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Anons, I work at a pizza place and get to make myself a free pizza after every shift. As of today, I have entered my pizza experimentation arc. My first creation is the Banana Pineapple Pizza. It was actually fantastic, with an excellent tropical flavor. I almost wonder if it could be improved by the addition of coconut.

There are two reasons for this thread. First, to share this discovery with the world. Second, to solicit opinions on what other strange toppings to try. Sauerkraut is tomorrow. After that, the future is wide open.

>> No.19798102
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Here is the za in its entirety.

>> No.19798107

>>19798101
Use refried black beans as your pizza sauce with the banana and pineapple

>> No.19798129

>>19798101
>>19798102
>picks up a slice by the crust
>half a pound of wet slop slides off and splatters in the pizza box
>"genius.jpg"
Looks horrific
On-topic: Make stuffed crust with anchovies instead of mozz

>> No.19798133

>>19798129
That sounds hilarious, but unfortunately I am a vegetarian and therefore somewhat limited in my options

>> No.19798135

>>19798101
Something with hummus

>> No.19798153

chicken curry: sour cream, tomato sauce, chicken, bell pepper, onion (+cheese because you can't make a pizza without cheese)

>> No.19798159

>>19798133
Cum should be fine, ask for some of your boyfriend's semen and put it in the sauce, I think you need the protein.

>> No.19798163

>>19798101
gross but how do you get a puffy dominoes like crust

>> No.19798169

>>19798129
>Make stuffed crust with anchovies instead of mozz
That actually sounds great
Alternative: Make stuffed crust with creamy garlic sauce

>> No.19798173

>>19798159
How did you know I have a bf?

>> No.19798178

>>19798173
because you put gay ass shit like nanners on a pizza

>> No.19798183

>>19798173
impostor
>>19798163
Pizza oven and good dough I guess?
>>19798169
>stuffed crust with creamy garlic sauce
Good idea

>> No.19798191

>>19798178
>calls bananas “nanners”
>calls op gay
Faggot lol

>> No.19798192

Pepperoni with sauerkraut is great

>> No.19798195

>>19798191
nanners is the correct term for homo faggot 3rd world fruit that isnt even the original banana which went extinct

>> No.19798279

>>19798195
>blah blah blah gay shit
Faggot lmao

>> No.19798295

>>19798101
Pears, figs, honey and ground walnuts

>> No.19798301

>>19798195
You do know you can still get the bananas that taste like artificial banana, right?

>> No.19798325

>>19798101
Are you up for different sauces? I want to try making a pizza with a toum or aji base. Also a smoked cheese would be nice.

>> No.19798336

>>19798325
I would try those sauces but I don't know where I could get them around here.

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>>19798101
we have such sights to show you

>> No.19798437

>>19798101
>I work at a pizza place
you should probably just kill yourself

>> No.19798453

>>19798101
Do something with Capers and onion, cream cheese base. Shame you're an animal fucker otherwise putting salmon on it in shape of Pepperoni would be cool.
For the sauce, something dill based?

>> No.19798551

>>19798101
>Sauerkraut is tomorrow
Sauerkraut is actually phenomenal if you don't burn in too much. Gotta leave just enough juice so that it doesn't soak through. A supreme pizza with kraut is fucking amazing.

>> No.19798627

>>19798153
Butter chicken curry is great. I've only had it a handful of times, but fuck its so good.

>> No.19798640

>>19798627
Ah the nation dish of britain and canada

>> No.19798646

>>19798627
>Butter chicken curry is great.
Fml. I meant butter chicken curry pizza. Had it in India.

>> No.19798647

>>19798101
>>19798102
this is the quality content that this board deserves

>> No.19798648

>>19798627
brown hands typed this

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>>19798648

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>>19798101
>>19798102
>banana on a pizza

>> No.19798797

>>19798784
gross

>> No.19798799
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>>19798797

>> No.19798825

>>19798101
you should add cherries and bacon to that pizza, here that pizza is called hawaian pizza, actually they put ham and not bacon, but with bacon taste far better.

>> No.19798928

Have you tried using your cum as sauce and serving it to cute girls???

>> No.19798939

>>19798173
Becuase you're a vegetarian

>> No.19799315

>Sauerkraut is tomorrow

you're going to want to try that with extra cheese and onion. Maybe sausage if you're into that.

Any kind of "stinky" cheese in particular.

>> No.19799699

>>19798551
Good to hear, I'm looking forward to it.
>>19798825
We sell a "Hawaiian pizza" with pineapple, bacon, and something else I think, but not banana.
>>19799315
At the restaurant we have mozzarella, cheddar, an American-Swiss blend, and feta. Should I go get like gorgonzola or something from the grocery store? I know I like sauerkraut, but the smell of the stinky cheeses has always pushed me away.

