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19681914 No.19681914 [Reply] [Original]

What do you get from the halal truck?

>> No.19681919

"Lamb" and rice.

>> No.19681921

>>19681914
explosive diarrhea.

>> No.19681925

Nothing. Ive finished my lunch 3 minutes ago. Now im just browsing, laying down, full belly, on my phone, listening to asmr on my tablet.

>> No.19681928

nothing. gross.

>> No.19681936

>>19681919
>>19681921
>>19681928
Why are Americans like this? Do they only eat branded food?

>> No.19681944

>>19681936
foreign food trucks are breeding grounds for disease. it's safer to suck a kitchen sponge than eat that slop.

>> No.19681964

>>19681914
I'll take a water. as long as it's bottled.

>> No.19681968

>>19681914
can I get the combination?

>> No.19681975

>>19681936
Nope. Just racist.

>> No.19681981

>>19681936
What's wrong with getting "lamb" and rice? And I'm not AMERICAN American. I only became a citizen a few years ago.

>> No.19681985

Away. Get away from the halal truck.

>> No.19681987

>>19681944
>t. weak immunosuppressed soiboy with helicopter parents

>> No.19681992

>>19681914
A hot dog

>> No.19681999

>>19681987
nth, but I'm immunosuppressed and I do all sorts of L&I food violations with no ill effect. Not even so much as bellyaches or diarrhoea

>> No.19682000

>>19681914
bomb fragments

>> No.19682011

>>19681987
You speak like a fag and I bet you are a flaming fag.

>> No.19682025

>>19682011
seethe more in your sterilised little basement eating processed tendies

>> No.19682026

>>19681914
Lamb and rice platter, LIGHT white sauce, hot sauce in the side. Also a pepsi

>> No.19682031

>>19681914
Lamb rice with extra sauce but I'll only come back if he calls me bossman

>> No.19682091
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>> No.19682133

Combination with white sauce and hot sauce from one at Broadway and Astor Place. Eat it in Washington Square Park.

>> No.19682140

>>19681914
Lambo rice and a Coke.

>> No.19682145
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>>19682133
>at Broadway and Astor Place
the one in front of the CVS? that's a decent cart, although the chicken seems more indian-spiced than your standard halal stuff

if you want to eat halal in WSP just go to sammy's at W 4th and 6th

>> No.19682163

>>19681936
We don't like terrorist food.

>> No.19682187 [DELETED] 

>>19681914
A dead minority

>> No.19682212

>>19682091
shes very pretty :)

>> No.19682215

>>19681914
The strange and uncontrollable urge to purge every single person from the middle east and most of the African populace

>> No.19682222

>>19682215
you won't do shit

>> No.19682240

>>19682163
Guess that means no Texas toast or grits for you.

>> No.19682242
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>>19681914
damn, that gyros looks terrible. now I understand why that shit isn't popular in america like it is in western europe. why don't they just copy the german döner?

>> No.19682250

>>19682215
some of them can stay

>> No.19682267

>>19681914
Chicken over rice

>> No.19682315

>>19681936
>why don't americans eat this food!?
>*literally a picture of a popular kind of American food cart

>> No.19682380
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>> No.19682401

>>19682242
That isn't how gyros look in Greece

>> No.19682494

>>19681914
Chicken over rice
Me change price
Inflation not nice
Me have lice
You puke twice
Hotpad and ice
You shit thrice
Shouldn't roll dice
Feces of mice
Spices my rice

>> No.19682496

I will never not hate Anglos for leaving out the "s" in "gyros"

>> No.19682504

>>19682496
I will never forgive brown people for being unable to survive without Anglo support.

>> No.19682511

>>19681914
they have too much variety for anything to taste good

>> No.19682535

>>19682496
>spells it with a G
>pronounces it as a Y
Is the opposite also true? That would make Yreeks a bunch of yag fayyots who have no riyht to bitch about how superior races spell thinys

>> No.19682557
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>> No.19682574

>>19682535
Greeks are effeminate and retarded, more news at 6

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19682576

one of everything

>> No.19682579
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19682579

>Excuse me sir, please point me in the direction of the nearest greek orthodox food stand.

