What is the saddest Christmas dinner

[Anonymous No.19919041]

One could possibly prepare?

I’m talking canned and prepackaged Yuletide meals to be eaten alone in a dark cold room on Christmas Day.

[Anonymous No.19919046]

That entire Christmas meal in a can that's layered.

[Anonymous No.19919051]

>>19919041
If you want to have a pity party on Christmas then get addicted to heroin NOW and go cold turkey at 6pm on Christmas Eve

[Anonymous No.19919053]

>>19919046
That’s purposely made as a joke though, but I suppose it counts.

I want actually depressing canned and sad food.

[Anonymous No.19919059]

>>19919053
Looks pretty real and serious to me.

[Anonymous No.19919060]

>>19919051
Believe it or not I quit heroin cold turkey over a decade ago on October 2013.
I’m not even joking.
I don’t recommend anyone do heroin. I just want a sad meal, I don’t want a sad life.

[Anonymous No.19919062]

The slop they serve in the hospital cafeteria for the sorry souls who have to work on the holidays.

[Why did you start No.19919064]

Typing in the subject field and then continue typing as though it was a new sentence?

[Anonymous No.19919065]

>>19919059
It’s “gamer food” made as a joke to be purchased as a gag gift.

[Anonymous No.19919068]

>>19919064
Because I’m classy and baroque.

[Anonymous No.19919070]

[Anonymous No.19919078]

>>19919070
Yes, I want this feeling in a Christmas dinner. The cheapest and saddest possible Christmas dinner one could prepare, with as little preparation as possible.

[Anonymous No.19919085]

>>19919062
It’s better than nothing. Also she seems happy to prepare it, it was made with at least a decent amount of yuletide spirit.

[Anonymous No.19919087]

>>19919078
Can of beans you dumb fuck

[Anonymous No.19919090]

>>19919087
No it can’t be just beans faggot. It has to be a complete Christmas dinner, just the saddest variation of it.

[Anonymous No.19919096]

>>19919090
Why not just cook a whole beautiful Christmas dinner with the entire table set for a family and gorge it alone?

[Anonymous No.19919098]

>>19919085
She's happy because she is 84IQ and doesn't understand how grumpy she is supposed to be. A brave new world Delta in its natural habitat.

[Anonymous No.19919114]

>>19919096
Preparing a grand meal implies I have enough lust for life to put effort into something personal for myself.
It needs to be sadder and cheaper.

[Anonymous No.19919123]

>>19919041
I genuinely don't understand what people mean when they say "sad" in regards to food.

[Anonymous No.19919136]

Rotisserie chicken, sides from the supermarket deli and a frozen pie for dessert. Can of whipped cream if you're feeling special.

[Anonymous No.19919137]

>>19919041

[Anonymous No.19919140]

>>19919123

[Anonymous No.19919149]

>>19919136
This is getting close but that would still be yummy. It needs to be frozen and canned. Like an entire Christmas dinner for under 20 bucks.

[Anonymous No.19919192]

Eat a bullet you annoying little cunt.

[Anonymous No.19919203]

>>19919192
You’re getting coal. Are you prepared for this you fucking villain?

[Anonymous No.19919209]

>>19919203
Kys

[Anonymous No.19919282]

>>19919149
>This is getting close but that would still be yummy. It needs to be frozen and canned.
>>19919090
>It has to be a complete Christmas dinner, just the saddest variation of it.
As the kind of almost wizard who has often lived in a smaller space than >>19919070 but has money to choose my consumption and works nights on holidays, I'll take a can of Showboat beans over the christmas-in-a-can. Though I usually make something simple myself like baked taters, like any other day.
>>19919053
>That’s purposely made as a joke though, but I suppose it counts.
For what is is worth, I would buy it and try it once as a not-joke and if I was pleasantly surprised consider it in the future.

OP I think you're looking for a trifecta of cheap, substandard, and festivally-commercialized that wind up being too expensive, too shit, or too uncompelling before it leaves research.

