No WEBMs today?

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Anonymous Mon Oct 16 19:46:30 2023 No.19807888 [Reply] [Original]

No WEBMs today?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 19:47:19 2023 No.19807889 File: 2.78 MB, 640x480, 2023-10-16 14-41-11.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 19:48:41 2023 No.19807891 >>19807888 Look at that fat ugly worthless four-eyed stupid fuck Imagine the smell between his buttcheeks lmao horrid

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 19:49:49 2023 No.19807894 >>19807888 >>19807889 >let him cook

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 19:53:52 2023 No.19807908 >>19807888 >>19807889 TOTALLY NOT SCRIPTED!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 20:23:20 2023 No.19807971 File: 3.13 MB, 360x640, 1697007562967275.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 20:45:14 2023 No.19808033 >>19807888 >8000 dollar outdoor kitchen >can't cook I feel like many such cases applies here

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 21:04:39 2023 No.19808084 >>19808033 >I feel like Yeah well facts don't care about your feelings, drumptard

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 21:06:06 2023 No.19808089 >>19807891 Frank the Tank is an American icon, watch your goddamn mouth.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 21:12:07 2023 No.19808102 >>19807971 I would love to sample this degeneracy where is this and what is it called?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 21:32:27 2023 No.19808163 >>19808084 Too close to home?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 22:00:52 2023 No.19808243 >>19808084 Heh, I must have struck a nerve

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 22:06:05 2023 No.19808262 >>19808033 drumpf lost

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 22:08:40 2023 No.19808274 >>19807971 The US Army in Iraq Special

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 22:17:00 2023 No.19808301 >>19807971 God I wish that were me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 22:22:57 2023 No.19808323 >>19807888 >>19807889 What is this bizarre communal kitchen in the middle of the courtyard surrounded by slavic style tower apartments?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 22:24:15 2023 No.19808329 >>19808323 Those are condos or apartments. And they aren't cheap either way. Do you even America?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 22:25:47 2023 No.19808333 File: 2.92 MB, 480x852, 1697171701349864.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] siiiiiip

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 22:26:43 2023 No.19808335 >>19808323 4 stories of condos over a bunch of businesses. Super common. Leave your house sometimes, man.

Anonymous Mon Oct 16 22:27:38 2023 No.19808339

>>19808323
In america we have these shithole commie apartments and they put a grill in the middle, but the grill is literally only there for people to complain about.
If you ever use it they will stick a letter to your door telling you they're adding a cleaning fee to your rent for the month.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 22:28:47 2023 No.19808341 Why would you want this? How little pussy do you have to get to find this appealing? I hate women and coomers equally

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 22:35:56 2023 No.19808364 File: 2.62 MB, 1080x1920, 1679861995549.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] :D We both love cheese.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 22:40:13 2023 No.19808381 >>19808364 I do not like elongated snouts. For me, it's the American red nose pitbull terrier

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 22:42:40 2023 No.19808389 >>19808364 quit posting your stupid fucking dog

Anonymous Mon Oct 16 22:42:42 2023 No.19808391

>>19808329
>>19808335
I live on the West coast, I have literally never seen condos over businesses. Never lived anywhere where zoning would allow that, nor have I ever lived in a huge city with 6+ story apartments arrayed around a central minipark like that, it's all very foreign seeming.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 22:47:03 2023 No.19808415 >>19808391 Really? While not super common it wasn't rare up in the PNW

Anonymous Mon Oct 16 22:48:35 2023 No.19808423
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>>19808389
Look

Basically I'm just not gonna keep posting him (my dog!!)

I'm sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know..... UGH I know.....

It's just that I'm posting him that is all!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>19808381
Pits are kinda cute. Not as cute as my boy tho. Sorry!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 22:53:38 2023 No.19808443 >>19808364 >>19808423 Whenever I see a German Shepherd I get a near uncontrollable urge to bash its stupid fucking head in with a metal pole.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 22:53:41 2023 No.19808444 File: 1.46 MB, 1125x2000, 1676880622422.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Check out my 3 minute cold brew brewer. >>19808423 Im just gonna keep posting him**** :D

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 23:00:45 2023 No.19808465 >>19807971 Damn I don’t know if it would be good, but I would like to try it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 23:05:35 2023 No.19808484 >>19808333 god i love women

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 23:06:42 2023 No.19808487 >>19808423 it's okay anon, I like your dog

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 23:06:53 2023 No.19808488 >>19808333 imagine having a supermodel body and working at a bar instead

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 23:10:03 2023 No.19808496 >>19808488 She probably takes home $200K or more a year and most of it in cash I asked my bartender who does the cute girlfriend schtick what she takes home and she said usually $160K and she put her house's downpayment down in cash

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 23:13:38 2023 No.19808510 >>19808033 He's in an apartment complex, pretty sure that shit belongs to the complex, mine has gas grilles by the pool for all residents to use

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 23:18:32 2023 No.19808534 >>19808443 Kys Moshe >>19808488 too bad she doesn't have a supermodel face

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 23:23:48 2023 No.19808550 >>19808339 Sounds like worst of both worlds; overbearing HOA suburb shit plus the forced "communal" shit that comes with urban shoeboxes

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 23:28:15 2023 No.19808565 File: 14 KB, 825x867, 164089A7-A274-44FE-BB86-EEB77AE7F23B.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19808084 like a moth drawn to a flame. dance for me my little puppet, i am the hand that controls your strings

