cooking bacon cheeseburger pasta with a kitchen robot

[Anonymous No.19684767]

its over...

[Anonymous No.19684772]

Neat, I like it.
Apparently the thing uses machine vision to see if the onions are browned when the recipe calls for it instead of going by time alone.

[Anonymous No.19684775]

>bacon cheeseburger pasta

[Anonymous No.19684779]

>>19684775

I would rather eat rodents than that plate of vomit

[Anonymous No.19684783]

>>19684767
>women making themselves redundant in the kitchen
>even smiling about it
Oh I love this timeline

[Anonymous No.19684789]

[Anonymous No.19684828]

>you still have to measure out and cut up the ingredients
That's the worst part though

[Anonymous No.19684836]

>Still have to do all the prep
>Have to wash twice as many containers and dishes
>Ends up taking longer having to fill everything, let it cook at its own pace, and clean it all up afterward
Completely fucking useless, so I'm sure zoomers love it.

[Anonymous No.19684844]

>>19684767
>>19684789
Buy an ad

[Anonymous No.19684847]

>>19684767
I want to fuck her

[Anonymous No.19684861]

>>19684767
I want to feel her wet lips wrapped around my cock.

[Anonymous No.19684875]

>>19684789
What does kid friendly even mean? Are there certain foods that are toxic to kids that i'm unaware of?

[Anonymous No.19684877]

>>19684767
>It has a ring through it's nose but isn't a bull...

[Anonymous No.19684883]

>>19684875
Kids are picky eaters

[Anonymous No.19684885]

>>19684767
>humans still have to do the most tedious, labor intensive, time consuming parts of cooking
This robot is pointless.

[Anonymous No.19684886]

>>19684783
Women have already been useless in the kitchen for the last two generations.

[Anonymous No.19684887]

>>19684877
>bull
It looks like a steer.

[Anonymous No.19684894]

>>19684877
it's definitely a bull something...

[Anonymous No.19684896]

>>19684767
That looks foul.

[Anonymous No.19684906]

>>19684885
This. Give me a robot that does all this robot doesn't and I have to do what this robot does, and we're good. Shopping, chopping, measuring, washing, washing the dishes afterwards... I'm completely fine with doing the cooking, it's all these extras around that drive me nuts. That robot takes away literally the only fun part about cooking.

[Anonymous No.19684922]

I can't save her

[Anonymous No.19684923]

>>19684767
What's the fucking point if you already have to mise en place and prep all the shit anyway? What a stupid fucking waste of time.

[Anonymous No.19684927]

>>19684883
Kids won't eat Indian slop. They'll say it looks like diarrhea (because it does) and not even try it.

[Anonymous No.19684947]

>>19684767
That thing cooks so slowly she grew like 18 inches of hair in the meantime.

[Anonymous No.19684969]

>>19684767
so basically, the machine does the fun parts of cooking for you, but you still have to do the tedious parts yourself? this is incredibly braindead

[Anonymous No.19684972]

>>19684923
They're selling to rich and stupid

[Anonymous No.19684981]

>>19684972
Cry about it, poorfag.
That thing is gonna look great next to my Juicero

[Anonymous No.19684982]

>>19684947
And dyed it black apparently.

[Anonymous No.19685007]

>>19684789
>>19684767
It only cooks the most straightforward, low effort dishes imaginable, so what's the point? Oh, and then it's probably twice as much of a pain in the arse to clean.

Unfortunately the kitchen has, and will continue to be, the nexus of stupid, pointless and sometimes horrifying appliances and gadgets. For your consideration: THE FRYWALL! It's made of plastic! You put it in your pan and it melts! It melts plastic into your food! But at least you don't get tiny splatters of oil on your oven. Just carcinogens all through your body.

[Anonymous No.19685019]

>>19684789
>for a lazy stay at home parent
Fat piece of shit

[Anonymous No.19685025]

>>19684767
First artists, and now women...

[Anonymous No.19685033]

>OH MY GOD THIS INCREDIBLY BASIC PASTA IS SOOOO GOOD
This should be a look reserved for when Vesta blows a load in your mouth, not some salted ground beef

[Anonymous No.19685034]

>>19685033
To normals cooking anything that isn't a premade frozen dinner is literally magic.

