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19755522 No.19755522 [Reply] [Original]

This is what pizza looks like in Iowa.

>> No.19755524

that actually looks like it would have been good if it didn't have retarded toppings

>> No.19755532

Fucking grim

>> No.19755544

>>19755522
slices way too thin. that looks like a fukken mess. Iowa sucks/10. would now eat.

>> No.19755548

>>19755544
would not eat*

>> No.19755556
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>> No.19755586

>>19755522
is that like a colby jack cheese blend? that's odd. looks decent though.

>> No.19755591

>>19755522
Looks better than deep dish, altoona, and new haven style. Make the slices a little wider and you have an alright pizza
>t. nyer

>> No.19755604
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>>19755544
Freudian slip and dubs cement it retard.

>> No.19755698

>>19755522
Looks pretty good, but why so many thin slices?

>> No.19755711

>>19755522
>gets a half and half
>both toppings suck
i hate you

>> No.19755713

>>19755522
Yet another reason to fly over the state

>> No.19755726

You can just fucking tell the center of this is doughy and undercooked.

>> No.19755759
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>today, I will remind them

>> No.19755767

>>19755759
He looks like an english farmhand that has traveled through time

>> No.19755770

It looks like slop but besides too much cheese and toppings it’s not that bad. Ham and ground beef aren’t the worst although the shit mozzarella-cheddar mix is probably terrible quality.

>>19755604
Kek

>> No.19755812

>>19755522
every white trash person i know loads their pizza up with topping and almost always extra cheese. every one of them, white trash. big time white trash.

>> No.19755834

>>19755759
>the guy chewing on his wallet
that shit gets me every time

>> No.19755850

>>19755812
ur white trash

>> No.19755880
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>>19755522
I saw capers before zooming in, capers would be better than that "meat"

>> No.19755982

>>19755522
Disgusting.

>> No.19755984

>>19755812
The bastards.

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>>19755812
I like when they do that it sort of steams the rest of the pizza and it all turns into slop

>> No.19756002

>>19755812
stfu nigger

>> No.19756007

>>19755522
It looks edible. 10/10 on the "is it food?" scale

>> No.19756012

>>19755726
Anon that's just a piece of plastic

>> No.19756021

>>19755522
I guess I would eat it if I was very hungry.

>> No.19756030
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>>19756012

>> No.19756043

>>19755522
being from ny i thought pizza like this was always some kind of sloppy bar food but no if you go to the midwest they will have restaurants with pizza in their name serve pizza like this

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>>19756043
>being from ny, I thought-

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>>19756043
>being from ny

Fucking kek

>> No.19756072

>>19756043
Happy Joe invented the taco pizza, he was a pioneer in pizza technology.

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Looks like the Indian pizza places near me, except instead of tasty toppings you got rabbit shit and meat glue ham.

>> No.19756158

>>19755522
i'm ok with this.

>> No.19756169

>>19756137
>rabbit shit and meat glue ham
sounds delish! a great 'za for Halloween, saving this one for the kids.

>> No.19756192
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>>19756169
It would be pretty hilarious to hand out slices of pizza to trick or treaters. Like, not wrapped up or on a plate or anything. You just come to the door with an entire pizza and start dishing out slices to each kid. I'd imagine a ton of them would just hold open their bag with a confused look on their face as you drop a hot slice of 'za on top of all their candy.

>> No.19756205

>>19755522
I'm sorry.

>> No.19756222

>>19755522
happy joes crust taste like cardboard.

>> No.19756236

have it on good authority that Iowa pizza in the 90s was topped with sauerkraut and didn't have red sauce

>> No.19756252

>>19756192
that's not what I meant, retard.

>> No.19756261

>>19756252
Nobody cares.

>> No.19756297 [DELETED] 

>>19755522
The only good pizza in the US is the East Coast. And not even the entirety of the West Coast, but specifically around the Jersey/Philly/New York/Maine/Virginia/Carolina/Delaware regions, where all the Italians and Sicilians live.

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>>19755522
The only good pizza in the US is the East Coast. And not even the entirety of the Eest Coast, but specifically around the Jersey/Philly/New York/Maine/Virginia/Carolina/Delaware regions, where all the Italians and Sicilians live.