>> No.19682585
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19682585

>>19682579
I saw a pizza place (probably run by Lebanese) in rural Massachusetts that had a bunch of Maronite icons with Arabic subtitles, it was pretty cool

>> No.19682654

>>19682576
this is why you don't buy food from brown people

>> No.19682661

sorry, I don't eat food sacrificed to idols
(not nominalist, just don't like it)

>> No.19682677

>>19682222
Hey, acting tough on the internet is something! It’s pathetic, and that’s not nothing.

>> No.19682683

>if brown do not buy
>if arab jew nose looking then not buy
>if white looking then buy, alot

>> No.19682787

>>19681987
>illegal immigrant cook
>hasn’t taken food prep sanitation courses from local gvt.
>hasn’t wash food cart interior since delivery from manufacturer
>doesn’t wash hands after defecation, brought sanitary habits from turd world, considers water & soap to wash hands too great an expense

>> No.19682797

>>19681944
Foreign food trucks is the only source of tasty food americans have. Often for miles theres nothing but wallmart and bodegas selling goyslop snacks.

>> No.19682805

>>19682797
British kebab vans a German Donnerkebabverschitzenwagens are just as bad as any American halal food stand or taco truck.

>> No.19682843

>>19682401
I know but the soulless pita is the weakest part here. greek gyro is almost always pork anyway

>> No.19682883

>>19681987
based projector

>> No.19682893

>>19681914
chicken rice platter with cucumber/tomato salad and chickpeas, 3 lines each of white sauce and green sauce

>> No.19682896

>>19681936
Plenty of Americans eat halal cart food, just not the bubble-living flyovers and suburbanites posting in these threads.

>> No.19682944

>>19682896
I still don't see what's so bad about >>19681919

>> No.19683366

>>19681914
>Combo plate for $7

When was this picture taken? 2002?

>> No.19683381

>>19682091
You know she practiced all that in the mirror, that truck isn't exactly unknown

>> No.19683496

>>19681914
directions to in n out

>> No.19683520

>>19681975
based

>> No.19683640

>>19682163
You must be starved then

>> No.19683669

Gyro and a coke

>> No.19683672

>>19681914
from the fucking what?

>> No.19684208

>>19681914
1 Lamb gyro please!

That's a good price too, I have to pay like $10 bucks for a gyro around here.

>> No.19684210

>>19684208
Sucks to be from a shitty area that it costs so much.

Nah seriously, go fuck yourself.

>> No.19684215
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>>19682787
what do they do when they have to shit? close it up and hope nobody steals?

>> No.19684281

>>19681914
>Halal

Nope. 3rd world cruel methods to kill animals.

>> No.19684296
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19684296

>For meat to be certified halal, it must be slaughtered in a manner known as dhabiha. That means cutting through the jugular vein, carotid artery, and windpipe in order to drain all blood from the carcass.


What the actual fuck is wrong with Muslims and why the fuck are people okay with eating this food? Why are they suddenly fine with it because it's 'muslim food'? This shit is fucked up.

>> No.19684305

>>19681936
>why won't Americans eat food from a truck with three sweaty immigrants with a very limited supply of cleaning water and no health inspections
Because I'm not in a fucking favela

>> No.19684311

>>19681914
Combo Gyro. Extra garlic sauce. Extra chili powder if they got that too.

>> No.19684315

>>19681987
>>19682896
Stockholm syndrome

>>19682797
>bugman larp

>> No.19684324

>>19684296
>Tendies mcnug enthusiast just finding out how meat is bled in every abattoir in the world
Why are Americans like this?

>> No.19684329

>>19684324
Because civilized slaughterhouses don't make sure the animal is conscious and wiggling around, we stun them and crush their skull in before bleeding them

>> No.19684333

>>19684324
None 3rd world shit hole abattoir's will generally use a powerful stun gun before killing the animal making sure it's not conscious.

They literally let them bleed to death being totally conscious.

Go fuck off back to your Muslim shithole.

>> No.19684335

>>19681914
Diabetes

>> No.19684338
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>>19684324
>Schlomo McAhmed thinks this is how it's done in 1st world countries

Stay the fuck out of my country

>> No.19684340

>>19683366
What? $7 would have been expensive in 2012, never mind 2002. It's probably about average now.

>> No.19684342

>>19683366
The meat is just random shit from a Kebab meat wholesaler. It's mystery meat.

