/ctg/ - Coffee Time General

[Anonymous No.19667776]

Thread for discussing goffee and goffee-related topics.

The moka pot is the goffee litmus test edition.

Don't bother breathing if you can't make a good moka brew. Goffee is not pay2win.

Last thread: >>19652729

[Anonymous No.19667782]

>>19667776
>espresso>french press>v60>>>>>>>aeropress>>>>moka pot

[Anonymous No.19667786]

>>19667776
PISS
OUT
MY
ASS

[Anonymous No.19667795]

Jonathan youre such a frothing autist and your coffee sucks. I dossiered your "other 4chan activity" lets fucking go

[Anonymous No.19667812]

Lmaoing at the coffeelets who're filtered by the moka pot.

[Anonymous No.19667852]

What do you guys think of experimental coffee fermentation techniques? Just got a carbonic maceration Ethiopian guji.

[Anonymous No.19667857]

>>19667852
Great way to offload shit coffee beans. You stop tasting the terroir and start tasting the fermentation. From a merchant's point of view it's great.

[Anonymous No.19667870]

>>19667857
>implying the terroir has no effect on fermentation
Carbonic maceration is not the same a yeast inoculation. The latter definitely is great for mediocre coffee merchants, but I believe the former has its merits depending on the terroir/varietal.

[Anonymous No.19667883]

>>19667870
I'm not implying that.

[Anonymous No.19667891]

>>19667852
They're great. Best coffee I've ever had was bio innovation sidra from La Palma.

[Anonymous No.19667922]

>>19667852
extremely high highs, extremely low lows.

[Anonymous No.19667935]

>pull shot
>comes out way too fast
>not paying attention so I pull it too long as well (18g in 50g out)
>taste it out of a morbid curiosity
>it tastes fine
How the fuck

[Anonymous No.19667940]

>>19667935
>not tasting every single shot he pulls to be in the know
ngmi..

[Anonymous No.19667945]

>>19667935
18 in 50 out is not that far out, I do sometimes pull until 43-45 just because my cup looks aesthetic as fuck with that amount

[Anonymous No.19667954]

>>19667935
Longer ratio=more water to pull out more goodies. High flow=no choking or channeling to hinder extraction. My default is 16.5g/65g in sub 20s. Welcome to the world of turbos, they're the future of espresso. Wait until you get some bottom papers so you can grind finer without clogging but maintain that high flow. Now dial in to your particular taste with that as a starting point. You might like even longer ratios. Here's a few youtube videos showing how this shit kind of developed over the past few years.
https://youtu.be/fEXLftYYV8o
https://youtu.be/BoYBLn9hRqs
https://youtu.be/kOSbOZY_tN0

[Anonymous No.19667982]

>>19667776
What is the suitable moka pot cup serving size?

[Anonymous No.19667984]

>>19667954
Interesting, will look into this.

[Anonymous No.19668002]

>>19667982
1 cup is as much as the moka makes
mine makes 150ml, so for me 150ml is 1 cup or 1 coffee

[Anonymous No.19668010]

>>19668002
Do you brew two times when you have guests?

[Anonymous No.19668032]

>>19668010
>have guests?

but the actual answer is my guests usually have had their coffee before arriving and i have had mine before they arrived.
but if i ask them or they ask me then then i will just split the yield between us.
especially because the amount of coffee i call 1 cup is way too much for most people so even half of my regular cup is more than enough for them. depends on the guest but sometimes we will discuss our techniques or i will buy a number of different bags to try with them and having a sort of tasting session with them over the course of several hours where casually setting up and brewing and prepping for the next brew will happen sort of on autopilot while engaged in conversation.

[Anonymous No.19668039]

>>19667776
Coffee and furthermore cigarettes is literally for the working class you are all slaves even those of you who think you ain’t, you is

[Anonymous No.19668051]

>>19668039
Epictetus wrote about it nigger. Now enjoy the bean juice.

[Anonymous No.19668055]

>>19668039
>drink of intellectuals in basically every period since it's been invented
>for the working class

[Anonymous No.19668056]

>>19668032
So what is an acceptable serving size? In ml

[Anonymous No.19668058]

>>19668051
>hurr if I just listen to sigma male archetype stoic chads then I too will become just like my heroes and defeat thanos
Oh my god shut up you have high blood pressure incel

[Anonymous No.19668065]

>>19668058
I see books scare you. It might be productive for you to look into "why".

[Anonymous No.19668066]

>>19668055
>like anyone gave a shit what incelectuals had to say
You are no different to a janitor scrubbing toilets for $30/hr

[Anonymous No.19668068]

>>19668056
thats up to you or your guest.
im schizophrenic with extremely high caffeine tolerance so i wouldn't copy everything i do if i was you.

i just had my fourth moka today(9pm) and i feel as if i could fall asleep right now if i needed to.
i need 7+ to even start to get "hot"

also serving size depends on how you like to drink it.
moka is its own beast.

[Anonymous No.19668070]

>>19668065
You are the goyim dude

[Anonymous No.19668076]

>>19668070
And proud to be whats the problem cohen?

[Anonymous No.19668079]

>>19668076
Never thought I’d live to see 100% organic free range goyim cope bahah

[Anonymous No.19668084]

>>19668079
>Never thought
This i believe.

[Anonymous No.19668093]

ohhh yes i love the coffee especially the variety with the farty poo and pee ohhh yes the lovely fecal notes and pungent aroma yes yes i love to make it in my scroombleflungle x36, the latest plastic innovation in the world of coffee making. the leeching chemicals just add such an unctuous texture to the stinky cup

[Anonymous No.19668097]

>>19668084
Coffee literally makes you lose brain cells as we can see here because you cannot seem to make a counter argument to save your life you fucking alzheimers patient

[Anonymous No.19668099]

>>19668093
Based.

[Anonymous No.19668102]

>>19668051
>>19668055
>drinks enriched fox shit

[Anonymous No.19668103]

>>19668093
this but unironically

[Anonymous No.19668132]

>>19667776
Recommend me a 80€ moka pot please. For a gas stove or electrical.

