What's the weirdest supermarket incident you've been aware of?

[Anonymous No.19722821]

https://www.ksdk.com/article/news/local/fish-market-foul-smell-university-city/63-e36f9843-3203-46a4-b505-4f7d75de591a

>A fish market closed in St. Louis back in March.
>The owners ran off back to California and left 1.5 tons of fish in the building over the summer.

If you knew the place, you probably wouldn't be surprised.

[Anonymous No.19722854]

https://www.tahoedailytribune.com/news/raleys-at-the-y-closed-in-precautionary-move-after-roof-collapses-near-heavenly-village/

> record snowfall in tahoe 2022-2023 season
> so much snow roof of grocery store collapses
> company says fuck it we out this bitch
> abandons location

[Anonymous No.19722867]

>>19722821
i look up seafood city and mostly get filipino supermarkets.
is this related to the filipino supermarket chain or just has the same name? they use different logo

[Anonymous No.19722872]

Back in 2020, at the Jewel-Osco near me, late in the scamdemic like probably May or June, two guys were wandering around without masks on, and some nigger bitch blew a gasket and stood there screaming at the cashiers for at least half an hour about how blacks are especially vulnerable and in these times of white supremacy she demands everyone mask because Black Lives Matter and she's not gonna die because no crackers refused to mask up with this deadly virus going around . . . anyway, the store called 911 and there were half a dozen cops standing around watching this bitch scream, until finally they gently herded her outside.

Akshually, thinking about it, it had to have been closer to an hour, 'cause the store manager had to get annoyed enough to call the cops and then the cops had to take their sweet time to show up and then they still stood around and let her scream some more.

Shit was hilarious.

Same store, some crackhead nigger started talking to me in the aisle, begged me for money to buy food, and when I told him I had no cash, he apparently followed me around in the store, because he rushed behind me at the register and verified that I really was paying everything with a debit card. Then, while I was driving out, he tried jumping in front of my car to cause an accident so he could grift money out of me.

Fuck, I hate niggers.

[Anonymous No.19722875]

>>19722867
>https://www.ksdk.com/article/news/local/fish-market-foul-smell-university-city/63-e36f9843-3203-46a4-b505-4f7d75de591a
The link is obviously a U.S. TV station news site, and its banner says the station is in St. Louis, MO.

[Anonymous No.19722878]

>>19722875
from what i can tell, seafoodc city chain operates in US and Canada only to serve diaspora

[Anonymous No.19722900]

>>19722854
they probably leased the building and had a shitty landlord, happens quite often

[Anonymous No.19722910]

>>19722821
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eaton_Township_Weis_Markets_shooting

[Anonymous No.19722940]

>>19722821
>doesnt mention the owners name
hmmmmm...

[Anonymous No.19722979]

>>19722910
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eaton_Township_Weis_Markets_shooting
>In these writings and videos, he expressed his willingness to commit suicide, addressed the personal tragedies and other misfortunes he experienced which led him to a state of depression, described cross-dressing and questioning his gender identity, provided detailed explanations of his plans for carrying out the shooting, and explained his belief that these murders would allow him to cross over to an animated world he had imagined.
Troons, why is it always troons?

[Anonymous No.19723199]

>>19722979
Anime seems to be the primary contributing factor here. Sad. Many such cases.

[Anonymous No.19723207]

>>19722872
the food guy was a drug addict and would have just walked out the door with your money or bothered another person for more mone
t. drug addict expert

[Anonymous No.19723423]

I once spent under $100 doing a weeks worth of shopping

[Anonymous No.19723437]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_Kroger

[Anonymous No.19723440]

>>19723199
weeaboos are innocent. the inspiration was danny phantom. i remember they called him tranny phantom.

[Anonymous No.19723466]

>>19722979
>Troons, why is it always troons?
>why do severely mentally ill people do mentally ill things?
It really boggles the noggle doesn't it?

[Anonymous No.19723495]

>>19722867
>>19722875
>>19722878
If it's related in anyway, it doesn't look like it was ever listed under the company website. Their wiki entry history also doesn't mention anything about it.