>> No.19684347
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>>19681914
Halal food is cursed because the animals are tortured before they are executed, please kindly fuck off demon worshiping sandniggers

>> No.19684353

>>19684329
>We
You have NEVER killed an animal in your fucking life and stunning an animal isn't for any ethical reason you retarded faggot, it's purely for convenience hence why it isn't done for small game. Estrogen and tendies flow through your veins. Guarantee you would cry like a bitch if you saw what happened in an abattoir because you are a weak, effeminate city bitch.
>>19684333
>They literally let them bleed to death being totally conscious.
This is your brain on a vegan diet. Any animal having it's artery and vein severed would immediately lose consciousness due to the blood and oxygen draining from the brain.

I firmly believe no human should be allowed the pleasure of eating meat without killing an animal itself. Cannot believe I am arguing with limp twisted fags that haven't even bled a fish or even killed a chicken before.

>> No.19684356

>>19684353
>Any animal having it's artery and vein severed would immediately lose consciousness due to the blood and oxygen draining from the brain.
I've been here for nearly 15 years and have seen enough cartel gore videos to know this is total bullshit.
Fuck off newfag

>> No.19684363

>>19684353
>weh weh weh it's fine we aren't barbaric backwards savages waaaahhhh

>> No.19684367

>>19684356
>I'm an expert mom! I watched gore vids on /b/! Now pass the tendies please...
KWAB

>> No.19684369

>>19684353
I hunt every year and have chickens and rabbits I raise and slaughter
You know what I don't do to any of those animals?
Slit their throat and make them suffer as they bleed out

It's so cruel it's illegal outside of your meteor-worshipping nonsense

>> No.19684372

>>19684353
>>19684369
Oh and saying "abattoir" doesn't make you any more civilized you algerian skunk

>> No.19684377

>>19681914
go home Ahmed!

>> No.19684388

>>19684369
You expect anyone to believe you have ever killed an animal before when you just admitted you don't bleed them? Fuck off.

>> No.19684392

>>19684388
I don't bleed them while they're alive, you fucking psycho

>> No.19684393

>>19684388
Not taking sides but unironically this, every fatass NEET fucking larps on this on board

>> No.19684405

>>19684393
Pretend it's a larp, do you think there's any reason at all to kill an animal by drawing it up and slitting it's throat vs killing it first?

>> No.19684412

>>19684392
The purpose of bleeding IS to kill the animal you fucking retard. Shoo off and eat your tendies.

>> No.19684493

>>19684412
You kill then bleed because doing the reverse is unnecessary pain and cruel, you retard

>> No.19684514
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>>19684412
>The purpose of bleeding IS to kill the animal
You have neverk illed anything in your life.

>> No.19684531

>>19682585
was it near amherst?

>> No.19684541

>>19681914
Lamb gyro (chicken if no lamb), or a falafel sandwich

>> No.19684582

>>19684493
>>19684514
>Bleeding after stunning
>The objectives of bleeding are to kill the animal with minimal damage to the carcass and to remove quickly as much blood as possible as blood is an ideal medium for the growth of bacteria
Fantasy land living neckbeards.

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19684596

one Brazilian slop eating gf plz

>> No.19684845

>>19682401
Yeah, because it's a döner, retard

>> No.19684899

Halal is animal abuse like kosher I don’t eat either

>> No.19685031

>>19681987
>Feces in food is my culture
Ok but it's not mein

>> No.19685130

>>19684582
my pawpaw told me the steers were given suicide pills

>> No.19685689

>>19681914
Dysentery

>> No.19685696

>>19681936
Those fuckers bombed Pearl Harbor

>> No.19685860

>>19685696
i thought they review bombed 711

>> No.19686010

>>19681914
I don't give money to those people.

>> No.19686022
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>>19681919
I fucking KNEEL to Lamb over rice. $10 for a massive platter, yes a shit deal compared to what you can make at home but when you’re out and drunk halal stands fuckin hit.
I LOVE THE NYC HUSTLE AND BUSTLE

>> No.19686029

>>19686022
You have to drunk in order to make this kind of food palatable

>> No.19686033

>>19681914
The shits.

>> No.19686085

>>19684353
Please explain the logic behind why Islam needs to make something halal. Why does their religion say this is necessary?

>> No.19686130

>>19686085
iirc, it's because blood is lifeforce and lifeforce belongs to God. Same reason Jehovah's Witnesses don't get blood transfusions and neither Jews nor Mohammedans eat blood products of any kind (blood sausage, for example).
Regardless of the reason, it won't make sense to someone not already of the group. To outsiders, it just sounds absurd. You're killing the fucking thing, motherfuckers. It's already lost its "lifeforce." Fuck outta here with that bullshit.