[Anonymous No.19685051]

>>19684767
how much

[Anonymous No.19685056]

>>19684767
>you still have to prepare the raw ingredients yourself
snore

[Anonymous No.19685078]

>>19684844
If these videos make you want to buy this thing you're beyond saving

[Anonymous No.19685090]

>>19685034
It fucking blows my mind. There are adults out there who have never boiled an egg.
When I worked ICU I once had to teach a doctor how to brew a pot of coffee.

[Anonymous No.19685108]

>>19684875
Not spicy.

Any authentic Indian place will even make Butter Chicken fairly spicy as a default.

[Anonymous No.19685109]

>>19684767
I have seen this bitch on two boards. Stop posting her

[Anonymous No.19685144]

>>19684767
>>19684789
These are the people who tell you they "don't have time to cook"
>has time to peel and chop vegetables
>has time to measure out all of the ingredients and place them into their separate receptacles
>has time to take apart and wash this entire machine afterwards
It baffles me how there's an entire market for people who genuinely believe they're too busy to cook and refuse to accept that they're just lazy.

[Anonymous No.19685201]

Anyone tried an electric stirrer yet? I can see how that’d be useful but definitely not this thing.
>wasted sauce still in container
>dish filled with beef and bacon grease

>>19684947
>she
Uhh… I can’t be the only one.

[Anonymous No.19685212]

>>19684847
as do I do as well

[Anonymous No.19685237]

>>19685212
what a foolish picture

[Anonymous No.19685241]

>>19685212
SNNNNIIIIIFFFFFFFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIIIIIIFFFF

[Anonymous No.19685243]

>>19685237
It's just someone taking a shit on Hollywood Boulevard. Happens all the time

[Anonymous No.19685244]

>>19684767
There should be a sauce maker
Just a machine that can make 7 different basic sauces with the press of a button then the restaurant can customize it adding wathever they want

[Anonymous No.19685257]

>>19685244
That exists, it's called a line cook

[Anonymous No.19685258]

>>19684883
Okay they can "pick" between eating and going to bed without dinner

[Anonymous No.19685276]

>>19684883
No they're not.
They eat what you make them eat.

[Anonymous No.19685297]

>>19684783
Men are better cooks than women. It isn't even a contest.

[Anonymous No.19685323]

>>19684767
>needing a robot to make hamburger helper
>>19685297
This.

[Anonymous No.19685330]

>>19685007
Very eloquently put, anon. On the topic of THE FRYWALL, there's already splatter screens that are made of metal if you really want to avoid splashes.

[Anonymous No.19685358]

>>19684885
This. I enjoy cooking in restaurants because the prep work is usually done and I don't have to worry about dishes. The robot is doing the only fun part. Also, that food looks just as bad as I would expect if the girl cooked me dinner, so the real question is whether or not the robot gives better head.

[Anonymous No.19685365]

>>19684767
>humanity will lose the most basic skills just in time for civilizational collapse

[Anonymous No.19685377]

>have to prep the ingredients
>have to clean everything after
The cooking is the fun bit, what is the actual fucking point? I want some sort of robot that can take care of the menial repetetive tasks for me so that I can concentrate on the good stuff.

I vaguely remeber having a dream once about a kitchen appliance that was about the same size as a microwave. It had a hopper on top and you'd drop your ingredients in there and they'd be dispended at the other end in the exact style you wanted. No more peeling and cubing potatoes, no more dicing onions.

[Anonymous No.19685385]

>>19684767
I could potentially see this being a good business model if it was sold in conjunction with meal subscription packages (e.g. Hello Fresh or whatever) that sent you all the ingredients ready prepped, so all you'd have to do is tear open some vacuum-packed bags, dump the ingredients in the plastic boxes, and then let the machine do its business. If you have to do the ingredient prep yourself then it's pointless.