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 23:35:21 2023 No.19808589 File: 1.79 MB, 720x1280, 1696956697907.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] These are all meat birds I'm raising, so it counts as a food webm. 45 cornish cross. >>19808534 Based. >>19808487 Based and ty.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 00:26:33 2023 No.19808711 File: 42 KB, 720x492, IMG-20231017-WA0001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19808534 >Kys Moshe You're literally circumcised and living in a kike puppet state

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 00:32:43 2023 No.19808727 File: 2.84 MB, 406x720, 1618394016222.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 00:34:29 2023 No.19808731 File: 1.05 MB, 1125x2000, 1674337649466.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Teehee.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 00:34:36 2023 No.19808734 >>19808727 I will never understand third worlders.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 00:40:29 2023 No.19808759 >>19808102 Looks like it’s a place in Jersey called Tony Baloney’s (the site says which locations the “Swine Fighter” is available at): https://www.tonyboloneys.com/menu As a grease dabber myself I might need a whole case of napkins for that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 00:42:18 2023 No.19808765 >>19808443 Same except it’s when I see nerd virgins/Muslims who hate based dog breeds.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 00:43:52 2023 No.19808770 >>19808765 Post wrists

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 00:44:21 2023 No.19808775 >>19808734 Looks like 1st world level of retardation to me; can't have people carry around glass. Except here they've moved onto next step, not allowing people to have plastic bags.

Anonymous Tue Oct 17 00:44:30 2023 No.19808776

>>19808734
They did that in Bolivia. There's a deposit on the bottle. The deposit is large enough that a street vendor can't float the turn over. So they had to guarantee they had enough empties at the end of the day to trade in for the next morning's full ones. Empties were something people horded and handed down to their children. If you were throwing a large party, you'd borrow a few cases of empty bottles from someone so you could have enough beer for the party.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 00:45:52 2023 No.19808783 >>19808775 Except that's clearly some kind of spic from some brown country.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 00:47:37 2023 No.19808787 File: 30 KB, 402x499, disgust-wtf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19807971

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 00:59:26 2023 No.19808815 File: 145 KB, 1024x769, Nightmares.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19808084 >>19808262

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 01:23:17 2023 No.19808867 File: 1.33 MB, 1080x1703, Screenshot_20231016_212147_Maps.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19808391 >I live in a liberal overbearing state of dysfunction. Thats what I heard. We have them in the free state of Florida and people love them

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 01:24:50 2023 No.19808871 File: 2.88 MB, 1920x2560, Resized_20161225_132723_37226851254027.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19808731 Your dog ain't shit, homie. It's floppy ear isn't even on the proper side

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 01:27:28 2023 No.19808878 File: 2.80 MB, 640x360, Mayo_Cake_Jack.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] keep jacking, food jacks

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 01:29:53 2023 No.19808885 File: 2.85 MB, 640x360, Ostrich Egg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Jack >attention whores This is the worst fucking webm thread in a while. I'm gonna dump some fucking eggs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 01:30:26 2023 No.19808888 File: 2.16 MB, 640x360, Egg Carousel.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 01:31:00 2023 No.19808892 File: 2.94 MB, 640x360, Perfect scrambled eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 01:31:35 2023 No.19808893 File: 2.87 MB, 640x360, Bacon Beef Eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 01:32:58 2023 No.19808895 File: 2.87 MB, 640x360, Grilled Eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 01:33:31 2023 No.19808896 File: 2.86 MB, 640x360, spiral egg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 01:34:06 2023 No.19808897 File: 2.89 MB, 720x404, avocado deviled egg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 01:34:58 2023 No.19808898 File: 2.92 MB, 600x336, smoked scotch egg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 01:35:35 2023 No.19808901 File: 2.86 MB, 960x540, Alcohol Eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 01:35:42 2023 No.19808902 File: 1.58 MB, 1440x1080, Jack_Shot.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19808885 faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 01:35:51 2023 No.19808903 >>19808895 All that work for a shitty hard to access omelet

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 01:36:09 2023 No.19808904 File: 2.88 MB, 960x540, Snow Eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 01:36:42 2023 No.19808907 File: 2.89 MB, 1280x720, Cook an Egg in 3 Seconds.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 01:36:57 2023 No.19808908 >>19808901 Hey, quit posting webms. We're trying to argue here...

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 01:37:15 2023 No.19808910 File: 3.01 MB, 600x336, thai street egg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 01:37:49 2023 No.19808911 File: 2.96 MB, 960x540, Egg ball.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 01:38:22 2023 No.19808914 File: 2.93 MB, 720x404, Egg A Beast.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 01:38:56 2023 No.19808916 File: 2.91 MB, 640x360, sand egg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 01:39:30 2023 No.19808919 File: 2.89 MB, 540x302, Giant Kinder Egg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 01:40:03 2023 No.19808922 File: 2.89 MB, 540x302, More like Satan Himself Eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 01:40:11 2023 No.19808924 >>19808910 Based space maximizer. I hate anything more than a little cheese. Any other anons have an uncanny sense of smell? I can smell the cheese just reeking out of fatfucks

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 01:40:37 2023 No.19808925 File: 2.86 MB, 640x642, sleepy bear egg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 01:41:09 2023 No.19808926 File: 2.75 MB, 640x360, avocado egg thing.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 01:41:42 2023 No.19808928 File: 2.92 MB, 716x720, floofy eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 01:42:16 2023 No.19808931 File: 2.88 MB, 960x540, Eggacado.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 01:42:49 2023 No.19808933 File: 2.93 MB, 960x540, fish eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 01:43:21 2023 No.19808934 File: 752 KB, 400x400, eggcelent.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 01:43:55 2023 No.19808937 File: 2.17 MB, 640x640, scrambled egg nog.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thank you for you time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 01:44:26 2023 No.19808941 >>19808931 Needs salt in between the egg and the avocado but neato

