/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19758517]

What are some foods you hate that most people seem to love? For me it's chicken wings.
>Always covered in horribly sticky sauce so you can't eat them without making a mess out of your hands and face
>You have to get up and go to the bathroom to wash your hands multiple times while eating them
>No meat. You have to pry apart mounds of bone and cartilage to get less meat than a single chicken nugget
>Have to eat like 40 just to begin to feel full
>Can't have conversation or enjoy company while eating them because they take so much work
>People make fun of you for not cleaning the bones like a piranha. "Hey there's like a whole 0.1g of skin or whatever left on the end of that joint there!"
>Always overpriced for no reason
>Flavors are always XXX HOT DEATH LAVA or Honey Maple Sugar Corn Syrup Diabetes BBQ

What a worthless food. Everyone loves them though. For me, liking chicken wings is a mark of a deficient mind.

[Anonymous No.19758533]

Someone get OP his pacifier

[Anonymous No.19758542]

Where I'm from, we use them to make soup or, more rarely, roasted or grilled (no sauce; seasoned with various herbs, aromatics and spices, tho).
I don't really care much for Ameriwing or Chinkwings because they only taste as good as the sauce does and is rather have it on pork than on chicken.
While it's not a thing I've ever seen, I'm sure I'd fuck up some Buffalo pork riblets.

[Anonymous No.19758554]

>>19758517
ask for the sauce on the side :)

[Anonymous No.19758557]

>>19758542
Pickerel.

[Anonymous No.19758558]

>>19758517
>What are some foods you hate that most people seem to love?
Sushi

[Anonymous No.19758564]

>>19758557
>>19758542
Also pickerel from a different cook.

>>19758554
Much good that'll do when the sauce is literally cooked into or into the chicken like with barbecue wings or Chinese Coca-Cola chicken. I guess for Buffalo, it's fine but not everything is Buffalo.

[Anonymous No.19758565]

>ITT OP is miserably, literally autistic, blames the world
you can get them breaded and boneless btw you gigantic fucking baby

[Anonymous No.19758576]

>>19758517
Seafood. Cannot understand why so many people like to eat sea bugs whole.

[Anonymous No.19758582]

>>19758517
>>19758576
>not eating everything that moves
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.19758591]

>>19758576
You really think this meme will stick one day huh

[Anonymous No.19758604]

>>19758591
You vill eat ze wet bugs

[Anonymous No.19758611]

Crabs of any kind pretty much. They taste all right, but the effort you have to make to get to the small meat morsels is something that I don't like. Usually in "crab parties", there's no other food than the crabs from what I've seen, no sides or anything. I can't also eat much crab before it starts to taste bad and this includes shrimp. They're easy to peel at least.

[Anonymous No.19758612]

>>19758591
he's doing it because he's some communist jew faggot vegan trying to push the meme that eating tissue out of lobsters is the same as eating entire crickets and mealworms ground up and hidden in food >>19758604

[Anonymous No.19758633]

>>19758558
Agreed. My Nipnong aunt used to make pickled fish sushi (basically ceviche pressed onto rice) that tasted nice but sushi from better restaurants has never really wowed me.
It is quite literally one of the very few food types where I strongly prefer the inauthentic, Americanised version over the real deal.

[Anonymous No.19758656]

>>19758517
most of your points are accurate anon (the last one is not really true, you can almost always find a pleasant medium buffalo sauce). the problem you're having is how you frame it. you have to make it into an event, a celebration. make a mess, hell yeah! eat a ton of flesh with your bare hands like your ancient ancestors. pile the bones and make a throne. when people make fun of you, laugh back at them and let flecks of spiced meat and spittle fly everywhere. take your time, they're fine even when not hot. you can talk in between wings and take your time, you have all night, it's a celebration of life and death. you're eating two wings of a bird and you need to eat 20 birds to get full, that's amazing and worth the price. be proud of your alpha species status, anon.

[Anonymous No.19758691]

>>19758564
Buddy, you can get plain wings. Pizza places around me in the Boston area charge extra for sauce, so it's better to get them plain and use whatever sauce you like.
Also, from your first post, cartilage is good man you shouldn't skip it.

[Anonymous No.19758695]

I came to the realization a while back that I don't really like bbq that much, particularly ribs (beef and pork). It's pretty much for all the reasons OP listed, except that I absolutely love buffalo wings.

[Anonymous No.19758700]

>>19758517
>XXX HOT DEATH LAVA
This is a good flavor tho, as long as you have some ranch dressing for dipping

[Anonymous No.19758743]

>>19758691
Yeah, I'm sure you can get them plain but I don't really get the point there. If you like it that way, tho, you do you, boo.

>cartilage is good
That's probably why we use wings and feet in making soup and stock respectively. Growing up, my mum and nanny would make stock from the feet, back, wingtips and other bones of a whole chicken or two and use the wings themselves plus drumsticks and occasionally whole, bone-in breast for the soup.
Thighs would get deboned and used like you would boneless pork chops and breasts, if not used for soup, would get filleted from the ribs and used in other ways, like run through the mincer to make shallow fried chicken burgers or cut up and curried with vegetables and eaten with rice (not a native dish, but we liked it).
Two chickens, cheap as chips, fed a family of five one soup dinner, one cutlet dinner and one burger or curry fry dinner.
And that's not to mention the skin she'd render into cooking fat then crisp up as a snack for us kids.
Fucking love chicken for its extreme versatility and ease of use.

[Anonymous No.19758760]

>>19758517
Tuna salad, which is weird because I hate neither tuna nor mayonnaise.

[Anonymous No.19758780]

>>19758760
I'm the opposite, but with Reubens.
>hate deli corned beef
>hate russian dressing
>hate american sauerkraut
>hate swiss cheese (if you're reuben has any)
>hate rye
>love reubens
Go fucking figure

[Anonymous No.19758795]

>>19758700
*blue cheese

[Anonymous No.19758796]

>>19758517
>What are some foods you hate that most people seem to love?
fish. can't stand the smell, taste, texture, or those tiny little bones.

I can eat shrimp and lobster as long as they don't taste fishy.

[Anonymous No.19758802]

Get dry rub wings, they taste better and they're far less messy

[Anonymous No.19758807]

>>19758517
I don't like beans,pasta,ketchup,mustard,mayo,hot sauce, spaghetti sauce ,rice,most sea food,tacos,soup(except the one my mom makes) salad, watermelon and anything like it, icing/frosting/whip cream, eggs, bacon, oatmeal

[Anonymous No.19758809]

>>19758807
jesus! what's the point in living then?

[Anonymous No.19758810]

>>19758807
Enjoy your plain wonder bread bro

[Anonymous No.19758817]

>>19758780
I love Reubens! HAHA!

REVERSE GOATSE! OOOOOOH!

[Anonymous No.19758818]

>>19758810
I don't particularly care for sliced bread

[Anonymous No.19758952]

>>19758807
What the fuck do you eat?

[Anonymous No.19758980]

>>19758802
This. Had some amazing dry jerk wings the other day.

[Anonymous No.19758990]

>>19758952
Chicken, beef, max&cheese(kraft delux),fruits,spinach, soup made with shell pasta, sandwiches that are just meat and cheese, pizza, potatatos. That's about it