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File: 2.97 MB, 1280x720, pol gf wives trying aussie food.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19938259 No.19938259 [Reply] [Original]

ck webm thread black friday edition

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>> No.19938295

>pol gf
thread hidden and herb

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>>19938259
>the "pol gf" poster has arrived

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>> No.19938342
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>> No.19938344

>>19938259
your webm’s are fucking trash
kill yourself

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>>19938295

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>>19938272
HELL yeah, that's MY America!

>> No.19938355

>>19938295
>>19938323
>>19938344
Its hilarious how much this triggers you fags. For the longest time I didn't even realize what people were bitching about

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>> No.19938362

>>19938355
I wouldn't mind if his webms weren't complete shit

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>> No.19938367

>>19938355
It’s more hilarious how much attention you crave from your consistent webm shitposting

>> No.19938369
File: 2.80 MB, 960x540, chicken washing.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.19938371

>>19938362
It's the same dumb webms that have always been posted with a different filename. They just see "pol" and flip their lid

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>>19938259

>> No.19938379

>>19938367
Swing and a miss. NTA, but I can't stop you from gaslighting or doubling down. Go ahead with your next seething projection

>> No.19938387

>>19938371
I'm a chud though why would I flip my lid over pol being in the filename? Usually I can tell it's him before I even read the filenames, then I check and I'm like 'yep I was right'

>> No.19938399

>>19938287
Why was this WAM porn shot like it was a movie?

>> No.19938417

>>19938316
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3injDnvAyRg

>> No.19938458

>>19938369
I don't understand how anyone could be this retarded. Washing chicken just means using water, vinegar, and lime juice.

>> No.19938521
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>> No.19938531

>>19938355
The asshole is getting what he wanted out of the filenames but damn did the one or two homos who fell for it quickly become the most annoying thing in these threads

>> No.19938534

>>19938264
Why do they use really choppy and wobbly video of themselves? Makes this already stupid skit too distracting to watch.

>> No.19938535

>>19938268
what happened

>> No.19938539

>>19938280
They are not like us.

>> No.19938541

>>19938399
The movie Tommy

>> No.19938547

>>19938387
>I'm a chud though why would I flip my lid over pol being in the filename?
You're really bad at this Anonymous thing.

>> No.19938561
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>> No.19938563

>>19938316
>the college experience

>> No.19938568

>>19938264
I diagnose her with a chronic white penis deficiency

>> No.19938569
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>> No.19938575

you guys want new webms? i fixed my ytdlp so i can download videos again

>> No.19938576

>>19938266
I would seriously love to be her toilet after all that makes its way through her digestive system

>> No.19938578

>>19938575
how do you make videos from webms, the software i use is limited to one minute

>> No.19938582

>>19938578
are you using webms for lazys? it should be able to convert webm to webm
also ck limits webm lengths to 1:20, it won't let you post if its above that length

>> No.19938593
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>> No.19938594

>>19938278
I can fix her...with my BWC

>> No.19938599
File: 3.83 MB, 504x900, we're making the fanciest potatoes w⧸ @chefboylee .webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
19938599

he lathered the potatoes in duck fat
bake
put in fridge for a night
then fried it in duck fat
it is topped with caviar
idk what the white stuff is

>> No.19938603

>>19938593
Is this a movie?

>> No.19938616

>>19938270
how often do you think he cleans those bowls?

>> No.19938622

>>19938599
cream of semen

>> No.19938623
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>> No.19938625

>>19938278
Is this real? If so, need some source.
I refuse to believe she drinks 20 cans of beer a day. Not because of alcohol but because she doesn't look bloated.
If I drink 20+ beers a week I will look like the Michelin man...

>> No.19938628

>>19938304
NOT MY PROBLEM

>> No.19938629

>>19938603
TV drama
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIfcISneSwU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dx_6IgB_D_8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sU_6_xvcpU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2jGkrwRco0

>> No.19938632

>>19938344
This but not as much seethe

>> No.19938633
File: 3.80 MB, 450x800, why are italians like this.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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the man is italian the woman is mexican

>> No.19938636
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naruto cameo

>> No.19938642
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>> No.19938651
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you guys like cake?

