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>eating fish is heal-
uhhh... b-bros...???

>> No.19723493

Looks like a chimp

>> No.19723494

>>19723479
Tilapia is basically ocean rat

>> No.19723496

why do they let people take pictures of her and post them on places like here?

>> No.19723507

>tilapia
this shit tastes so vile I don't understand why people eat it more than once
also someone posted this in the previous thread about them:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6N2SX51d7w
if you still had any doubts

>> No.19723512

>tilapia
one of the nastiest fish you can eat, it can be literally any white fish they find in "fresh water"

>> No.19723514

>>19723496
She looks way fatter in the hospital bed compared to her profile pic that's why

>> No.19723515
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19723515

>my one in a million salmon and kale quinoa bowl got exposed to small traces of human feces/semen/blood at some point and now i have hepatitis
>OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS ENTIRE "HEALTHY EATING" AND "SUPER FOOD" MEME IS COMPLETE BULLSHIT AND CAN LITERALLY KILL YOU!

>> No.19723533

>>19723515
nah dude. Tilapia has been on hazard lists for ages.

https://www.lifehack.org/314139/3-alarming-reasons-you-should-stop-eating-tilapia-immediately

>> No.19723541

>>19723515
salmon =/= tilapia

>> No.19723552

>>19723541
It's an analogy, dum dum. Having to have all your limbs amputated because you ordered the tilapia is not a normal occurrence. This is Fox News tier fearmongering.

>> No.19723555
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>> No.19723562

>>19723479
Zomg you will literally die after eating any fish!!! Thank god for soylent, corn syrup and impossible meat

>> No.19723578

>>19723507
tilapia has barely any flavor at all, but I know you mongoloids have to force yourself to think about mud and poop to associate it with the fish. For the sole purpose of shitposting on a taiwanese cannonball forum

>> No.19723612

>>19723533
>lifehack.org
why do dipshits always appeal to the worst authorities

>> No.19723616
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>>19723479
>woman cut her hand and handled raw fish with a rare bacteria
>bacteria went into the wound and fucked her up
moral of the story is not to handle raw food with open wounds, not that fish is le bad

>> No.19723630

>>19723612
They define their entire personality around "do your own research" bullshit, which means they don't trust science, higher education, or anything related to the government. They literally HAVE to appeal to the most batshit stupid "authorities" just to stay consistent (yes, the irony is palpable).

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>>19723616
I do this everytime, and I'm pretty good. Thoughever, I'll now make sure to be more cautious.

>> No.19723639

>>19723514
she looks like a birthday clown in her profile pic
I'd rather fuck the vegetable

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>>19723634
you are so going to make it, holy fuck

>> No.19723666

>>19723555
AI is taking jobs away from actual talentless hacks who can't creative write worth a damn.

>> No.19723670

>>19723666
Are you calling Norm a talentless hack?

>> No.19723680

Tilapia is often sourced from China farms, where they feed them literal pig and chicken shit. Never eat anything from China, not even vegetables

>> No.19723682

>>19723552
Then why didn't you just say tilapia? Salmon seemed arbitrary to choose when we were talking about a completely different fish

>> No.19723687

>“The ways you can get infected with this bacteria are, one, you can eat something that’s contaminated with it [and] the other way is by having a cut or tattoo exposed to water in which this bug lives,”
So she either handled her food with an open wound or it's just because it was Chinese like >>19723680
said.

>> No.19723691

>>19723494
except they live in freshwater....

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>>19723533
TopKEK!
https://youtu.be/-h5WrWncDZw

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>>19723630
>they don't trust science, higher education, or anything related to the government.
I hope YOU are being ironic.

>> No.19723734

>>19723630
have you read any scientific papers yourself? most of it is just a stupid biased poll someone did on 20 retards and paid for by an NGO with a political agenda lol. Trust the soyence

>> No.19723762

>>19723555
i will make a shrine to this divine schitzo ai and worship it.

>> No.19723767

>>19723630
only your group of faggots define themselves around personality memes.theres nothing wrong with looking things up or getting second opinions.