[Anonymous No.19685402]

>>19685257
It's called one less Mexican

[Anonymous No.19685418]

>>19684767
>Didn't brown the meat
>Poured water into the pan when the meat was still pink
>Threw onions into water instead of fat

[Anonymous No.19685422]

>>19685418
>nitpicking like a fag
It's 90% as good as anything else, sorry the future doesn't meet your expectations

[Anonymous No.19685426]

>>19685402
*fewer

[Anonymous No.19685439]

>>19685422
NTA but what kind of convenience is it providing exactly?
>Still gotta prep and load
>Still gotta clean the whole damn thing including all the prepped containers
>It doesn't make the food better or noticeably faster
>Huge counter space required
>Costs a fortune
Unless you're grossly handicapped it's not doing you any favors.

[Anonymous No.19685448]

imagine the clean up

[Anonymous No.19685468]

>>19684767
those things are going to be a disease vector.
The steam rising up is getting into all those little moving parts and how often do you think they're actually going to be cleaned by the people now paid even less?
Don't believe me, go look at your kitchen hood vents and fan or think about how often you clean that shit.

[Anonymous No.19685477]

>>19684767
>nose ring
I'm glad that cattle are choosing to brand themselves. Much easier than risking a date and spending a hundred bucks to find out I'm risking going to jail for bestiality.

[Anonymous No.19685483]

>>19685439
>Still gotta prep and load
Dishwashers do as well, but we all agree they're useful. Incidently, a dishwasher also cleans all the stuff that gets dirtied

[Anonymous No.19685486]

>>19685477
If I ever lead my revolution and become the fascist dictator this world needs, one of my first orders of business is to scan every photographic identification database available and send out my brown shirts to drag them to the labor camps by the septum piercing.

[Anonymous No.19685489]

>>19685483
Ok so what convenience is this thing providing again?

[Anonymous No.19685492]

>>19685489
It cooks the food?

[Anonymous No.19685496]

>>19685492
That's not a convenience since you are now spending twice as much time on prep and washing.

[Anonymous No.19685499]

>>19685492
So do people without it, where's the convenience? Look it up in the dictionary to help understand what it means.

[Anonymous No.19685506]

>>19685496
It takes me a minute to cut up an onion. It takes a minute to put the ingredient trays in the dishwasher. It does not take 1 minute to cook an entire pasta dish.

>>19685499
>people wash dishes by hand
>therefore the dishwasher is worthless

[Anonymous No.19685526]

Looks like an inconvenient version of a Thermomix.

[Anonymous No.19685540]

>>19685506
>>therefore the dishwasher is worthless
>have to prewash the dishes before putting them in the dishwasher anyways
>dishwasher is much harsher on kitchen items
Yes a dishwasher is worthless and you are a fool for using one. Also you are a dumb retard please buy that machine and post results.

[Anonymous No.19685548]

>>19685297
This isn't even remotely true.

[Anonymous No.19685581]

>>19684789
WHO COOKED THE RICE?

[Anonymous No.19685639]

Honestly, how hard is it to make hamburger helper?

[Anonymous No.19685674]

>>19684767
>kitchen robot
it's like a woman but somehow worse

[Anonymous No.19685707]

This ironically seems to be require more work. There's more cleaning involved and more measuring. Could probably be useful for handicapped or elderly people but I'd rather cook whatever the fuck bacon cheeseburger pasta is myself.

[Anonymous No.19685738]

Machine looked like it did a crappy job. Food looks unappetizing. Now this fried rice robot produces a decent looking fried rice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn4hBelQLlI

[Anonymous No.19685981]

>>19685033
>When you put it in the wrong hole

[Anonymous No.19686054]

>>19684767
It would be a lot more useful if all it did was stir

[Anonymous No.19686077]

>>19685492
Stoves already do that

[Anonymous No.19686483]

>>19684783
>>19684886
>>19685297
I've gotten to the point where if I'm at a friend or family member's house for dinner, I can tell if the woman made the food. The only woman I allow in my kitchen is my grandma and that's exclusively for baking. Something happened along the way, man. Woman cannot cook anymore.

