/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19829759]

rate my breakfast

[Anonymous No.19829762]

>>19829759
Smoke cigarettes.

[Anonymous No.19829766]

>>19829759
I prefer mr brown vanilla if i absolutely need a coffee

[Anonymous No.19829769]

>mfw I live in new york and weed is legal, but flavored vape is illegal because kids might enjoy the taste of it too much

[Anonymous No.19829775]

>>19829759
vaping gives you AIDS. switch to analog vape

[Anonymous No.19829778]

>>19829759
>mr.brown
Didn’t know you could buy this in America. I have fond memories of drinking it on walks with my cousins in Jordan. Where did you buy it?

[Anonymous No.19829785]

>>19829778
probably a gas station owned by some jordanians lol

[Anonymous No.19829792]

>>19829778
>>19829785
you can find it at most asian markets and a lot of regular groceries that have large international aisles
its mr. brown macadamia for me

[Anonymous No.19829796]

>>19829759
Try snus or ZYN.

[Anonymous No.19829827]

>>19829778
the 99 ranch in the background (which i am now pooing in)

[Anonymous No.19829828]

>>19829762
its my girlfriends desu i usually just smoke weed if i dont have to drive lol

[Anonymous No.19829834]

Real men nasal snuff.

[Anonymous No.19829839]

>>19829827
The classic mr.brown mr.brown
>>19829792
I wish I lived near an international store.

[Anonymous No.19829863]

>>19829839
move bruv, dont live and die in walmart land

i recommend new jersey, even our walmarts are better - they have shin black & yakuit, plus las filipinas catholicas cashieradoras, plus they pay $20/hr for stockers. its almost a paradise. biggest negative is the pissed on looking license plates...but ive lived in nyc, new england, and midwest cities and nj is best by far. north east jersey like union city, jc heights, paterson is basically like being in nyc except with half the rent, no troonery and actual dirty hipsters instead of gay yuppie brooklynfags.

[Anonymous No.19829875]

>>19829778
I'm a leaf and they literally just sell it at the dollar store.

[Anonymous No.19829915]

>>19829863
What the fuck I’m sold on New Jersey. Thank you for your insight.
>Don’t live and die in walmart land
I’ll try my best

[Anonymous No.19829924]

>>19829875
its apparently a product of taiwan

interesting that it has sodium bicarbonate - i suppose that's to balance the acidity of coffee, but ive never heard of doing that before. explains why its so smooth and gentle tasting. perhaps i will try making my own "alkaline coffee" in future. crafty asians.

[Anonymous No.19829948]

>>19829769
stay mad vape fag

[Anonymous No.19829957]

>>19829834
I would start sniffing if it was available in New Hampshire.

[Anonymous No.19829958]

>>19829924
Only flaw is that its too sweet. It could do with 60% of the sugar. Would tase better.

[Anonymous No.19830014]

MR BROWN CAN'T SNEED

CAN YOU?

[Anonymous No.19830015]

>>19829759
8/10
i love that coffee but can only get it at the jap store. hate passion fruit

[Anonymous No.19830020]

>>19829769
you can buy flavoring online, and mix it with straight glycerin/propynol fluid (not the alcohol-solvent ones)

nicotine is really bad for kids

[Anonymous No.19830027]

>>19829759
The data on vaping is of course emerging slower than the data on smoking but it’s so clear that vaping is terrible for people and perhaps especially for egg quality/fertility and endocrine health in both women and men.

[Anonymous No.19830044]

[Anonymous No.19830068]

>>19830044
what flavor is that pink one?
cityav ice?

[Anonymous No.19830120]

>>19830044
Cuban coffee is only available I'm Florida and New Jersey.

[Anonymous No.19830147]

>>19830068
>what flavor is that pink one
Trans

[Anonymous No.19830152]

>>19830020
>just aerosolize random chemicals into your lungs bro

[Anonymous No.19830166]

>>19829759
Kek, look at those tiny zoomer hands.

[Anonymous No.19830175]

>>19830044
Why is the coffee have foam?