>> No.19938657
File: 3.83 MB, 450x800, When in Australia….you cook up a delicious Wagyu Burger with Cheese !.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.19938662
File: 3.84 MB, 450x800, Super unique street food in Taiwan.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.19938666
File: 3.80 MB, 450x800, His last meal 40 layer lasagna w 20 layers.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.19938668

>>19938633
What dumb cunts. It's just a stromboli.

>> No.19938674
File: 3.83 MB, 404x720, PEPPERONI & CHEESE STUFFED CRUST VODKA SICILIAN PIZZA from Marinara Pizza NYC!.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.19938678
File: 3.83 MB, 420x750, How to make a Smokey whiskey cocktail.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.19938681

>>19938535
"doing more" for the pursuit of content

>> No.19938685
File: 184 KB, 404x720, Making big moon cakes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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last one for now

>> No.19938686

>>19938651
it looks amazing, but, man, fondant is so terrible to eat. when my wife and i got married we didn't have much money so we did a super-budget wedding. the one thing she wanted to spring for was a fancy wedding cake. so we went and did the appointment thing and tasted some and they were all horrid. we ended up just getting a big spread of delicious regular cakes from a local deli. everyone loved it.

>> No.19938687

>>19938686
Completely agree. i remember i used to get a cake for my bday with light frosting on the outside. I mean super light, it wasn't buttercream. Then one year my parents got me a cake from this fancy bitch and it was covered in fondant. Absolutely disgusting.

>> No.19938708

>>19938685
thanks for all the new webms, Anon

>> No.19938717

>>19938685
hard to see anything with the compression, literally what did they put in that thing?

>> No.19938725

>>19938717
oops didn't know i fucked it up
comments said its gluttinous rice flour thing

>> No.19938736

>>19938286
GIWTWM

>> No.19938751
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>> No.19938753

>>19938625
You also live a mostly sedentary lifestyle, eat garbage and not a genetic freak that doesn't get drunk from alcohol because your body metabolizes it differently.

>> No.19938754
File: 3.83 MB, 450x800, PUT IT BACK IN THE WATER DONT LET IT SEE LAN.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.19938755
File: 3.82 MB, 450x800, POV ur gf is asian.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.19938784

can someone post the jack webm where he's pouring shit in his eyes

>> No.19938791

>>19938725
>Most mooncakes consist of a thick, tender pastry skin enveloping a sweet, dense filling,
I have to admit, I conflated Moon Cake with Moon Pie but the video didn't make me think it would be sweet. Looked to me like bean paste, some cheese and arancini or something pressed down and baked in a pastry. Kinda like a giant pierogi.

>> No.19938799

>>19938754
I liked Wang Gang's video on this creature.

>> No.19938800

>>19938686
He makes some really cool looking non-fondant cakes too. I think uses a special type of chocolate or something that holds shape.

>> No.19938804

>>19938269
The only autistic thing I see is you thinking this is interesting

>> No.19938807

>>19938662
Is.......is that just a giant mound of honey crusted in graham cracker crumbs?

>> No.19938808

>>19938599
I need that god damn machine.

>> No.19938814

>>19938633
Imagine having to listen to this retarded woman every fucking day holy shit

>> No.19938820

>>19938717
>>19938725
>>19938791

Asiafag here,

So Mooncake, the turkey of Asia - overpriced during its holiday, but dirt cheap the rest of the year. There are two main types, savory and sweet.

Savory has savory fillings, of which the standard are various nuts and seeds (watermelon, pumpkin, cashew, etc), dried fruits, dried pork bits (think bacon), and always one or two salted egg yolk. High end, fancy variation has shark fin, abalone, tiger dick and other obscure shit they could cramp in the fucking thing to hype up the price. The more obscure the shit, the more prestigious, and more excuse to demand premium prices from superficial Asian boomers. They gift the expensive shit to show off or bribe.

Sweet is much simpler w/ the standard filling being really just Mung Bean paste enveloping aforementioned salted egg yolks. Variation could see the mung bean paste replaced w/ shredded coconut (my favorite).

The shell is made from flour and wrapped around the filling ball before being squeezed in a mold to form the final square shape. You can also get mochi shell that can be flavored as well, such as macha, fruits, or whatever other shit.

>> No.19938831

>>19938820
Thank you Chang Anon

>> No.19938832

>>19938754
tsuchinoko?

>> No.19938836

>>19938820
But when do they mix the gutter oil in?