[Anonymous No.19668144]

>>19668058
This was genuinely hilarious to read kek

[Anonymous No.19668145]

>>19668132
E&B Lab

[Anonymous No.19668260]

>>19667776
>Don't bother breathing if you can't make a good moka brew. Goffee is not pay2win.

[Anonymous No.19668288]

Hodeidah Santo Domingo Honey Barahona AA.

[Anonymous No.19668449]

>>19668288
Beautiful brew & beans bratello.
Enjoy the goff.

[Anonymous No.19668526]

good morning

[Anonymous No.19668532]

>>19668526
Goodnight

[Anonymous No.19668536]

>>19668532
no it's goffee time

[Anonymous No.19668537]

>>19668526
Good afternoon, it's 17:03 here.

I guess it's time for an Aeropress pour over goff, I want to try >>19668288 as a filter coffee to play with the acidity.

[Anonymous No.19668574]

didnt sleep last night and had too much coffee this morning I am concerned I wont fall asleep this night as well, is drinking tons of water and peeing like a horse the only way to get rid of the caffeine? but then I wont fall a sleep because I will have to pee all the time

[Anonymous No.19668579]

>>19668574
What other drugs did you take anon?

[Anonymous No.19668602]

Does coffee hurt your stomach if you drink it without having eaten anything? :(

[Anonymous No.19668622]

what's the best decaf I can get? preferably with flavor

[Anonymous No.19668641]

>>19668622
>preferably with flavor
You want light, med or dark roast?

[Anonymous No.19668648]

>>19668641
I've never had a dark roast before so I want to try that.

[Anonymous No.19668660]

>>19668622
only 70000? what has the internet come to?

[Anonymous No.19668669]

>>19668622
fell for his own psyop kek

[Anonymous No.19668671]

>>19668648
Passalacqua Espresso Decaffeinato
>Chocolaty, Floral & Balanced
80% Arabica / 20% Robusta
>The Deup Espresso from Passalacqua consists of 10 beans varieties from Kenya, Guatemala, Colombia, and El Salvador. The typical southern Italian dark roast provides for a little acidity and for it for more volume and taste.

[Anonymous No.19668684]

>>19668671
>Passalacqua Espresso Decaffeinato
Holy fucking based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-M7u1GE9OI

[Anonymous No.19668687]

>>19668671
Looks good, any suggested American retailers for this? pretty expensive for espresso international haha

[Anonymous No.19668701]

can you guys stop buying shit coffee?

[Anonymous No.19668718]

>>19668687
enjoybettercoffee.com has some it seems.
https://www.enjoybettercoffee.com/Passalacqua-Deup-Decaffeinated-Ground-Coffee-in-Ti-p/pa15.htm

[Anonymous No.19668719]

>>19668671
>>19668684
I find it hugely amusing that coffee "enthusiasts" here keep buying mass produced shit stale coffee from my country rather than choosing to buy from one of the XX artisanal and small roasters I always link here, then act surprised that their Italian coffee tastes like burnt tires or it's dark as shit.

Coffee from Napoli is the darkest and most burned shit you will ever find, it's actually cancerous like that city and all the people who live there.

[Anonymous No.19668750]

>>19668719
commendatori

[Anonymous No.19668961]

>>19668701
They'll never learn.

[Anonymous No.19669211]

How the fuck do I make coffee? I bought a grinder for beans but I'm lost regarding coffee makers. A lot of them are expensive and I don't know if I should drop that much money, get a cheaper one, or if there's some other way of making coffee that's better.

[Anonymous No.19669215]

>>19669211
Also if it matters I only want to make coffee for myself, so I don't need to make a lot at once.

[the tube boy No.19669264]

>>19669215
the tube boy

[Anonymous No.19669286]

>>19669211
Your options
>aeropress
Gotten more expensive now but still relatively cheap, immersion brewer so hard to fuck up, makes small batches but you said you only make coffee for yourself.
>french press
Aeropress's older cousin. Also fairly cheap, has worse filtration than an aeropress but you can get all glass ones in case you worry about plastics, and it makes bigger batches. Also good for tea.
>v60
Most popular pourover option, a plastic one costs like 10 bucks, a ceramic or glass one a bit more but not that much. Takes a bit more skill to get right and a pouring kettle (extra cost) is recommended although not essential.

[Anonymous No.19669332]

>>19669264
>>19669286
Thanks, the Aeropress looks nice and doesn't cost much so I think I'll pick one up tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.19669428]

Okay i ordered the k6 like the chart in the last thread said yesterday and it's here today.
Not really in the mood for coffee now though

[Anonymous No.19669620]

>>19669428
Make it anyway

[Anonymous No.19669757]

I think I'll make a little coffee and then roast a little coffee.
Hambela Benti Nenka washed
or
Hambela Buliye dry

[Anonymous No.19670344]

>>19669428
I thought everyone was getting the ode 2 because it is on sale.

[Anonymous No.19670432]

>>19668260
good morning i hate italians.

[Anonymous No.19670436]

>>19668622
>preferably with flavor
go to a different universe where this is a thing that exists.

[Anonymous No.19670438]

>>19669211
>I bought a grinder
what grinder

[Anonymous No.19670464]

>>19668622
https://www.swroasting.coffee/product/colombia-rainbow-ea-decaf-natural/3

[Anonymous No.19670496]

>>19669211
Simple as.

[Anonymous No.19670510]

>>19670496
>single handedly creates the worst handle in existence

[Anonymous No.19670552]

>>19670432
Good man.

[Anonymous No.19670632]

>>19670510
Clearly you haven’t interacted with your mom’s strap-on

[Anonymous No.19670637]

>>19670632
bialetti makes strap-ons?

[Anonymous No.19670670]

I had coffee for the first time in a year. It tasted amazing. Suffered a stomachache, but it was good.

My doc banned me from coffee due to GI issues but I miss it so much...
Is there no way to make coffee that's easier on the stomach?