[Anonymous No.19830188]

>>19830175
Traditionally it’s brewed by a street vendor swishing it around his mouth really fast

[Anonymous No.19830235]

>>19830044
i do both, but admittedly, coffee and cigarettes are superior to vapes and energy drinks

[Anonymous No.19830699]

That image gave me a strange feeling in the bottom of my stomach, OP. I feel extremely nostalgic for something but I don't know what it is. I've never seen any of those things in that image.

[Anonymous No.19830739]

>>19830027
>and perhaps especially

[Anonymous No.19831033]

>>19830027
i normally wouldnt advertise nicotine but 4chan is for degenerates anyway. its so weird honestly, my parents both smoked before i was born and i can remember my dad smoking for some years afterward, and then going on the nicotine gum for a while. i always turned down cigarettes because that was kind of scary, but ive always been curious because like, how can something be so addictive yet not impairing? i guess caffeine is the same. but i dont really get nicotine, i've been trying to get "addicted" but it doesnt feel like all that much and i have zero craving. maybe cigarettes hit different, or the smoking act is a big part of it, i do find it a lot harder to go without a piff of weed now and then. and i dont entirely get why people like the flavored smoke, its kind of nice to taste once, but also kind of like getting sour sprayed in the throat, and the flavor is always literally the same.

[Anonymous No.19831037]

>>19830044
camnabis was smoked much more anciently than tobacco. which makes me realize i should actually get a vape like this but for weed, if they make that, since it is handy and pocketable

[Anonymous No.19831051]

>>19830699
thats called the feeling of new jersey, we got all the groceries

[Anonymous No.19831053]

>>19830166
i'm 29 :/ i do have small hands though. my dick is thicker than my wrist, fun fact

[Anonymous No.19831098]

>>19829759
god, i hate you fucken vapefags

[Anonymous No.19831099]

>>19829759
Very dirty. Nice.

[Anonymous No.19831106]

>>19829759
>two addictive things at once
Enjoy chemical slavery, dipshit.

[Anonymous No.19831134]

>>19831033
>trying to get addicted
For why?

[Anonymous No.19831162]

>>19829759
Try Lost Mary, has the same bite of Elfbar when you exhale AND inhale, kicks stronger too and the flavors last longer for the price. Banana duo ice and blue razz are good, Elfbar is the parent company so many of the same flavors are there if you're down to hop from shop to shop and look. All in all based and taiwanese pilled.

[Anonymous No.19831201]

>>19831134
well i kind of explained - i didnt understand how people are addicted to cigaretts/nicotine when they dont really feel like anything to me.

and now i still dont get it really. because while theres a little bit of a rush, i can get more by touching my toes and running around the block. weed at least makes you silly. i cant imagine risking cancer just to feel basically the same.

[Anonymous No.19831224]

>>19831201
you crave the throat hit and mental stimulation of the nicotine. It is sneaky and a meme at first but incredibly addictive

[Anonymous No.19831233]

>>19831106
your entire life is chemical slavery retard

[Anonymous No.19831364]

>>19829759
>vape
zoomer detected

[Anonymous No.19831368]

>>19829834
No thanks. I like cigarettes or pipes

[Anonymous No.19831393]

>>19829924
Yup, studied in Taiwan and it was the main coffee drink you'd find in vending machines at least over others.
Pic mildly related, most popular local soda. The vending machines by the river trails in Taipei that were branded with this were KINO at night.

[Anonymous No.19831455]

>>19831201
>>19831033
I never felt any withdrawal symptoms, not from nicotine, coffeine, medicamentation that's said to be addictive and even high dosed opiates.
I came to the conclusion that some people are just like that.

[Anonymous No.19831706]

>>19831051
>no place near me stocks the white castle bites
damn

[Anonymous No.19831739]

>>19831393
God that sounds nice. Wish I studied abroad instead of spending my 20s farting around.

[Anonymous No.19831889]

>>19829769
It’s purely an economic move to attack big cigarette companies profits while supporting dudeweed industry.
Watch the full fucking 180 in blue cities when weed gets federally legalized and subsequently bought out by Altria/Philip Morris, and the blues turn on it and try to ban it

[Anonymous No.19831891]

>>19829762
and have a Stella or something.