>> No.19938838

>>19938269
I don’t know wtf I just watched but it made me cringe bad

>> No.19938861

>>19938298
>>19938303
sad knowing this guy's eating habits led to a massive stroke that cost him the use of one of his arms and never bothered to change his eating habits.

>> No.19938873

>>19938836
Either when they fry the pork bits and other shit, or incorporated into the shell dough - a penny save is a penny earned.

>>19938685
This is like a cosmopolitan revision to traditional mooncake. The white sheet in the gif is cheese.

I absolutely hate traditional savory mooncake because it is just a clusterfuck of textures in your mouth. It is nutty, but soft, stringy and chewy, but also doughy, jammy, crunchy, meaty and sweet, but also fruity. It is just a fucking mess, but try it if you ever get a chance.

>> No.19938877

>>19938861
Just seems like a form of suicide, my only hope would be him feeling like his brand is eating like a fat slob so he doesnt eat the whole servings of the food he makes

>> No.19938882

>>19938616
Given the fact that they clean it with street water, its better that they dont clean it at all.

>> No.19938908

>>19938576
think she has enough for both of us?

>> No.19939424

these webms suck

>> No.19939457
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>>19938807
Light Karo Syrup i think.

>> No.19939464

>>19938753
>Genetic freak who doesn't metabolize alcohol
How? Wouldn't you die?

>> No.19939489

>>19938666
>40 layer lasagna
>Is only 20 layers
Is this false advertising?!

>> No.19939490

>>19938539
Yeah, wypipo are really disgusting

>> No.19939495

>>19938651
Fondant is fucking awful. How much do people pay for these performatice, inedible cakes?

>> No.19939501

>>19938753
>genetic freak
American education. Go read some books and make less assumptions about my supposed lifestyle. Choke on that turkey, retard.

>> No.19939503

>>19938599
Why are Asians so obsessed with lathes?

>> No.19939511

>>19938593
This is why I make coffee in a moka pot now. Pour over is too much of a hassle.

>> No.19939522

>>19938755
Damned Anon, I almost shat my pants.

>> No.19939536

>>19938625
>Michelin man
His little name is Bibendum.

>> No.19939542
File: 2.93 MB, 1280x720, Wiener.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.19939551

>>19938366
She's cute.

>> No.19939560

>>19938535
i will never understand how he goes from vegan to obese omnivore slob

>> No.19939584

>>19939489
He didn't count the layers of pasta. He counted 20 layers of meat sauce so there must be 20 layers of pasta too.

>> No.19939621

>>19939560
He was a retarded vegan (didn't make sure he was getting enough B12) blamed it on vegetables and then started snorting bacon drippings and shooting up liquefied deep dishes pizzas to become a hamplanet for $$$.

>> No.19939650

>>19938268
where did the parrot go ?

>> No.19939662

>>19938278
how come she's not even chubby ? he drinks insane amount of alcool and eat the asian equivalent of junk food ( aka, cup noodles)

>> No.19939881
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>>19938578
use ffmpeg - command line

>> No.19939883

>>19938633
Doesn't look that bad, but I wouldn't call it a burrito pizza, looks a lot more like a chicken bake with pizza filling.

>> No.19939898
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>>19939489
he's counting the noodle layers. between them are more layers.

>> No.19939910

>>19938264
>>19938259
>>19938266
>>19938278
>>19938280
>>19938285
>>19938309
>>19938310
>>19938316
>>19938318
>>19938319
go back to >>>/pol/ faggot

>> No.19939917
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>>19938294
looks viet

>> No.19939920

What I wouldn't do just so a 6/10 plain looking Asian girl would show me the time of day

>> No.19939928

>>19938576
>>19938908
Kek.

>>19938266
Never heard of this place.

>> No.19939942
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>>19938799
I agree she's not great looking but that just seems a little mean spirited

>> No.19939954

>>19939650
They ate him.
Okay Jokes aside, Nick's parents are taking care of him, but maybe because he tried to eat him

>> No.19939968

>>19938642
I don't like he she pronounces chicken as "Shecken" or soy sauce as "Sæy sawce", overall good recipes

>> No.19939976

>>19938651
>5000 layers of pure sugar and zero taste
Yeah i wouldn't eat that

>> No.19939978

>>19938657
>take thick slice of hard cheese
>cut a circle out, rendering the rest unusable for anything but sauce
>slap on burger
>it doesn't melt on contact because as previously mentioned it's a hard cheese
>char it with a torch
Gee, thanks. As if the unreasonably thick burger wasn't already annoying enough to eat, now it's got a burnt, butane flavored disc of unmelted cheese on it and an egg yolk is leaking all over my hands.
Bravo, chef.