>inb4 cold brew
I tried my own cold brew, multiple times, it's always watery and sour tasting. Hurt my stomach
I tried cold brew at a cafè, it tasted like a regular cold coffe. Hurt my stomach

[Anonymous No.19670672]

bros he's just liek me

[Anonymous No.19670697]

More closeted behavior from the mokatards

[Anonymous No.19670721]

>>>/wsg/5250291
Wakey wakey, have some goffee baby.

[Anonymous No.19670745]

>>19670670
Just do like Westley who has spent the last several years slowly building up a tolerance to iocane powder, but instead do it for coffee.

[Anonymous No.19670786]

>>19670672
>Oh im late in the morning and just remembered coffee. Lemme just pull out this novelty contraption that takes 45 min to use (according to aussie experts nonetheless) and 15 minutes to clean instead of a coffee maker

Adland is a funny place but this one is worse than the Brad one

[Anonymous No.19670799]

>>19670496
>GRANDE

[Anonymous No.19670891]

>>19670438
It's a cheap electric blade grinder. I've done some more research on them now so I realize that's not a good choice.

[Anonymous No.19670895]

>>19670891
yes sadly blade "grinders" are allowed to be labeled and sold as "grinders" even though they are essentially worthless for anything other than diner grade drip coffee
sorry you got fooled.

[Anonymous No.19670905]

>>19670891
use it to grind spices
they're pretty good for that. I use mine to grind chili peppers after i stopped using it for coffee

[Anonymous No.19670908]

I will not drink the goffee. I refuse to do it.

[Anonymous No.19670910]

>>19670891
Blade grinders are fine. Don't fall for the gatekeeping faggotry. To make good coffee all you need is la moka and some gumption.

[Anonymous No.19670911]

>>19670895
>>19670905
It was only $20 so I'm not too mad. But yeah I suppose I can use it for other things. I think I'll try it for coffee for a little while since I'm not quite ready to drop $100+ on a nice grinder. I will eventually though.

[Anonymous No.19670913]

>>19670908
open up, its time for your medicine. :)

[Anonymous No.19670914]

>>19670910
kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.19670919]

>>19670914
Skill yourself.

[Anonymous No.19670932]

>Naively think I can buy decent coffee beans from my grocery store
haha

[Anonymous No.19670937]

>>19670932
ha...

[Anonymous No.19670983]

[Anonymous No.19671029]

>>19670983
Why are they wearing black metal make-up with inverted crosses on their foreheads and 666 chest hair?

[Anonymous No.19671066]

>>19667776
>The moka pot is the goffee litmus test edition.

What kind of device can I purchase that will allow me to make coffee drinks of at least moka-pot quality but in a faster and more convenient manner. I've used my moka pot pretty exclusively for almost a decade now but I really hate waiting 10 minutes for my coffee to be ready in the morning, especially when I'm in a hurry

[Anonymous No.19671070]

>>19671066
Nespresso

[Anonymous No.19671071]

>>19671066
Pic rel resolves your problems.

[Anonymous No.19671085]

>>19671071
Is that a hot plate specifically calibrated for moka pots? Are they available in the USA? I have a feeling this might be like Electric kettles where they boil water twice as fast in UK due to the electric grid system being 240V instead of 120V in the states.

Nevertheless, is the product just called "moka timer"?

[Anonymous No.19671106]

>>19671085
>moka timer
yes
https://www.bialetti.com/ee_en/moka-timer-bialetti.html

[Anonymous No.19671107]

>>19671029
https://en.wikipedia.org//wiki/Belzebubs

[Anonymous No.19671135]

>>19671107
Black metal is pretty cringe

[Anonymous No.19671143]

>>19671135
Yeah but the comic is cute

[Anonymous No.19671289]

>>19671135
metal is cringe but black metal is just too much cringe for even me to handle
the whole genre exudes so much "i am very badass" energy i just cant take it.

[Anonymous No.19671292]

>>19671066
>but in a faster and more convenient manner.
filtered before you even got started...

[Anonymous No.19671342]

>>19671289
Are you honestly saying that this is cringe bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VBdAY8eA9w

[Anonymous No.19671343]

>>19668602
No. You do drink a glass of water before.

[Anonymous No.19671367]

Kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjaKATKbh9U

[Anonymous No.19671375]

>>19671342
yes
but i think metal music fans are much much worse than metal music creators.

[Anonymous No.19671385]

aeropress is better than a moka pot or french press just because of how much easier cleanup is

[Anonymous No.19671420]

>>19668051
What did he say I don't remember anything about coffee in discourses.

[Anonymous No.19671436]

>>19671385
you have never cleaned a moka have you

[Anonymous No.19671442]

>>19670670
You need to buy dewaxed coffee.

https://www.demus.it/en/pagina/caff---decerato.htm

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35745239/

Of course this coffee is made in Italy (Lavazza has one for instance) because Italian Chads care for everyone, even those with faulty stomachs.

[Anonymous No.19671454]

Decaled my espresso machine..some of the deacaler splashed onto the chrome. Didn't clean it for a week. Now the dried descaler water splashes are stained onto the chrome. Sad.

[Anonymous No.19671485]

>>19671454
thats what you get lazy bones.

[Anonymous No.19671501]

>>19671454
This is precisely the reason why I bought a Flair.

>no descaling shit that's extremely dangerous for your skin and eyes
>no boiler that gets fucked up and release shit in your coffee
>no need to fuck up with cafiza and other chemical dangerous shit to dissolve oils inside internal circuits
>no need to wait 20-30 minutes to preheat my machine

[Anonymous No.19671507]

>>19671375
I've noticed when I strike up music conversation with someone in a band tee he's pleasantly surprised and happy to chat, unless it's a black metal band in which case he's pissed off that anyone recognizes it and wants nothing to do with me. They're the only people who have a problem and this has happened often enough to be a solid pattern.

[Anonymous No.19671511]

>>19671485

[Anonymous No.19671524]

>>19671511
you may not like it but this is what peak male performance looks like.

