/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19904697]

i'm going to the mcdickens, you guys want anything

[Anonymous No.19904709]

a child

[Anonymous No.19904717]

>>19904709
which sauce?

[Anonymous No.19904724]

>>19904697
they're bringing cunny sauce back for a limited time

[Anonymous No.19904727]

> lust-provoking image
>irrelevant time-wasting question

[Anonymous No.19904741]

>>19904727
don't you have a frog thread to upvote

[Anonymous No.19904827]

>>19904727
>>lust-provoking
>supposedly moralfagging
the jokes play themselves

[Anonymous No.19904841]

>>19904727
>lust provoking
Anon, that’s a child…

[Anonymous No.19904871]

>>19904741
Why yes I do bump all 4chan-culture™ threads

[Anonymous No.19904880]

>>19904727
>lust-provoking image
it's a child eating a hamburger.
Maybe you should seek help.

[Anonymous No.19904889]

>>19904727
>lust-provoking

[Anonymous No.19905587]

>>19904727
i dont think toddlers are lust provoking.......

[Anonymous No.19905597]

I got mcrib #1 of my 3 mcribs per mcrib release today.

[Anonymous No.19905674]

>>19904697
McMuffin with black coffee and a pre pubescent please (No more brown than the buns)

[Anonymous No.19905683]

[Anonymous No.19905684]

[Anonymous No.19905687]

[Anonymous No.19905688]

>>19905683
is this meant to be a western family or a japanese one? or is the dad a nip and wife is western?
honestly iv heard and seen ginger black people but never a ginger asian

[Anonymous No.19905689]

>>19904727
>lust-provoking

[Anonymous No.19905699]

>>19905683
>>19905684
>>19905687
I don't think these ads will have the intended marketing department was hoping for. Maybe in Japan it will still work but everywhere else seething incels will now associate McDonald's with being a relationship and being happy while sharing something with your significant other something incels obviously lack. And I'm pretty sure lonely incels make up a good percentage of their customer base

[Anonymous No.19905705]

>>19905699
intended effect*

[Anonymous No.19905710]

>>19905699
Lonely incels eat konbini meals, going to a restaurant (even if it's fast food) is for couples or families

[Anonymous No.19905723]

>>19905699
>le incel

[Anonymous No.19905727]

>>19905710
I mostly talking about America and maybe some other western nations. Konbini meals don't exist here your options are a 7-11 eleven hotdog (which costs the same as a mcdouble so you might as well get that) or going to the deli section of a grocery store which is more expensive than fastfood and requires you to be around other people for a period of time so incels will avoid it at all costs

[Anonymous No.19905733]

>>19904697
cuuuuhhhh
c-c-cu-cuuuhh
cu-cu-c-cuuuu
nnnnn......ggg

[Anonymous No.19905742]

>>19905727
Not the Japanese marketing department's fault if Americans look at a commercial not aimed at them

[Anonymous No.19905750]

>>19905742
Fair enough but we live in an increasingly globalized world. They should at least be wary of the unintended consequences

[Anonymous No.19905765]

>>19905750
Nah they ignore that shit, very few people would see it and even fewer would take offense. They still have a bunch of black people and gays in commercials in the west but China isn't boycotting them or anything. People aren't boycotting movies for removing that stuff in China either because they know they're not the market for those changes.

[Anonymous No.19905778]

Lowtax was right when he banned anime posters.

[Anonymous No.19905797]

>>19904697
terrible thread, terrible board, terrible website. Why do i come here

[Anonymous No.19905798]

nont

[Anonymous No.19905818]

>>19904841
So ?

[Anonymous No.19905829]

>>19905797
correct you should just kys since you obviously contribute nothing to the world except shit like to this thread

[Anonymous No.19905846]

>>19904697

[Anonymous No.19905861]

>>19905829
I am filled with unspeakable disgust and sorrow for humanity when I read your post and look at your image. how did it come to this. i can't move i am so depressed and nauseated. this is hell

[Anonymous No.19905885]

>>19904727
>lust-provoking image

[Anonymous No.19905886]

>>19905861
nice blogpost tranny

[Anonymous No.19905888]

>>19904697
yeah, some self respect

[Anonymous No.19905899]

>>19905888
>tfw no McClown loli daughter

[Anonymous No.19905907]

>>19905899
>daughter
>>19904727
>lust provoking image

[Anonymous No.19905963]

>>19905684
>tfw when no female friends that flirt with you in a friendly manner

[Anonymous No.19905965]

>>19905963
if they where doing that they would think youre gay

[Anonymous No.19905966]

>>19905684
Why does he tilt the cup when he has a straw?

