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Righto lads. I'm making pizza. I haven't bought specific ingredients, I just upped and decided I wanted pizza. Looks like salmon and feta.

>> No.19663569

>>19663565
Why are so many anons talking about pizza tonight :|

>> No.19663570

You’re gonna have to cook it low and slow for like a few weeks before that cutting board gets soft enough to chew.

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Better get out the pizza oven.

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Looks like I'm going to need my handy dandy notebook.

>> No.19663591

>>19663576
>XL
Lol, does the pizza printer just pump out a really long rectangle after you dump in the ingredients?

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>>19663591
All will be revealed in time my son.

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Evan Cado has joined the chat

>> No.19663621

Tell me OP are you going to cook the salmon on the pizza or put it on raw? I've seen it finished with smoked salmon but never like this.
I will be watching this thread with great interest.

>> No.19663630

>>19663614
fuck me I thought that was Nikocados ballsack. I hate this place

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>>19663621
I'm going to fry that mafcker then flake it on. This pizza is going to ball out. Going to put Evan Cado, gherkins and mayo on it too. Might even rock this young gun.

>> No.19663635

>>19663631
godspeed soldier you're winning me over

>> No.19663639
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Let's ride homies

>> No.19663647

>>19663639
why floor

>> No.19663650
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>>19663635
Salman Rushdie

>> No.19663655

>>19663647
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>> No.19663658

>>19663647
You can tell by the plugs that this is a third world affair.

>> No.19663660

>>19663658
but he's white

>> No.19663661

>>19663658
That power strip is older than you.

>> No.19663662

>>19663639
Dudes making 'mon'za while practicing ballet. Based.

>> No.19663663

>>19663660
sexpat

>> No.19663666
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Remember to based you're Salman Rushdie

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Ride the snake to the lake

>> No.19663686

>>19663663
oh so he's based?
>>19663684
strong start, lets see you stick the landing

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>>19663686

>> No.19663715

>>19663705
hold the fuck on, when did eggs enter the equation and show me that salmon boy

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Caviar my lord?

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>>19663715
>Not frying eggs in your butter and salmon oil

>> No.19663726

>>19663723
not what I'm asking. OP said he was making pizza with salmon, feta and maybe avocado, gherkins, and mayo. Eggs are a rogue element.

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>>19663726
Retard.

>> No.19663733
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Lord have mercy

>> No.19663738

>>19663726
He's a fat man. He needs eggs while he waits or he may die.

>> No.19663752

>>19663738
checks out
Did OP die? Where's the dough doughboy?

>> No.19663754

>>19663752
He is busy eating eggs before he dies, smarty-pants.

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Time to remove any bones

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Oh no, what am I to do with this salmon skin that someone has seasoned

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Dough is ready cunts

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Finna let that shit rise like Jesus on Easter

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>> No.19663910

>>19663785
Hurry up. You must be tired of eating all the eggs by now.

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>>19663910
Shits rising homeslice.

>> No.19663972

>>19663955
Those are some comfy bowls you got there, pardner

>> No.19663981

>>19663972
Yeah bro. One of them was my Gran's. It's older than me. Her ashes are around here somewhere too.

>> No.19663982

>>19663955
Why didn't you make your balls nice and tidy? You seriously telling me you don't like your balls tidy?

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>>19663982
My balls are always in good nick. I always freak out when I trim them and see that jagged ass scar staring back at me.

>> No.19664000

>>19663992
Wrong. These balls(>>19663955)
are not in good nick.

Making tidy balls is one of the most satisfying parts of making pizza dough imo.

>> No.19664006

>>19664000
Good for you faggot.

>> No.19664013

>>19664006
Your egg balls are insignificant, and overly smooth.

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>>19664013
Stay mad kid.

>> No.19664028

>>19664024
Pshh. Mad? I'm not the one hiding my egg balls with citrus fruit!

>> No.19664050

>>19664028
You're lucky I don't want to get banned or you'd be looking at my ball balls.

>> No.19664058

>>19664050
Pretty sure I've already seen them from past threads, you egg nut ass freak.

>> No.19664070

>>19664058
Yeah nah I'm going to show you my balls after I've eaten you faggot.

>> No.19664085

>>19664070
I'll show you your balls while you're eating, queer.

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>>19664085
I implore you to do that.

>> No.19664098

>>19664095
Id be happy to oblige. Hurry the hell up and get your za cooked.

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>>19664098
Stop stalking me

>> No.19664115

>>19664103
It's too late. Just let me know when you're eating.

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>>19664115
Just ate some peanuts lad.

>> No.19664128

>>19664120
I hope you washed your hands, boy. You get them dirty dickbeaters all up in those nuts.

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>>19664128
I just dropped a deuce lad. Of course I washed my dickbeater.

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>>19664139
Well done, m8.

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>>19664151

>> No.19664159

>>19664139
When you're ready, my friend.

>>/ck/thread/17672114#p17673313

>> No.19664170

>>19664139
You have soft hands

>> No.19664171
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Visitors get salmon.

>> No.19664184

>>19664159
Holy fuck I'm based

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>>19664170
All the better to caress you with

>> No.19664193

>>19664184
I hope you were eating when you clicked that link.
It was a very entertaining thread.