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 01:48:52 2023 No.19808956 >>19808941 Eating an entire avocado for breakfast is not a good thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 02:13:40 2023 No.19809030 >>19808937 I hope who ever made this video feels bad about it

Anonymous Tue Oct 17 02:17:19 2023 No.19809036

>>19808885
What's to stop them from just separating a dozen eggs from yolks, dumping the whites into a pan until slightly firm then dumping the yolk-mass into the center until it's firm. I don't believe for a second they're turning out a bunch of ostrich eggs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 02:18:37 2023 No.19809038 >>19808937 Jesus fucking christ I think that violates the Geneva convention

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 02:18:39 2023 No.19809039 >>19808443 Oooof, I cut myself on that edge, bro...

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 02:32:01 2023 No.19809079 >>19809039 Damn I wish 4chan would allow voting on posts already. I'd give this 2 upvotes if I could!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 02:38:07 2023 No.19809101 >>19808910 sirs, what are the strange objects they use to move food? Is this sirs hand injured?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 02:42:51 2023 No.19809119 >>19808444 legit looks like you're immersion blending diarrhea

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 02:44:56 2023 No.19809127 >>19808895 Balut, not chicken eggs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 02:45:33 2023 No.19809128 >>19809101 >strange objects they use to move food? 2 spatulas on the hot plate and tongs for the cabbage. >Is this sirs hand injured? Doubt it. He's holding his left arm strangely but probably because the hot plate is a bit higher then comfortable.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 02:45:41 2023 No.19809129 >>19809119 The coffee comes out good. Hah.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 03:31:29 2023 No.19809281 File: 37 KB, 700x384, 1551979549116.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19808488 >supermodel body whew lad

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 03:35:22 2023 No.19809290 File: 69 KB, 750x751, 1678968609913117.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >whew lad

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 03:40:49 2023 No.19809309 >>19808734 bottle deposit. vendors only accept full cases so if you're missing one you lose the deposit on the full case, which in 3rd world countries is substantial enough to matter

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 03:44:56 2023 No.19809322 >>19808926 >cooked avocado I dunno about this one chief

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 03:54:48 2023 No.19809358 File: 1.51 MB, 319x554, 1693409724889620.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 05:02:04 2023 No.19809558 >>19808423 Fuck you and your ugly mutt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 05:04:44 2023 No.19809566 >>19808484 Me too, anon. Me too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 05:09:07 2023 No.19809572 File: 1.27 MB, 1125x2000, 1676785851275.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19809558 :D Seethe more. Lol. Lmao.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 05:11:49 2023 No.19809578 >>19808775 >buy 12-pack of coke for $8 >sell them at a market for $4 each how the fuck are they not turning a profit?

Anonymous Tue Oct 17 05:14:38 2023 No.19809590

>>19807971
I hate those fat fuck couple and all those restaurants with the same gimmick.
>"oooooo look, this place in shithole NY add 20 different slice cheeses, healthy heaping of their vodka sauce, 4 chicken tenders, waffle fries, and more fattening sauce to their turkey sandwiches."
>him and his greasy hog of a wife take messy bites from the abomination of a sandwich
>"woooow, that's phenomenal!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 05:39:34 2023 No.19809644 File: 488 KB, 720x566, Screenshot_20231017-004330~2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19808759 Profanity? How fun and exciting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 05:50:25 2023 No.19809661 >>19808928 unironically the best way to eat eggs easier if you separate them though

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 05:57:13 2023 No.19809670 >>19808885 this looks delicious

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 06:11:37 2023 No.19809691 >>19808928 >the recipe is a secret >its fucking scrambled eggs The audacity of these cunts to act like this is some kind of secret

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 06:15:36 2023 No.19809700 File: 2.93 MB, 540x302, sugarpig.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19808904 I want to turn that faggot upside down and shit in the bucket

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 08:08:50 2023 No.19809855 >>19808364 wtf did your dog do to get the other guys upset

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 08:09:50 2023 No.19809857 >>19808423 nvm I get it

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 08:13:48 2023 No.19809860 >>19807888 >>19807889 Would eating this give you cancer or is it OK because it's mostly coal?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 08:49:57 2023 No.19809897 >>19809860 Pretty sure you shouldn't eat coal bro

Anonymous Tue Oct 17 09:03:23 2023 No.19809906
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>>19808391
>I have literally never seen condos over businesses. Never lived anywhere where zoning would allow that
Yeah yeah I know "omg do Americans really", but how does anyone utter phrases like these without feeling existential dread?
You live in a society engineered to make you miserable and spend a third of your life and money commuting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 09:06:31 2023 No.19809910 >>19809860 Burnt toast gives you cancer, so I doubt eating this is all that great for you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 09:07:40 2023 No.19809913 >>19808896 Looks like a turd.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 09:14:50 2023 No.19809915 >>19808907 That took way longer than 3 seconds

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 09:15:20 2023 No.19809916 >>19808734 The reason is pretty obvious to me and to two of the other people that replied to you. Maybe you should go outside more often. You'll learn to appreciate the perspective of other people.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 09:18:53 2023 No.19809920 >>19809079 how original

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 09:49:12 2023 No.19809961 >>19807971 >>19808102 >>19808759 >>19809644 this entire exchange is scripted