I've had pizza from San Francisco, Florida, Chicago, LA, and Texas, and it's all fucking slop in comparison. You all live like absolute animals if you call that fucking pizza.

This is what a pie should look like.

>> No.19756313

>>19756302
Crust could be a little darker

>> No.19756318

>>19755544
the slices are thin because it has 5x the toppings of a normal pizza lardo

>> No.19756324

>>19756302
Where's the meat? Why are you posting cheese pie instead of pizza?

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Dey haz dat corncob crust
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_udB7O_gtk8

>> No.19756344

>>19756302
Wtf is that dogshit lmfaooo

>> No.19756362

>>19756302
watch out anon, we got a thread fulla rednecks who'd rather eat a block of cheese and a pound of bacon on each slice

>> No.19756368

>>19756137
Indian pizza is one of the few good things about the West Coast shitties packed with degenerates and the world's mystery garbage.

>> No.19756384
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>>19755522
i don't like ham
thanks for reading
happy halloween

>> No.19756493

>>19755767
Oh ha ha ha, Nigel, that's hilar-

Wait, what?

>> No.19756501

>>19756302
>slop
That fact that you adopted a retarded foreign buzzword spammed by UK Commonwealth cucks do make assertions about American food, basically demonstrates why your opinion should be summarily disregarded.

>> No.19756504
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>>19756501
Slop is actually a schizoid vegan/keto American term. People in the UK eat even worse than people in America do.

>> No.19756729

>>19756072
the only problem with taco pizza is that it doesn't reheat well, what with the raw veggies. and if it's one with chips on it, the chips are soggy.

>> No.19756748

>>19755759
iowasisters... how do we recover from this??

>> No.19756769

>>19755522
After a long day with friends where I spent a shitload of money I almost instinctively ordered pizza for delivery after opening this thread
Reconsidering, I'll have a sensible meal of peas corn and rice instead
Phew, that was a close one

>> No.19756788

>>19756344
>Wtf is that dogshit lmfaooo
The last layer of lasagna surrounded by scraps of overcooked bread dough. I cannot understand why the east coast is proud of that.

>> No.19756856
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>>19756302
If your pizza doesn't look like this, it's shit.

>> No.19756861
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>>19756788
The best East Coast pizza has clams and white sauce, sometimes they cook the clams in the shell right on the pizza. Rhode Island grilled pizza is also not bad.

>> No.19756864

>>19755812
n...no! You can't put meat and cheese and vegetables on your flatbread.

>> No.19756888

>>19755524
>>19755711
i can understand pork since the taste throws off the flavor of the cheese, but how is ground beef a bad topping?

>> No.19756896

>>19756856
if your pizza looks like that, you're retarded.

>> No.19756899

>>19755812
i bet you spread avocado paste on everything, faggot.

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>>19755726
you're doughy and undercooked

>> No.19756913

>>19755812
I've never seen anyone order extra cheese on a pizza (or dip their pizza in ranch for that matter). I never really thought about it, but I'll take that as a point of pride in only associating with a higher class of people.

>> No.19756916

>>19756913
>he thinks eating pizza in the first place is high class
how many social elites do you see at dominoes?

>> No.19756920

>>19756896
Obviously you're the retard.

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Regional pizzas thread

>> No.19756941

>>19756916
>reply to post calling people who do a certain thing white trash
>say i've never seen anyone do that so i must associate with classier people
>WHAT! YOU THINK YOU'RE HIGH CLASS!
>A SOCIAL ELITE!
>DO YOU THINK THEY HAVE WHITE LINEN AT DOMINOES??!!!
You're an idiot, and I'm not sure if I've ever even been to a Dominoes before. Struck a nerve, though, huh?

>> No.19756945

>>19756920
you know, just because it's the original way, doesn't mean it's the best way.

>> No.19756949

>>19756941
nice sperg out.

>> No.19756950

>>19756949
I was quoting you.

