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I can't eat meat without being in the bathroom for an hour. I also found out that I really like chicken and small amounts of salmon.

As a kid, I never ate any meat at all because my parents just didn't like it. How much am I missing out on, /ck/?

>> No.19796406

Just eat small quantities frequently until your gut biome adjusts.

>> No.19796407

Lol!
Keep eating it.

>> No.19796418

>>19796403
Just wondering, how tall are you? I heard vegetarian kids are complete manlets. Anyway, you gotta keep eating it in small quantities. I also recommend eating probiotic stuff like yogurt to help build up a healthy gut.

>> No.19796515

>>19796418
I'm 5'7. Can't eat meat at home, because I'm barely an adult (about 2 months into being one). So I still live with my parents. I do like yogurt, though!

>> No.19796526

>>19796515
>Can't eat meat at home
Why not? Just cook your own food. No one's forcing your parents to eat the food you cook for yourself.
You really should keep eating meat and dairy. The damage has already been done, but you can still course correct a little by actually eating healthy.

>> No.19796537

>>19796515
My heart goes out to you, manletbro. I believe parents who don't properly feed their kids is child abuse. You should start cooking for yourself and start small. Avoid fast food meat and highly processed stuff until your gut gets healthier. If your parents refuse to let you cook for yourself, I would find a roommate and move out.

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19796615

>>19796403
>I can't eat meat without being in the bathroom for an hour. I also found out that I really like chicken and small amounts of salmon.
>As a kid, I never ate any meat at all because my parents just didn't like it. How much am I missing out on, /ck/?


is there a website or some place you idiots go to to troll? some place where they have a form that you just fill in the blanks, then you paste the results here?

all these troll threads have similar patterns.

I say this because no normal person asks question like this.

>> No.19796616

>>19796418
>how tall are you? I heard vegetarian kids are complete manlets.
this! I know a guy who became a vegan because he got an icky hamburger in 5th grade. his growth was stunted so much he has to shop for clothes in the boys department.

>> No.19796889

>>19796616
>>19796418
I've been vegan my whole life and am 6'9. Size 17 shoe. Can wrap my hands all the way around most women's necks. Almost perfect SAT, currently attending Uni for a doctorate. Ivy league.

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>>19796403
yolo

>> No.19796905

>>19796889
this sounds exactly like what a manlet still in high school would say

>> No.19797889

>>19796403
There was a girl at my job who claimed that meat gave her IBS with cramps and diarrhea. But then she got pregnant and it stopped happening. So perhaps try getting pregnant.

>> No.19798441

>>19796418
My diet has been 70% meat and dairy since I was a little kid and I'm 5'6, one of the shortest men in my family.

>> No.19798449

>>19796403
Just eat it anyway