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 09:52:22 2023 No.19809967 >>19809920 Unoriginal comments get unoriginal replies. Glad I could help you figure that out, retard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 10:00:15 2023 No.19809972 >>19807971 I was with it until he took all the pepperoni grease that was meticulously rendered off and drenched the pizza in it again. I could feel my arteries hardening by the end of the webm.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 10:10:19 2023 No.19809979 >>19808904 Imagine being cringe before it was popular

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 10:15:25 2023 No.19809983 >>19807891 kill yourself

Anonymous Tue Oct 17 10:16:59 2023 No.19809985
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>>19807971
I hate this kind of "more is better" mindset.
That shit looks disgusting. I don't mean it looks unhealthy, I mean it doesn't look like it would actually be pleasant to eat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 10:17:41 2023 No.19809987 File: 3.74 MB, 450x800, parasyte berries.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 10:22:14 2023 No.19809996 >>19809644 incredibly lame name aside, absolutely would

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 10:26:38 2023 No.19810002 >>19808916 >animal planet >shows black people cooking What did they mean by this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 10:31:12 2023 No.19810011 >>19807971 People fucking suck

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 10:34:22 2023 No.19810016 >>19808907 Why are you black?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 10:38:28 2023 No.19810020 >>19809358 Did they ate him?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 10:42:10 2023 No.19810027 >>19809700 This is ART, not food!

Anonymous Tue Oct 17 10:47:09 2023 No.19810033

>>19809985
I think this is more of the "more meat is better" mindset inspired by keto tards. Despite the fact that cured meat like pepperoni, regular pizza crust, and the sugar in the sauce make it non-keto.

Also, what's going on with that wine? He didn't angle the shelves?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 10:47:26 2023 No.19810034 File: 2.75 MB, 608x1080, knife skills.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19809358 This is a fucking Bugs Bunny cartoon >>19810020 Don't 'ate 'im. Just don't like 'im. Simple as.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 10:49:30 2023 No.19810037 >>19808783 It's actually some SEA country—look at the apron the woman is wearing. That script looks like Lao or some Indochina language.

Anonymous Tue Oct 17 10:49:52 2023 No.19810039
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>>19810033
The stupid fuck spent a fortune on a special wine room and didn't bother putting a couple screws into the wall to secure the racks.
Even my bookshelves are bolted to the wall and most of the books are just cheap paperbacks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 10:50:19 2023 No.19810040 >>19807971 >all that grease He is not leaving unshidded.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 10:52:56 2023 No.19810045 >>19810040 He's repurposing the grease and applying it back as a drizzle. A dabber's worst nighmare.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 10:55:45 2023 No.19810052 >>19807971 do americans really?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 11:05:02 2023 No.19810064 >>19809987 >xe don't want extra protein

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 11:07:09 2023 No.19810069 File: 2.99 MB, 576x1024, 1692068863318552.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19810034 Someone should teach her knife safety

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 11:11:01 2023 No.19810076 >>19810069 I hate cutting sweet potato. Just the right combination of annoying shape and toughless.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 11:23:48 2023 No.19810094 File: 308 KB, 288x360, 1684482837280491.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19810069 she should have peeled that thing first

Anonymous Tue Oct 17 11:29:29 2023 No.19810099
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>>19810094
Did she never had banana before? I thought girls love bananas!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 11:32:56 2023 No.19810101 >>19808381 >elongated snouts what you mean is NORMAL snouts, you like inbred retard dogs

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 11:33:13 2023 No.19810103 >>19810094 She's making chips out of it, no need to peel

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 11:35:35 2023 No.19810105 File: 117 KB, 1200x1200, dehydrated_banana_chips.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19810103 I so love banana chips

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 11:36:41 2023 No.19810106 >>19807888 if i were him i would eat my hat

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 11:54:29 2023 No.19810130 >>19808488 Supermodels don't look like that. >>19808496 Men are pathetic lmao

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 11:56:03 2023 No.19810131 >>19809985 How does this even happen?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 11:57:04 2023 No.19810132 >>19808364 Cute

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 12:13:57 2023 No.19810147 >>19810131 It looks like the shelf isn't bound to the house's studs (usually 2x4's). Whoever did the rest of that wine room knew what they were doing. Like maybe he ran out of money and decided to do that part himself.

Anonymous Tue Oct 17 12:21:59 2023 No.19810159
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>>19808892
i love how everyone has to pretend being interested and amazed at gordon making scramby eggs of all things
especially at the end where those two judges are like "mmm yes look at the technique" and that other guy makes this face
i fucking hate these fake ass competition shows

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 12:26:46 2023 No.19810163 >>19810052 I'm an american and I do that

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 12:28:21 2023 No.19810164 >>19808333 150 lashes sounds about right

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 12:32:44 2023 No.19810170 >>19810159 It looks more like he's overcomplicating scrambled eggs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 12:38:57 2023 No.19810185 >>19808878 what a disgusting amerilard ""cake""". I hope someday we gets a stroke

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 12:47:40 2023 No.19810196 File: 2.89 MB, 853x480, jack's romantic dinner.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wish he had done that PT, bros. Why did he refuse it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 12:58:18 2023 No.19810220 >>19809358 this can't be real not even a pajeet could continuously bbraapp for this long

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 13:00:39 2023 No.19810227 File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, jack1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] One of my favorite things about Jack is that he doesn't know what a pork butt is and just calls the actual piece of meat "pulled pork"

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 13:05:16 2023 No.19810240 >>19809855 because he keeps posting the same webms over and over again with the same gay commentary "XDD so heckin cute" the dog is fine i just hope the owner gets hit by a garbage truck

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 13:15:06 2023 No.19810272 >>19807971 THIS IS WHAT THE KETO SCHIZO LOVES they think they're healthy too

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 13:24:11 2023 No.19810288 File: 1.36 MB, 608x1080, Portillo's Cake Shake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 13:25:37 2023 No.19810292 File: 648 KB, 137x160, AYO.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19808878 AI GENERATED ERIC CARTMAN???????

