/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19820200]

This Halloween will /ck/ be following the honor system?

[Anonymous No.19820211]

If it's a busy neighborhood we do. If it's clear that it's like 9pm and maybe five people have visited the house and the bowl has been full all night, we may take some extras. We never do anything like take it all because the house might have kids who'd appreciate leftovers.

[Anonymous No.19820222]

>>19820211
commie cuck
>>19820200
I will take all I can carry, don't give a shit about not leaving anything for 'muh kids', not my problem. Fuck society, fuck women, fuck liberals, and fuck sex-havers.

[Anonymous No.19820225]

>>19820222
Wow what a miserable faggot you are. My kids and I will be laughing at your lard ass.

[Anonymous No.19820231]

>>19820225
I won't be thinking about your fat hag wife and dumb kids at all.
Not. My. Problem.

[None !j8OtIup/EI No.19820232]

>>19820222
post wrist

[Anonymous No.19820233]

>>19820200
at this point ive adopted a decent harem of little girls. this year im going to take all the candy from any front porch that does this and leave them one of my girlies. i think they're getting the better deal actually.

[Anonymous No.19820235]

>>19820200
For fuck's sake.

"pierogi" is plural.
"pieróg" is singular. Pronounced "Pierug".

[Anonymous No.19820237]

>>19820235
no one cares faggot

[Anonymous No.19820239]

>>19820237
I'm someone and I care.

Checkmate atheists.

[Anonymous No.19820240]

>>19820235
literally kill yourself

[Anonymous No.19820246]

>>19820239
>I'm someone
wrong

[Anonymous No.19820248]

>>19820246
Then I guess I'm a figment of your imagination, which makes it just sad. Enjoy arguing with yourself.

[Anonymous No.19820699]

>>19820200
I dont engage in pagan holidays

[Anonymous No.19820710]

>>19820200
Honor system is for cuckolds. To teach my children about nature of our “society” I dump the whole bowl in their bags then take a dump in the bowl and cover it back up with a small layer of candy. The next person gets a bunch of shit on their hands, it’s a lot of fun. Sometimes I’ll put razor blades in some candy and mix it in with theirs to teach them an abstract lesson about race mixing

[Anonymous No.19820739]

>>19820200
A couple black families moved in a few years back, so I just stopped giving out candy altogether.

[Anonymous No.19820768]

Baked up alot of Molasses cookies last night for trick or treaters. Got three more types of goodies to make and bag before the big day.

[Anonymous No.19820776]

>>19820200
Might make edibles, dunno. Not sure how to reseal them into candy packs. :v
>eat Snickers
>can't stop snickering the rest of the night

[Anonymous No.19820798]

>>19820222
Checked and full on larp-pilled.

[Anonymous No.19820947]

>>19820235
>Only one Reese's Pieces per child
FOR FUCK'S SAKE

[Anonymous No.19820950]

>>19820710
Razer pierogis.
The kids must learn: polacks cannot ever be trusted

[Anonymous No.19820976]

I live in a cunt where kids go trick or treating but it's not a massive thing. I have a gate that can't be opened from the outside and I just close it so no one bothers me.

[Anonymous No.19820978]

>>19820710
>Sometimes I’ll put razor blades in some candy and mix it in with theirs to teach them an abstract lesson about race mixing
I want to hear this explanation

[Anonymous No.19820985]

>>19820976
In America you just don't turn on the porch light. Your countries kids are way try hard if you need a gate Holy shit

[Anonymous No.19820988]

Back the truck up, you lot are actually talking about going trick or treating?
This board really is full of American Reddit kiddies lmao

[Anonymous No.19820990]

>>19820985
It doesn't get dark until after 8pm this time of year you ignorant prick.

[Anonymous No.19821018]

>>19820988
A lot of parents see trick or treating as a family activity
Because we've had an entire generation of perpetual children even these parents will take candy
That's wrong they should bring their own mini bottles and get hammered like real adults

[Anonymous No.19821055]

>>19820235
>some guy in ohio doesn't speak polish
un fuckin believable

[Anonymous No.19821151]

>>19820200
>live in the UK
>town follows the "if they don't have decorations or a lantern out, don't trick or treat"
>Halloween is quiet every year

It's glorious.