[Anonymous No.19831911]

>>19831706
funny store with those. i saw them online and kept an eye out for them, but i never saw them anywhere. then i drove by picrel, weird ass grocery store.

as i walked my girlfriend was like this place is wack, and i said hey maybe they have the white castle bites. and lo and behold they did. still the only place ive ever seen them. and also that 6 pound can of ravioli was four fucking dollars! terrible though.

[Anonymous No.19831915]

>>19831911
forgot pictel, and also i meant to say "funny story"

so head into one of these if you see it, its fully 50% weird ass shit, i guess because its an "outlet", its like buying all your food at ross dress for less kek

[Anonymous No.19831919]

>>19831915
>produce dairy
>meat organics
fuck you store don't tell me what to do

[Anonymous No.19831928]

>>19830044
Exist in the between.

[Anonymous No.19833543]

cig smokers smell worse than dudeweeders. i know youve all gone noseblind and have no sense of taste left, but literally everyone thinks you smell like rancid shit

[Anonymous No.19833639]

>>19833543
the break point is when people start smoking cigs inside their house or car - then they marinate in the smell and go totally blind to it.

happens to a lot of old bachelors the same way they start smelling like pee a little - telltale sign is the tobacco stained moustache hairs. it was very depressing to see this on one of my uncles last family gathering.

[Anonymous No.19834374]

>>19829769
I live in Colorado and in my town there's been some kids at middle schools/high-school getting way too high at school. 3 kids had to be hospitalized last week due to some strong edibles.

[Anonymous No.19834500]

>>19829778
>>19829792
containers have BPA warning labels on them
they're made in indonesia right? i forget
i just want georgia max, it's the only canned coffee i've ever liked

[Anonymous No.19834973]

>>19829759
Either fat or meth skinny

[Anonymous No.19835034]

>>19830044
yeah I'm a cigarette and coffee guy, but I'm the last generation that's going to do this shit I think.

[Anonymous No.19835137]

>>19830152
>random
Did your mom drink too many random chemicals during pregnancy?

[Anonymous No.19835328]

>>19829759
is that patrick star vape

[Anonymous No.19835376]

I quit nicotine AND caffeine. It was a great choice and I’m proud of myself :D I sleep better and poop less

[Anonymous No.19835385]

>>19829759
I don't see any breakfast here, just drugs

[Anonymous No.19835396]

That ain't it man, get some calories or something. Oats are good. That's my go-to. Even my ancient ancestors ate oats in the forests of Europe. Never seen that canned coffee, but coffee is good for you in moderation. I've seen these nicotine vapes, used to smoke cigs but quit nicotine.

That is something to think about. What food did your ancestors eat? Your grandparents, their grandparents, and so on. Even just traditional foods in general. Oats, potatoes, waffles, eggs, bacon, toast, grits, biscuits and gravy, sausage, pancakes, milk, orange juice, coffee, cornbread. Just some real, solid warm food.

Traditional diets arised organically from human beings sourcing their necessary nutrients from the environments around them, before factories and mass produced factory foods. These diets depend on traditional recipes and raw ingredients, and are usually very healthy and inexpensive, as well as tasty.

[Anonymous No.19835404]

>>19835396
pretty sure my ancestors smoked tobacco and drank coffee, and ate the shit they grew on the farm. nothin tastes better to me than some home grown tomatoes, grapes, jalapenos. my grandpa ate eggs for breakfast every day and his hands would shake on account of he was on lithium. well i'll be damned if i didn't turn out just the same - eggs are the best, but the lithium shakes are the worst

[Anonymous No.19837030]

>>19835396
traditionally folks got up at sunrise, started working right away, worked for three or four hours, and then had breakfast around 10 am. i mean if you think about it, they had to, because they needed to collect eggs and bake bread every morning before they could eat.

normally i just have a small bowl of walnuts and raisins or other nuts/fruits, or i slice up an apple and have it with cheese or peanut butter.

(and sometimes of course i have a delicious bun of 99 ranch, such as blueberry cream roll, pork sung bun, milk butter bun, chocolate flower bun)

or if i'm feeling real mongry i walk to the grocery store nearest me, where i get a couple fresh kaiser rolls, then i fry egg, cook up a slice of pork belly or bacon, cheese if i feel extra extra mongry.

but anyway, the point is that your ancestors did not eat a big lazy wholesome breakfast, they rolled out of bed hungry and had to start working right away to make or collect food.

you know what my dad said to me once? "doesnt it feel like if you were always hungry, you could do anything?" words to live by. not that he does, he's rather fat. but i think waking up to breakfast from the fridge induces sluggardliness and malaise. i like to get out the house a while before eating.