>> No.19939980

>>19938662
>Diabetes

>> No.19939983

>>19938751
That was so fucking hard to watch

>> No.19939988

>>19938754
>Gets attacked by massive salmander
>Eats it
Holy based

>> No.19940054

>>19938633
omg guys you will never believe how angry this Italian will get!

>> No.19940368

>>19938310
How he got those scars?

>> No.19940383

>>19939662
i know a shitter when i see one and she looks like it

>> No.19940399

>>19939978
he was never the same after the grilled cheese video

>> No.19940406

>>19938808
Did some research. Seems to be this a Japanese vegetable slicer.

https://www.amazon.com/Chiba-Peeler-Vegetable-Slicer-Cutter/dp/B0BX78LD78/

>> No.19940434

>>19938298
both of them look like dicks in their clothing, but you've gotta admit those ribs are juicy af

>> No.19940443
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>>19938521

>> No.19940455

>>19940406
Big thanks.

>> No.19940491

>>19940455
By the way, if you have a KitchenAid, you can buy the cheaper attachment instead.

https://www.amazon.com/KitchenAid-KSMSCA-Vegetable-Cutter-Metallic/dp/B072TNMLNF/

>> No.19940495

>>19938357
sauce?

>> No.19940515
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19940515

Anyone have the guy on the left video?

>> No.19940826

>>19940368
just move on anon, don't rot your brain

>> No.19940843

>>19939910
i would if i could

>> No.19940846

>>19939988
If aliens crash landed in China they would be eaten by noon

>> No.19940881

>>19938358
The reactions of the one on the left always make me lol

>> No.19941044

>>19938625
>>19939662
Where are you getting "20 cans a day" or "insane amount of alcohol" from? She says she hit thirty drinks "once", as in that was an outlier peak, she only has like five beers in the actual webm. If she averages a dozen cans a day that's like 1400 calories and with the tiny appetite alcoholics have you could eat half a dozen cup noodles on top of that and barely be at maintenance for someone who hikes as a hobby.

>> No.19941304
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Reject pol gf modernity, return to egg fort tradition

>> No.19941309

>>19938268
And look at him now. Sad. Also posting his anus should be an instaban.

>> No.19941312

>>19938534
in a world of ADHD-riddled kids, you have to stand out on tiktok somehow

>> No.19941320

>>19938599
It was good until the caviar

>> No.19941521

>>19938599
>seems like really the fanciest badada you can make
>adds the culinary cheatcode aka caviar

>> No.19941527

>>19941304
how does he get in

>> No.19941528

>>19938376
Nasty fat bitch.

>> No.19941539

>>19941309
The mental images the average 4chan user can conjure over the term "ruined coin slot"...

>> No.19941540

>>19938616
Whenever he needs to use one as a toilet

>> No.19941549

>>19938278
I genuinely think I could fix her.

>> No.19941569

>>19938633
>Women in the kitchen
I bet that shit was raw

>> No.19941572

>>19938259
>>19938264
>>19938266
>>19938268
>>19938269
>>19938270
>>19938272
>>19938274
>>19938278
>>19938280
>>19938285
Here's a list of 99 image hashes this loser spams on multiple boards every day, one per line for easy filtering: https://pastebin.com/HiyTvbRz

>> No.19941625

>>19941539
For me its the stack of pumpkins

>> No.19941672

>>19938662
>Chink wearing cloves
:D
>Not wearing shoes
:0

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>> No.19941816

>>19941674
if you didnt make it dont take a pic, simple as

>> No.19941912

>>19938599
>white stuff
Probably creme fraiche

>> No.19941969

>>19941689
https://youtu.be/TGwW5oH8dz4?feature=shared

>> No.19941982

>>19941689
Sins of the father. The parents didn't teach him shit. And their parents didn't them them to parent.

We live in such a shit society I just bought a can opener that BENT at a 90 degree angle when I attempted to use it because yay China. You can't fucking win. Everything is getting worse thanks to no one teaching people shit and no one wanting to listen.