[Anonymous No.19821164]

>>19820768
no matter how nice the neighbourhood is, your home-baked shit gets thrown out.

[Anonymous No.19821174]

>>19821164
Nope. Stop living in shit cities/ghetto.

[Anonymous No.19821177]

>>19820200
>This Halloween will /ck/ be following the honor system?

If you don't, they're gonna put you on some viral video to try and embarrass you anyway. Also I have that same bucket sitting on top of my fridge

[Anonymous No.19821210]

>>19820768
Is that just a ginger snap without ginger?

[Anonymous No.19821229]

>>19821210
It has some ginger, but uses molasses. Think a sugar cookie with a little ginger and molasses.

[Anonymous No.19821264]

>>19820990
That's completely irrelevant you ignorant prick. Sun up or not porch light out means they're not handing out candy

[Anonymous No.19821267]

>>19821018
My parents handed out beers to the parents. Ended up just the hole neighborhood doing it and so all the parents would be wasted by 8pm

[Anonymous No.19821288]

>>19820222
based af fr fr no cap

[Anonymous No.19821378]

>>19821264
Yes because everyone has the same customs as America.

[Anonymous No.19821390]

>>19821267
Sounds comfy
Parents need to unwind, a community that unwinds together bonds

[Anonymous No.19821409]

>>19820200
i call em pogies

[Anonymous No.19821411]

>>19820710
>Sometimes I’ll put razor blades in some candy and mix it in with theirs to teach them an abstract lesson about race mixing

based. fuck hook noses and orcs

[Anonymous No.19821427]

>>19821378
Ah, because my first post didn't explicitly mention that America is different
Go be retarded somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.19821433]

>>19820200
when I was 9 or so I got to do halloween with kids my age without parents.

I was absolutely shocked to my bones to see other kids raid these candy bowls.

[Anonymous No.19821472]

To many non whites in my area, so obviously not

[Anonymous No.19821499]

I live out innawoods so no trick or treaters, but the folks in town go full bore doing up the neighborhood. When I was a wee lad there was a lady done up as a witch with a cauldron, and she was giving out small cups of hot chocolate to people.

[Anonymous No.19821514]

>>19821499
I bet she provided her own milk and got a kick out of people drinking it

[Anonymous No.19822144]

>>19821433
based raised right child

[Anonymous No.19822157]

>>19822144
haha, no.

[Anonymous No.19822164]

>>19820235
Pierogus amogus

[Anonymous No.19822170]

>>19821427
>Make a post about not living in America
>But here in America
Kys.

[Anonymous No.19822171]

>>19820222
>fuck commies
>fuck sex havers
Do you not know you can pay for sex???
go out and live life capitalist sex man.

[Anonymous No.19822184]

There aren't many children in my neighborhood, so the church down the way does it. Not my problem, really. There's some teenagers roaming around, but I have no idea where they came from. There aren't any blacks, so I suspect we are still pretty ok since it's a gated community and you can't come in unless you're on the list. I imagine the streets that do have small children, which are on the other side of the community from mine, might do something since I've seen houses all decorated.

I will likely not put anything out. In the event the neighbors decide to do something, I'll throw a bucket out there with a sign that says "RULES OF NATURE" next to a picture of Thomas Hobbes.

[Anonymous No.19822189]

>>19822184
That is such a clever and sick idea, I think I will do the same.

[Anonymous No.19822211]

>>19820200
>taking random unwrap food from the street
that's one way to end your life and stop yourself from wasting the planet's limited resources to keep you alive I guess

[Anonymous No.19822276]

>>19820200
I will be because I won't be home to give it out. Gonna try full-size bars too. If they're all gone after the first handful of kids, oh fuckin' well.

[Anonymous No.19822282]

>>19820200
I just put out a sign that says "take 1" with no bowl so people think a kid stole it

get on my level niggers

[Anonymous No.19822395]

>>19820200
i live in a condo and i'll be at a goth rave, in the same building as a normie rave nextdoor. i picked the gayer option. and it's 18+ at this venue so i'll see baby goths :3

[Anonymous No.19822406]

>>19821174
No one wants your meth sex cookies, Cletus. That's responsible parenting 101.