>> No.19686367

>>19684353
>hence why it isn't done for small game
definitely not true, even fish should be stunned since they'll smear blood all over the boat otherwise

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>>19681914
my future wife

>> No.19686383

>>19686374
In which halal trucks are the hot anime girls? I only middle eastern dudes with full beards in their 40s and 50s

>> No.19686391

>>19686022
And I like it, too. I just don't kid myself into thinking that their "lamb" is actual lamb.

>> No.19686410

>>19681914
Is this Baltimore? This looks familiar.

>> No.19686449

>meet halal food vendor on local strip
>very polite, friendly
>but I never see any other customers
>food is very good though
>finish my meal, see someone else perusing the menu
>tell them to try it, it's really good
>they say yeah, I walk away
>turn back around a few hundred meters later
>they didn't go to the halal guy's food stand
I'm sorry I may have lost you a customer with my autism please don't close

>> No.19686597

>>19686410
It's obviously New York.

>> No.19686691

>>19681914
regret. I should never have left the city :(

>> No.19686796

Blown up.

>> No.19687676

>>19684296
veganfag?

>> No.19687757

>>19681975
based

>> No.19687836

>>19681914
Nothing. I don't pay meme taxes to foreign religions.

>> No.19687854

>>19687836
enjoy hell retard

>> No.19687868

>>19687854
Why would I go to hell for not observing muslim dietary practices? I'm Christian.

>> No.19687888

>>19687868
fuck you nigger

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>>19681914
A lamb KEBAB, with onion, lettuce, tomato, garlic aioli, tabouleh, and hot chili sauce

>> No.19687903

>>19681914
Aw man, I could absolutely DESTROY a lamb & falafel gyro right now. The shitty college town I live in sucks, we don't have anything good here.

>> No.19688143

>>19681914
Bacon butty.

>> No.19688147

>>19682380
Me on the right.

>> No.19688154

>>19681914
Just one halal, please.

>> No.19688176

>>19683381
You know she's not actually even saying anything, just mouthing the words attractively for the camera.

>> No.19688460

>>19681914
Lamb Gyro and Cheeseburger please!

>> No.19688465

>>19681914
All Muslims and all jews should be slaughtered halal'y

>> No.19688473

>>19681944
i've never gotten sick from eating food from a halal cart
>>19682145
I always liked the rafiqi's in front of the petco at union square because I went to high school near there. Ask for the green sauce.

>> No.19688476

>>19688473
I prefer his special white sauce

>> No.19688478

>>19682797
there's no walmart in jew york you retard

>> No.19688480

>>19688478
There are loads outside of the city you stupid fuck. Execute yourself by walking in front of a bus.

>> No.19688481

>>19681914
Lamb over rice, a knish, and a red bull.

>> No.19688485

>>19688480
In jew york city you dumb faggot, i'm not talking about fucking upstate or long island

>> No.19688487

>>19688476
it's just mayonnaise with extra canola oil, it's pure slop, but of course the first thing you think of is cum you fucking homo

>> No.19688488

>>19688485
You didn't say that you stupid shit. No one calls nyc new york. Faggot

>> No.19688501

>>19688473
rafiqi's was great, mine was the one at herald square. always got all the toppings. king of falafel at 53rd and park is the best though manhattan-wise

>> No.19688513

>>19688478
Fucking dumb shit New York City people thinking not only that they are the center of the universe but that their shitty city is still somehow relevant rather than a containment zone

>> No.19688518

>>19688501
No one cares tou fucking city cuck

>> No.19688525

>>19681936
Why are you sperging about people not eating from food trucks? You’re the same guy who spergs about cheap slop too. Seems a bit disingenuous muster shitposter.

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>>19681914
>$4 cheeseburger
i get like 3 of those

>> No.19688535

>>19682576
He’s just making a lil tzatziki, don’t mind him

>> No.19688536

>>19684353
you are not manly for killing animals. a true man protects god's creatures to all his abilities and doesn't cause harm to the weak just to fulfil his base desires.

>> No.19688547

>>19688535
I make your mom my tzatziki sauce.