>> No.19942006

>>19941982
People don't need to be taught how to use a can opener. It's simple enough that a normal person can intuit how it works just by looking at it.

>> No.19942014

>>19942006
Bullshit. Spent 2 hours dealing with 60 year old who can build cabinets and do financing but could not figure out autocorrect in a fucking Word document. It's like they were stuck on loop no matter how you explained it. Not every person just figures shit out on their own; a lot of people need to be shown. You can call them stupid if you want, but that would include most of the planet (and I'm not sure I wouldn't disagree.)

>> No.19942017

>>19942014
60 year olds have already stopped developing mentally, and can't learn new things. Zoomers don't have that excuse.

>> No.19942021

>>19941572
ty anon

>> No.19942031

>>19942017
And parents have no excuse not to teach them everything they can while their minds are still flexible. And if they just guess they can learn to do shit wrong. That's like learning martial arts through a fucking book. Why are you excusing generations of bad parenting? Raise your kids.

Instead of video-gaming teach them to take care of the possessions they own because its theirs. Hell, make it a competition or a game.

>> No.19942097

>>19938535
Two things. Fetishes and money.
His bf got a fatty fetish and nick himself had a weight gain fetish. Meanwhile nick found out that the fake hysterics he pulled was great for views as he got fatter.

The best part is that he has shown to be depressed over the whole thing and has been super sensitive over comments being real with him over how he ruined his body for money.

>> No.19942158

>>19938814
>ugly man marries wife out of his league
>she's annoying as fuck

>> No.19942215

>>19938278
Wakako?

>> No.19942419

>>19938599
>make thin as fuck potatoes
>only to smash them together

>> No.19942451

>>19938625
You also eat full american-portion meals and snack all day you fat nigger mcfuck

>> No.19942631

>>19938751
Are juvenile garloid squeezings really a good substitute for lemon juice? Looks a little chunky, like he didn't keep them properly hydrated.

>> No.19942649

>>19938274
still chuggin

>> No.19942652

>>19938266
pontificate the olfactory sensation

>> No.19942706

>>19938355
it's basically namefagging but through filenames

>> No.19942825
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>> No.19942827

>>19939662
Serious alcoholics don't eat all that much food either due to wasting all their money on alcohol or just due to having a low appetite.

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>>19941689
>someone can't do something on the first try
>therefore they are dumb

>> No.19942838

>>19942825
>"california"
>ingredients and techniques from mexico
>b-but we added frozen french fries and serve it with a coke!
Disgusting state.

>> No.19942856

>>19942838
it came up from south california and prior to that mexico
this particular one is gross though nobody puts fries in theirs in north california

>> No.19942858

>>19938535
Malnourishment vs overindulgence.

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>> No.19942918

>>19940368
Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was .... absent.. and I was raise by a household of women..

>> No.19942938

>>19940368
Breast reduction surgery duh

>> No.19942944

>>19942868
Me when I fuck my wife.

>> No.19942953

>>19938807
That's maltose with powdered peanut

>> No.19942958

>>19938678
would

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someone post the sushi chef webm

>> No.19943002

>>19938287
Hot.

>> No.19943031

>>19942831
if you can't figure how the mechanism of a can opener is supposed to work by looking at it, you are probably retarded

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>> No.19943081

>>19940368
Double mastectomy

>> No.19943083

>>19942831
Correct. If the function is that obvious based on the form and you already know what it's used for, you should be able to figure it out.

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>> No.19943106

>>19938264
>kfc
>burger

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>> No.19943124 [DELETED] 

>>19938259
THE JANNIES HAVE DECIDED TO BAN MY YOUTUBE LINKS FROM 4 CHAN. THE JANNIES ARE EVIL LYING DEGENERATE HYPOCRITE PRO CHOICE MEAT EATERS
FUCK THE JANNIES

https://pastebin.com/edsyLmGU

IN THIS ^^^^^^^^^^ LINK YOU WILL FIND THE LINKS TO THESE EDUCATIONAL VERY IMPORTANT BANNED YOUTUBE VIDEOS!!!!!