>> No.19756953

>>19756888
Ah yes... Just keep eating your bovine and porcine toppings. You dull slug. You actually enjoy yourself while eating an entire pizza to your self, don't you? I bet you order ranch, or, even worse, "marinara" "sauce", (even though it is already on the pizza. That is like ordering bread sticks. Bread is already in the pizza. Maybe request that the cook sprinkles some cheese and marinara on your breadsticks before putting it in the oven huh? You worm ), certainly don't try toppings like chicken, spinach, tomato, red pepper slices, oregano, onions, feta, with a white garlic sauce... You don't know anything about ordering pizza, in my opinion. And I know a lot about pizza. I was in the industry for a very long time... Maybe ask the guy making your pizza to put together his most artful pizza, and letting it be a glorious surprise. How many times could you have squeezed in ecstacy like those pigs you love to eat so much...

>> No.19756960

>>19756945
Generally speaking, probably not. In this case, definitely.

>> No.19756970

I win...
>verification not required8trgny

>> No.19756972

>>19756950
yeah man, show where i used caps and specifically called you a social elite, retard.

>> No.19756975

>>19756953
im just going to enjoy meat on my pizza, ugh i know haha i just like meat toppings is all!

>> No.19756979

>>19756972
Calm down.

>> No.19756981

>>19756960
>globs of cheese unevenly spread
>massive crusts that will suck all the moisture from your body
nah

>> No.19756983

>>19756981
Yeah retard, I get it.

>> No.19756986

>>19756979
>mom! look! he called me a retard
>that mean's he's mad!
yeah, im seething at a faceless retard on the internet that doesn't even register as human to me.

>> No.19756992

>>19756983
funny thing is, you've probably never actually had the original style before. or if you have, you pretend like you're some cultured person.

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>YOU CAN'T JUST ENJOY THAT PIZZA THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THE PIZZA I EAT
you're all jerkoffs

>> No.19756994

>>19756975
Do as you wish, pig boy. I myself, a member of the so called intelligentsia, will order more tastefully constructed pizza. We can't all be correct, now can we? Just admit you are wrong and apologize for your attempt at a passive aggressive post. I want you to apologize for that.

>> No.19757000

>>19756986
Did you just confuse me with a shitposting namefag troll? Wow. You're not even /ck/. Nothing you say matters.

>> No.19757004

>>19756992
2-3 times a week actually, hby?

>> No.19757010

>>19757000
I am /ck/

>> No.19757013

>>19757010
You should a/ck/

>> No.19757021

>>19757013
Apologize...

>> No.19757024

>>19757021
Fuck off cunt

>> No.19757027

I win

>> No.19757029

>>19757010
I guarantee I've been banned for posting OC cooking threads more times than you have in the few years you've been shitposting, and I don't use a name/trip.

>> No.19757034

>>19756504
i love when fatsos get piercings or those caps with stickers on stop as if they'd look good and people will ignore how fat they look

>> No.19757037

>>19755759
holy shit they all look so pasty pale malnourished and inbred wtf

>> No.19757045

>>19757029
Saying that to a Ronny Coleman level specimen, just letting you know.

>> No.19757049

>>19755759
They all look like low iq inbred subhumans wtf...

>> No.19757058

>>19755759
Damn, Americans look like THAT?

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>>19757058
No. Iowa is just a special breed of stupid. They're one of three states that voted twice for Obama and then twice for Trump. Just let that sink in. The other two are Ohio and Florida, which are objectively the two worst states in the country - if you don't count the deep South.

>> No.19757088 [DELETED] 

>>19757084
you sound like a vaxxed idiot no offense

>> No.19757095

>>19755522
>ham decent quality, maybe chopped up from spiral cut ham
>smol sausage bits numerous but smol, so a little flavor in every bite
>toppings to the edge
>slim slices so not too floppy and because this is probably an extra large pizza
I’d prefer browning on the top but I feel this is a good pizza.

>> No.19757098 [DELETED] 

>>19757088
>current year
>thinking "vaxxed" is some kind of insult
Yeah, I'm the idiot.

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>>19755522
It also looks like this

>> No.19757285

That Iowans care about distinction between the sloppy joe, manwich, and maid rite sandwiches should tell you all you need to know about their food culture. That pizza is very far from being the worst thing you might be served there. I was taken to a "Mexican" restaurant in a small town in Iowa years ago, and the sadness of that experience haunts me to this day.

>> No.19757288

My friend's wife is from Iowa. Very lovely lady with good morals. I should move there.

>> No.19757289

>>19756941
seething

>> No.19757312

>>19756748
By posting your tits or gtfoing

>> No.19757320

>>19756384
film sucks

>> No.19757491

>>19757289
>seething
When I see someone type this out I don't even read the word that's written anymore. All I see is, "I've lost, and have no further argument."