[Anonymous No.19837165]

>>19835376
>poop less
isnt constipation bad lol?? not that caffeine is the answer, but assuming youre eating the same amount, you should be pooping the same amount, it just might take a bit longer.

i mean otherwise where is the poop going?? poop bank??

[Anonymous No.19837822]

>>19829759
That's not a beer, idiot. What kind of breakfast is that?

[Anonymous No.19837837]

>retards arguing over which version of lung cancer to give themselves

[Anonymous No.19838296]

>>19837165
Meaning once a day instead of five. You’re a little dense lol

[Anonymous No.19838407]

>>19829759
I used to love Mr. Brown but I tried some recently and it has the most foul fucking chemical aftertaste.

[Anonymous No.19838629]

>>19829828
weed isn't supposed to disable you like alcohol, if you can't drive high you shouldn't smoke at all

[Anonymous No.19839480]

>>19834374
>3 kids had to be hospitalized last week due to some strong edibles
this isn't proof of anything except whoever sent them to the hospital being a retard, no amount of weed is going to do anything to you which would require medical attention
literally all they'll do is make you chew peppercorns and rest until it wears off

[Anonymous No.19839550]

>>19829759
TIME TO GO TO BLINKERTON SHALL WE? YYUUUUPPP

[Anonymous No.19839571]

>>19829759
>broad troll fingernails
EWW

[Anonymous No.19839663]

>>19839480
>literally all they'll do is make you chew peppercorns and rest until it wears off
no, what they are doing is performing duty of care in a controlled environment whilst also observing you to see if you need to go see a psychologist for assessment.

[Anonymous No.19839686]

>>19829769
Dry herb vape is better anyway.

[Anonymous No.19839689]

>>19831928
Kek

[Anonymous No.19839690]

>>19831053
And mines 30cm soft.

[Anonymous No.19839693]

>>19831455
Remember that in 'Nam basically every soldier was smoking heroin and just... stopped when they came home. Addiction is a choice.

[Anonymous No.19839695]

>>19831201
You just have the 'tism fren.

[Anonymous No.19839710]

>>19834374
School was shitty enough in the 2000's I don't think any normal white person could possibly stomach whatever the fuck is going on at school these days sober.

At least back when i went there was a sense you could be something with good grades and going to college, now you are just wasting 8 hours a day to not even be qualified to flip burgers.

[Anonymous No.19839715]

>>19839710
Can confirm, everyone is sort of just aware it's pointless and futile and at best if you live in a smaller community it's an important social environment to teach kids to be fucking people and not Mongoloids.

[Anonymous No.19839738]

>>19839710
Imagine if you could drop out and work at 14. If you spend those 8 hours every weekday at even the shittiest job imaginable your 4 years expierenec would look 10x better than a high school diploma to employers, and you could have tens of thousands of dollars saved + more money on hand then a teenager could ever want. Public education is just a fucking racket at this point.

[Anonymous No.19840125]

>>19829759
Should be black with no sugar to stay fasted, but still based and nonfatfuck pilled

[Anonymous No.19840131]

>>19839710
Even in the early 2000’s, I had to clench my jaw and white knuckle my way through college

[Anonymous No.19840221]

>>19838629
praying for your retarded stoned ass

whether or not one "can" has no relevance to whether or not one "should"

one "can" drive after staying up all night, but one "should" not, because your reaction times are slower and your attentiveness is worse.

i'm gonna bet you live in a suburban or rural area with big open roads and few pedestrians. i live in a city where i actually need to have my brain fully on. kids jumping in the road, grubhub guys on bicycles all over the place, geezers wandering in and out of the street. its like a real life video game.

[Anonymous No.19840224]

>>19839571
this is what skinny peoples hands look like, jsyk. i dont have your comfy whole body fat cushion.

[Anonymous No.19840393]

>>19840125
bruh it is black lol

i used to get picrel but it was just too much coffee, ended up getting da jitters every time. tasty though, would still pick one up for a road trip or w/e.