>> No.19799702

>>19798101
What's the day after tomorrow? Killing yourself hopefully

>> No.19799704

>>19799702
I have two days off. So far the figs and honey suggestion sounds good, and I want to try the hummus one too.

>> No.19799742

I've made pizza at home every week for years now, so I'm enjoying the topping suggestions.

Walnut, pear, prosciutto and blue cheese was my favourite interesting entry

That french caramelised onion / anchovy / olive tart might not count as a pizza but was also beautiful

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Try shrimp with mango and mozzarella , its my favourite

>> No.19799750

>>19798173
because you're such a faggot it's obvious

>> No.19799751

I had Domino's once and that looks like Domino's. Also
>Sauerkraut
Mite b cool.
I've done kimchi, both baked on the pizza and just added later, and that shit was delicious both ways.
Last pizza I made was English breakfast pizza. Sauce was the sauce from a tin of beans topped with cheddar topped with the beans themselves plus rashers, bangers, scrambled eggs, fried tomatoes and fried mushrooms. I didn't think black pud would go well so I left it out.
Are you able to do something like that?

>> No.19799784

>>19799751
It isn't Domino's. I do see the resemblance in the picture, though imo our pizza tastes better than theirs. It's a regional chain.
I don't have the ability to fry anything sadly, and being a vegetarian I can't eat the bacon or sausages, so I think that idea won't work. Eggs are awesome though, maybe could do that with another idea.

>> No.19799789

>>19798101
That's gross bro, but sauerkraut is good as hell. A place near me has it as a topping and I fucking love it.

>> No.19799794

>>19798101
jap marinated eggs and instant ramen. the eggs can be made at home in advance or something>>19798101

>> No.19799825

>>19798101
>>19798102
you're not the first to think of this
it's a popular pizza in europe
>>19798135
i love hummus but i think it would be too heavy and savoury for a pizza. worth trying though

>> No.19799836

Pizza with tuna and mayonnaise, you can thank me later

>> No.19799862

>>19798101
This is monstrous and I 100% approve of it. I want to see your pizzas after every single shift.

>> No.19799863

>>19798101
How about putting pineapple in the sauce?

>> No.19799873

>>19798101
You’re a monster.

>> No.19799946

>>19799784
>vegetarian
Are you in America? I live in the US and tried some vegetarian "breakfast sausage" a few years ago. I think it was by Beyond. While it wouldn't pass for a proper Lincolnshire sausage or even a typical American breakfast sausage, its taste and texture was surprisingly similar to turkey sausage. Maybe that'll work for you if you omit the other meat products.

I've never done this, but do you think beetroot might be nice on a pizza? Couldn't be any worse than banana lmao

>> No.19800187

>>19799946
I am. I've had some of the beyond meat before, but desu I wasn't super impressed. Plus it's kind of expensive. I've been a vegetarian since very young, so I never really "miss" the meats and stuff that other people eat, which is what those fake meat products seem to be aimed at: people who became vegetarians later in life and therefore want something to replace what they ate before.
Never had beetroot before. Any ideas what else to use with it?

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Good evening anons. I was in the mood for something sweet and so decided to forgo the sauerkraut plan and instead implement >>19798295 's idea. Pears, dates, honey. The dates are substituting for figs, which I couldn't find. Luckily, I tried one beforehand and discovered that they had pits, so I had a chance to remove them and avoided the disaster of a pizza with pits in it.

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>>19801114
I may have overdone it with the honey. That plus the sweetness of the dates means I don't taste the pear much. Also, it has created a large puddle of honey/pear juice mixture in the box, requiring me to eat the pizza with latex gloves on. I would say that this pizza is also a success, but I am getting the urge to prophesy unto the jews, which is a bit awkward desu

>> No.19801130

>>19801123
what the fuck am i looking at? disgusting sweet mess.
use less bananas on your original pizza, add ham, peanuts, add a bit of curry spice and you have a classic

>> No.19801134
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>>19801114
>>19801123

>> No.19801196

Cheese and fruit simply works well on pizza. If you wanted to do it in a socially acceptable way, use a less pleb fruit and some smelly French cheese.

>> No.19801236

>>19798163
more yeast, and let it sit after shaping to rise a little

>> No.19801238

>>19801114
>>19801123
looks good but where is the dead animal

>> No.19801243

>>19801123
I saw you're vegetarian so maybe forgoe the bacon but there's a really good pizza with peanut butter sauce, bacon, provolone and mozz. I think most vegetables would go with it too

>> No.19802239

>>19801114
>>19801238
Needs more pork.
>>19801123
Told ya, it needs pork.

>> No.19802244

>>19798101
What ingredients are you limited to?

>> No.19802517

>>19798107
Kind of like an arepa pizza?

That sounds really good actually.