[Anonymous No.19822502]

>>19821151
>Be ruralfag 'straya
>Stores buy masses of halloween garbage
>Rots on shelves. Still there at 90% off by christmas
>Never see anyone under 20 out after dark
>No costumes, no trick or treat
Life is good, brother

[Anonymous No.19822546]

>>19820235
slavs aren't human so it really doesn't matter.

[Anonymous No.19822555]

>>19821018
>>19821267
>>19821390
I wish my neighborhood did this. Id love to get a bunch of assorted mini bottles and make a parents bucket. When I was in the military I used to hide easter eggs around work for my soldiers to find that had little bottles in them during holiday parties lol

[Anonymous No.19822568]

>>19822502
>be ausfag
>don't buy plastic crap that coles/woolies/aldi sells that will end up in the ocean
>buy two bags of freddos
>give out maybe 4 freddos
>have 20 freddos to eat

[Anonymous No.19823168]

>>19822211
Bullshit I got picked up hitchhiking by some lady found some waffle fries on the floor still in the bag and ate the fuck out of em after asking if she still wanted em (she said no) and I'm fine.

[Anonymous No.19823172]

>>19822170
Wtf are you even trying to say? I've never met someone so stupid.

[Anonymous No.19823210]

>>19822395
uh fucking based

[Anonymous No.19823212]

>>19822395
>18+
>baby
?

[Anonymous No.19823216]

>>19820222
>virgin chudjack comes to my house and eats all the candy I left out specifically for strangers to eat
>somehow thinks this is an own

[Anonymous No.19823218]

>>19820222
> it's another reddit zoomer who thinks being obnoxious is Le Based

[Anonymous No.19823237]

>>19820768
Some psycho will poison it, feed their kid part of it, then have you arrested for attempted murder.

[Anonymous No.19823240]

>>19823212
yes, for folx who avoid photoaging

[Anonymous No.19823242]

>>19820200
Imagine eating food that some random has made in unknown hygiene conditions and left outside in a bucket on their step. Do you take your kids dumpster diving too?

[Anonymous No.19823354]

>>19823237
Take your meds anon

[Anonymous No.19823632]

>>19820200
I firmly believe in not only handing candy out but also being outside all evening in costume so I can jumpscare the kids.

[Anonymous No.19823668]

>>19820200
Man I want to prepare pierogis filled with cheese, any ideas about the recipe for this rookie cooker?

[Anonymous No.19823687]

>>19823632
Don't forget the shoe cam for getting loose fitting costume upskirt shots while you are sitting in that chair as a scarecrow.

[Anonymous No.19823805]

>>19820222
Based

[Anonymous No.19823809]

>>19820235
It's pierogus

[Anonymous No.19823873]

>>19823809
Ah yes, Pierogus the Conqueror and legendary slayer of the four headed snek

[Anonymous No.19823887]

>>19823809
its PO-GIES

[Anonymous No.19823917]

>>19820222
I will firmly spank your buttocks with my cheese board when you're trying to leave my porch with your loot. I will spank your barbarian, uncouth ass so hard you WILL not only make pierogi for free, you will also distribute them liberally (sic) among the Chosen People in the neighbourhood.

[Anonymous No.19823933]

>>19823687
Or I could not be a piece of shit and just hand out lots of nice candy and make people happy. but still flirt with the moms a bit.

[Anonymous No.19823940]

>>19822555
digits confirm you can make this a thing

[Anonymous No.19823949]

I live extreme rural i might get 2 kids

[Anonymous No.19823951]

>>19820200
>one pierogi
"Pierogi" is plural; the singular form is "pierog".

[Anonymous No.19823960]

>>19820235
My mom calls them "pee-yogies" every time and it drives me nuts.

[Anonymous No.19823965]

>>19823933
>the moms

Not a geriatric fetishist.

[Anonymous No.19823967]

>>19821018
>>19821267
I don't hand out booze but I do give out those little chocolate liqueurs to the parents.