[Anonymous No.19905972]

>>19905966
you have to with the milkshakes once you have 10% left

[Anonymous No.19905995]

>that sweat drop

The artist knew exactly what he was doing

[Anonymous No.19905997]

>>19905995
The cock shaped nug in her hand didn't do it for you?

[Anonymous No.19906696]

>>19904697
i'd like a tripple bossy deluxe on a raft. animal style. 3 shingles and a shimmy and a squeeze. light axel grease let it dry, burn it, and let it swim.

[Anonymous No.19907256]

>>19904697
cunny sex uoh

[Anonymous No.19907346]

I never understood why twitter chuddites seething about this

[Anonymous No.19907376]

>>19904727
based.

[Anonymous No.19907401]

>>19907346
i don't use that shit and I don't like it
it's practically corpo's attempt to resonate with its consumer in order to net more profit, it's pr101
plus it gets spammed and usually has nothing to do with the board it's being spammed on

[Anonymous No.19907443]

>>19907401
its just an ad...

[Anonymous No.19907447]

>>19907346
because they are incels and the fall of the west is perpetuated by their lack of ability to reproduce

[Anonymous No.19907474]

>>19904727
>lust provoking image

[Anonymous No.19907495]

>>19904697
Honestly I’m just so fucking pissed about how expensive shit is that it makes McNaldo’s unappealing.
It’s just not worth it.
When I could get 2 McDoubles and 2 McChickens for $4, fuck yeah. Absolutely.
That was awesome.
Tack on a sweet tea, and that’s a meal, baby.
Enough food to make me feel like total fucking garbage for $5.
Now even when my cravings get strong enough to lure me into a McNaldo’s I stare at the menu for 10 minutes and can’t justify spending the insane amount of money for the exact same shitty yet lovable food.
I stare at the menu, and I leave.
I’m not paying $15 for that exact same fuckin’ meal. No way.
It used to be cheap hot garbage, now it’s expensive hot garbage.
I’m not even poor, I have infinitely more money than I did back when I would regularly get that meal.
$15 is nothing to me, but the principal of it all is what’s important.
Shit is so jacked up because mouthbreathing retards who can’t be fucked to cook for themselves gleefully continue to pay TIME AFTER TIME of them JACKING THE FUCKING PRICES UP.
People’s fucking laziness is out of control and they’re just letting these fast food corporations rape their wallets.
And it fucks things up for me, too.
I’m livid and I refuse to participate.

[Anonymous No.19907507]

>>19904697
>anime+mcdonalds
the most pathetic combo of our era

[Anonymous No.19907512]

>>19905778
O L D F A G
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F
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[Anonymous No.19907514]

>>19907507
oh yeah hooking up with drug abusing niggers who cant even rhyme is so much better

[Anonymous No.19907517]

>>19904709
A cute child.

[Anonymous No.19907530]

>>19907443
that's exactly what I said
do you not know ads come in many types? what do you think ads are for?

[Anonymous No.19907573]

>>19906696
we serve food here sir.

[Anonymous No.19907597]

>>19905688
it's ash and misty from pokemon
mcdonalds ad team is full of shippers

[Anonymous No.19907599]

>>19907514
>an even more pathetic reply

[Anonymous No.19907609]

I just a generic japanese anime ad, why people give a fuck about it? Is nothing new

[Anonymous No.19907619]

>>19905750
>they should just submit to globohomo
Sincerely kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.19907628]

>>19905750
It'll be fun to see your family rundown.

[Anonymous No.19907631]

>>19907599
who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.19907638]

>>19905765
It's because they don't know. Some faggots in Twitter tweeting about it doesn't mean a majority of people know.

[Anonymous No.19907641]

>>19907631
YOU. faggatron. i'm paraphrasing YOU

[Anonymous No.19907645]

>>19907641
not from what ive read

[Anonymous No.19907653]

>>19907507
that’s japan for you

[Anonymous No.19907654]

>>19907495
McDonald's, along with other fast food franchises, are jacking up prices to entice people to use their app. All the deals they use to have is now on their apps. They punish people not wanting their data collected and sold by making them pay more.

