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[Anonymous No.19718938]

>lobster were for poor people!
You don’t really buy this do you?
Sounds like rich people lies to me. Next you’ll claim caviar was thrown out for dogs or some shit.

[Anonymous No.19718940]

>>19718938
>You don’t really buy this do you?
Uh, you know things were different in the past, right?

[Anonymous No.19718942]

sounds like you're frustrated

[Anonymous No.19718967]

>>19718940
>das rite childrin! In da colonial days it wuz da land o plenty! Lobstahs fell from da sky! We didn’t know what to do wit dem!

[Anonymous No.19718994]

>>19718938
Technically they are literally big bugs of the sea.

[Anonymous No.19719011]

Weren't lobsters ridiculously common (basically like clams are now) until they were overfished to the point of almost going extinct, which turned them into a delicacy?

[Anonymous No.19719016]

>>19719011
yeah pretty much

[Anonymous No.19719019]

>>19718938
Red as a lobster is the colour the Orange Fool became when he saw the Orange Fool video

[Anonymous No.19719021]

>>19719011
Atleast we domesticated cows before hunting the wild version to extinction

[Anonymous No.19719024]

>>19719019
fuck my life this actually made me laugh

[Anonymous No.19719025]

Lobsters make great fertilizer to spread on your field. Arguably better than chicken manure.

[Anonymous No.19719026]

>>19719021
>Atleast we domesticated cows before hunting the wild version to extinction
It's a shame we never domesticated hogs, though. For some reason we eat pigs instead.

[Anonymous No.19719028]

Pedophile Biden

[Anonymous No.19719033]

>>19718938
ORANGE

[OwU No.19719037]

Food should be free.
GMO can make cultured-meat lab grown lobster meat.
Kill anyone who tries to prevent that, if necessary.

[Anonymous No.19719045]

Reminder that this guy grew up rich, inherited his father’s business of selling 18th century LARPing equipment to rich white people, and is continuing his family grift into the digital era.

[OwU No.19719046]

>>19719037
^*GMO organizations etc can do pretty much fucking anything

Blessings to whites breeding more ballistically than ancient lobsters

Make lobsters into cute girls via genetic modification

My peoples will

[Anonymous No.19719047]

>>19718938
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[Anonymous No.19719049]

>>19719045
>Reminder that this guy grew up rich, inherited his father’s business of selling 18th century LARPing equipment to rich white people, and is continuing his family grift into the digital era.

[OwU No.19719050]

>>19719045
God I fucking love white people

[Anonymous No.19719057]

>>19719011
i assume it was more that people with a taste for them moved westward where getting lobster delivered was a costly flex

[Anonymous No.19719058]

[Anonymous No.19719060]

>>19719011
This isn’t true

[Anonymous No.19719062]

>>19719026
>It's a shame we never domesticated hogs
what do you think pigs are

[Anonymous No.19719068]

>>19719045
What "grift"? He's honest about what he's selling, the people who buy it know what they're buying. You think anyone who sells something you're not a fan of is a conman?

[Anonymous No.19719074]

donald trump is an orange fool

[Anonymous No.19719085]

Lobsters are funny

[Anonymous No.19719086]

>>19719021
Aurochs weren't good to be around for anyone, they got theirs.

[Anonymous No.19719090]

OP is an Orange Fool

[Anonymous No.19719096]

>>19719085
clean your room

[Anonymous No.19719101]

>>19719074
>donald trump is an orange fool
Yeah, orange man bad! Orange man bad!
BLM and Antifa good! Defund the police! Abolish all jails and prisons! Legalize crime! Donate millions of dollars to BLM Global Network!

[Anonymous No.19719105]

>>19719074
>>19719090
Funny thing is that he denied the orange fool video was a reference to trump and the he uploads >>19718938 after the indictment

[Anonymous No.19719113]

>>19718938
you gotta be an orange fool to believe it

[Anonymous No.19719117]

tRump lost.

[Anonymous No.19719119]

>>19718994
>muh bugs
Fuck off with this shit

[Anonymous No.19719124]

>>19719119
>Fuck off with this shit
Are you mad because he's right?
I understand, bro. Sometimes we lash out at others because we feel shame and we lack the ability to handle those kinds of emotions in a socially acceptable manner.