[Anonymous No.19919354]

>>19919041
I once attended a Christmas dinner where three veggie friends brought a can of something called "mock duck" and cooked it by opening the an and sticking it in the oven for half an hour. It looked like rubber, but didn't taste as good as rubber would've. The rest of us had Turkey, which honestly wasn't that great either.

[Anonymous No.19919356]

>>19919140
Well that is just inappropriately named.

[Anonymous No.19919582]

>>19919140
Grim

[Anonymous No.19919592]

>>19919041
sad is a state of mind. You are not powerless to cultivate sublime states of mind.

[Anonymous No.19919595]

>>19919062
hospital cafeteria food is a lot better than school cafeteria or airplane food in my experience
I've visited some very nice hospitals in my time

[Anonymous No.19919603]

These are ok but the circumstances I ate one for Thanksgiving were pretty sad. Don't simp for anyone, especially ex's

[Anonymous No.19919878]

>>19919123
American Education, they dont know better

[Anonymous No.19919884]

I don't think the pre-packaged option is the most sad. It would be sadder to prepare a whole massive christmas feast, eat what you can but throw like 90%+ away
Bonus points if you stretch out eating until they make you ill, or freeze and live off it all year

[Anonymous No.19919891]

>>19919592
Junior dares?

[Anonymous No.19919909]

>>19919140
Based. I get my gallon of vodka and 2 of these every Thanksgiving. The checkout ladies always ask if I'm ok

[Anonymous No.19919928]

>>19919041
Better than being surrounded by family you hate.

[Anonymous No.19919930]

>>19919041
McDonald's, eaten in the restaurant

[Anonymous No.19919935]

>>19919149
He's probably wondering why you would freeze a meal before throwing it into a can

[Anonymous No.19919939]

>>19919891
I don't know who/what that is. I'm a buddhist (sorta)

[Anonymous No.19919954]

>>19919041
I'm going to make a ham with mashed potatoes, stuffing, roasted asparagus, and mac and cheese as side.
>How is that sad
It's what I would make for me and my dad. We lived together alone across the country from everyone else in our family. He passed away earlier this year.

[Anonymous No.19920065]

>>19919909
>The checkout ladies always ask if I'm ok
Lmao this nigga hears the checkout lady ask "did you find everything okay" and thinks she asking him out.

[Anonymous No.19920229]

Get the ingredients to make a Christmas dinner that is at least nice enough that it shows that an error has been made.
Now, start drinking until you’re too far gone to prepare it. Give up and pass out.

[Anonymous No.19920234]

>>19920229
Effort, not error.

[Anonymous No.19920236]

the correct answer is none. going hungry.

[Anonymous No.19920469]

>>19919041
A bottle of whiskey, some pills, and a buckshot mouthwash.

[Anonymous No.19920514]

>>19919062
I was in the ICU on Thanksgiving one year. It wasn't so bad. It's kind of sad, because you're in an ICU, but there's also a human warmth of people there with you in a bad place. It's less sad then just being alone.

[Anonymous No.19921315]

>>19919041
why make a sad meal. Bake a turkey, make some mash potatoes, use turkey drippings to make gravy. Simple and comfy. If your meal needs mor color, boil some carrots and grab a can of that purple stuff everyone thinks is canned yams (its cranberries)

t. have spent 18 thanks givings alone

[Anonymous No.19921331]

>>19920065
;_;

[Anonymous No.19921337]

Anything mexican or slavic.

[Anonymous No.19921465]

>>19919149
Instant stuffing canned shredded chicken and cranberries in a can mix it all together and eat it

[Anonymous No.19921897]

>>19919137

[Anonymous No.19922600]

>>19919062
That looks just like the kitchen in the hospital I work at

[Anonymous No.19922615]

>>19919041

[Anonymous No.19922629]

The frozen slice of wedding cake you and your wife were planning to have on your one year anniversary coming up in March but she died on Black Friday, trampled by a herd of Laquishas, Lakeishas and Laquondas trying to get a decent price on televisions.

[Anonymous No.19922634]

Leftovers from two nights ago.

[Anonymous No.19922656]

>>19919041

One of those Hormel turkey and dressing ready meals. It's not frozen and looks like slop.