it is just pure cancer to begin with.
>>19952873
often but not always.
I won't go to Shart-Mart on principal.

[Anonymous No.19959261]

>>19952718
I prefer oats and and cracked wheat. Literally any whole grain will work and give you the stamina of a hun.
Everyone gets way too caught up on details. Humanity rose to greatness on a combo of whole grain mixed with meat and available vegetable and fruit. Literally homo meal maxing

[Anonymous No.19959283]

>>19959144
If you get caught just offer a $20 like it's no big deal. It's more likely to work with young people.

[Anonymous No.19959398]

>>19958701
Yes, it's an investment. Pay sixty bucks up front to save hundreds over the course of a year. Buy one pair of expensive boots and save money over buying new boots every season

[Anonymous No.19959483]

>>19954095
check the timezones
if you make a thread in Aussie timezone dont act fucking surprised when 99% of everyone posting is Aussie, Kiwi or Chinese

[Anonymous No.19959570]

>>19948233
N

[Anonymous No.19959573]

>>19948250
>Lives on government issued food stamps
>Calls someone else a bootlicker
>Still steals food from grocery stores even though it's covered by food stamps
yes, your insults, they sting... like not at all lol

[Anonymous No.19959576]

>>19948174
Congee. Literally just 8 cups of water (free) and 1 cup of rice. Makes a huge bowl of porridge and you can add any meat you want and it cooks well and the porridge takes seasoning good. Boil water on high and then put in 1 cup of washed white rice and wait till it boils again, then turn down to medium-medium low and cover with a lid halfway for 25 minutes. Put in your seasoned meat raw and it'll cook in like 10 minutes.

[Anonymous No.19959578]

>>19948174
Meat Primals and break them down your self--by far the cheapest way to buy meat. Make stock out of the bones and freeze what you don't immediately use.
>>19948223
Ask me how I know you're not white.

[Anonymous No.19959665]

>>19954106
i exercise regularly lardass

[Anonymous No.19959674]

>>19955148
What YouTube grifter taught you these biotruths?

[Anonymous No.19959692]

>>19948247
Also wear a long jacket with additional pockets on the front (better if you customize it on your own), to avoid getting identified wear a beanie and sunglasses. Fake beard is handy too.

[Anonymous No.19960363]

>>19955171
you can also use leftover cornbread to make cornbread dressing which is also fantastic

[Anonymous No.19960370]

>>19948802
Wtf do you consider a fancy dried bean?

[Anonymous No.19960372]

>>19948802
To add to this, buy from stores that sell from bulk bins. You can price compare by going to the same items pre-packaged in the store.

[Anonymous No.19960376]

>>19948971
Spam is no longer cheap

[Anonymous No.19960403]

>>19955618
Gayest thing I've read in awhile.

[Anonymous No.19960404]

>>19948807
>$1 for chicken
Lol I wish, here in Chicago drumsticks are $2.99 a lb

[Anonymous No.19960552]

Thread about cheap food turns into just steal thread. Classic.

This is a cheap tasty food that, if not devoured, will last about a week in fridge.

Depends on how much you want but, buy dry green/brown lentils. Cook, drain, and cool. Meantime small dice jalapeños, tomatoes, garlic, red onion or shallots, cilantro if you want. Basically pico.
In a bowl whisk olive oil into lemon juice, salt pepper. Mix everything together. Enjoy!

[Anonymous No.19960628]

>>19959283
I use the self check lane so I don't have to interact with anyone, which has more value to me than stolen goods.

It would probably work most of the time though.

[Anonymous No.19960649]

>>19960552
People used to post theft guides way way back when, get over it man.

Lentils are the best tho, so adaptable.

[Anonymous No.19960699]

>>19960649
But that was in theft threads.

[Anonymous No.19960724]

>>19960699
Yes you're right, but thread derailing is a hallowed tradition and thus is to be embraced. I miss info//guide dumping threads.

[Anonymous No.19960950]

>>19960649
>>19960724
you're black
we get it

[Anonymous No.19960990]

>>19960950
kek ok anon if that makes you feel better sure

[Anonymous No.19961032]

>>19948174
a box of zatarain's gumbo mix, an andouille sausage, and a chicken breast. Will make 4-6 meal servings for less than $10.

[Anonymous No.19961553]

>>19956121
Yeah, like $5-8 for a jar of the beef, or one serving for $4-5.
So then you get creative. Use breakfast sausage, bacon, hamburger, or any other protein you have on hand.
It's all white sauce with something mixed in. Still tasty.