[Anonymous No.19823976]

>>19820200
>trick or treating used to be on Halloween, so we'd hand out candy in our neighborhood, and go ourselves to another
>community council voted to change it to the Saturday before here as well, so now I have to choose
And of course they made this change now that I have a kid who is ready to walk with us, too.

[Anonymous No.19823988]

>>19820235
"pyeroog" is how an English speaker should pronounce the singular form
pierogus is acceptable too, because it's funny

same goes for pączki by the way, it's the plural form and the singular is pączek (pronounced "pawcheck")

[Anonymous No.19823989]

>>19823976
>community council

Imagine a place where you are cucked like this. Hilarious post/troll my guy.

[Anonymous No.19823991]

>>19820710
>Sometimes I’ll put razor blades in some candy
damn, that's what we do in the local satanist coven as well
I thought we were being original...

[Anonymous No.19824016]

the doors to my apartment building are locked and people probably aren't even aware that i live here.

[Anonymous No.19824024]

>>19823989
I meant common council, so it's an actual government body at least. Still gay, still cucked.

[Anonymous No.19824029]

>>19823960
she knows what shes doing

[Anonymous No.19824031]

>>19820222
Looks like some incel needed more ass beatings as a child.

[Anonymous No.19824040]

>>19824029
She's not stupid by any means, but no, she's not self aware enough to be messing with me like that. She also called penne "panini noodles" the other day. Her grandparents came over from ITALY AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.19824047]

>>19823967
Class

[Anonymous No.19824055]

>>19820768
Are you the fucking psychotic pedo who was putting semen into baked goods and giving them out last year?

[Anonymous No.19824056]

>>19820200
when i was 10 i pissed in a "take one" bowl once after emptying it
i wish i could do that again

[Anonymous No.19824106]

>>19821164
This
Also the real nice neighborhoods hand out full size shit

[Anonymous No.19824110]

>>19824106
No, not for years
Too many kids it's just not sustainable

[Anonymous No.19824132]

>>19820235

[Anonymous No.19824139]

>>19824132
Anon
The Nazis didn't, the Poles did

[Anonymous No.19824151]

>>19821433
I'd take a few extra if it was something I liked but I wouldn't do the greedy handfuls some kids did

[Anonymous No.19824192]

>>19824110
this is the sad truth
in my city, facebook mom groups always discuss which neighborhoods are "best" for trick or treating, and this has resulted in a few neighborhoods getting absolutely swamped, with cars being lined up outside the neighborhoods and making it impossible to actually drive on the roads leading up to them, while other neighborhoods (including mine) now see at most 10 people coming around, mostly because it's just the neighborhood parents with really young kids who think any amount of candy is a mountain
last year someone died from a stroke because paramedics couldnt get in or out of one of the "best" neighborhoods except by wheeling a stretcher an entire mile both ways
the council would have done something about it, but the mom groups showed up to meetings yelling that their snot-goblins that they shot out of their vags have nowhere else to go, and the council caved

[Anonymous No.19824224]

>>19824192
People are just the worst but damn if women dont find every way to do it

[Anonymous No.19824227]

>>19824106
full sized shit AND cans of pop, loved the neighbourhood I grew up in

[Anonymous No.19824249]

>>19824192
The sad part is the actual poor kids who I really want to stuff full of candy take like two pieces at most
The actual rich kids from the neighborhood take fucking handfuls and you have to tell them to stop
I'm going to try the potato thing poor kids won't fall for that shit

[Anonymous No.19824279]

>>19824055
I've never knowingly put any bodily fluids in stuff I've given to kids. Not like a little free protein would be that bad anyway. Everything gets baked.

[Anonymous No.19824293]

>>19824192
why is everything terrible

[Anonymous No.19824357]

>>19824293
He is just an exceptional case if true at all. There are no councils that determine when trick or treating is or how/where it's to be done. Kids always go on Halloween, if you live in a cul-de-sac or a neighborhood where you can drop off the kid to walk a loop, that will be where many kids will be trick or treating. 95% of the food will be pretty packaged slop but the people who do make and package their own baked goods are usually pretty damned good.