[Anonymous No.19686505]

>>19684767
>machine probably costs a fortune
>still have to do 100% of the prep
>get to watch it make you shitty hamburger helper
Lol, lmao

[Anonymous No.19686521]

>>19684906
My wife does all of that shit for me. It’s pretty nice, and then she can say she helps prepare the food.

[Anonymous No.19686567]

>all of that prep and money for sloppa
dont think you understand the purpose of sloppa

[Anonymous No.19686576]

>>19686505
It's a thousand dollars.
And it's just 15 minutes of prep instead of an hour of cooking.
Once you move out of your parents' basement and have to cook for yourself, you'll learn why this machine is amazing.

[Anonymous No.19686601]

>>19685033
this bitch looks legitimately retarded

[Anonymous No.19686607]

>>19685486
I'm so ready for this

[Anonymous No.19686621]

>>19684767
Absolute state of consumerism

[Anonymous No.19686657]

>>19684886
>>19685297
My mom is still a better cook than you faggots

[Anonymous No.19686660]

>>19686657
Tell her to come over and cook me something then

[Anonymous No.19686762]

A feast fit for a Goblin.

[Anonymous No.19686827]

>>19686483
>Something happened along the way, man
We gave them voting rights, and then they left the kitchen, and house permanently. Now they work as shitty replacement for men in corps as diversity hires. The "greatest" generation was really a generation of dumb asses. Which is why boomers suck so hard, the generation prior sucked just as hard and let them run free without restraint to fuck it all up.

[Anonymous No.19686836]

>>19685144
>genuinely believe they're too busy to cook and refuse to accept that they're just lazy
That is the left in general, no self reflective capabilities. They are blinded by the idea that they "are good people" or "on the right side of history", the thought they may be engaging in retardation or evil activities does not ever cross their mind. And they are great at mental gymnastics, so yeah. The feelings over facts crowd are pretty stupid and can be easily sold useless bullshit (hence the eye watering amount of debt most of them are in).

[Anonymous No.19686895]

>>19686576
It literally can't cook anything but sloppa and you don't know jack shit about cooking if you think this saves any time at all.

Prep is the most time consuming and more importantly, attention consuming element of preparing a meal. This may take an hour to cook but adding ingredients and stirring the pan is a fraction of that and most importantly can be done concurrently with other jobs. In the time it took this bitch to chop up her ingredients and put each one in its individual tubs that incidentally need to be washed, you could have diced an onion, browned it, chucked in your beef and pasta and other shit. put a lid on it and go watch television for 30 minutes while the pasta cooks.

[Anonymous No.19686942]

>>19684775
I make something similar i call cheeseburger macaroni. Got the idea off a box of velveeta. It's evolved into something i generally look forwards to making/eating.

[Anonymous No.19687323]

Simplifying the easiest fucking step
You still have to measure and prepare every ingredient and wash every dish and individual container
This fucking retard bought a thousand dollar pot stirrer

[Anonymous No.19687330]

>>19686942
Whenever I make a legitimate recipe that calls for melted cheese I'll ad some Velveeta cheese sauce to it so the sauce doesn't separate

[Anonymous No.19687342]

>>19687330
you know you can buy sodium citrate right?

[Anonymous No.19687356]

>>19685707
>Could probably be useful for handicapped or elderly people
It was 100% made for those two demographics but sadly unless you market outside of that demographic you're going to be living in a cargo box yourself.

[Anonymous No.19687383]

>>19685007
>FRYWALL
it's silicone. are you retarded?
third world? never seen silicone stuff?

notice more and more of you subhuman third worlders here lately. why can't you let any place on earth be free from your scourge?

[Anonymous No.19687498]

>>19687383
It sure is a silly cone lmao

[Anonymous No.19688002]

>>19684767
>nose ring
So you know they're trash...

[Anonymous No.19688020]

>>19686483
>Something happened along the way, man. Woman cannot cook anymore.
Men stopped being men and allowed politicians to start pandering to women. Politicians, and women, can't be reasoned with, and only understand violence.

[Anonymous No.19688048]

>>19684767
How long before the surface just above the pot is coated in rancid grease? If someone is too lazy to cook they're too lazy to clean.