[Anonymous No.19671540]

>>19671511
holy fuck he is still evolving

[Anonymous No.19671614]

back to making goffee after being sick :)

[Anonymous No.19671641]

>>19671614
whats that floating in it?

[Anonymous No.19671653]

>>19671641
ice

[Anonymous No.19671710]

>>19671653
sick fuck

[Anonymous No.19671749]

>>19671501
Are you really claiming preheating as a win for the flair. It cant even brew at high temp and manually preheating the parts is a bitch. I have a comfy button that takes care of everything.
>oils inside internal circuits
I see why you cant into electric appliances

[Anonymous No.19671753]

>>19671653
based iced americano enjoyer

[Anonymous No.19671755]

>>19671507
>strike up conversatiln with someone who listens to music about how suicide is the moral thing to do
>why isnt he jovial???
Aluminum poisoning does this to italians

[Anonymous No.19671792]

Instant coffee has the most coffee per coffee. Why would you drink espresso when you could just shove a heaping spoonful of instant coffee directly into your mouth, letting your saliva do the work?

[Anonymous No.19671797]

>>19671749
Nta. You should be heat soaking "real" espresso machines for 30+ minutes, or 20 and flush a bunch of water through it. Flairs are much quicker in that regard. That being said Ive just got my f58 on a Bluetooth switch.
>manually preheating the parts is a bitch
Did it for years before the 58. Not that big of a deal, unless you're a bitch.

[Anonymous No.19671830]

>>19671792
Because I don't hate myself

[Anonymous No.19671833]

>>19671797
>You should be heat soaking "real" espresso machines for 30+ minutes
This is why cheap brevilles are king

[Anonymous No.19671839]

>>19671792
pretty sure my moka has more coffee per coffee
fag.

[Anonymous No.19671873]

>>19671833
Plastic heats up faster than brass or steel. Who knew? Cheap thermoblocks heat up quicker than single boilers but have 1/20th of the lifespan. The trade off from not having to soak a large metal machine is that it's never going to be as thermally stable.

[Anonymous No.19672038]

Anybody recommend me a decent espresso machine? Currently using a small single boiler isomac but needs servicing and thinking about upgrades.

[Anonymous No.19672062]

>>19672038
DE1PRO

[Anonymous No.19672072]

>>19672038
price range?

[Anonymous No.19672099]

>Want to buy a coffee maker
>They have the one I want at Target, a store I don't usually go to
>Make the trip
>Filled with black people, people jabbering in other languages, at least one homosexual couple who look like they're dying of AIDs
>Find the coffee maker and it costs more than what the website said and more than Amazon
>Decide I don't want to give them my money
>Go to the restroom before I leave and it smells like what I imagine an Indian's armpit would smell like (the Pajeet kind)
>Leave
Bad day bros

[Anonymous No.19672216]

>>19672038
The only viable machine is the decent. If you arent profiling your shots on tiktok you are literally drinking ass water. This was established earlier in the year when I asked

[Anonymous No.19672317]

lol

[Anonymous No.19672350]

>>19672317
>Helpful 0
>Not Helpful 2

[Anonymous No.19672352]

>>19672216
>>19672072
>>19672062
I mean I was thinking of upgrading to something like pic rel. Decent espresso machines seem really expensive lmao wtf

[Anonymous No.19672362]

>>19672352
it has an upside down poop on it

[Anonymous No.19672392]

>>19672216
We also established you're a gay retard but you never seem to bring that up.

[Anonymous No.19672449]

>>19672392
>We

[Anonymous No.19672482]

>>19672317
Just boil the egg shells.

[Anonymous No.19672485]

I only make cowboy coffee.

[Anonymous No.19672488]

>>19672449
The /ctg/ council of coffee frogs. Must be lonely at the bottom of the mountain.

[Anonymous No.19672489]

>>19672485
turkish coffee you mean

[Anonymous No.19672494]

>>19672489
A rose by any other name, etc.

[Anonymous No.19672507]

>>19667776
what's the most foolproof way for me to make a great cup of milk coffee? I don't want anything fancy, expensive or gourmet-ish.
even mediocre quality is okay as long as it's easy to do and cleanup

[Anonymous No.19672513]

>>19672488
>A man can be himself only so long as he is alone; and if he does not love solitude, he will not love freedom; for it is only when he is alone that he is really free.

[Anonymous No.19672517]

>>19672507
Phin filter. Should run you under $15 on amazon.

[Anonymous No.19672521]

>>19672513
Sounds like some lonely autistic power mantra. Keep your chin up, you'll get through this.

[Anonymous No.19672522]

>>19667776
>I drank an entire bottle of coffe
>i don't feel very good

[Anonymous No.19672537]

>>19672521
>When we read, another person thinks for us: we merely repeat his mental process. In learning to write, the pupil goes over with his pen what the teacher has outlined in pencil: so in reading; the greater part of the work of thought is already done for us. This is why it relieves us to take up a book after being occupied with our own thoughts. And in reading, the mind is, in fact, only the playground of another’s thoughts. So it comes about that if anyone spends almost the whole day in reading, and by way of relaxation devotes the intervals to some thoughtless pastime, he gradually loses the capacity for thinking; just as the man who always rides, at last forgets how to walk. This is the case with many learned persons: they have read themselves stupid.

[Anonymous No.19672541]

>>19672522
>bottle

[Anonymous No.19672549]

I'm going to guess heavy exposure to nespresso and aluminum over the years have really done a number on (you).

[Anonymous No.19672562]

>>19672537
kinda based honestly

[Anonymous No.19672580]

>Reading is merely a surrogate for thinking for yourself; it means letting someone else direct your thoughts. Many books, moreover, serve merely to show how many ways there are of being wrong, and how far astray you yourself would go if you followed their guidance. You should read only when your own thoughts dry up, which will of course happen frequently enough even to the best heads; but to banish your own thoughts so as to take up a book is a sin against the holy ghost; it is like deserting untrammeled nature to look at a herbarium or engravings of landscapes.