>> No.19723781

>>19723670
No, because anti-comedy was Norm's talent. It's still stupid and reads like a college dropout wrote it.

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19723833

'gusea bros, I'm really worried about our guy

>> No.19723834

What the hell is with these women who have the hairlines of balding men?

>> No.19723851

>>19723691
Freshwater Rat doesn't sound as good, maybe Pond Rat.

>> No.19723867

>>19723834
They use industrial strength solvents and Chinese makeup that has arsenic and asbestos in it which causes them to lose their hair and wrinkle faster
This is why men look better as they get older because we just use a bar of soap for everything

>> No.19723868

>>19723680
>>19723687
>educational background: droupout

>> No.19723871

>>19723479
>California
Found the problem.

>> No.19723887

>>19723867
They lead hard lives of self-harmful behaviors then use chemical cosmetics to cover up the damage it does. All that takes a toll on their bodies and they age far faster than they should.

>> No.19723906

>>19723479
>trash fish
Stupid games. Stupid prizes.

>> No.19724105

>>19723496
>let
bitch has no limbs how she even gonna stop you bro lmao

>> No.19724125

>>19723493
Looks more like Patrick at this point I'd wager

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>>19723612
what do you mean? these not good enough for you?

>> No.19724147

>>19723691
They live in both

>> No.19724243

>>19723867
especially brown or black people who keep straightening their hair with heat, on top of dyes and other beauty treatments. Most of them start wearing wigs once they reach 30-40.
Will Smith's wife became bald because of her retarded choices, not because of an illness.

>> No.19724336

>eating grocery store seafood
>not catching your own fish and harvesting your own shellfish
Citycucks really are pathetic and useless

>> No.19724465
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19724465

undercookers btfo.
>B-BUT COOKING FOOD RUINS THE TEXTURE BAKA!!!! I WANT MY MEAT AND FISH TO BE SMOOTH NOT FIRM.

>> No.19724555

>>19723616
hypothetically speaking does that mean I should start wearing a rubber when I have a romantic sashimi night?

>> No.19724557

>>19723634
I want to have passionate loving sex with the fictional female in that image

>> No.19724569
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19724569

news like this seriously fuck me up and make me anxious to eat anything that hasn't been cooked or processed to hell which is then ironically also unhealthy. people get sick from eating salad...

idk how people can be so casual about this. it's insanely fucked up to have your life ruined like this out of nowhere.

and then people here will call you a pussy for caring even a bit about food safety

>> No.19724637

>>19724569
If you ate unhygienically from birth you wouldn't have this problem. This is what you get for being a pussy and not building your guts strength.

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>>19723479
Yesss! Hear my prayer father . Total annihilation of the weak and latinx

>> No.19724691

>>19723834
Birth control unironically

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19724697

>>19723868
>N-NOOOO DONT EXPOSE CHINK FARMING TECHNIQUES!!
>droupout
>droup

>> No.19724730

What's going on with the frantic damage control ITT? Is Big Tilapia involved in this?

>> No.19724801

>>19724569
literally just cook your food to the proper temperature

>> No.19724870

>>19724801
it's still scary to think that this could happen if you mess up

>> No.19724901

>>19723555
Didn't read lol

>> No.19724904

>>19724870
Dont eat seafood and it'll never happen to you

>> No.19724957

>>19723868
Your social credit score has increased!

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>>19724125

>> No.19724978

>>19723833
>Just eating fish and mashed cauliflower
Imagine the farts

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19725001

>be me
>Ancient priest of the eternal goddess Hathor
>Eat tilapia every day
>Sneak by Ammit one day to see what's happening on earth
>They've ruined my holy fish
>Get so upset Ammit eats me
>Due to my time on earth Ammit is filled with microplastics

>> No.19725023

>>19723555
i cant tell if this is AI writing, or a joke about AI writing

>> No.19725030
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19725030

>>19725023
It's from Norm MacDonald's autobiography

>> No.19725033

not my problem

>> No.19725667

>>19723634
>thoughever
I hate zoomers so god damn much.