[Anonymous No.19907662]

>>19905587
>>19904889
>>19904880
>>19904841
>>19904827
go look at what else the artist has drawn

[Anonymous No.19907824]

>>19905778
He only banned them for a bit- ADTRW was established to quarantine them a little bit later

[Anonymous No.19907845]

>>19904727
fpbp

[Anonymous No.19907851]

>>19905846
he looks exactly like Sargon

[Anonymous No.19907853]

>>19907654
That's new pasta, anon.
But you aren't wrong. They are using the same gambit that grocery stores and places with discount cards(places like pet stores and outlet stores,) have been doing for over a decade.
People really don't even think about that shit. I'm always amazed when I hear someone rattle off their phone number in a store. They really don't have a clue how much of their lives have been digitally commodified.
Fuck you Albertsons, I'll pay the extra 26¢ to not have my life "3rd partied", thanx.

[Anonymous No.19907861]

>>19907662
Name?

[Anonymous No.19907864]

>>19907609
>the only level headed post ITT

[Anonymous No.19907977]

>>19904727

[Anonymous No.19907990]

>>19904697
i want to feed that little girl some MEAT

[Anonymous No.19907995]

>>19907662
uohhhh and all but genuinely who the fuck would buy a loli porn keychain
can't imagine the kind of greasy shut-in who'd want to advertise that he's some sort of nonce creep to everyone he walks past on the street

[Anonymous No.19907998]

>>19907995
no one who would be able to identify it as nonce shit except for fellow nonces

[Anonymous No.19908009]

>>19907597
>ashstealspikachuslunchmoney.gif

[Anonymous No.19908016]

>>19907861
are you some kind of fucking retard?

[Anonymous No.19908047]

>>19908016
Never mind, I used reverse image search. It's Surio.

[Anonymous No.19908055]

>>19908047
>OP image is called __daughter_and_father_mcdonald_s_and_1_more_drawn_by_surio__e01aee4caf57b8a181208c553

[Anonymous No.19908060]

>>19904697
possession of child pornography was legal in Japan until 2014

make your own burger ffs

[Anonymous No.19908062]

>>19905683
>promotes having a happy family
>>19905684
>promotes inappropriate short-term relationships before marriage
So which is it?
Oh who am I kidding, everyone who eats McDonalds is gonna become infertile anyways lmao

[Anonymous No.19908097]

>>19904697
Unprotected sex. Mating press. Impregnation.

[Anonymous No.19908101]

>>19908060
Isn't possession technically legal in quite a few places?
Pretty sure the US only prosecutes solicitation and distribution

[Anonymous No.19908104]

>>19905727
What fucking 7/11 are you going to that charges $4 for hotdogs?

[Anonymous No.19908173]

>/ck/ mod dishes out global 3 day bans to me all the time for "racism" in posts that don't even use the niggerword
>leaves loliporn OP up for an entire day

[Anonymous No.19908190]

>>19904727
>>19908173
>lust provoking image
>loliporn
are you guys ok?

[Anonymous No.19908196]

>>19908190
That artist makes loli porn. And has made loli porn of the nip McDonalds meme girls. I'm just fine, zoomer. Faking concern over text is not a form of argument no matter how much your generation believes it is.

[Anonymous No.19908217]

>>19908196
You should pick up a football. I bet you’re fat

[Anonymous No.19908221]

>>19908196
>hat artist makes loli porn.
Based, what's his name?

[Anonymous No.19908249]

>>19908101
>Isn't possession technically legal in quite a few places?
>Pretty sure the US only prosecutes solicitation and distribution
breh, the reason they do that is because thats how people get caught. Third worlders man

[Anonymous No.19908289]

>>19904697
2 McDoubles, pronto

[Anonymous No.19908311]

>>19908196
Most of the chefs posted on /ck/ has had sex before but as long as you're not posting their sex tapes there's nothing wrong with posting them. Same thing here, just because they had sex somewhere else doesn't make this specific image problematic.

[Anonymous No.19908327]

>>19905684

[Anonymous No.19908333]

>>19908327
dear lord

[Anonymous No.19908337]

>>19908327
I will now buy your burgers