[Anonymous No.19672588]

Reading books is for losers who are afraid to learn from life.

So they try and learn from the life OTHERS have lived.

But you never REALLY learn unless you lived it.

You must feel it to believe it.

Books are a total waste of time.

Education for cowards.

Buy La Jura!

[Anonymous No.19672595]

>>19672588
Have you seen the Jura Ono?

[Anonymous No.19672600]

>>19672595
No has trabatti put up a tiktok about it? I am behind.

[Anonymous No.19672601]

Is Aeropress worth it or is it just a meme?

[Anonymous No.19672610]

[Anonymous No.19672618]

>When you find human society disagreeable and feel yourself justified in flying to solitude, you can be so constituted as to be unable to bear the depression of it for any length of time, which will probably be the case if you are young. Let me advise you, then, to form the habit of taking some of your solitude with you into society, to learn to be to some extent alone even though you are in company; not to say at once what you think, and, on the other hand, not to attach too precise a meaning to what others say; rather, not to expect much of them, either morally or intellectually, and to strengthen yourself in the feeling of indifference to their opinion, which is the surest way of always practicing a praiseworthy toleration. If you do that, you will not live so much with other people, though you may appear to move amongst them: your relation to them will be of a purely objective character. This precaution will keep you from too close contact with society, and therefore secure you against being contaminated or even outraged by it. Society is in this respect like a fire—the wise man warming himself at a proper distance from it; not coming too close, like the fool, who, on getting scorched, runs away and shivers in solitude, loud in his complaint that the fire burns.

[Anonymous No.19672625]

>>19672610
Answer the question.

[Anonymous No.19672628]

>>19672595
Just looked it up. I can't wait until the retardtalian legion spends 199€ on a chinese conical grinder with 7 steps.

[Anonymous No.19672641]

>>19672595
Jura? O no...

[Anonymous No.19672644]

>>19672625
yes its a meme.
it makes coffee but its not good.
well unless you enjoy bad coffee.

[Anonymous No.19672652]

>>19672644
It makes good coffee, it'll just turn you into a girl if you drink it

[Anonymous No.19672653]

>>19672644
The American Moka.

[Anonymous No.19672658]

>>19672588
>The result is that much reading robs the mind of all elasticity, as the continual pressure of a weight does a spring, and that the surest way of never having any thoughts of your own is to pick up a book every time you have a free moment. The practice of doing this is the reason erudition makes most men duller and sillier than they are by nature and robs their writings of all effectiveness: they are in Pope's words: For ever reading, never to be read.

[Anonymous No.19672659]

>>19672653
It's american press

[Anonymous No.19672689]

>But it is common knowledge that religions don’t want conviction, on the basis of reasons, but faith, on the basis of revelation. And the capacity for faith is at its strongest in childhood: which is why religions apply themselves before all else to getting these tender years into their possession. It is in this way, even more than by threats and stories of miracles, that the doctrines of faith strike roots: for if, in earliest childhood, a man has certain principles and doctrines repeatedly recited to him with abnormal solemnity and with an air of supreme earnestness such as he has never before beheld, and at the same time the possibility of doubt is never so much as touched on, or if it is only in order to describe it as the first step towards eternal perdition, then the impression produced will be so profound that in almost every case the man will be almost incapable of doubting this doctrine as of doubting his own existence, so that hardly one in a thousand will then possess the firmness of mind seriously and honestly to ask himself: is this true?

[Anonymous No.19672700]

Redpill me on percolators

[Anonymous No.19672722]

>>19668132
real men use french press

[Anonymous No.19672726]

>>19672722
Real men don't use anything with "french" in the name, other than french fries.

[Anonymous No.19672730]

>>19672652
sounds like it makes bad coffee.

[Anonymous No.19672736]

>>19672700
they suck and make you a fag with long unkempt hair.

[Anonymous No.19672741]

>>19672700
I'm not sure if there's a worse mainstream method of coffee brewing

[Anonymous No.19672769]

>As the biggest library if it is in disorder is not as useful as a small but well-arranged one, so you may accumulate a vast amount of knowledge but it will be of far less value to you than a much smaller amount if you have not thought it over for yourself; because only through ordering what you know by comparing every truth with every other truth can you take complete possession of your knowledge and get it into your power.

[Anonymous No.19672775]

new 'ean

[Anonymous No.19672778]

>>19672736
>>19672741
So you're saying I should buy one

[Anonymous No.19672787]

>>19672488
>sit in a dirty apartment kitchen in a small town in italy with a grimy moka pot sputtering and dripping onto the hot plate
>ok frogs, I declare this council meeting open. First on the agenda, and for the record: my goffee > than your coffee, simple as
>An obese toad leans in from the shadow and plops down a color print graph mapping the simulated wind resistance of 70mm flat burrs. Its simple really, if you arent grinding on unimodal 70mm flats in the kg 15 to kg 70 seasoning range its just not gonna taste good
>the moka pot is now just ejecting straight steam, unattended
>a tall dark haird frog enters the room with a huge duffel bag dripping of blood and oily tipped beans. He catches his breath. I finally got Trabatti to join our council, he says as he sits down
>lets all commit to another year of replying >skill issue desu so we can project an aura of superiority without actually knowing anything about coffee
>you mean goffee
>what?
>the fat frog loses sphincter control and sharts all over the cheap plastic chair
>sorry, ive bean dialing in my new burrs and im on my 34th turbo shot of the day. You know what Lance says, turbo shots turbo shits. I have a graph of pooping patterns to maximize toilet bowl agitation here somewhere let me just find it
>why is there a lilydrip in the shart?
> a couple of hours later, the frogs are all passed out on the floor from aluminum poisoning, gently tweaking their nipples and mumbling >skill issue desu to themselves
Oh no im not on the council aw shucks

[Anonymous No.19672801]

>>19672787

[Anonymous No.19672809]

>>19672488
This is true

[Anonymous No.19672813]

>>19672787
Just say you don't know what you're talking about and move on.