[Anonymous No.19840397]

>>19840393
forgot picrel as always keek

[Anonymous No.19840458]

>>19829759
just make coffee at home. why is this such a controversial practice. you'll make a better cup at a third of the cost, and you'll probably enjoy yourself while you're doing it. or keep buying that shit, i guess.

[Anonymous No.19840517]

>>19840458
whenever i have coffee at home i drink too much because its le tasty, then i get the jitters and the anxieties etc. i'm self employed so i end up just chugging coffee while working

better to keep it out of the house and keepy consumption lower

picrel is literally a dollar anyway - i'm not out here paying $4 and $5 for dunky donuts sludge, go yell at white women

[Anonymous No.19840680]

>>19840517
>i'm not out here paying $4 and $5 for dunky donuts sludge
They're two bucks, OP. No need to lie to save face. We've all seen this at the store before. You're paying half as much as white women for the ESL version of their drink. Also you vape. You don't deserve the oxygen you deplete from our atmosphere.

[Anonymous No.19840825]

>>19829759
this picture looks really gay.

[Anonymous No.19840877]

>>19839693
>basically every soldier was smoking heroin and just... stopped when they came home
fucking bullshit they did lmao

[Anonymous No.19840926]

>Mr Brown
wow, he's just like me

[Anonymous No.19841730]

>>19840680
bruh i got it for a dollar and nine cents on sale. do you think everything is the same price at every store lol? prices are cheaper in busier districts because margins can be lower and competition is stiffer. sometimes i get a soybean drink thats 68c when its on sale, things are cheap were i am. and its my girlfriends vape kek. but it does make me feel like a kid again, spritzing sour spray in the back seat after saturday night at the dirt track.

[Anonymous No.19841756]

>>19829759
Mr. Brown Black - first of all, why'd they turn the can white?!?! I remember just last year it was black, because it's BLACK coffee.

Second, it sucks. All other flavors are better, even the ones with the weird aftertaste. You're not cool for picking the one that tastes like shit.

[Anonymous No.19841763]

>>19831051
those same bag of bites are 6.99 at my local Grocery Outlet, in Seattle. There is no white castle in 1,000 miles of Seattle.

[Anonymous No.19841769]

>>19829769
CA fag here in person vapes are illegal because think of the children yet you can just buy shit online

[Anonymous No.19841772]

>>19839738
you can drop at and GED at 16 in my state

[Anonymous No.19841778]

>>19830044
vapes are way cheaper than cigs though

[Anonymous No.19841932]

>>19841763
bruh what even is grocery outlet, that place had the weirdest fucking shit. completely random mix of american, hispanic and asian groceries too. all very cheap but its so random.

[Anonymous No.19841970]

>>19840825
dont worry im straight by dinnertime

[Anonymous No.19842025]

>>19831053
I imagine your boyfriend is impressed.

[Anonymous No.19842192]

>>19829828
>weed
DUDE! WEED LMAO

[Anonymous No.19842202]

>>19838629
weed affects your attention, reaction times and judgements, among other things
driving while high makes you a danger for yourself and others, so don't do it
you might not care about dying, but you could ruin an innocent person's life

[Anonymous No.19842687]

>>19842192
my weed atm is very dude weed... guy cold sold it to me on the street the other day

i'm healthy most days see??

[Anonymous No.19843076]

>>19829759
Zoomers vaping instead of smoking cigarettes is one of the many reasons that I refer to them as faggots.

[Anonymous No.19843081]

Those are some very femine looking hands.

[Anonymous No.19843093]

>>19842687
>buying obviously fake shit that the company would get sued into oblivion over using the characters likenesses
Some dude is vac sealing those shut himself and charging you 3x as much as you should be paying because “it’s legit bro, look at the packaging.”
Classic way to make money off of rubes, quite possibly the oldest trick in the book.

[Anonymous No.19843099]

>>19842687
sparkling water's not bad for you but it's also not exactly beneficial either. it's bad for your teeth enamel

[Anonymous No.19843104]

>>19841778
>Doesn't roll his own

[Anonymous No.19843185]

>>19843104
this.
I buy a pouch of American Spirit tobacco once every couple of months (and a pack of filters), I’ll probably have two cigarettes a week tops but I honestly feel like I’m way better off than when I was compulsively hitting that stupid fucking pen every waking moment like some kind of lab rat.
Plus it’s a fun ritual.