>> No.19757493

Post more local pizzas. I'm horny for pizza.

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>> No.19757524

>>19755522
Looks like "Lebanese style" pizza, very doughy and heavy with too much cheese. Around here they always put the toppings under the cheese though so it's all soggy. Shit sucks.
>>19757320
Absolute garbage take

>> No.19757555
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pizza good

>> No.19757564

>>19756302
bland

>> No.19757566

>>19756856
That pizza just looks retarded.

>> No.19757598

>>19756504
>People in the UK eat even worse than people in America do.
You will admit though, that is a very low bar from the start, American "food" isn't even that.

>> No.19757601

>>19757524
film is even worse than Evolver (1995)

>> No.19757613

>>19755522
> No crust
This must be the most American pizza, given that Americans don't like crusts on their bread either.

>> No.19757618

>>19757195
> Breakfast pizza

No wonder you clowns are so fat.

>> No.19757620

>>19757497
Yuck

>> No.19757635

>>19757555
it's good to see hungry women

>> No.19757672

>>19757618
>oh no a little eggs cheese meat and bread
>fat people
It's about calories and how much you use. Look up ploughman's lunch If less than 400 calories for breakfast makes you fat, you don't work.

>> No.19757677 [DELETED] 

>>19757084
Leave Ohio alone.

>> No.19757683

looks like a proppa 'wa 'za

>> No.19757695

>>19756504
For some reason the fact that he's constantly nodding nauseates me even more that the revolting massive bites he's taking or his distended flabby gut and mantits stretching his tight t-shirt

>> No.19757696

>>19755522
Happy Joe's is based, Harris is based, and The Quad Cities is BASED.

>> No.19757903

>>19755522
why do you have rabbit shit on your pizza?

>> No.19757914

>>19755522
idk the ham slices look good.

Give me 3 of 'em and a Diet Coke

>> No.19757953

>>19756856
I'm convinced margheritaposters are all just shitposting at this point, there isn't a human being alive that would actually, genuinely consider this bullshit better than the objectively superior america style pizza that literally the entire planet adopted instead of margherita

>> No.19757964

>>19757195
I live I'm Australia at the moment after traveling most of the world, I still dream about Casey's breakfast pizza with a monster some days.

>> No.19757970

>>19756302
this is east basic good pie

>>19755522
this is basic normie pie - its good! but this one is under cooked

>>19756856
this is apex pie and after jazz a sure sign of humanity and culture

>> No.19757973

>>19755759
Iowans are goofy, ill give you that
like 1/10 people in Iowa City have a custom license plate and half of them ride scooters

>> No.19757974
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>>19755812
That's because they don't put enough cheese on the frozen pizzas, bud.

>> No.19757994

>>19755880
Based. For me it's red onion, capers and anchovies. Unfortunately they often use too much fish and the pizza is way too salty..

>> No.19758009

>>19756192
Imagine baking a bunch of pizzas at different times so you always have a ready slice of pizza to give to strangers, for a few hours, for the sole purpose of fucking with a couple kids

>> No.19758039

>>19758009
pretty easy if you know what your doing

>> No.19758049

>>19756368
>she thinks dothead delight is exclusive to the West Coast
lol

>> No.19758121

>>19757566
>>19757953
I feel so bad for you, because you have clearly never had a good pizza once in your life.

>> No.19758176

>>19758009
Yeah, Halloween is strange.

>> No.19758438
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>>19757696
With you on the first two, but there's a reason I left the QC twenty-five years ago. It's just too depressing.

>> No.19758491 [DELETED] 

>>19757084
Obama was literally the best president we've ever had. Guy was charming, well read and funny as hell.

>> No.19758692

>>19755522
I'm sorry, Anon. You are welcome to visit us in Chicongo any time to get some Lou Malnati's.

>> No.19758699 [DELETED] 

>>19758491
Nah.
He expanded mass surveillance and funded terrorists in Syria and Ukraine.
Clinton was unironically better

>> No.19758701

>>19756137
>Indian pizza places
Do they poo on the pizzas?