ABu RTION IS SrieLL LuGAL IN ALL 50 STAT oS IN 2023 . Yes pro lifers are lying to you. Stop giving money to pro life organizations. They are controlled opposition. CALL YOUR SELF AN ABORTION Abolitionist


DOughh min yun DOCUM a NTARY ABOUT CONDITIONS IN FACTORY FARns

Over 95% of animal products come from factory farms. USA, France, Canada, Germany, UK, Australia, etc your food comes from factory farms almost all of it. ANIMALS ARE TORTURED TO DEATH IN THESE FACTORY FARMS. YOU ARE PAYING FOR ANIMALS TO BE TORTURED TO DEATH IF YOU'RE NOT VEGAN. YES YOU TOO VEGETARIANS

YOU ONLY NEED TO WATCH ABOUT THE FIRST FIVE MINUTES OF THIS THIRD VIDEO BUT FEEL FREE TO WATCH THE WHOLE THING IF YOU WANT

THIS VIDEO SHOWS A MAN DISCUSSING A STUDY. THIS STUDY HE IS DISCUSSING PROVES THAT AN INDIVIDUAL CONSUMER, CHOOSING TO PURCHASE CHICKEN FOR YEARS STRAIGHT, WILL CAUSE EXTRA CHICKENS TO BE TORTURED TO DEATH THAT WOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN TORTURED HAD THAT PERSON ( YOU ) BEEN VEGAN INSTEAD. THE BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS AND YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THESE EXTRA DEATHS AND TorturingS OF THESE INNOCENT CHICKENS

NEXT I INCLUDED A VIDEO ABOUT THE BEST SECULAR PRO LIFE ARGUMENT I HAVE EVER HEARD ! I AM NOT A TOTAL ATHEIST I DO BELIEVE I HAVE A SOUL I DO BELIEVE ABORTION EVEN AT CONCEPTION IS MURDER HOWEVER FOR THE ATHEISTS OUT THERE HERE IS THE BEST SECULAR PRO LIFE ARGUMENT I HAVE EVER HEARD
BASICALLY IT'S THAT LIFE BEGINS TO BE VALUABLE AT CONSCIOUSNESS

LASTLY FOR THOSE OF YOU OUT THERE WHO BELIEVE IN HUMANE LOCAL SMALL FAMILY FARMS, I INCLUDED A VIDEO OF A HOMESTEADER CASTRATING A PIG WITHOUT ANESTHESIC . JUST SEARCH DIY PIG CASTRATION ON YOUTUBE AND CLICK ANY OF THy g

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>>19938754
lmao

>> No.19943131

>>19943124
well im glad at least some of the jannies aren't vegans

>> No.19943475

>>19938269
pretentious shit
as if I'm going to just sit there like a retard as these "cooks" throw and drizzle various ingredients onto my table in turns, each simultaneously spilling some onto my clothes, lap and floor. every turn furthering the insult
>we get this idiot to pay for this "art piece"
they've got you where they want you. each of the "cooks" get to make fun of you in turns, each more half-assed and spilling than the previous, laughing among themselves as you can do nothing but sit there and take it with a smile. you can't stand up and walk away as that would reveal that you're lacking culture; you do not understand and appreciate modern art.

besides, how are you supposed to eat this? with a squeegee?
the table being artsy itself makes it hard to see where there's something to eat or not

>> No.19943929

>>19938578
https://github.com/ekisu/mpv-webm

>> No.19943955

>>19943106
>kfc
>you're mcdonalds

>> No.19943958

>>19938578
handbrake

>> No.19944110

>>19943127
god I fuckin hate chinks these disgusting rice niggers would eat their own shit if it moved, with chili and garlic of course

>> No.19944114

>>19944110
No, the shit eaters are the Indians

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>>19943120

>> No.19944250
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>>19943958
yes hello this is handbrake

>> No.19944256

>>19943475
fairly certain no one has ever posted this to /ck/ because they thought it was cool. it is ragebait.

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>>19938367

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>>19942998
all i have is this

>> No.19944269

>>19938359
You've been posting this webm for months now. I know it's the same person because it's always "carot.webm"

>> No.19944272

>>19938623
there is no complexity or depth or a nuanced flavor profile in korean cuisine.

>> No.19944276

>>19938836
it uses pig lard
>>19939662
people that eat and drink like that and then dont gain weight usually have a digestive system that doesnt work.

>> No.19944279

>>19938278
The closeup of her walking while wearing the mask, slightly drunk, god it's hot.

>> No.19944280

>>19939910
lol youre a soi boy

>> No.19944286

>>19940515
euro poor vs amerimutt

>> No.19944290

>>19943093
>The tentacle
I'm retarded, is that a kangaroo?