[Anonymous No.19672847]

>>19672485
based

[Anonymous No.19672863]

Based Alberto going to every supermarket in his town weighing nespresso capsule boxes and ranting about the aluminium wastes.

[Anonymous No.19672873]

>>19672863
>Yeah, get that aluminum, Morty. It’s 8% of the Earth. We’ll need every atom.

[Anonymous No.19672878]

>>19668260
This seems pretty simple, bros. Maybe I should buy one of these.

[Anonymous No.19672886]

>>19672809
wtf is this real?????

[Anonymous No.19672894]

>>19672886
Yes.

[Anonymous No.19672897]

>>19672886
Yep. China only(I think) so you had to buy through a taobao forwarder. You might be still able to snag one at a ridiculous markup if you look hard enough.

[Anonymous No.19672900]

>>19667776
i drink coffee in the morning to shit my guts out like a bulldozer going down my intestines leaving me squeaky clean and feeling light its the best feel ever

[Anonymous No.19672903]

>>19672878

[Anonymous No.19672904]

>>19672886
here's some quino with it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmDAowYXYFA

[Anonymous No.19672909]

>>19672897
How did pepe get popular in China?

[Anonymous No.19672910]

They should make a bpa free plastic moka pot

[Anonymous No.19672913]

>>19672775
i havent had good experiences with companies that put so much effort into marketing and labels and shit.

[Anonymous No.19672916]

>>19672903
That looks simple too but that pot costs 10x more than the Bialetti

[Anonymous No.19672932]

>>19672886
fuck wrong video
https://youtu.be/P1dCQub1abY
>>19672909
I've got no clue how it came to be other than Hario just being fucking based kek. If it released in Japan too I feel like it would have shown up on Kurasu so it might just be a loose ip rights china thing.

[Anonymous No.19672938]

>>19672932
Who holds the ip rights to pepe?

[Anonymous No.19672939]

>>19672916
Are you in Europe?

No: SAD!

Yes: https://www.mokista.it/prodotto/la-tua-moka-definitiva-3-1-tazze-finitura-bianca-in-acciaio-inox/

[Anonymous No.19672942]

>>19672938
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Furie#Lawsuits_involving_Pepe_the_Frog

[Anonymous No.19672947]

>>19672942
Its considered a hate symbol? Why's it allowed on twitch?

[Anonymous No.19672950]

>>19672947
Looks like he only sues right wingers

[Anonymous No.19672978]

I have an induction stove. Should I buy the Moka induction pot or the normal Moka pot with an induction plate?

[Anonymous No.19673014]

>>19672939
I think he was referring specifically to the conical one, which is very expensive
https://alessi.com/products/la-conica-espresso-coffee-maker

[Anonymous No.19673038]

>>19672978
For price reference:
3 cup moka pot + induction plate = $51
4 cup moka induction pot = $49

[Anonymous No.19673046]

>>19673038
Also on the induction pot apparently the "4 cups" only refers to the base where you put the water, so if you actually use it to make 4 cups it will be watered down in comparison to the normal pot, so you have to not fill it as much apparently? That's what I got from the Amazon reviews. Also I think that might answer my question and I should just get the normal pot and the induction plate. Unless someone knows otherwise.

[Anonymous No.19673108]

>>19672489
>>19672494
No. Cowboy coffee is medium to coarse ground coffee added to boiling hot water, mixed, and steeped. Basically french press without the mesh filter and press. Turkish coffee is extremely fine ground coffee added to cold water and brought to a boil multiple times before it's served. Very different finished beverages.

[Anonymous No.19673139]

Kinda proud of how this bed turned out

[Anonymous No.19673222]

>>19673139
Beautiful anon. Absolutely beautiful.

[Anonymous No.19673242]

>>19672978
>>19673038
>>19673046
Actually I think I might just get one of the stainless steel ones instead.

[Anonymous No.19673253]

>>19673014
The peak Alessi is the 9090 model.

Also buy one from this list >19666148 if you want a stainless moka made in Italy.

As a (nice) outsider I’d like to add the ILSA slancio which was made in Italy but now it’s made in China, still good quality though. It’s 4 cups instead of 3.

[Anonymous No.19673257]

>>19673253
List >>19666148

[Anonymous No.19673520]

Live kino. Installing ssp casts into a gevi grindmaster.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vlf0qmV7jSE

[Anonymous No.19673890]

Good espresso beans

[Anonymous No.19673969]

>>19667776
I have the stainless steel version, called a musa. I like it a lot.

[Anonymous No.19674064]

>>19673969
Same. Exceptional workhorse.

[Anonymous No.19674067]

>>19672903
So sexxxy wow

[Anonymous No.19674071]

>>19672947
Profound mental retardation.

[Anonymous No.19674072]

>>19673969
What size is good?

[Anonymous No.19674073]

>>19672809
The most racist MRE I've ever seen

[Anonymous No.19674103]

Why is there literally zero explanation in existence on the Internet on where the grounds go in a super automatic espresso machine

[Anonymous No.19674119]

>>19674103
Where the fuck do you think they go? Onto the floor, or into a compartment in the machine for later dumping?

[Anonymous No.19674129]

>>19674103
into the coffee :)
its 100% more coffee per coffee.

[Anonymous No.19674163]

>>19674072
How much coffee you want to make?

[Anonymous No.19674304]

Me likey goffee

[Anonymous No.19674502]

Today i will remind them
https://dailycoffeenews.com/2020/03/20/how-cup-color-shape-and-texture-affect-perceptions-of-coffee/

[Anonymous No.19674657]

>>19672939
>shills the mokista and not the giannini
real bro

[Anonymous No.19674853]

Best hand grinder for moka?

[Anonymous No.19674862]

>>19674853
how do you feel about vertical cranks?

[Anonymous No.19674863]

>>19674103
>>19674119
They go to "the other place"

[Anonymous No.19674902]

>>19674853
Kingrinder K4 if you're cheap, Kinu M47 if you're not, 1zpresso J if you want to feel less poor than the kingrinder crowd.