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 13:35:02 2023 No.19810306 >>19808878 Come on Jack at least peel the label off your measuring cup.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 13:36:20 2023 No.19810309 >>19808956 Why?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 13:36:57 2023 No.19810311 >>19810196 >pie crust >nothing bit a tub of cool whip Just skip the crust and eat it out of the tub at that point

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 13:42:50 2023 No.19810332 >>19808911 Surprised the glass didn't shatter long before that, what was the point?

Anonymous Tue Oct 17 13:44:22 2023 No.19810336

>>19810170
It's literally just making a savory custard out of the eggs by slow cooking them until they thicken into a spread
>butter
>egg
>stir on low heat until it thickens
>pour ovee toast
Is not a complicated recipe. It's just that the bar for "complex" lowers every year because young people are fucking useless at cooking and that permeates every aspect of internet culture. Anyone who achieves the miracle of uneducated french peasant woman's daily routine is either a wizard genius or being hopelessly pretentious.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 13:46:11 2023 No.19810337 I've said it before, I'll say it again: eggs are by far the most autistic food, and this boards obsession with them is proof.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 13:46:22 2023 No.19810339 >>19808907 its fuckin raw

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 13:56:24 2023 No.19810353 >>19809358 You think he farted for flavor? >captha: GAS8VN

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 14:00:48 2023 No.19810365 >>19809036 Ostrich farms are a thing in places like straya. Don't know about other places.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 14:04:45 2023 No.19810376 >>19810094 She is obviously recycling the peel so new bananas don't have to grow one

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 14:10:08 2023 No.19810388 >>19809985 I'd eat a single slice

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 14:15:13 2023 No.19810401 >>19809913 You really need to fix your diet

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 14:22:06 2023 No.19810413 >>19808926 that looks like one of the blandest ways you could possibly eat an avocado

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 14:24:01 2023 No.19810417 >>19808897 Looks good just too bad if you made them for a party they would be brown by the time they got to the table

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 14:26:41 2023 No.19810425 >>19810365 its a niche thing but im pretty sure every state has a couple. you can get the eggs if you look

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 14:27:50 2023 No.19810427 >>19810164 >150 butthole spokes kissed on every glass FTFY

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 14:29:52 2023 No.19810432 File: 811 KB, 1440x2973, Screenshot_20231017.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19810288 What the hell??? Where his hair disappear!?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 14:51:42 2023 No.19810475 >>19808389 Inshallah brother

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 14:52:56 2023 No.19810478 >>19808931 Yuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 14:56:22 2023 No.19810482 >>19808898 >wasting good natural casing for this shit Just use minced pork...

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 14:58:22 2023 No.19810490 >>19808911 >that red string Extra proteins from the chick foetus?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 15:18:04 2023 No.19810517 >>19808885 >Beans on the side. Yeah, you wouldn't want to fuck up a dish with ostrich egg like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 15:21:57 2023 No.19810530 >>19810432 >dumb esl poster can't tell the difference between two different people in black shirts

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 15:22:53 2023 No.19810534 >>19809860 >normal thing: doesn't cause cancer >normal thing heated too long: suddenly causes cancer I seriously hope you don't believe this bullshit

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 15:23:34 2023 No.19810536 >>19810034 webms of bad knife skills should be a bannable offense

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 15:25:45 2023 No.19810540 >>19808937 Dog food

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 15:27:20 2023 No.19810542 >>19808892 That little branch of toMAHtoes makes me irrationally angry for some reason

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 15:51:27 2023 No.19810583 >>19810534 Yeah, sounds stupid, how heat adds cancer anyway? Does fire give you cancer? I call it bullshit

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 16:00:04 2023 No.19810602 >>19810530 But it is same guy but with no hair

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 16:01:34 2023 No.19810610 >>19810583 Carcinogens

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 16:04:34 2023 No.19810620 >>19808727 in Thailand soda comes in bags

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 16:09:29 2023 No.19810631 >>19807971 Dude at end looked like his heart wasnt having good time

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 16:16:41 2023 No.19810651 >>19808910 Are those hashbrowns on the side?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 16:17:22 2023 No.19810653 >>19810530 you're face blind, bro

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 16:18:52 2023 No.19810656 >>19810288 don't knock it till you try it

Anonymous Tue Oct 17 16:36:12 2023 No.19810693

>>19810332
the heat is boiling the water long before it has the chance to start heating the glass

ball heats water, water boils and bubbles to top, bubble surface not thick enough to transfer heat to glass, colder water reaches ball, repeat

until the end of course where the entire volume of water is hot enough to heat the glass.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 16:37:13 2023 No.19810696 >>19808928 it's just a dry souffle

Anonymous Tue Oct 17 16:58:09 2023 No.19810749

>>19810693
nah it was just tough glass. the egg is way too thick to do a good job at heat transfer. even if it was the point of failure would have been where the 2000 degree steel ball was touching the glass at the bottom and causing it to shatter due to thermal shock. its the equivalent of putting cold glass in the oven or hot glass in the freezer