[Anonymous No.19961560]

>>19948174
macaroni and tomatoes

[Anonymous No.19961561]

>>19948174
5 pound of potatoes for $2.50
dozen eggs for $1.99
Gallon of milk for $3.00
2 Stick of butter for $2.00
Onion for $0.50
=====
$9.99

We are feasting!
(shop smart, and you get it for less.)

[Anonymous No.19961736]

>>19948243
>>19948247
>>19948284
>>19948331
>>19957810
>>19957819
>>19958144
>>19959144
the dregs of society

[Anonymous No.19961790]

>>19948174
steak, mashed potato, and asparagus

[Anonymous No.19961958]

>>19958701
You'd make that fee back in spades if you open up an LLC and buy wholesale for said LLC. Use your imagination.

[Anonymous No.19962077]

>>19959213
>Deer meat
I fucking wish. They are a plague here where I live. Would be too easy to just crossbow one from my doorway. Fucking guy across the street is a game warden.

[Anonymous No.19962088]

>>19952718
>>19959261
I'd also recommend rice, like >>19959576
You can use anything from land animal, bird, or sea and whatever veg or spices you want.
>>19959578
>Meat Primals and break them down your self--by far the cheapest way to buy meat. Make stock out of the bones and freeze what you don't immediately use.
This. If you have the means, buy a large freezer in your garage or other space, and either buy in bulk from a butcher, or buy fresh quarters of animals and butcher it yourself and reuse rest of the carcass as you want (stocks, compost, etc).

[Anonymous No.19962102]

>>19960404
wtf, chicken quarters are $0.57 lb here in TX.

[Anonymous No.19962110]

>>19961032
This is shit advice. Buy all of these ingredients in bulk and actually save some money.
>buying zatarans gumbo mix in bulk is dumb
Yes, buy the fucking ingredients retard. They're on the box.

[Anonymous No.19962113]

>>19961561
>5 pound of potatoes for $2.50
>dozen eggs for $1.99
>Gallon of milk for $3.00
>2 Stick of butter for $2.00
>Onion for $0.50
>=====
>$9.99
>
>We are feasting!
On what exactly?

[Anonymous No.19962115]

>create LLC money manager company
>'hire' LLC to manage my finances, including doing things like my shopping
>LLC purchases everything wholesale, as it's for a business.
>LLC 'sells' it back to me (not sure if charging a vig is worth it, I think there's probably some pro-bono/donation racket I can work in here)
>???
>PROFIT

thoughts? It's basically a way for me to buy food and other staples cheaper, I can write off my time and vehicle and mileage/gas, etc. Basically I exist as a tax haven to myself. It can't be that easy, can it?

[Anonymous No.19962167]

Chicken & Rice

[Anonymous No.19962201]

>>19962115
I'm pretty sure detailing your master plan on a Cambodian breast milk newsgroup is a sign of lacking intelligence

[Anonymous No.19962207]

>>19962201
I've seen LLCs used in similar ways for other things, pretty sure it's legal.

[Anonymous No.19962237]

>>19962207
tell me more about how to run a successful shell corporation

[Anonymous No.19962249]

>>19962237
Just open more LLCs. I lived in Dubai for a few years, half of the apartments were LLCs for over seas 'trading company XYZ' based in where ever.

[Anonymous No.19962253]

>>19962249
>just open more LLCs
I'm on to you, Goldstein

[Anonymous No.19962257]

>>19962253
>Goldstein
But that's my superpower. You're ethnically targeting me, that's illegal. I shall sue you for damages to maximize my gains.

[Anonymous No.19962266]

>>19948174
ramen with cut up hot dogs

[Anonymous No.19962467]

>>19962113
Deez obviously

[Anonymous No.19962483]

>>19962110
do you always act like a cunt because you were raised by a single mother?

[Anonymous No.19962492]

>>19948174
lamb heart and neck stew. $10 will get you 2 large portions

[Anonymous No.19962511]

>>19960404
Bro I live in NYC and they’re still $1/lb
Is sausage meat cheap over there? You midwesterners eat sausage constantly right

[Anonymous No.19962970]

OP here, thanks for all the answers. But i wanna ask something, is "eat deenz!" equivalent of "install gentoo" from /g/ here?

[Anonymous No.19963199]

>>19962970
exactly

[Anonymous No.19963214]

>>19963199
So
>"watch boku no pico!" /a/
>"install gentoo!" /g/
>"buy link/kneepads!" /biz/
>"eat deenz!" /ck/

Just recap

[Anonymous No.19963222]

>>19963214
I think we've been here too long.