The building seemed like a "Used-to-be-a-Kmart" and seemed pretty unregulated in general. Total lack of proper overhead seems like management only went as high as the building owner.

[Anonymous No.19723544]

>>19723423
well look at richie rich over here

[Anonymous No.19723565]

>>19723495
damn, can't use this story to dab on the filipinos online (my favorite past time). mentioning pagpag is already cliche.

[Anonymous No.19723575]

>>19722821
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/body-found-behind-cooler-abandoned-grocery-store-man-who-went-n1032671

[Anonymous No.19723712]

>>19723575
Jesus Christ, a fate as bad as nutty putty.

[Anonymous No.19723729]

remains of 25-year-old man found between 18-inch gap between wall and freezer. has been there for 10 years.
now that's one cold case.

[Anonymous No.19724176]

>>19723575
>NINE YEARS
holy mackerel

[Anonymous No.19724246]

>>19722821
>"It was so bad that we thought it was a dead body in the neighborhood," Tori Lawrence said.
>Well, you might say it was "dead" fish.
Jesus, journalism is dead. You might say? “Dead?” Are they implying the rotting fish were alive?

[Anonymous No.19724288]

>>19724246
after going over it a few times, i think what has happened here is they're placing the severity of a dead body on a higher pedestal. like the quality of deadness is inherently tied to human remains, and to compare fish bodies (a sort of being many rungs lower on the importance ladder) to human bodies comes off as amusing whimsy. obviously this is incredibly silly since to be dead is a possible state observable in fish and mammals alike. unless it's a truly hilarious pun in the local dialect i think it is just bad writing, whatever they meant by it.

[Anonymous No.19724783]

>>19722821
An airplane crashed into the Publix in Deland Florida while I was getting a sub. Does that count as weird?

[Anonymous No.19724794]

>>19722821
There's a webm posted sometimes of a fat naked woman slathering cake all over her fat body.

[Anonymous No.19724852]

>>19724783
People in the company still talk about it. I think that's why we have so many fire extinguishers now.
>t. employee

[Anonymous No.19724862]

>>19724288
>>19724246
I think it's more that you don't expect the smell of rotting fish in a Midwest suburb. Normally you'd expect a deer or a dog, but being fish is what made it news worthy.

[Anonymous No.19725026]

dumb thread, page 10 this shit

[Anonymous No.19725055]

>>19724288
>>19724862
No, retards. It’s obviously idiotic writing.
>a+b=x
>You might say the “solution” is x.

[Anonymous No.19725154]

>>19725026
I'll kill you

[Anonymous No.19725229]

>>19724783
>>19724852
I remember seeing that in the news. How many Floridamen are in this thread? There's three of us?

[Anonymous No.19725237]

>>19725229
Also, I forgot my story. During the start of quarantine when everyone was buying up all the (liquid) soap in stores, I realized I needed soap. So I went to Publix and saw that it was buy one, get one for two bar soap packages. The entire aisle was empty where the liquid soap was and no one wanted bar soap. As I put two in my cart, a Publix worker started yelling at me saying that I don't have to buy two. She seemed really mad about it too and she wasn't one of the stockers. I have no idea what the fuck she was doing in the aisle but I argued back and forth saying it's buy one, get one and I have no soap at home. Eventually I left the aisle with my cart because I was tired of her shit. The best part is that it wasn't even the good soap. It was the cheapest, generic crappy white bar soap that strips all the oils off your skin.
After all of that I started buying soap online. I'm not dealing with the weirdos in Publix.

[Anonymous No.19725262]

>>19725026
I'm trans btw not sure if that matters.

[Anonymous No.19725313]

>>19725026
I dunno, finding a way to leave 3,000 pounds of dead fish in the middle of St. Louis sounds like a pretty epic prank to me.

[Anonymous No.19725338]

>>19722821
A similar thing happened in suburban Philadelphia. A superfresh/A&P got closed with no notice to the managers or employees. Corporate expected the managers to empty and trash all the merchandise, but they just let the fires employees take whatever they wanted and then just locked the doors with all the rest of the shit just rotting away in a building with no power.
Within 3 months there was a rat infestation and when they found out it was the supermarket they hit the corporate with fines and made them pay for a hazmat team to clear the place out and exterminate the rats

[Anonymous No.19725499]

>>19723575
Thats fucking horrible kek

[Anonymous No.19725511]

>>19725499
If you think that’s bad, just think about the general level of hygiene that would allow a corpse to rot for six years undisturbed in a supermarket. And then think about how much worse things have gotten since 2009. Enjoy that Publix sub!