>> No.19758703

How do people even get pizza wrong? The dough is like 4 fucking ingredients. You stretch it out, spread on some sauce which is also like 4 ingredients including seasonings, sprinkle on some mozarella and provolone cheese. A basic cheese pizza but people somehow fuck even that up before they get to toppings. How is it possible?

>> No.19758719 [DELETED] 

>>19758491
niggerlover

>> No.19758756 [DELETED] 

>>19758491
The problem wasn't Obama. It was voting for Obama and then Trump - twice. And Biden has done better in the last 3 years than Obama did in 8, even if he's not the most charismatic.

>> No.19758759 [DELETED] 

>>19758699
>funded terrorists
my guy he literally killed Osama

>> No.19758764 [DELETED] 

>>19758756
>The problem wasn't Obama.
>It was Trump who came after Obama
so the problem was Trump? okay gotcha

>> No.19758769 [DELETED] 

>>19758764
The problem is flipping from the one to the other you fucking ESL moron. There's nothing dumber than an entire state of swing voters - except maybe (you).

>> No.19758791

>>19755544
kek

>> No.19759146
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ENTER

>> No.19759162

>thread about iowa pizza turns into /pol/
you goddamn bozos

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>>19759146

>> No.19759197

>>19755759
>corn-bred iowa chads

>> No.19759418

>>19758438
cock in rear? no thanks

>> No.19759427

>>19755759
based lads

>> No.19759430 [DELETED] 

>>19755522
False. I had pizza in Burlington and those niggers put the cheese under the sauce. I spit it out and threw it away

>> No.19759432 [DELETED] 

>>19757084
3 great states. you sound jimmy rustled

>> No.19759592

>>19758121
Projection

>> No.19759605

>>19756302
Yeah, you would enjoy cheese pizza...

>> No.19759616

>>19759592
Lmao.

>> No.19759619 [DELETED] 

>>19758759
>body """""conveniently""""" dumped in the Indian Ocean
Sure bud, sure

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>>19759430
I didn't know Burlington had anything besides these

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>>19755522
bunp to keep alive

>> No.19761216 [DELETED] 

>>19758491
he was shit

>> No.19761218 [DELETED] 

>>19758759
He literally did not

>> No.19761243 [DELETED] 

>>19761218
shut da fuk up
dead and in the sea

>> No.19761245 [DELETED] 

>>19761243
yes but king nigger had nothing to do with it

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>>19755522
Doesn't look too bad. Good amount of toppings. No clue why the cheese didn't brown or why they decided to throw a hand full of cheddar cheese at the thing from like 10 feet away. Crust looks fine. I'd eat it.

>> No.19761345 [DELETED] 

>>19761245
yeah
COMMANDER N CHIEF had nothing to do with it]

just like Jan 6 bitch had nothing to do with it

just fuk off ok

>> No.19761438 [DELETED] 

>>19761345
WHERE'S THE BODY? Oh, that's right, dumped into the Indian Ocean with no confirmation that he's dead outside of
>lol just trust us guys

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Found this in Lidl the other day and I had to know.

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>>19761446
what in the ever loving fuck is that?

>> No.19761450
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>>19761446
It doesn't taste bad exactly, but it's very bland.
Never thought I'd happen on a frozen pizza that was actually undersalted, but here we are.

>> No.19761453

>>19761449
I think the black is cheddar dyed with squid ink. That's how I'm reading the ingredients list anyway.

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>>19761453
Does that shit have candy corn on it?

>> No.19761474

>>19761464
No, nothing as interesting as that.
It's tomato sauce, cheese, and sausage.
It wasn't listed in the ingredients, which I think might be a crime, but there was clearly also diced bell pepper. But that's it.
Boring as fuck pidser.

>> No.19761550

>>19755522
im liking these iowa threads. im surprised so many of you are from the east part of the state
>>19757049
>They all look like low iq inbred subhumans wtf..
well duh, theyre college students

>> No.19761563

>>19761474
>diced bell pepper
>NOT pumpkin
one job
who the fuck hires these people?

