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19697193 No.19697193 [Reply] [Original]

>have guests over
>they open my fridge to get a drink
>it's just 100 packs of caprisun

>> No.19697195

This happened to me once

>> No.19697197

>>19697193
Well they won't be coming back, weirdo.

>> No.19697228
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19697228

>friends come over
>gf lets them have slices of my bday cake a day after the fact
>mfw i only got one slice
>hfw realizing she made me upset
i got more cake :)

>> No.19697269

>>19697193
>have guests over
>look in my fridge
>I took the shelves out and just throw everything in there
>they ask why?
>I don't have an answer

>> No.19697335

>>19697193
Caprisun is good, but water is fine too if you're saving them

>> No.19697526

>>19697193
>and then everyone was like, "Yaayyy! Capri Sun!!! I love Capri Sun!"

>> No.19697528

>>19697269
>I don't have an answer
The answer is: "Cuz dat's how a nigga do."

>> No.19699178

>>19697193
100 packs seems like the correct amount of caprisun

>> No.19699185

>>19697228
god you’re pathetic

>> No.19699189

>>19699185
Why, sounds like he has a good gf. Don't tell me you don't have a nice gf...

>> No.19699223 [DELETED] 

>>19699189
NTA but there are heaps of girlfriends out there, I myself have at least two

>> No.19699249

>>19699185
>has girlfriend
>has friends
>has cake
I think you might be jealous

>> No.19699316

>>19699185
based
I hate manchildren

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>>19697193
Mine just has half drunk bottles of vodka and a twelve pack of mtn dew zero

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>>19697269
its just how fridges be do

>> No.19699584

All I have in my fridge is a britta, ketchup, mustard, soy sauce and hot sauce. Also cream for coffee.
I buy what I need, dont like keeping stuff so dont over eat

>> No.19699600

I have enough food to survive a few months without replenishment.

>> No.19700508

>>19699526
wtf

>> No.19702113

>have guests over
>they open my fridge to get a drink
>it's just OJ, purple stuff, soda

>> No.19703050

>>19699189
>Why
Look at the gay crying frog

>> No.19703073

>>19697193
Now you're out of the closet

>> No.19703079

>>19699526
dis hallway be beepin at me

>> No.19703136

>>19699526
I wish lobotomies were reversible. It would be interesting to see the world like this. Where a building is just this magical entity made by God and questions like 'what is a ceiling fan' or 'why does the hallway beep' are impossible mysteries accepted as inherent truths.

>> No.19703144

>>19697193
Why did you use a tf2 pic

>> No.19703154

>>19703136
May I share the good news of our savior Substance Abuse? You can become extremely mentally incompetent for hours or days at a time with minimal lasting effects, and it is widely agreed to be a fantastically enjoyable experience.

>> No.19703608

>>19699526
Why does every video of a black person have a beeping smoke alarm?

>> No.19703615

>>19703608
>Why does every video of a black person have a beeping smoke alarm?
They aren't supposed to beep?

>> No.19703734

>>19703615
Only when theres a fire. The beeping means you need to change the batteries.

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>>19699249
Since OP started this...

>> No.19704097

>>19703734
They also beep when they reach their "best before date", but much more obnoxiously. Had to disconnect all the smoke detectors in the house last month case they all started screeching every 30 seconds.

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19704367

Are we posting our fridges?

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>>19704367
No. This is a blacks and smoke alarms thread now

>> No.19704439

>>19703608
They aren't like us.

>> No.19704473

>>19704367
What the fuck are those needles?

>> No.19704483 [DELETED] 

>>19704473
Insulin. He's a fat fuck which can't stop eating. He will be genocided after the jews in the ethnostate

>> No.19704490

>>19704473
nothing cools you down better in the summer that a cold shot of heroin right in your asscheek

>> No.19704495

>>19703608
A beeping smoke alarm is seen by American blacks as a sign of proud poverty.

>> No.19704508

>>19703608
Because the beeping is a lie. If the batteries actually needed to be changed then my smoke alarm wouldn't have kept beeping about its low battery for over 2 years.

>> No.19704513

>>19703734
How do I know which one it is

>> No.19704608

The chirp is inaudible if you have a high enough melanin content within your body.

>> No.19704643

>>19697193
what makes me embarassed to have guests over is that i have a roach problem. I keep fumigating and being as clean as possible but my building is old so they always come back. I guess its the fucking pipes

Is no big deal most of the time but if a girl is staying over and goes to the kitchen at night is gonna be humilliating

>> No.19704667 [DELETED] 

>>19704608
It's not inaudible. Blacks just think the hallway has always beeped like that. Different nigga theory is real