>> No.19688552

>>19682896
Bro there’s a food truck in every town in america. 12k people in my hometown in indiana and we got a grilled cheese sandwich truck and a Greek food truck. They just do lunch and dinner at concerts and factories usually but are out on Main Street on weekends

>> No.19688560

>>19688176
No I don't I'm bvlind

>> No.19688572

>>19688552
There are 12k people in your town that suck cock

>> No.19688612

chicken over rice the ocky way

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This thread reminded me of how hard it is to get good NY-style halal outside of the city. There are some good places in the tristate area though. Currently at a place in CT

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>>19689004
oooh the green sauce. not every cart has that and I always get extra when they do

>> No.19689425

>>19688481
>knish
Fucking miss these shits. Haven't had a good one in years.
I don't understand why. They're, like, the simplest things ever so ytf can't anyone outside of NY get them quite right. Philadelphia gets close but not really

>> No.19689675

red bull

>> No.19689994

>>19681914
Pork sausage or fuck off

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>>19681914
Potato knishes

>> No.19690163

>>19681914
Jesus CHRIST I miss the city sometimes.

>> No.19690175

There used to be a cart by my campus ran by a small elderly asian lady and her equally ancient husband that was my favorite source of food while in college. I almost felt bad for the halal cart guys because she was so much more popular.

>> No.19690202

>>19682091
Imagine you’re this girl, innocently excited about your impending halal food and then a bunch of virgins on 4chan go and repost it a million times, masturbating, making different edits to said video. Imagine how disgusted you would feel

>> No.19690430

>>19690202
Simp

>> No.19690560

>>19690202
>disgusted
You have no idea how women operate. She gets off on the attention, you can go to her social media pages and see. Blackpill yourself before you get played by one of these girls anon

>> No.19691062

>>19681914
Cheeseburger, then add the emergency bacon I keep in my pocket.

>> No.19691139

>>19690202
inshallah women don't deserve to leave the home

>> No.19691585

>>19690163
The hustle and bustle?

>> No.19691596

>>19685696
>
That was the Germans. And it isn't over until we say it's over.

>> No.19691765

>>19681914
Directions to the greek truck serving pork.

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>>19691765

>> No.19691855

>>19690202
This doesn't make women disgusted. Thats literally why they attention whore in the first place. When women whine about creeps they are not complaining, they are humblebragging.

>> No.19692289

>>19681914
The shits

>> No.19692808

>>19686391
what is it then

>> No.19694578

>>19688501
King of Falafel was up for sale last year, he’s retiring, idk current state though

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>>19681914
halal snack pack

>> No.19694632

>>19692808
Beef, binders/extenders and yes, a small bit of lamb, but it's mostly things other than lamb. It might be 25% lamb and 50% beef
t. guy who had actually made these things

>> No.19694659

>>19681944
>breeding grounds for disease
he still believes the germ theory propaganda

>> No.19694678

>>19682557
cringe whores

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Check out Mido's at 18th and 6th. They do a good job

>> No.19695087

You win the thread.

>> No.19695093

>>19684329
Stunning an animal doesn't even work half the time and is always more painful than cutting the right veins which cause a precipitous loss in blood pressure and instantaneous loss of consciousness. You have no idea what you're talking about.

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>>19681914
I stopped eating from any foodtrucks because they're all funded by EBT/Foodstamp scams. Some brownoid brings over 10 members of their family and gets 3,000$ a month in EBT, which they use to pay for their personal business and convert into money. They're in effect stealing your money twice and you opt into it the second time.

>> No.19695210

>>19695097
>she actually believes this
lol

>> No.19695224

>>19695210
It's true https://www.ny.gov/services/apply-snap
I literally overheard some spic running a Mexican food truck yelling at his wife to renew their application on the phone or he won't have anything to sell at work

t. Yo hablo español

>> No.19695233

>>19695224
And yo hablo that link don't prove shit, Pablito.
Show me examples of this supposedly rife SNAP fraud perpetrated by swarthy, smelly fucks to open food carts.

>> No.19696438

>>19695233
Still waiting!

>> No.19697964

>>19691585
ITS SO DYNAMIC

>> No.19697976

>>19681987
I FUCKING LOVE PARASITES
>Verification not required

>> No.19697995

>>19697964
It actually is, though, compared to some backwater shitsplat little town that stays in the 1940s forever

>> No.19698005

>>19681914
>What do you get from the halal truck?
500lbs of ANFO and several dead pedestrians

>> No.19698079

>>19681914
Lamb gyro

>> No.19698293

>>19681936
>Americans keep replying
Well played