>> No.19761613

>>19756994
i won't

>> No.19761621

>>19761550
I mean once you get past the Iowa City / Cedar Rapids area it’s just Des Moines and not much else

>> No.19761815
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>>19756856

>> No.19761946

>>19761563
man, pumpkin would be a great piz topping
you'd have to pre cook it though, no way it would be cooked through from raw on a pizza
sausage with fennel, pre-roasted pumpkin, maybe some jalapeno or a bit of shredded cheddar

>> No.19761971

>>19755522
From literally where in Iowa? Lived here my whole life and the closest I've seen to anything like that is a Totinos.

>> No.19762094

>>19755544
>would now eat
But you just ate!

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>"Piece of Pizza"TM

>> No.19762194
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>>19755522

>> No.19762421

>>19761971
Happy Joe's in the QC

>> No.19762432
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jesus christ

>> No.19762477

>>19755522
the owl droppings sausage reminds me of school cafeteria pizza

>> No.19762572

>>19759592
says u

>> No.19762575

>>19762432
Indianers approach pork tenderloin sandwiches unironically.

>> No.19762675
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Glorious Nihon wins again.

>> No.19762721

And..?
A pizza.
Not THE PIZZA.
WHAT do you fucker want to hear?
You have only one delivery service?
Only one who makes pizza?

Whats your problem exactly?

Are you retarded? Serious QUESTION!
Are you retarded? D

>> No.19762819

>>19762675
kek!

>> No.19762822

>>19755759
Thats where I went to school. Wig and Pen had good pizza

>> No.19763805

>>19756504
>mum's leftover chicken
>is clearly eating at a restaurant
why would he lie about this?

>> No.19763881

>>19763805
>eat at restaurant with mom
>she doesn't finish her chicken
>eat the chicken she doesn't finish ("leftovers")

>> No.19763899

>>19755522
Wisconsin is genuinely the only Midwest state that isn't a complete shithole.

>> No.19764011

>>19763899
Wisconsin is basically Minnesota and Illinois' retarded stop-brother. It's the flyover state you drive through.

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>>19755759
Simple jack looking ass nigga

>> No.19764191

>>19755759
>woman dancing to turn away from camera

Aren't a lot of these special ed kids?

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>>19756941
lmao this reaction, very nice work anon

>> No.19764195

>>19757491
that's bad reading comprehension

>> No.19764199

>>19756137
Quarter for reference.
Kek

>> No.19764200

>>19755522
iowant it

>> No.19764213

>>19764191
You're right, they have IOWA written on their shirts

>> No.19764262

>>19761446
It looks like it's made out of monsters. I'd eat it.

>> No.19764263

>>19761550
Iowan here, I am enjoying them too. Maybe we can have an Iowa meetup someday.

>> No.19764714

>>19764263
I'll bring the meth

>> No.19765263

i hate americans so much

>> No.19765282

>>19756252
well you should have meant that. instead, you are retarded. such is life.

>> No.19765934

>>19755850
no ur white trash

>> No.19765964

>>19765263
this

>> No.19766072

>>19755522
>Not cut into squares
Fail. Please leave and never come back.

>> No.19766086

>>19756137
I would eat the shit out of that. The crust looks perfect.

>> No.19766095

>>19756302
Florida has good pizza too, but that's because the state is full of New Yorkers.

>> No.19766109

>>19757195
Based Casey's breakfast pizza enjoyer

>> No.19766115

>>19757288
Don't. We're full

>> No.19766118
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>>19755522
It also looks like this.

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>>19757953
Even Italians kinda hate margharita pizza. Most of the pizza in Italy looks American. I've watched way too many videos about pizza in Italy, trust me. They even do shit like the pizza cone in Italy.
>Pizza cone
https://youtu.be/SVze9nueILA?si=ftf6c4kMLcPCwFfC
>Example of real Italian pizza
https://youtu.be/sAbeUxSvDU8?si=WslV1Sr8pcen6a7G

>> No.19766147

>>19761621
This. I can't think of a single west Iowan city. It's basically empty all the way from Des Moines til you hit Omaha.

>> No.19766148

>>19761946
Sounds awesome. Why don't we have more squash/zucchini on pizza?

>> No.19766159

>>19764011
No, Madison makes up for everything wrong in Wisconsin (and the Midwest as a whole). That's genuinely a very cool city with a fucking killer food and craft beer scene.