He must live in a city because there is no authority that says when trick or treating is or how it's to be done. Silliness. I live rural, but if I go out to certain neighborhoods there will be a line of cars at the entrance of the neighborhood off the road waiting for the kid to go play with his friends and make their rounds. That's how it is always done.

Their are church trick or treaters out of cars too but that's for little kids. No one except the occasional wheelchair kid or retarded kid goes around a neighborhood with their parents.

[Anonymous No.19824372]

>>19824357
You're misunderstanding what the other anon was describing. It's not a city assigning and deeming where kids should trick or treat, it's a collection of moms organizing where to take all of their kids collectively. Imagine hundreds of parents all organizing together on social media to all go to the same neighborhood to try and procure the most amount of shit possible. And it sucks ass.

Also, most small kids do trick or treat with parents. Most kids don't start trick or treating alone until they're around 9 years old.

[Anonymous No.19824390]

>>19824372
Oh I got that part. That part has changed since before social media, but it's always been the thing to do to go to easy in/easy out loop neighborhoods. You didn't need some Facebook post to tell you what was best.

I thought he was the same guy that said they voted at some community council to have Halloween at a different time which makes no fucking sense.

[Anonymous No.19824411]

>>19824390
So the thing is that they aren't going to an easy in easy out neighborhood, everyone is congregating in a single neighborhood because that neighborhood has the best shit, and the sheer scale of the organizing is the problem. Entire suburbs are totally barren while some richer part of town is flooded to the point of comedy. Last year in my town the more affluent neighborhood had hundreds and hundreds of kids and parents on it, lined up to go up to houses, pushing and shoving and waiting, while the roads were completely fucked because they were trying to shove fifty plus cards onto one street where they don't fit, people circling around to pick up and drop off kids, just a total shitshow.

The bit about the city council is probably a matter of them knowing this happens and trying to use bylaw to prevent the traffic and congestion.

[Anonymous No.19824433]

>>19824411
Must be a city/town thing because nothing like that happens to the scale where I live what you are describing. There are just known neighborhoods that have always been the targets for kids. The kids knew what was good. Though I did read an article about people bussing kids from other towns a decade ago. Probably just haven't seen it to the scale as you guys have out here.

Never traffic. They always pull off the road or park I can't imagine a cluster fuck where an emergency vehicle couldn't get through.

[Anonymous No.19824440]

>>19820768
Please stop. Baked goods are for potlucks and functions with established relationships. Commercial candies (that aren't baked, you psycho) are for trick-or-treaters.

[Anonymous No.19824441]

>>19824433
There are definitely mom groups that coordinate on my neighborhood
Like I said, I don't have a problem giving candy to poor kids but the rich kids act so entitled
The moms use Nextdoor not FB, tho

[Anonymous No.19824468]

>>19820200
Last year I setup a bonfire in the culdesac and had cider (hard and regular) and hot dogs for anyone interested
It was /comfy/
This year the neighborhood is organizing a potluck dinner before the trick or treating begins

[Anonymous No.19824471]

>>19824440
I disagree. I am not against giving them pre-made unhealthy chock-full-of-chemicals "candy" if you are lazy or can't cook. I'm just saying putting your heart into some good candy for a change shows you go the extra mile and reminds me when I use to trick or treat and wanted certain homemade treats from certain houses.

The fuck would you want to promote lazy shitslop candy. (I'll admit I like reeses) This is a food/cooking forum, you should be talking about unique fun ways to spice up Halloween.

Gonna make peanut butter balls too I think this year along with some large Amish cookies I think.

[Anonymous No.19824499]

>>19824471
Its all going in he garbage but do you i guess

[Anonymous No.19824508]

>>19824499
Maybe in your shithole town. You be you too wasteful dumbfuck.

[Anonymous No.19824519]

>>19824508
I live in paradise but im not letting my kids eat catfaggot food baked by greasy 4channers ive never met

[Anonymous No.19824523]

Has anyone ever really stuck a razor in apples?