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 17:05:35 2023 No.19810758 >>19808496 >she put her house's downpayment down in cash In what other form would you make a down payment?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 17:06:44 2023 No.19810760 >>19807888 >>19807889 Fucking New Yorkers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 17:09:45 2023 No.19810769 >>19808867 These are going to be so awful when those businesses finally fail because the meme value wore off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 17:13:19 2023 No.19810778 File: 66 KB, 710x571, 1650743692422.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19808888 checked. One of the more insteresting new webms have seen in a while.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 17:13:44 2023 No.19810781 >>19808928 >make a souffle >calls it scramble egg well not wrong but.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 17:21:28 2023 No.19810798 >>19808904 Is this the performer Buckethead I always hear about?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 17:24:27 2023 No.19810802 >>19810131 the rack is made of steel. a bottle weighs 1.2kg add 150 bottles and now the rack is supporting 180kg fail to secure it to the wall and it eventually bends from the weight

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 17:29:17 2023 No.19810809 >>19810693 >the heat from the water shatters the glass

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 17:30:45 2023 No.19810814 >>19810798 Pretty sure that's Deadmau Five

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 17:31:01 2023 No.19810815 >>19808922 Simply Sarah is my favorite

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 17:38:47 2023 No.19810825 File: 3.87 MB, 480x270, 1694114492296211.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19808937

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 17:39:47 2023 No.19810827 >>19808901 Alcohol denatures proteinchains?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 17:41:46 2023 No.19810831 File: 2.90 MB, 640x360, 1695259870469520.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19810034 >>19810069

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 17:49:20 2023 No.19810847 >>19810365 even europe has a few

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 17:52:07 2023 No.19810852 File: 2.50 MB, 360x360, chop.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19810831

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 17:53:18 2023 No.19810855 >>19808333 >the heat of the ass cheeks cooks the beer

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 17:59:02 2023 No.19810863 >>19808391 actually all zoning would allow that because it is an inherit aspect of Euclidean zoning (what SCOTUS has deemed constitutional). I just took a course on land use law. Fucking try me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 18:00:32 2023 No.19810866 >>19807889 Looks like the remnants of that soviet astronaut

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 18:05:59 2023 No.19810875 >>19808904 This dude fucking sucks

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 18:10:18 2023 No.19810880 >>19808931 avocado, fried egg, and a couple pieces of bacon is a really great breakfast but just fucking eat the individual items c'mon man...

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 18:15:10 2023 No.19810891 >>19809358 WYPIPO DON'T SPICE THEIR KIDS

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 18:28:52 2023 No.19810922 >>19809961 thought the same

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 18:29:51 2023 No.19810926 >>19809358 incredible, he has attained the fourth dhyana

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 18:34:06 2023 No.19810936 >>19810926 diarrhea?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 18:43:30 2023 No.19810961 File: 2.70 MB, 640x360, 1500507453386.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 18:44:54 2023 No.19810967 File: 2.98 MB, 450x252, 1522030533106.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19810961

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 18:46:59 2023 No.19810971 File: 2.58 MB, 640x360, 1499316099045.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 18:48:15 2023 No.19810973 File: 2.94 MB, 480x270, 1499269401848.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 18:49:28 2023 No.19810978 File: 2.06 MB, 640x360, 1513480092944.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 18:50:04 2023 No.19810980 >>19810971 >be careless once, lose an arm

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 18:57:52 2023 No.19811009 >>19810980 Nah those things have super responsive sensors and shit now

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 18:58:18 2023 No.19811011 >>19810961 Why is he making such a mess?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 19:01:16 2023 No.19811022 >>19810978 This one never gets old, based family

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 19:02:44 2023 No.19811028 >>19810973 >I'm ready to settle down now

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 19:13:34 2023 No.19811055 >>19810311 its cheese cake filling actually pretty good, i use to dip cinnamon gram crackers in it

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 19:16:13 2023 No.19811059 >>19810973 Disrespecting food is disrespecting life. A chicken died for this. What a disgrace

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 19:25:34 2023 No.19811078 File: 1.00 MB, 320x171, b46c8e68-504d-4da1-9cf7-fbd2bc711de8.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19807971 more grease!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 19:25:36 2023 No.19811079 File: 339 KB, 1920x1080, 【HANDCAM】Blind Testing Products To Guess Which One Is The Expensive One! #kfp #キアライブ 1-24-40 screenshot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 19:40:06 2023 No.19811123 >>19807971 There really is no God.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 19:42:18 2023 No.19811126 >>19810980 Human reflexes are good enough he would get a bad cut at wirst

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 19:46:10 2023 No.19811137 >>19809961 >>19810922 No, I asked what this was and it turns out it has vodka sauce which means I'm probably allergic to it since people put sulfites in most vodka So fuck that pie

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 19:48:52 2023 No.19811141 >>19807888 >>19807889 Love a good bark on my BBQ

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 19:56:21 2023 No.19811157 >>19810076 Get a sharper knife and some knife skills

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 19:57:19 2023 No.19811161 >>19811059 have a (you)

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 19:58:49 2023 No.19811165 >>19809916 Maybe you should stop being poor.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 20:14:16 2023 No.19811216 >>19809913 Seethe koreacuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 20:14:57 2023 No.19811221 File: 760 KB, 460x620, bottle.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19811161 She's not wrong, though. Waste of food is a sin.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 20:17:36 2023 No.19811227 >>19811221 x*he has probably done worse things to dead animals