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>>19766147
I mean there's Sioux City but nobody gives a shit about it. The X-Files had an episode set there but they just used Vancouver of course lol

>> No.19766164

>>19764039
based dendi

>> No.19766165

once i used leftover bolognese as a pizza topping and it seriously is the best

the OP pizza looks good

reminder there is nothing more reddit than being a pizza purist, it's craft-beer-faggot tier

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>>19766159
Fuck yeah I'll throw in some support for Madison here. I haven't been there in years, but I used to go there annually on a business trip to Epic (out in Verona) and I thought Madison was delightful. Relatively clean, lots of good eats, hot college girls etc. Some homeless but nothing too bad, definitely not NYC or LA level.

And there's a Russian dumpling place that kicks ass

>> No.19766171

>>19756137
what's in this? i cant identify anything apart from the parsley

>> No.19766229

>>19758009
I don't want to fuck with kids, though

>> No.19766230

>>19766165
>drinks bad beer with their shit pizza

>> No.19766547

>>19755522
fuck that looks good

>> No.19766597

>>19757029
Why would you get banned for posting cooking threads? I've posted tons of them and never been banned.

>> No.19766949

>>19766597
new here huh?

>> No.19767001

>>19755522
looks ok

>> No.19767021

>>19766159
CRACK
SIP
AHEM

>> No.19767031

>>19761621
>>19766147
I know guys. Just saying im surprised so many from the QC area here. Obviously im in dez moinez

>> No.19767669

>>19766171
>parsley
It's half buffalo chicken, half aloo gobi.

>> No.19767731

>>19767031
I'm moving my entire family to southeast Iowa. I missed breadeaux pizza, but it turns out the one in the town I'm moving to has closed. I'll have to go to Pella to get breadeaux.

>> No.19767732

>>19755522
I don't see why the toppings were added after the pizza was baked. Could be worse, I guess.

>> No.19767735

>>19756302
>shit-talks other regions' pizza
>posts this
The only way to recover from this shame is to kill yourself in atonement.

>> No.19767750

>>19767031
I mean people make fun of the QC but it is a decently sized metro area with like 380,000 people. Not a true "city" like LA or NYC but I'm not surprised a few people have shown up here

>> No.19767754

Hey Hey Hey come on now Happy Joe's is pretty good

>> No.19768147

>>19766147
it's nice isn't it?
>>19766169
>And there's a Russian dumpling place that kicks ass
you referring to Paul's?
>>19767750
i've always been entertained that all the metros hate each other. it's like watching a bunch of grown men forced to h*ld h*nds with each other because they can't get along

>> No.19768216

>>19768147
>you referring to Paul's?
Yes, yes I am. There was also a Nepalese place that I really liked but I can't remember the name

>> No.19768265

>>19756302
>plastic-jew-vomit.jpg

>> No.19770181

>>19766118
Is Quad Cities style actually good or just a gimmick?

>> No.19770306

>>19755522
I would eat pizza in Iowa, but I'd probably get the sits the next day.

>> No.19770356

>>19762432
based midwest "elephant ears" enjoyers

>> No.19770502

>haven't had pizza in a month due to diet
Going to get a 'za for my cheat day tomorrow. What style should I go for? I usually make them at home but I want some thing special made.

>> No.19770524

>>19755812
God forbid people get what they like on the food they eat amirite?

>> No.19770550
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Donatos is a pretty good pizza chain and that was started in Ohio. DESU it's probably my go-to if I want a straight pepperoni thin crust.

Little pricey though.

>> No.19770884

>>19755522
Would

>> No.19770992

>>19770181
I mean I like it, they use really good sausage. I can see why it’s not for everyone though

>> No.19770996

>>19770181
they’ve been doing it that way since my dad was a kid, I don’t think it’s a gimmick

>> No.19771220

>>19756504
this is fucked up

>> No.19771224

>>19766164
dondo the great

>> No.19771376

when I'm dictator pizza snobs will be machine gunned into open pits. You have been warned.

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American Pizza, served to Messi

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For me, it's Bismarck

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>order sausage and tomatoes on pizza
>it's crumbled sausage and diced tomatoes
>not sliced sausage and sliced tomatoes

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miss you babe. want to put you in my oven again. want to eat you from the outside in.

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>>19755522
Needs 5 to 10 minutes more in the oven. Looks good.