[Anonymous No.19674948]

Behold perfection

[Anonymous No.19675077]

All of the memes are getting to me, I'm thinking about getting a moka. I remember hearing something about aluminum vs steel, is there a specific one I should look for?
>>19674902
Would I use the same grind setting as I do for espresso?

[Anonymous No.19675081]

>>19675077
Coarser. If you've already got an espresso setup theres no reason to buy a pot.

[Anonymous No.19675088]

>>19674863
With ~9 hours of distance from his initial question, I think he's retarded and just not realizing superautos have grinders?
>where the grounds go

[Anonymous No.19675093]

>>19675077
>aluminum vs steel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8obPXv9o_Lk

[Anonymous No.19675094]

>>19675081
If you've already got an espresso setup theres plenty of reasons to buy a pot.

[Anonymous No.19675104]

>>19674948
Ordered one of these yesterday. What size is that? I bought the 4 cup model. I only make coffee for myself and that seemed like enough.

[Anonymous No.19675105]

>>19675094
Italian dust trap. Or you could keep sugar packets in it like a flaming homosexual.

[Anonymous No.19675122]

>>19674862
Idgaf?

[Anonymous No.19675124]

>>19675122
does it need to be bench mounted?

[Anonymous No.19675127]

>>19675093
>six full minutes of talking for him to say that the aluminum one burned it and might poison you
Thanks for the heads-up lol

>>19675081
>>19675094
>mfw

[Anonymous No.19675128]

>>19675127
Don't waste your money on a meme.

[Anonymous No.19675133]

>>19675127
If you want to master the goffee craft get a moka pot.

[Anonymous No.19675136]

I found a semi burnt coffee bean in the bag I just purchased.
Is it safe to drink coffee out of these beans or should I throw away all of them?

[Anonymous No.19675139]

>>19675136
Beautiful italian beans anon. You should frame them.

[Anonymous No.19675141]

Anybody tried the chink Yirong beans?
>Fresh tea aromas
is that a meme?

[Anonymous No.19675142]

>>19675077
It depends on your moka and coffee.

I usually grind slightly over the espresso range but for some coffees like pic related I go finer down to the espresso range (1.5.0 on JX Pro S), with this setting I’m close to choking the moka but as long as it works and the goffee tastes good I’m ok with it.

[Anonymous No.19675152]

Simple as.

[Anonymous No.19675153]

>his last post has been made 25 days ago

Alberto bros, you scared him with all the shilling here.

[Anonymous No.19675162]

>>19675152
A femanon in MY goffee official??

[Anonymous No.19675163]

>>19675141
>is that a meme?
depends how you brew it and how keen your senses are and how advanced your palate is

[Anonymous No.19675165]

>Even that wannabe youtuber who shills himself constantly has mastered the moka.
The Moka Pot Is Not A Meme.

[Anonymous No.19675166]

>>19675142
cut your nails anon
nice grounds tho.
how much is that dose.

[Anonymous No.19675169]

>>19675165
dios mio

[Anonymous No.19675171]

>>19675153
Its just the one faggot. Alberto is wrong about nearly all things coffee, but right to be scared.

[Anonymous No.19675175]

>>19675163
Purely based on your answer i'm going with meme and not adding them to my cart.

[Anonymous No.19675182]

>>19675166
I need my nails like that to play the guitar with my fingers.

>dose
10-11 grams, I’m making 1 cup with the reducer on the single cup position.
With the reducer on the 3 cups position I weighted 21-22 grams of beans.

[Anonymous No.19675187]

>>19675162
It's a bro though.

[Anonymous No.19675206]

>>19675175
sounds like a skill issue to me
i have had coffee that had a "Fresh tea aroma"
but i didnt pick the coffee based on that, i never read that shit.
"tasting notes" are on the very bottom of the list of things that should determine whether you buy a coffee or not.

[Anonymous No.19675215]

>>19675141
Chinese grown ethiopian genetics? Absolutely going to get some floral teas in there if its not roasted out.

[Anonymous No.19675230]

>>19675206
What should be at the top? I'm open to suggestions, i'm mostly retarded.

>>19675215
So you suggest pass mostly? I'm a novice if that matters.

[Anonymous No.19675240]

>>19675124
Idgaf?

[Anonymous No.19675257]

>>19675230
Its going to be better than shitty indian robusta, thats for sure. China isn't a "mainstream" coffee growing region yet so you hear less about it, but there's nothing stopping them from producing great crop. That could be fantastic coffee, or it could just be ok. Give it a try, you never know. I just roasted up a guji a week ago.
https://www.sweetmarias.com/ethiopia-guji-goro-bedessa-7620.html

[Anonymous No.19675261]

>aluminium users will never experience this beauty

[Anonymous No.19675268]

Noone replied to his post 40 minutes ago so he has to spam another.

[Anonymous No.19675271]

>>19675261
Beautiful extraction. Show goffee.

[Anonymous No.19675287]

>>19675271
It’s gone.

Refer to >>19668288

[Anonymous No.19675290]

>>19675257
How'd you chose the guji?

[Anonymous No.19675309]

>>19675261
thats how the basket looks every day in my aluminium moka
except the pattern is different of course, i am using an E&B Lab competition filter after all.

[Anonymous No.19675311]

>>19675309

[Anonymous No.19675317]

>>19675311
me standing over my moka every morning.

[Anonymous No.19675327]

I'm tired of pretending the moka pot is a meme. It's obvious why some feel threatened and impotent.
Mokapeople today is the day i say enough..
"ENOUGH"
Today let the moka pot filter the unskilled bitter goffeelet.
Tomorrow we brew. Mark my words.

[Anonymous No.19675338]

>>19675327
Theres a lot of talk about skill, tell me about your skills personally anon. How did you develop them and who was your sensei? You didnt just watch a youtube video right?