[Anonymous No.19719126]

"Donald Trump more like Orangald Foolump"
-Jon Townsend

[Anonymous No.19719133]

>>19719119
>eating sea bugs, shelled boogers, and fish filled with parasites and trash
Coasties are mentally ill.

[Anonymous No.19719136]

>>19719068
No. But a born millionaire who inherited his father’s LARP business while pretending to be a salt-of-the-earth middle class historian is pretty scummy.
He started his youtube channel because his family LARP business wasn’t doing so well and he wanted to drum up business.

[Anonymous No.19719143]

>>19719136
where did the LARPers touch you?

[Anonymous No.19719144]

>>19719136
>No. But a born millionaire who inherited his father’s LARP business while pretending to be a salt-of-the-earth middle class historian is pretty scummy.
>He started his youtube channel because his family LARP business wasn’t doing so well and he wanted to drum up business.
Are we still talking about Orangald Foolump, or someone else entirely?
If it's someone else, can someone toss out a name or a link or something, because I have no idea what you guys are fucking talking about.

[Anonymous No.19719151]

>>19719136
>the lore of an eceleb lives dent free in your head
That's horrific, I can't imagine being like you and giving a shit at all about someone you will never meet or interact with.

[Anonymous No.19719161]

>>19719143
>>19719151
Frustrated

[Anonymous No.19719180]

>>19719011
No. Lobster isn't overfished and was only ever "at risk" of being overfished. It's always been super abundant on the coasts. The shitty lobsters prisoners were eating were partially rotted and tasted like shit.

The reason Lobster is expensive is because you can't kill it, transport it, and eat it. It breaks down within hours of death. You need to keep it alive until right before consumption, and that's fucking pricey. If you had to kill cows hours before having a steak, a New York strip would run you $220, not $15.

[Anonymous No.19719183]

>>19719180
Is it true that you have to hold lobsters upside down when you put them in boiling water so they won't scream?

[Anonymous No.19719690]

>>19719011
>Weren't lobsters ridiculously common (basically like clams are now)
Kind of. If you lived near a lobster fishery it was cheap and abundant but if you lived literally anywhere else then it was either insanely expensive or just plain unavailable. It's hard to transport live, spoils in hours after dying, has to be transported while chilled and moist and can't easily be preserved.

>until they were overfished to the point of almost going extinct,
Lobsters were never really overfished but the stock has improved considerably since limits on size and sex were introduced. This is due largely in part to the fact that lobster traps basically double as a lobster feeding program with how low the catch rates are.

>which turned them into a delicacy?
Lobster was always well-regarded and a prestigious food in Europe despite a middling reputation among the people who had to eat it all the time in the New World; what turned it into a "delicacy" in the US and Canada was the advent of refrigeration, canning and motorized transportation in the late 19th century because it meant that you could have some form of lobster anywhere. If you were middle-class you could get canned lobster to use as some part of a dish or maybe get a live lobster for a special occasion and if you were wealthy you could afford to have live lobster shipped wherever you want. Summer vacation in Florida circa 1900? Well, the train is only three days, reefer cars have been invented and ice isn't a problem since it's being made commercially so if it's shipped promptly from the dock then that's doable if pricey. Compare that to even thirty years earlier where the lobster would have to be transported in some form of horse-drawn cart and packed on ice harvested during last winter.

[Anonymous No.19719693]

>>19719105
It was a reference to Trump, but it was the woman he did the episode with's idea, not his, he's a religious conservative and personally supports Trump

[Anonymous No.19719712]

>>19718938
>refuses to eat ze bugz
>believes arthropods that live in the sea are a rare delicacy that the rich are hoarding for themselves

[Anonymous No.19719783]

>>19719136
>millionaire nepobaby
>struggling to keep his business above water
which is it, you dork?

[Anonymous No.19719792]

>>19719690
>If you lived near a lobster fishery it was cheap and abundant
My mind hearkens back to Karamja in RuneScape.
(I'll ignore the lack of expiration in one's bag of holding.)

[Anonymous No.19719795]

>boiled lobster
Such fanciful recipes

[Anonymous No.19719825]

orange