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 20:21:45 2023 No.19811238 >>19807971 Fucking hell. I'd try it, but I also know my digestive tract and I would get the shits about around the time I had finished the first slice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 20:27:09 2023 No.19811258 >>19808937 What in the god damn

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 20:27:58 2023 No.19811260 >>19811011 It's a joke video

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 20:28:37 2023 No.19811264 >>19809358 The heat of the kid cooks the water

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 20:34:05 2023 No.19811275 >>19810656 you can get the same caloric intake from somewhere like starbucks and have it taste exactly the same.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 20:45:06 2023 No.19811303 >>19808727 >Soda in a bag Do Canadians really?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 20:45:07 2023 No.19811304 >>19809985 OOOHH NOOO MY HECKIN EXPENSIVE GRAPE JUICERINO!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 20:48:37 2023 No.19811312 >>19811221 fuck the stupid chickens life, the real sin is how unfunny the video is

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 20:48:45 2023 No.19811314 >>19810039 Literal Rube Goldberg machine food. Just eat plants bro.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 21:10:15 2023 No.19811402 >>19811314 Nah.

Anonymous Tue Oct 17 21:12:03 2023 No.19811417

>>19811126
I don't think you understand how sharp that thing is, you wouldn't even know you'd cut yourself until you noticed your hand laying there detached from your arm. There would be no stimulus to reflex from.
But like the other anon said there are safeties that prevent that from happening.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 21:12:05 2023 No.19811418 File: 2.87 MB, 406x720, guy spinning hotdog.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >4MB limit >audio streams disallowed this board could be better

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 21:13:36 2023 No.19811424 File: 2.62 MB, 640x360, yes it blands.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 21:14:56 2023 No.19811430 File: 2.93 MB, 1280x720, hotpeppergaming.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 21:16:19 2023 No.19811435 File: 994 KB, 360x640, feesh.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 21:17:54 2023 No.19811439 File: 1.28 MB, 1158x648, bird home intruder.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 21:18:41 2023 No.19811441 File: 146 KB, 800x534, PeopleMeat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19810034 Gloves are an immediate sign of 'tards.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 21:19:34 2023 No.19811444 File: 2.46 MB, 300x300, V U L C A N I Z E D.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 21:21:21 2023 No.19811446 File: 3.32 MB, 1080x1364, saved your pizza bro.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 21:23:07 2023 No.19811452 File: 1.17 MB, 654x480, ten bucks well spent.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 21:23:50 2023 No.19811458 File: 338 KB, 1983x1400, Sad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19810196 Romantic dinner for one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 21:24:45 2023 No.19811460 File: 2.84 MB, 720x480, ketchup bot.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 21:26:14 2023 No.19811464 File: 2.97 MB, 402x720, nsfw brownies.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 21:27:20 2023 No.19811471 File: 2.72 MB, 626x360, surly king of the egg fort.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] bc no one posted it yet hail the king

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 21:27:24 2023 No.19811472 File: 1.78 MB, 640x360, jack48.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 21:28:29 2023 No.19811475 File: 2.06 MB, 504x848, seagull.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 21:30:20 2023 No.19811476 File: 1.46 MB, 427x318, patience milk.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 21:31:34 2023 No.19811479 >>19807971 Americans were a mistake

Anonymous Tue Oct 17 21:32:47 2023 No.19811482
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>>19811418
>>19811424
>>19811430
>>19811435
>>19811439
>>19811444
>>19811446
>>19811452
>>19811460
>>19811464
>>19811471
>>19811475
>>19811476
alright i think thats all i have to contriboot

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 21:37:31 2023 No.19811490 File: 1.05 MB, 420x280, IEatFood.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19810039 I wish that was me.

Anonymous Tue Oct 17 21:43:47 2023 No.19811506

>>19811430
reminds me
>cutting jalapenos
>need to piss
>throw peppers into pan and go to bathroom
>whip dick out
>piss, put it away and wash hands
>feel burning sensation
>realize what I've done
Weirdest moment was washing my dick in milk for a few minutes. It helped a little, but I could still feel it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 21:54:02 2023 No.19811528 >>19808423 wash your hands

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 21:54:54 2023 No.19811530 >>19808364 German Shepherds are so fucking cute with long fur, they look like big puppies

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 22:00:18 2023 No.19811547 >>19811430 my mom used to do this to me on purpose when I was a little girl

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 22:02:35 2023 No.19811556 >>19809358 sometimes the usa seems like a good place to live after all

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 22:07:35 2023 No.19811565 >>19811441 Sir. Do not redeem

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 22:16:27 2023 No.19811593 File: 3.76 MB, 320x240, Bass-O-Matic.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19811424 That's some good tilapia!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 22:29:12 2023 No.19811624 >>19809910 that's burnt starches i have no idea what burnt meat does though

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 22:31:58 2023 No.19811633 File: 2.53 MB, 640x360, hockey.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19811424 Easily the best ad campaign ever made.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 22:38:23 2023 No.19811644 >>19808928 I saw this in episode 14 of Food Wars, I know exactly how to make them

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 22:44:22 2023 No.19811655 >>19811506 vinegar works so much better then milk

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 22:46:39 2023 No.19811662 >>19810039 what is he throwing out at the end? isn't it all intestine?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 22:48:41 2023 No.19811670 >>19811593 My dad loved classic SNL and he deliberately showed my mom that sketch because he knew it would make her hurl. She was genuinely queasy at just the mention of it. Classic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 23:09:18 2023 No.19811729 >>19811418 what a gloriously odd and specific talent

