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19860090 No.19860090 [Reply] [Original]

I've seen people do a lot of strange things in TV commercials, but the strangest has to be pretending to like Miracle Whip. Nobody actually likes this crap, right?

>> No.19860228

Tastes good. Don't care.

>> No.19860637

Sometimes I do

>> No.19860641

I had a playful argument with a 50 year old coworker the other day about how miracle whip is inedible garbage

>> No.19860645

>>19860641
did you both do it over your ketchup only McDonald's hamburger lunch?

>> No.19860691

>>19860090
it's funny that it even exists. 23% oil in miracle whip vs 80% in mayo. water is the first ingredient on the list lol

I think america is the only country in the world where the % isn't written on the jar so it's really easy to fuck people over. they actually think that it's mayo with some vinegar when in reality it's just water with a little bit of low quality mayo

>> No.19860815

>>19860228
What the fuck?

>> No.19860816

>>19860691
>they actually think that it's mayo with some vinegar when in reality it's just water with a little bit of low quality mayo
I don't think anyone who buys Miracle Whip thinks they're getting mayonnaise.

>> No.19861053

>>19860090
Can't get enough of the Tangy Zip of Miracle Whip

>> No.19861069

>>19860090
never tried it but Jack said it’s bad so I won’t like it

>> No.19861157

it's just mayo with extra sugar. americans have an extra sugar variety of practically every food.

>> No.19861942
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>>19860090
It's like people who drink diet soda.

>> No.19863032

>>19860090
Hellman's is my brand of choice when it comes to mayo. How does this brand compares?

>> No.19863092

>>19863032
Miracle whip is absolutely disgusting. Hellman's is perfectly good mayonnaise.

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>>19863092
Bow to your superiors, bitches. You are in the midst of The Duke.

>> No.19863417

>>19860090
Miracle Whip is revolting. I don’t know how folks can handle this d-class watery cum.

>> No.19863424

>>19861942
I saw a video of a camel mauling a guy.
And I do mean mauling. Like a huge pitbull.

>> No.19863456

>>19863296
best mayo in the goddamn world. shame it's made with rancid seed oils, id kill for an avocado oil version.

>> No.19863641

>>19863296
I switch between those two depending on what's on sale, both good

>> No.19863793

I used to think that the only people that liked miracle whip was black people of color, because when I was in the military, the only people that openly expressed disgust for mayonnaise and a preference for miracle whip were those people.

>> No.19863795

>>19860090
It's great on grilled cheese sandwiches.

>> No.19863861

>>19860090
I think it's mostly for boomers whose tastebuds don't really work anymore and need mayonnaise they can taste. It's not horrible imo but it's not very good.

>> No.19864826

>>19863795
I usually only butter my grilled cheese, should I trust you?

>> No.19864851

>>19860090
miracle whip in deviled eggs or egg salad is just better, this is not an ad, its the honest to god truth

>> No.19864934

>>19860691
You left out the fact that there's more HFCS in it than eggs or vinegar, you know, the two primary ingredients that goes into mayo.

>>19860090
It's a left-over from boomer culture that hasn't died off yet, like twinkies, back when they used to put sugar in literally fucking everything for some ungodly reason. Thankfully it was discontinued in 2021. That shit can die and be left in the past.

>> No.19864948

>>19860228
the fuck?

>> No.19865168

>>19864826
I butter my grilled cheese too, I use miracle whip as a dip or I'll spread it on top of the grilled cheese. It's good.

>> No.19865183

>>19863793
that's because miracle whip is traditionally a poor boomer food staple.

>> No.19865184

>>19864934
Twinkies are back, bro

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>you now remember the cookbook my mom's social club put together that was full of terrible recipes that used Miracle Whip
I posted a thread with the highlights from that godawful book before, I should post it again sometime.

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>> No.19865202

>>19864826
Mayo can work pretty well with grilled cheese (you can spread it on the bread instead of butter), but Miracle Whip grilled cheese would be foul as hell