[Anonymous No.19824527]

>>19824519
>lives in paradise
>doesn't know his neighbours

[Anonymous No.19824530]

>>19824519
Nobody who talks like this is worth anything

[Anonymous No.19824531]

>>19824523
No

[Anonymous No.19824532]

>>19824024
Burn down their building, see how many dumbass votes they hold then. Trick or treat motherfucker

[Anonymous No.19824534]

>>19824527
I dont have neighbors :)

[Anonymous No.19824541]

>>19824519
>his ghetto ass never got good candy when he trick-or-treated and now he lashes out anonymously here

Cry more poor kiddo.

[Anonymous No.19824542]

>>19824530
found the greasy catfaggot

[Anonymous No.19824546]

>>19824541
Sketchy open shit in a ziploc bag isnt good candy

[Anonymous No.19824549]

>>19824542
Thanks for confirming your lack of human value. You'll die alone and unmounted, likely by your own hand, and at great secret relief to your mother. At least you'll have the solace of knowing you were an edgy based boy on a website that you helped turn into a glorified refugee camp for banned redditors.

[Anonymous No.19824551]

>>19824546
Go sleep now troll.

[Anonymous No.19824554]

>>19824549
at least i wont have eaten your disgusting catfaggot food

[Anonymous No.19824566]

>>19824554
>>19824542
>>19824519
This anon desperately needs attention that he isn't getting irl

[Anonymous No.19824571]

>>19824566
He's not even talking to the right person. Lol.

[Anonymous No.19824572]

>>19824566
This anon bakes gross weirdo treats that go in the garbage

[Anonymous No.19824586]

>>19824571
Its funny that he got the all cat people all riled up though

[Anonymous No.19824598]

>>19824586
I just don't understand why he thinks I have a cat. I use to have a cat long ago. Anyways, been baking treats for trick or treaters for over a decade, they keep coming back. I've gotten a couple good complements over the years.

[Anonymous No.19824627]

>>19820200
The kids ring the fake doorbell that plays screams I answer the door make them say trick or treat and give everyone a handful. A couple times I did the leaving out a bowl thing and sat in a chair pretending to be a prop and would scare kids who took too much, maybe I should do that again.

[Anonymous No.19824631]

>>19824586
I know, look how riled up they are they're typing words on 4channel!

Anyways, trophy is in the mail. Be sure to explain how "he" got it when you're at the bar talking to women, which I'm sure you do a lot, I know they'll be really impressed.

[Anonymous No.19824651]

>>19820768
I miss getting homemade popcorn balls as a kid.
I've thought about making some for the neighborhood, and being up front that they're homemade, and you can take just take a piece of candy if you're not comfortable with that. Maybe next year.

[Anonymous No.19824658]

>>19824631
Kek youre so mad youre not even making sense

[Anonymous No.19824664]

>>19824658
>getting confused by such simple language

[Anonymous No.19824669]

>>19824658
He's saying that making people mad on the hacker known as 4chan isn't impressive and not so subtly implying that you don't have any experience with women.

[Anonymous No.19824672]

God I love children especially girls.

[Anonymous No.19824673]

>>19824669
>He
Kek okay buddy

[Anonymous No.19824700]

>>19824664
Ironic because "trophys in the mail" sounds like some poorly translated esl vernacular bullshit

[Anonymous No.19824708]

>>19824700
It means that you're going to receive a trophy for your efforts here today. In English speaking countries a trophy is a sort of decorative object we sometimes give each other as a way to recognize accomplishments. "In the mail" means that your trophy will be received by the postal service - in the developed world, we have a system that allows us to send each other physical objects, which we call "the mail".

[Anonymous No.19824718]

>>19824708
Is receiving trophies in the mail something that has happened to anyone ever?

[Anonymous No.19824729]

>>19824718
It is a fictional scenario to help illustrate the absurdity of believing people are "riled up" for typing words on a website, the absurdity of believing "getting them riled up" is any kind of accomplishment, and the absurdity of bragging about it on 4channel dot org. To help explain further, the scenario of women being impressed by you as you regale the bar with tales of your 4channel adventures also is false.

I've noticed that as the internet browns, more and more threads devolve into this state where people need to spend 50% of the posts just breaking down simple words and language constructs. It's endemic across the site. Its almost impossible to discuss ideas when you have to spend all your time trying to explain the foundational concepts of the language used to convey those ideas.