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 23:15:28 2023 No.19811758 File: 469 KB, 1920x1080, 1505660902675.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19810973 That damn thumbnail gets me every time

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 23:35:03 2023 No.19811818 >>19807971 Would

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 23:45:30 2023 No.19811849 >>19811662 That's the stomach left behind. It's probably going to some other processing batch to be ground up or used in whatever other sloppa.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 00:15:25 2023 No.19811973 >>19808926 the one way you should actually get salmonella from eating avocado

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 00:15:29 2023 No.19811974 >>19811446 If it's stupid and it works, it's not stupid. But how the hell is the top of the pizza fine and the bottom black?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 00:17:04 2023 No.19811978 >>19811482 ty anon. you are a gentleman and a scholar.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 00:27:26 2023 No.19812014 >>19809358 I looked this up and apparently it's just a trick. The container is insulated so it won't get hot and the bubbles are being made by a tube and some kind of gas. Might be for entertainment or to scam people.

Anonymous Wed Oct 18 00:42:22 2023 No.19812034

>>19810534
FWIW:
"Nutritional epidemiology is, by and large, what Stanford University biostatistician John Ioannidis calls a 'null field': one where there is nothing genuine to be discovered and no genuinely effective treatments exist."

https://reason.com/2023/10/14/take-nutrition-studies-with-a-grain-of-salt/

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 01:02:45 2023 No.19812082 File: 2.65 MB, 405x720, fish_scales.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 01:03:53 2023 No.19812085 >>19809358 The heat of the jeet cooks the broth

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 01:03:58 2023 No.19812086 >>19807908 I would have never guessed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 01:09:59 2023 No.19812109 >>19812082 I wonder if this would feel good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 01:18:06 2023 No.19812123 >>19812109 probably, but lizard people like you just molt instead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 01:22:11 2023 No.19812136 >>19811475 I never noticed the sign in this clip before...apt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 02:00:57 2023 No.19812256 >>19808888 man, the guy with the red collar has it made. the other two are shuffling back and forth and he's just gotta stand there and swirl the egg around.

Anonymous Wed Oct 18 02:04:19 2023 No.19812269

>>19812034
i love this description. i haven't come across this term before. i had to take a nutrition course for my one-year condensed nursing degree and it was an unbelievable waste of time. even in high school, we never just read a textbook and accepted it as gospel, and this one was basically a spokesperson for the dept of agriculture and all their weird, pseudoscience industry-bought recommendations. calling it a pseudoscience is, if anything, generous

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 02:08:54 2023 No.19812286 >>19808084 is this "drump" in the room with us right now?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 02:34:28 2023 No.19812387 >>19808910 Damn that looks good. I should try that on my griddle sometime

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 02:37:19 2023 No.19812397 >>19807971 Europeans are INSANE!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 02:37:44 2023 No.19812398 >>19808934 You know what that looks like

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 02:42:15 2023 No.19812405 >>19808389 t. attacked by chihuahua at a young age

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 02:46:26 2023 No.19812417 >>19811303 you will never be Canadian, let alone European

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 02:47:43 2023 No.19812422 >>19810620 good to know, pedo

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 02:49:03 2023 No.19812426 >>19808731 it's scary how closely some furries can replicate this look.......

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 03:08:41 2023 No.19812464 >>19811009 Those rely on capacitance sensors. Wouldn't work because meat and human flesh are going to be the same in conductivity.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 03:10:51 2023 No.19812470 >>19811506 It is weird because even shitty unspicy jalapenos can give that burning sensation.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 03:12:07 2023 No.19812477 >>19811974 Preheated the baking tray. Many such cases.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 03:15:53 2023 No.19812495 >>19809987 yummy dead worms!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 03:17:41 2023 No.19812501 >>19810094 this girl needs a really hard fucking in the bedroom (hardcore youtube learn to be human srudying)

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 05:07:25 2023 No.19812787 >>19811475 Seagull saved her from having to eat that abomination.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 08:39:56 2023 No.19813201 >>19811157 just because I hate doing it doesn't mean I'm not any good at it :)

Anonymous Wed Oct 18 09:35:03 2023 No.19813282

>>19808878
>mayo is just pre-blended eggs and oil
Instinctively I understand it's not the same as adding more eggs and oil during the mixing process, but logically I can't figure out why it's different. Ignoring that what was used in the video was clearly not mayonnaise judging from its whip cream consistency.

Anonymous Wed Oct 18 10:01:00 2023 No.19813304

>>19811417
What safety could it have? Machines that cut wood detect flesh and shut off from the conductive skin coming near the blade. They're safe enough you can throw a hot dog at it and it turns off before cutting through. Can't do that when the whole point is cutting carcasses

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>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 10:18:01 2023 No.19813341 >>19810973 I hope ayy lmaos don't do that when they abduct us

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 14:22:41 2023 No.19813845 >>19811424 I remember these, good times.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 14:45:59 2023 No.19813910 >>19811424 dear lord in heaven this is high octane nightmare fuel

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 15:09:39 2023 No.19813950 >>19808907 haha i get it, he put the egg on fire

Anonymous Wed Oct 18 15:14:35 2023 No.19813959

>>19809987
I hate it when social media shows house/cleaning tips using vinegar and baking soda. Mixing those two forms water and salt. If you want to clean, then use either vinegar or baking soda, not both at the same time. I guess I shouldn't be surprised at the stupidity considering it's from some low-IQ spic.

t. chemist

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 17:27:55 2023 No.19814312 >>19813959 the bubble action lifts and cleanses away all dirt grime and poop you illiterate nigger fucktard

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