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>>19771537

>> No.19772229

>>19755522
>>19755880
>>19756137
>>19756302
>>19756856
>>19756861
>>19756940
>>19757195
>>19766118
>>19770550
would

>> No.19772245

>>19755522
I'm surprised they didn't cut the round pizza into squares, so some slices are center bits and others are just sad ass crust corners. you're lucky it didn't have dill and pickles on it because fucking midwest.

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I remember when A&A Pagliai's was the best pizza available in Iowa City. Thank god there are more options now

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I don't care what any of you say but The Other Place has the best taco pizza

>> No.19774760

how's casey's pizza? i've heard good things about it
>t. montanafag

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this is what pizza looks like in Maine

>> No.19774765

>>19773444
could've fooled me

>> No.19774766

>>19774760
It's gross

>> No.19774784

>>19774766
correct the Midwest is

>> No.19775724

New Haven pizza is the best there is

>> No.19776486

>>19756302
kek, you're getting shit on but you're completely right. a basic east coast cheese slice is pinnacle. it looks bland but the simplicity is a boon. what matters is each ingredient is miles beyond the others, especially the dough.

>> No.19776498

>>19758121
you are a lying shitposter

>> No.19776500

>>19770550
this is my favorite chain pizza ever, but i no longer live in Indiana. i have to make my own to get anything similar, but it's not the same. =(

>> No.19776510

>>19775724
...inside the state of Connecticut, which isn't saying much.

>> No.19776517

>>19759605
kek'd

>> No.19776523

>>19756302
Bait for the bait god.
>t. vermonter

>> No.19776533

>>19756504
Imagine being so much of a fat fuck that you have to swig soda while your mouth is still full of food and you're chewing.
Christ. What a waste of a meal.

>> No.19776534

>>19756916
says the desk jockie, larping with his $50 champagne

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i live in the south and i had a bpd ex from indiana.
we went to a pizza place on one of our first dates and she decided we should order the stromboli.
she had a fucking meltdown because the stromboli didn't look like pic related.
what the fuck is going on in the mid west?

>> No.19776543

>>19757672
I can agree with this, if only because I'm fortunate enough to have a day job.
>I'd rather be farming

>> No.19776550

>>19758009
I'd do that. I'd also put potato wedges in Snickers wrappers.

>> No.19776563

I'm surprised it's not just covered in corn

>> No.19776568

>>19762675
Looks like it slaps

>> No.19776579

>>19770502
Spanakopita, but as a pizza. Just saying.

>> No.19776589

>>19775724
General Greek pizza is good shit.

>> No.19776597

>>19757497
This is the only regional style in America that I utterly disavow. What a fucking shitshow. Even St. Louis style (God forbid) is better than this garbage.

>> No.19776805

>>19755522
Happy Joes?

>> No.19776810

Looks undercooked.

>> No.19777049

>>19757953
You're a retard and the quality of food in America is garbage

>> No.19777051

>>19777049
looks like the ESL'ers are waking up

>> No.19777054

>>19766135
You've obviously never been to Italy

>> No.19777395

>>19755522
I thought you typed Towa at first

>> No.19777445

>>19762432
>jesus christ
Indeed,
hear me out, but what if you took one of those, and used it as the crust in a pizza?
my idea, patented, donut steel.

>> No.19777548

>>19755522
Is this high quality for America? Other than the super thin slices this looks like any normal pizza you'd get for any random pizza shop

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>>19755759
I think this group may be "special".

>> No.19777583

>>19777548
uhh no. its just normal pizza, apparently that guys favorite though. we have a million places here

>> No.19777712

>>19777583
Oh, well then, seems like the standard is the same in most places. Good to know

>> No.19777803

>>19777712
>>19757970

>> No.19778039

>>19777712
People get elitist about their pizza when it really comes down to personal preference in how exactly they like it best

>> No.19778092

>>19771501
Looks like a Napolitana to me, desu.

>> No.19779196

>>19755522
The white table is meant to be used to pull apart a pizza slice so you don't touch the other person's pizza slice.

>> No.19779234

>>19755759
Punting is Winning.

>> No.19779544

>>19755522
Jesus that looks fucking hideous. There's a local pizza place where I live where the pizza looks like this shit, retarded amount of topping and undercooked with flop thin crust.

>> No.19780965

>>19776538
That looks like a chili dog from the thumbnail