[Anonymous No.19963237]

>>19963222
What?

[Anonymous No.19963292]

Oatmeal extremely filling and cheap, have some milk on hand to cook it in. Don't allow it to get too hot or it'll scorch.
Take those eckrich smoked sausages, potatoes, chopped onion, carrot, and cabbage goes in last. Boil in pot, salt to taste.

[Anonymous No.19963294]

>>19948174
crack

[Anonymous No.19963305]

>>19963294
crack sucks i want to get my moneys worth out of my drugs

[Anonymous No.19963860]

>>19963214
I don't browse /a/ but I wouldn't be surprised if that was an equivilant shitpost.

[Anonymous No.19963886]

>>19963860
>>19963214
its not a shitpost they actually like it

[Anonymous No.19963895]

>>19963886
but i like deenz unironically :(

[Anonymous No.19963930]

>>19963895
deenz are good, but I prefer smoked oysters or kippered snacks desu. I use linux, but not gentoo, and I trade options.

[Anonymous No.19964332]

>>19955148
I need to bulk THOUGH
I’m a dyel

[Anonymous No.19964732]

>>19948174

For breakfast I've been doing
1-2 sausages oatmeal, and coffee

>Jumbo chicken sausages (5 for $4 at food depot)
>Oatmeal ($1.25 dollar tree)
>brown sugar ($1.25 dollar tree)
>Rasins (1.25 dollar tree)
> Salt (1.25 dollar tree)

You could eat if for 5 days off the $10 before tax too

Many of my meals are spreads of whatever is marked down in the produce section, bakery, and deli. All the stuff from pic related only cost me $14 bucks and I ate it for 3 lunches.

[Anonymous No.19964742]

Do I have $10 for each or total? I'm guessing each.
Breakfast: eggs
Lunch: usually skip it but usually leftovers of a dinner.
Dinner: a nice lentil stew with some meat in it. Just get a pack of sausage or whatever shit you want and throw it in.

[Anonymous No.19964914]

>>19963886
Troll advice i'd say
everytime you ask which anime you should watch
>/a/ says boku no pico
everytime you ask which os you should install
>/g/ says gentoo
everytime you ask which crypto you should buy/hodl
>/biz/ says link
everytime you ask which food you should eat
>/ck/ says deenz

These ones have one in common, not for normie consumption

[Anonymous No.19964973]

>>19964914
>not for normie consumption
well deenz kinda are normie food depending on the region

[Anonymous No.19964991]

>>19964914
It's called board culture anon.

[Anonymous No.19965202]

>>19964991
>board culture
This

[Anonymous No.19965264]

>>19948233
I've accidentally stolen 12-packs of soda many times time by putting them in the undercarriage section of my shopping cart. I just forget that I put it there and walk out without scanning it. Some grocery stores have sensors on their self-checkouts that detect it but many don't and the minimum wagies don't give enough of a shit to pay attention

[Anonymous No.19965311]

>>19965264
I've literally paid for them, and then forgot to take them off of the bottom of the cart when loading my car. Carts are chaotic neutral in their very nature.

[Anonymous No.19966335]

>>19962115
Why would you do that instead of just applying for food stamps

[Anonymous No.19966338]

>>19962257
>that's illegal.
Demographic marketing isn't illegal what

[Anonymous No.19966349]

>>19948807
>Asian radishes are healthy and dirt fucking cheap as well
I don't care about price but daikon radish is so fucking underrated

[Anonymous No.19966883]

>>19952354
idk where you live but store brand shredded cheese is at most $2 for 8oz where I am and often on sale for cheaper, blocks too if you shred yourself but watch out for 6oz blocks, they think they're clever. bacon is also constantly on sale, the most you would need to pay is like $4/lb which lasts long if you aren't a giant fatass.

[Anonymous No.19967039]

>>19948233
I tried shoplifting when i was younger and i was almost always caught. Dont do it anon

[Anonymous No.19967084]

>>19948793

[Anonymous No.19967113]

>>19955148
And those other 'land mammal predators' aren't designed by nature to live longer than 15 years or so.
We're constructed differently for a reason.

[Anonymous No.19967119]

>>19958701
If you're just cooking for one person, it might not be worth it--but if you're cooking for a family and actually USE the membership, it'll pay for itself fast.

[Anonymous No.19967734]

>>19959261
Bro the Huns lived off dairy.
When the Mongols invaded China, they noted how the Chinese soldiers lived off gruel and were malnourished with poor teeth.