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>>19723682
>then why didn't you just say tilapia?
>salmon seemed arbitrary to choose when we were talking about a completely different fish
Because it's an ANALOGY. Salmon was chosen entirely because you don't think of it the same way you think of tilapia. If I'd just said tilapia it wouldn't have been an analogy, and I basically would have just been repeating what was said in the OP without making any kind of point. You might be the dumbest motherfucker I've ever seen on 4chan, and that's saying a lot.

>> No.19725733

>>19723767
>nothing wrong with looking things up or getting second opinions
>yeah bro, I'm totally just checking sources
>only a sheep believes a single source
>you're not a sheep, are you?!
There's actually a term for that. It's called "peer reviewed". Your problem is that you begin with the premise that the prevailing viewpoint MUST be wrong, so you desperately search for alternative takes no matter how outlandish, in order to justify your self-image as "critical" (you probably hate that word, so let's just say "contrarian"). It also makes you feel smarter than people you know deep down are smarter than you.

"Staying in school past 5th grade" isn't a personality type.

>> No.19726418

>>19725715
The thread isn't about salmon though

>> No.19726441

>>19723479
>Let me include this absurdly filtered photo this woman posted on social media that looks nothing like the vegetable lying in the hospital bed
I hate this world so much but also what did they mean by this? Am I supposed to ignore that the two look absolutely nothing like one another and that this person is engages in extreme reality denial and refuses to accept their own physical appearance? How do you square this with including the photo of them looking like a typical frumpy middle aged Hispanic mom?

>> No.19726446

>>19723493
It says right on the image that it was a fish, not a chimp.

>> No.19726448

>>19723634
Ywnbaw ZOGelligger

>> No.19726453

>>19726418
Nobody was talking about salmon.

>> No.19726457

>>19726441
I think that it is meant to highlight vanity, they had to post their most drag queen picture possible to somehow further emphasize the juxtaposition and severity of the situation.

>> No.19726461

>>19726453
Then why did you mention salmon?

>> No.19726462

>>19726461
That post was about tilapia.

>> No.19726469

>>19726462
What drives a man to talk about salmon and then claim it was tilapia? Who hurt you?

>> No.19726472

>>19723851
>Pond Rat.
thats a catfish

>> No.19726489

>>19726469
Nobody was talking about salmon.

>> No.19726497

>>19726489
you seem very confused >>19723515

>> No.19726500

>>19726497
Did you link the wrong post? That post is clearly talking about tilapia.

>> No.19726502

>>19726500
then why does it say salmon?

>> No.19726507

>>19726502
Nobody believes you were just pretending to be retarded. Give it up.

>> No.19726531

>>19724243
Straightening your hair with heat does not do anything to your hairline. What you're failing to mention is the extremely tight hairstyles only black people do. White women use heat tools to make their hair wavy or straighter all the time.

Why people like to lie this badly is beyond me. That woman was born with that hairline.

>> No.19726532

>>19726507
If you don't believe it you've sure been arguing with me for the past hour about it so what does that say about you?

>> No.19726601

>>19726531
>Straightening your hair with heat does not do anything to your hairline. What you're failing to mention is the extremely tight hairstyles only black people do.
oh, yeah, I forgot about that too
>White women use heat tools to make their hair wavy or straighter all the time.
that's why most of them have shitty brittle hair by the time they grow older too.

>> No.19727603

>>19726601
Brittle hair happens from bleaching and sting it too much, and washing it too much, or leaving it dry. Something white girls do way too often. Heat only damages the hair if it too hot for it. Hair can handle 200-300F temperatures.

>> No.19727647

>>19725023
>>19723666
>>19723762
Why are you guys calling it AI? Norms audiobook was fucking hilarious. Why would you talk badly about this man? Can you please not?

>> No.19727653

>>19723691
They don't have to they're basically boneless carps

>> No.19728692

>>19723479
Why didnt she cook her food?

>> No.19728781

>>19724697
Iel

>> No.19729117

>>19724569
Any time you drive you have a chance that someone will just ruin your day and your life.

>> No.19729848

>>19723612
kale quinoa sperg