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>>19938278
i would not get in the way of her drinking. if my wife was like this, i wouldn't have to live with the guilt that my drinking will cause me to die well before my wife, leaving her alone in what should be our golden years together. although that's probably the only thing that'll get me cleaned up, eventually.

>> No.19944300

>>19938807
lmfao. no. its pretty good.

>> No.19944302

>>19944279
theres is porno i found where the girls drink beer and then throw up. the french chick was so hot.

>> No.19944312

>>19938286
There's something really disturbing about seeing a cat this excited over something that isn't prey, or meat. I wonder how long they starved it to get that footage.

>> No.19944346

>>19938674
What is the orange sauce he adds to the cheese?

>> No.19944351

>>19938623
who is this, he is sooo cute

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>> No.19944358

>>19938259
lol the moment she tasted it. she was like "wtf is this poverty food."

>> No.19944361

>>19938751
Always thought it would be funnier if yellow liquid came out, like a play on the old meme pee is stored in the balls

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>> No.19944378

>>19944290
Ostrich, if I am not mostaken

>> No.19944379

>>19941689
looks like a Thanksgiving style gathering so kid is probably just high as fuck

>> No.19944387

>>19938270
Why is Indian food always just some unidentifiable mush?

>> No.19944391

>>19944269
thats what webms threads are for

>> No.19944395

>>19944312
its a kitten so it probably feels like its ripping open a prey animal it caught

>> No.19944409

>>19944387
Most "authentic" Indian recipes use lentils. Lentis turn into mush.

>> No.19944418

>>19938651
>ready cake mix powder cakes
American lives are sad

>> No.19944671

>>19938784
DONT LISTEN TO THIS GUY!
PLEASE!

>> No.19944683

>>19942918
heh

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>> No.19944932

>>19944722
die

>> No.19944978

>>19944312
Corn contains an amino chain critical to cats.

>> No.19945007

>>19941527
They built the shop around him.

>> No.19945037

>>19938754
I thought those things were poisonous. Eh.

>> No.19945041

>>19944346
vodka

>> No.19945046

>>19945041
vodka is translucent retard

>> No.19945050

>>19938535
He realized his views got higher the more self destructive he was.

>> No.19945053

>>19938270
Boomers be like
>you know they make good food when the place looks disgusting

>> No.19945059

>>19938616
I would say he rinses them out at the end of the day.

>> No.19945068

>>19944110
They have a saying. If its back is to the sky, eat it.

>> No.19945069

>>19938861
I bet his brain lights up like a Christmas tree when he sees a plate of ribs.
They really should do a brain scan and figure out where to lobotomize him.

>> No.19945082

>>19938358
Which one is your mom and which is your aunt?

>> No.19945092

>>19938374
Thanks for the covid btw.

>> No.19945095

>>19938521
So why did this make so many people seethe btw?
Was it the asian male white female pairing?

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>>19945046

>> No.19945103

>>19938633
>don't show us the finished product
Yeah. it was shit.

>> No.19945105

>>19938651
>fondant
Well it started out pretty good

>> No.19945112

>>19938807
I think that's like finely chopped peanuts.
I remember seeing another video of someone making this along with other foods, and they all involved peanuts.

>> No.19945113

>>19941684
unironically what would you do in such a situation?

>> No.19945118

>>19941816
Yup. Same things about cars. If you didn't make the car. don't take a pic.
If you take a pic of the ocean. If you didn't dig it, no pic for you.
That 1000 year old tree. If you didn't plant it. You have no right to take a pic.

>> No.19945124

>>19941689
>cans universally comes with pull tabs so can openers are obsolete

>boomers can't login their email

>> No.19945137

>>19942825
Potatoes in burrito
>omg so good!
Frenchfrice in burritos
>omg fucking disgusting!

>> No.19945140

>>19943088
>burnt fond

>> No.19945143

>>19944722
>reinforcing bad behavior in kids
What you do is let the kids not eat until they're hungry enough to eat mom's cooking.

>> No.19945186

>>19938622
>not creme a sum yun guy
FTFY

>> No.19945200

>>19945143
This is a terrible thing to do to children and leads to eating disorders. Never do this. This woman could be cooking the most vomit inducing fucked up food off camera but you'd never know. Most people can't fucking cook, so if your food is disgusting don't feed it to the children, own up to it and fix your cooking.