[Anonymous No.19843187]

>>19843185
AS HE LIGHTS AN AMERICAN SPIRIT
HE ASKS HOW I CAN SMOKE SUCH SHIT

[Anonymous No.19843192]

>>19829759
hi guys i wanna die
And my breakfast was tea+bread. Rate?

[Anonymous No.19843364]

>>19843093
it was one third of the dispensary price and it takes me a month to smoke an eighth so i literally do not care. and if its not blue dream its all the same anyway.

[Anonymous No.19843368]

>>19839690
dont doubt me bruh, six by six i dont play tricks

[Anonymous No.19843390]

>>19839480
>no amount of weed is going to do anything to you which would require medical attention
Weed can increase your heart rate by quite a bit, especially with super strong strains and concentrates available now.

[Anonymous No.19843396]

>>19829759
>chink stick vape

kek

BREATHE AIR

[Anonymous No.19843766]

>>19843390
nobody's needing medical attention over it

[None !j8OtIup/EI No.19843774]

>>19843766
...YET

[Anonymous No.19843781]

>>19843766
eating three or four gay ass cheap weed gummies has made me vomit more than once and i'm a mostly grown adult. its not even the thc or the "high" that does it, i honestly think the cbd and other resiny stuff is what makes me sick if i eat too much of it. i'm never queasy or nauseous at all normally - several times ive been the only one not to vomit from something actually...both from food (summer camp rigatoni) and stomach bugs the rest of.my family caught. a strong dose for a kid could probably make them vomit their brains out, possibly literally.

[Anonymous No.19844218]

>>19843099
That’s why you need to drink it with a straw. Also the only ingredient that should be on the label is CO2

[Anonymous No.19844231]

>>19829759
Those'll give you herpes

[Anonymous No.19844393]

>>19844231
i dont share my vape with aanyone but my gf, who i also do the needful with so id get it anyway

[Anonymous No.19844405]

literally while im standing here smoking and posting, this 5'10" skinny millennial girl walks by with a cig in one hand and a pint of haagen dasz in the other.. i think theres an instinct toward these pairings, hot-n-cold.

[Anonymous No.19844447]

>>19844393
The testers share them before you in the sweatshops

[Anonymous No.19845778]

>>19844447
im sure they also licked all your mc nuggets and diddled themselves with your airpods. not to mention the bloody dirt caked hands that sewed your cheap ass clothes together...this should be the least of your worries.

[Anonymous No.19846287]

i just took like 8 puffs of the stupid elfbar this morning to see if that felt like anything

it didnt, except that i feel pretty sick and nauseous

still dont understand why people like nicotine so much

[Anonymous No.19846713]

>>19846287
>still dont understand why people like nicotine so much
addiction and denial over being addicted

[Anonymous No.19846807]

>>19846713
but how?? it legit doesnt feel like anything. i literally just dont get it. my parents both smoked cigs for a long time too so i should be genetically predisposed to liking nicotine i would think. idk

[Anonymous No.19847280]

>>19831928
Keyed

[Anonymous No.19848081]

>>19841769
you are full of shit I could get literally the same exact vape in OP at a gas station

[Anonymous No.19848095]

>>19848081
https://ballotpedia.org/California_Proposition_31,_Flavored_Tobacco_Products_Ban_Referendum_(2022)

Just because companies are selling shit they are barred from doesnt mean the law isnt on the books

[Anonymous No.19848117]

>>19848095
sure it's in the books, but that particular post implied you couldn't get it OTC which is false because smoke stores have walls filled to brim with flavored vapes. That being said this law managed to get menthol cigs off the shelves which is the whole reason why I vape now in the first place.

[Anonymous No.19848196]

This morning I had a cup of coffee, a banana, a small (actually tiny) toasted rye bread roll with honey on it, and a shot of beefeater gin

I'm trying to quit drinking, I've tapered down more than halfway.

[Anonymous No.19848226]

>>19846807
the only time i smoked cigs i got a major good-feeling body buzz and smoked until i felt sick