[Anonymous No.19725769]

>>19722979
>>19723199
>anime

he was obsessed with a western cartoon. he wanted to be a lesbian ghost girl.

>>19723466

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8C6svPZCUI

just think, if he was born a little later he could be power bottoming for the WEF

[Anonymous No.19725779]

>>19722872
the jannies rob us of another brave poster. godspeed anon. godspeed.

[Anonymous No.19725838]

>>19725779
I find it odd that some of the most rabid jannies chose /ck/ as their main board. It's insane how hard this place is policed compared to almost any other board.

[Anonymous No.19725892]

>>19725838
Food tends to be a pretty cultural thing, and unfortunately there's too many crossboarders from /pol/ who think their epic shitposts will fit in perfectly with a board that only gets one post every 30 seconds on a fast day.

[Anonymous No.19726189]

>>19723575
>this isn’t too far from where i live
>and it’s a grocery chain i have fond memories of
you can’t be fucking serious…

[Anonymous No.19726262]

>>19725237
the pandemic really brought the Karen's front and center to the public eye. I work in retail and to this day, the same people that cried about "wearing a mask and slow the spread" I still don't say more than two words to.

[Anonymous No.19726271]

>>19725838
>board for women
>surprised when they do women things

[Anonymous No.19726352]

once I saw an amish guy buy an overfilled shopping cart of frozen texas toast and mountain dew. he must have been supplying the whole cult

[Anonymous No.19726393]

The whole horsemeat scandal, where they discovered a lot of beef products in UK supermarkets was actually horse, was pretty amusing https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013_horse_meat_scandal

[Anonymous No.19726409]

https://www.startribune.com/st-paul-closes-grocery-store-condemns-building-after-inspection/494301771/

https://www.startribune.com/cleared-by-inspectors-st-paul-grocery-to-reopen/494656921/

they've been playing christian music radio, so i've been going to other stores

[Anonymous No.19726426]

>>19722979
>explained his belief that these murders would allow him to cross over to an animated world he had imagined
yeah, it was being trans that was the real issue here lol

[Anonymous No.19726438]

>>19726393
>they will never findus in here

[Anonymous No.19726978]

>>19726409
Wow, fascinating. An Asian grocery temporarily closed for health violations. That’s NEVER happened before! Super weird!

[Anonymous No.19726981]

>>19726426
The two are pretty similar. Rejecting reality for pretend. I’d say it was the same issue.

[Anonymous No.19726982]

>>19726393
They should just start selling horsemeat mince since its clearly economical and safe.

[Anonymous No.19726995]

>>19726982
I'm all for it, but with so many people trying to advocate for vegan shit and nowadays, good luck convincing anyone to eat horses

[Anonymous No.19727083]

>>19725229
Reporting in. No weird happenings at publix for me. I just get my pub sub and get out. Did used to work at a fresh market in SC for a few years and had some real freaks come in the doors.

[Anonymous No.19727164]

>>19726271
There are no actual women moderating /ck/, troon

[Anonymous No.19727170]

>>19726426
he was under the delusion that he would be reborn as a woman character in the show. the gender dysphoria was that strong that he wanted to to be an imaginary woman one way or another.

[Anonymous No.19727188]

>>19726393
I hope everyone involved in desecrating horses like that dies painfully.

[Anonymous No.19727204]

>>19726426
You believe cutting off your dick makes you a woman. There is literally no difference; you both have no attachment to reality.

[Anonymous No.19727251]

>>19726262
Yeah, the karens are extremely unhinged. I'm glad I started ordering groceries online it's way more stress free than dealing with screeching employees. Paid minimum wage and they act as if you're desecrating a church when all you want to buy is soap from heavily stocked shelves.

[Anonymous No.19727402]

>>19726426
Delusional male in both cases