>> No.19945215

>>19945068
They have another ancient saying that one group of Chinamen used to insult another group of Chinamen with:
>They eat anything with four legs except a table and anything that flies except a kite

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>>19942006
>It's simple enough that a normal person can intuit how it works just by looking at it

>> No.19945230

>>19944312
My cat loves sweet shit. That cat looks pretty fucked up though. Like it's eyes & mouth are all weird and puffy.

>> No.19945239

>>19945227
>this series of tweets made people piss and shid themselves

>> No.19945242

>>19945239
I don't think it was really worth getting enraged over but it is irrationally stupid. You're going to get more mileage by just explaining how the blade attaches to the rim and telling her to figure it out from there.
Also, largely unrelated, but my roommate had one of those can openers that breaks the seal on the rim rather than cutting the top, and after I turned it halfway around a massive can of tomatoes I was convinced it was broken and spent 30 minutes smashing the top off with a spoon. My roommate got home 2 hours later to pasta and in exchange told my retarded ass how it works.

>> No.19945249

>>19945095
it was because it was the first time westerners had ever seen an advertisement that wasn't demoralizing since the 90s
One time I had to do a double take at a walmart because I saw a picture of a smiling white man

>> No.19945254

>>19938576
>>19938908
I wanna be a cuck toilet iykwim

>> No.19945261

>>19945227
women are just not as good at men when it comes to the mechanics and machinery. i think it has something to do with how men are more object and motion oriented while women are more detail oriented so they think of things in terms of someone else doing the work. i had the same experience where i had to show my daughter a man doing something for her to understand the process but men prefer things like instruction manuals where its just objects in different stages of being built

>> No.19945265

>>19938674
Jesus fuck. That dough was more proofed than wild turkey

>> No.19945276

>>19945200
You kid will be an autistic freak eating dino nuggies and choco milk into his 40s if you cave and let him get his way

>> No.19945290

>>19945265
Are you a baker? I have a question if you know about kitchenaid mixers.

>> No.19945378

>>19945137
yes

>> No.19945379

>>19945254
This post made me see that horrible image of the guy wearing a black latex toilet mask with a surprised look in his eyes. You know the one.

>> No.19945388

>>19945379
indeed I do

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>> No.19945435

>>19938636
i can't stand this woman

>> No.19945707

>>19945118
>if you didn't dig it

kek

>> No.19945746

>>19944302
That's neat bro.

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>>19938259
that's WAY too much, here's a correct amount to spread on your toast. I'm not seeing butter on that counter either

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>>19938278
what an amateur, real alkies don't drink beer.

She's 100 years too early to claim being an alcoholic and should come back when she's sinking a fifth of vodka over two week days

>> No.19945816

>>19938625
japs have weird culture where drinking sake is seen as a replacement for eating rice. so alcohol replaces food in calorie intake.

>> No.19945840

>>19945816
sake is made of rice. same concept as when americans say ketchup is a vegetable - it's made of tomato.

>> No.19945882

>>19945840
tomato is a fruit

>> No.19945893

>>19945882
so are you but you don't see me crying about it

>> No.19946120

>>19942419
you gaijin just don't get it
it's potatoes folded a hundred times
peak japanese culture

>> No.19946137

>>19944286
the cosa nostra have wacked people for less

>> No.19946183

>>19945249
kek

>> No.19946199

>>19945118
why are you defending Instagram faggots

>> No.19946434

>>19945227
Why are people so obsessed with sharing their privat live online? What's the fucking point?

>> No.19946447

>>19942868
the only thing that disgusted me is that letter soup.
who the fuck likes that?

>> No.19946453

>>19943080
>.< Bakaaa~ it's not like that!

>> No.19946454

>>19943084
some americans are just fucking retarded.

>> No.19946636

>>19943120
I am pretty sure I've eaten at this place

>> No.19946697

>>19938593
Asian Nicolas Cage makes coffee

>> No.19946872

The same shit posted every day like some ritual. Dont make a fucking thread if you dont have anything to say. Its not an obligation.

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>>19946872

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>>19941625

>> No.19946964

>>19946199
wtf are you going on about? She's taking a pic of her food.
She isn't some instacunt who's trampling on someone's garden or getting in the way of a dozen people.