[Anonymous No.19824741]

>>19824729
>2 paragraphs of not riled up

[Anonymous No.19824744]

>>19824718
I got second place in a 5k and didn't feel like sticking around for hours for the marathon to finish so I left, I got the trophy a couple weeks later

[Anonymous No.19824747]

>>19824741
>two paragraphs seeming like such a tall mountain to climb
Sad

[Anonymous No.19824750]

>>19824741
FIVE whole sentences!? Forget a trophy, you've got a commemorative John Wayne plate headed your way.

[Anonymous No.19824751]

>>19824747
Totally not seething though

[Anonymous No.19824753]

>>19824751
>oh yeah!? well look at this - [buzzword], oh yeah!
Very based, kek kek sneed, kino post, cope and based based, you are boomer, anon is le zoomer, BASED, kek sneed kino slop slop based.

[Anonymous No.19824756]

>>19824753
You forgot riled

[Anonymous No.19824762]

>>19824756
Oh no, cringe, riled seethe based REDDIT cope kek kek based

[Anonymous No.19824766]

>>19824762
Youre definitely not any of those

[Anonymous No.19824767]

>>19824766
You don't think I'm REDDIT anon? Very based of (you), kek, I am le oldfag, I thought you were le newfag but now I think you are le oldfag like me. Based.

[Anonymous No.19824778]

>>19824767
Is this still the home made treat weirdo?

[Anonymous No.19824783]

>>19824778
Haven't posted in like over an hour. Also, you are the lazy shit lol.

[Anonymous No.19824788]

I made a nice variety in years past.

[Anonymous No.19824791]

>>19824783
Ill take that as a yes

[Anonymous No.19824792]

Even during the fake pandemic people wanted my treats.

[Anonymous No.19824794]

>>19824791
No, you've been arguing about god knows what with whoever for over the last hour. Dumbass.

[Anonymous No.19824798]

>>19824778
I don't make anything home made, I turn my lights out and watch porn every halloween. Why? Because I'm BASED, handing out candy is for normies, I watch heckin anime.

[Anonymous No.19824807]

>>19824798
*child

[Anonymous No.19824815]

>>19824794
Youve been defending your creepy dude treats for over 7 hours

[Anonymous No.19824820]

>>19824815
kek (you) are arguing with two different people, not very BASED of (you) anon, actually kind of CRINGE, cope and seethe seethe and cope kek and sneed sneed and KEK lmao so based cringe at normies they just don't get how based I am, I am such an anon, RILED

[Anonymous No.19824829]

>>19824820
You have a cat
Kek gross stinky

[Anonymous No.19824917]

>>19820768
This shit actually makes me sad. Like i know you're prob. some troll who understands what hes saying and yadda yadda yadda, looking for (you)'s, whatever....
But i know for a fact theres prob. tens of thousands of naive but still wonderful people who spend hours making home made stuff, that automatically gets thrown out. I have not trick-or-treated in 20 years(Stopped when i was 13, back in '99) and even back then my parents would tell me to just throw out the homemade stuff, so id assume its like 20x more psychotic now with how babied the current generation of kids are, even though every statistic out there says people now a days are more compassionate and less likely to randomly assault, rape, or poison strangers(even if the crap you see on the news gives you a different impression).

ALSO, i love how people laughed at the idea of kids getting drugs given to them on halloween, with the obvious idea being that drugs are too expensive to give away... Except in my city, where there actually was a house that DID give out pot-laced candies(maybe the only legit instance of it ever happening). Was it malicious and deliberate? Nope, the couple was just strapped for candies at the end of the night and didnt realize the ones one of them found was an older stash of THC infused nerds(?).

[Anonymous No.19826087]

>>19824792
based

[Anonymous No.19826096]

I hand out the candy myself instead of putting a bowl out and give each kid a whole bunch, especially if they got a costume I like

[Anonymous No.19826127]

>>19823991
try adding glass bits next time, less detectable, just as devastating

[Anonymous No.19826131]

>>19820947
It's
>Only one Piece of Reese's
YOU FUCKING FAGGOT