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19797760 No.19797760 [Reply] [Original]

This gentleman comes in with a bat and orders one slice of cheese pizza, has $2 and is expecting it to be $2. You say its $3.50. He says what? No, no. Its $2.

How do you retort without sounding mad?

>> No.19797762

shoot him

>> No.19797763

>>19797760
I explain to him that I possess the pizza he desires and will not relinquish it unless I am paid 3.50. He may purchase my pizza or leave.

>> No.19797764

I'd turn 360 degrees and get out of there

>> No.19797765

I tell him that the pizza is $2 but there is an additional $1.50 big faggot tax

>> No.19797788

>>19797765
kek for the win. he laff and doesn't wreck your place.

>> No.19797797

>>19797760
Not my prices
and then i take a slice and sit in my seat and eat it while looking at my phone.

>> No.19797798
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>>19797760
literally me, the movie

>> No.19797804

>>19797798
We got ourselves a real Pierluigi Concutelli over here

>> No.19797862

>>19797760
i slice a part of the pizza off with a pizza cutter because im not getting murdered over 1.50$

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>>19797760
WHAT YOU GONE DO ABOUT IT CRACKAH, THIS IS BLM TERRITORY

>> No.19797873

>>19797862
Boss be like, u gonna eat that and pay the $1.50?

>> No.19797905

i offer up my bussy for sir so he pays the extra 1.50 and does not harm my coworkers

>> No.19797922

>>19797760
>without sounding mad
Prices go up, quality goes down. That's the way it goes. You do it too. You're an engineer after all.

>> No.19797964

>>19797922
>You're an engineer after all.

I'M AN ENGINEER? REALLY? I CAN'T SLIDE RULE FAST ENOUGH FOR YOU. Y-Y-Y-YOU USE THAT FUNNY BOX OF YOURS TO DO ENGINEERING NOW?!? [smash-crack-smash-boom!]

Great work anon, really on par customer service. Now your shop is in flames.

>> No.19798028

>>19797760
I simply cry and call my non-binary store manager who injects me with 300 CC's of estrogen, and the customer with enough horse tranquilizer to break him out of his rage.

>> No.19798046

>>19797760
who the fuck only has $2?
who the fuck even carries cash anymore?
tell him to come back with a debit/credit card or fuck off.
pizza doesnt even get ordered until payments cleared, so if he doesnt pay he doesnt get pizza

>> No.19798114

>>19798046
you do globohomo proud, Anon. Eat the bugs, purchased with your globohomo foodcard.

>> No.19798116

>>19797762
fpbp

>> No.19798119

>>19797798
Watch that edge over here buddy

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19798143

I would direct him to the nearest thurdie business

>> No.19798199

>>19797764
If you turned 360 degrees you'd have turned in a full circle and be facing the same direction you were when you started the turn

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>>19798199
but anon you're new

>> No.19798228

>>19798046
>who carries cash?
Dios mio...

>> No.19798244

>>19798199
yeah that's why he said he'd get out of there

>> No.19798249

>>19797760
I sell him the slice for 2 bucks and take him to the backroom to show him my collection of Zyklon-B and rocket launchers. I'm on his side.

>> No.19798372

>>19798199
yeah, thats where the exit is

>> No.19798392

>>19797760
I tell him I’m a small businessman eking out a living and $3.50 is a fair market value and if he doesn’t like it then he’s a socialist.

>> No.19798398

>>19797760
>How do you retort without sounding mad?
Go complain to your math teacher if you can't calculate taxes in your head.

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>>19798199
Dude, do you even math?

>> No.19798431

>>19797760
Well the implication here seems to be that he is carrying the bat in a menacing fashion so I would give him the piece of pizza for $2 to avoid confrontation. I'm sure my manager would understand the situation and maybe we would even call the police if this gentleman was just running around threatening people with a baseball bat.

>> No.19798442

>>19798431
in the film he didn't show up with a baseball bat. it was a hot day and he came in for a cold drink and the certain kind of person running the store was charging ripoff prices. they disagreed, and shop owner reached for the bat which he intended to persuade the customer to leave. however he lost control of the bat and the tables were turned, and the negotiations came back to the table.

>> No.19798452

>>19798046
>pizza doesnt even get ordered until payments cleared, so if he doesnt pay he doesnt get pizza
Look at this fat fuck who has never gotten only one or two slices from a pizzeria.
Look at him and laugh

>> No.19798468

>>19797760
Sell it to him for $2 if he defeats me in a classical baseball bat fight.

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>>19797798

>> No.19799213

>>19797760
Let him pay $2.

>> No.19799530

>>19797760
>How do you retort without sounding mad?
Fuck you glowie, go and beat your wife again, leave me alone