[Anonymous No.19675355]

>>19675290
Read through the new arrivals and after roasting a few hundred lbs over the years I've got a pretty good idea of what I'm looking for. Bought 5lbs of ethiopian greens that weren't up last time since I was running low. Last order was 3lbs of burundis, 2 lbs of kenyans, 1lbs each of columbian, rwandan, ethiopian. I try to keep a variety of different origins on hand so I've always got something interesting on tap. On the lookout for some costa rican coffees I had last year to stock up on.
https://thecaptainscoffee.com/products/costa-rica-hacienda-la-florida-gesha-natural
https://thecaptainscoffee.com/products/costa-rica-finca-la-bella-bourbon-natural

[Anonymous No.19675381]

>>19675338
I'm no arrogant goffeemancer and to be totally honest with you today i sometimes get filtered by the mokaLord myself as perfection is nothing but an horizon to which i walk every day. When you nail a brew it's rich flavourfull and thick of aromas, lucious in your mouth.
The hoffmeme hot water start has yielded marginal results at best for my testing leaving me with the traditiional cold water start method. I grew up watching my parents brew their daily morning moka long before youtube was a thing. There is some truth to the Schopenhauerposting >>19672537
>>19672580
>>19672658
>>19672769 it's even worse now with the tubes.
And you tell me about your moka pot story. What skill level are you?

[Anonymous No.19675482]

That’s it lads, I’m starting my Instagram page dedicated to moka worshipping and kino pictures taken by (me).

This means that I will start collecting moka pots to diversify my shots.

[Anonymous No.19675490]

>that kino cup

Alberto seriously need someone skilled who takes his social media pages into his hands, there’s so much potential in that place.

[Anonymous No.19675524]

>>19675355
i hate how those trays look why do people buy them?

[Anonymous No.19675571]

>>19675355
I don't want to see pictures of niggers when I buy coffee, I just want to know that they've been enslaved to pick it up from the plantations while suffering shedding sweat and blood.

[Anonymous No.19675588]

>>19675524
Cheap, big surface area, and higher walls than a paper plate. I just bought it so I can dump in beans and pull any defects/quakers quickly. I wish it were a little more flexible but its probably worth the $4 to not have to dig through aliexpress.

[Anonymous No.19675594]

>>19675381
>tell me about your moka pot story
I got my moka pot as a student 15 years ago to make "espresso". When I started getting into coffee I put it in the cupboard and got a v60. These days im a middle aged fatcat and have all brewing methods available. I take the moka pot out when I have a bean I want to try it with or to get variety. Twice per month or so. I know the usual tricks and can make a good cup of coffee with it. I dunk on it here a lot because its impractical (forget it if you have guests) and niche. I also love the moka sperg that ensues

[Anonymous No.19675657]

>>19675594
>forget it if you have guests
That's why you have several anon right?

[Anonymous No.19675672]

>>19675594
>if you have guests
haha

[Anonymous No.19675690]

>>19675657
I cant imagine anything more embarrasing than bringing out the novelty size bialetti in front of guests. And if they would see that I have multiples that would be even worse. Also sometimes I have 12+ people at my house
>>19675672
Moka target audience right here

[Anonymous No.19675867]

So I'm almost on my last 340g bag of beans that means I need to re-up on 3 fresh bags. Usually pick a roaster and buy three different espresso roasts from them. Last two were partners and dark matter. Who should I go with this time? Proud mary?

[Anonymous No.19675890]

>>19675690
I usually don’t have more than 6 people as guests at my place so a 6 cups moka is perfect.

I have a 3/1 cups moka and a 6/3 cups moka, so with the reduces it’s like having 3 moka pots but they’re only 2. :)

[Anonymous No.19675896]

>>19675867
https://jacobsensvart.no/ faggot

[Anonymous No.19675898]

>>19675867
proud mary are overpriced for the quality and selection they offer.

[Anonymous No.19675935]

>>19675890
Just as God intended

[Anonymous No.19675936]

>Ready to celebrate a special day.
>I’m not lost, I only create with a small understatement mood.
>But I’ll return soon to my usual habits.
>”With license to roast”

[Anonymous No.19675989]

>>19675936
grande

[Anonymous No.19675992]

>>19675989

[Anonymous No.19676003]

>>19675896
What is even this. No selection under espresso. Can't understand the rest of the site to see other beans.

>>19675898
So no suggestions?

[Anonymous No.19676022]

bros

[Anonymous No.19676029]

>>19675992
grande
>grande
grande
>grande
grande
>grande
grande
>grande

[Anonymous No.19676077]

>>19675896
>https://jacobsensvart.no/ faggot
fuck off eurofag
>>19676003
anything natural processed and fermented.

[Anonymous No.19676191]

>>19676003
>So no suggestions?
For someone who buys espresso roasts? Nah.

[Anonymous No.19676219]

>>19676191
>salty cuz he got no espresso maker
it's okay kid

[Anonymous No.19676269]

>>19676219
My pressure transducer costs more than a gaggia bud.

[Anonymous No.19676306]

>>19676269
Don't care, my father works at Nintendo

[Anonymous No.19676322]

>>19676077
i believe Norway uses the Norwegian Krone

[Anonymous No.19676324]

>>19676269
>he got the app enabled penis stretcher
Just work on your personality bro

[Anonymous No.19676327]

NEW THREAD
>>19676325
>>19676325
>>19676325
>>19676325

[Anonymous No.19676333]

>>19676324
Had it before you watched a hoffmeme video about it.

[Anonymous No.19676337]

>>19676333
>>19676333
So it didn't stretch? You have to keep stretching?!

[Anonymous No.19676356]

>>19676337
I've got the holy trips on my side. You're outgunned pal.

[Anonymous No.19676370]

>>19676356
Exactly which leaves me worried, the constant stretching must be really serious then. I really hope those trips alleviate the problematic.

[Anonymous No.19676388]

>>19676370
Italian public school must be dismal.

[Anonymous No.19677299]

My biggest win today: I found nice specialty coffee in the espresso-focused Switzerland. Glad I'm only here for a few days. Cheers