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>>19664193
Nah man.

>> No.19664210

>>19664193
You don't happen to have that onion sandwich thread do you? I remember sleeping on the lawn and the left side of my head getting sunburned and having a blood nose.

>> No.19664211

>>19664206
DAMN YOU TO HELL EGGNUTS!

>> No.19664214

>>19664210
I just went through the archive using heineken as a search word. Did you say "onion sandwich" in the thread?

>> No.19664226

>>19664210
>>/ck/thread/19041377#p19042659

You didn't make onion sandwiches.

>> No.19664227

>>19664214
Yes. Pretty sure I asked for the webm to clarify the ingredients.

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>>19664226
Yeah I Zimbabwed you idiots. There was one where I did. I ran out of gas and had to use the BBQ. I got maggot on wine. It was pretty sick.

>> No.19664243
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19664243

KEK!

>> No.19664246
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>>19664243
You are a deceiver.

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>>19664246
I'm a cat and /ck/ is my mouse.

>> No.19664256

>>19664243
And you are still using the same old puns from yesteryear.

>>/ck/thread/18923940#p18928502

>> No.19664273

>>19664256
Holy fuck I love cabbage and potatoes! That's not the thread either. The one I'm talking about all took place outdoors.

>> No.19664281

>>19664273
Same. Especially with homemade kraut. It appears as if you didn't say onion sandwich, so I can't find it... yet.

>> No.19664283
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>>19664281
There was an abundance of Sour Krauts in 1945.

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>> No.19664309

>>19663684
Funny. I watched this last night.
https://youtu.be/pAa1NNrdUMM?si=GLa0JK5cSldvxF78

>> No.19664329

>>19664309
I love The Doors. Have you seen the movie with Val Kilmer?
Remember
>Mr Mojo Risin'
From LA Woman? Anagram of Jim Morrison. He was pretty rapey.

>> No.19664332

>>19664329
His dad was cia.

>> No.19664340

>>19664332
Criminal In America

>> No.19664380
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Let's get into her then. One step at a time. Music then pre heat the oven.

>> No.19664383

>>19663614
fat fuck

>> No.19664388
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>>19664383
Big boned. You insensitive cock sucker.

>> No.19664393
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Much like testicles, which seems to be the theme of this thread, one is bigger than the other.

>> No.19664398
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Kowabanga. Going to watch Ninja Turtles tonight (the first one)

>> No.19664404
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I've got wood

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>> No.19664434

>>19664421
Lmao your eggnuts are bigger than your gherkin.

>> No.19664440
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>>19664434
Get f>>19664434
uckt cunt

>> No.19664443
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Evan (Cado) joined the chat.

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Salmon and dill

>> No.19664458

glancing through the thread and fucking hell that's so much work for so little payoff

just go buy a pizza at some artisan place that doesn't use vegetable oils and work your job instead

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your posts are hilarious, monitoring

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>>19664458
>Work
Are you retarded bro? I made dough in the breadmaker and I've been drinking and watching rugby for 3 hours.

>> No.19664469

>>19664464
i meant the money you make at work stupid

>> No.19664470

>>19664464
Why are you cooking the salmon twice?

>>19664458
Glance harder next time, scrub.

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>>19664459
Fuck Off weeb faggit simp

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>>19664464
What in the millennial hell?

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>>19664464

>> No.19664488

>>19664481
Is baked avocado a kiwi thing? I fear for your life.

>> No.19664493
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Tabasco and some Parmesan and we're in the oven

>> No.19664530
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Ninja Pizza!

>> No.19664532
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Where is my pizz

>> No.19664536
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Cunt balls

>> No.19664556
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>>19664536
I meant Kowabanga

>> No.19664649
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>> No.19664762
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Based and Kowabanga pilled

>> No.19664766
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Iime ma cock lmao

>> No.19664836

>>19664649
Grim

>> No.19664931
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>>19664836
For you

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>>19664649
bon.

>> No.19664973

>>19664458
>work your job instead.
Ah, yes, the thing we all want to do instead. How much of a stupid Andrew Tate subscribing retard do you have to be to come with this take, kid?
>no you just can't hang out, watch sports, cook food, and jerk your pecker around. That's time you could be spending making money!
Ridiculous

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>>19664957
>>19664973
Here's a you, you fuckin psychos.

>> No.19665371

>>19664649
Is that a recreation of the turtle folks pizza from their misadventures? It all makes sense now.

>> No.19665440

>>19664649
I was your OG supporter but fell asleep at some point in the proofing process. IDK about your decision to cook the avocado but I'd still eat it.

>> No.19665449

>>19665440
I fell asleep as well. :[

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>>19665449
>>19665440
Just remembered you cunts wanted to see my balls.

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>>19665512
Noice

>> No.19665598

>>19665512
Wait. That's the real McCoy. You're gonna get b&, pigboard man.
>>19665521
You, too, ballposter

>> No.19665608

>>19665512
ok but like, how was the pizza? Is this something you actually enjoy? And how did you discover this unique cuisine?

>> No.19665617

>>19665512
Your nutsack is fitting for that gherkin of yours.

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Idk man. I can't find my ball scar but just ban me anyway haha

>> No.19665802

>>19664973
sorry I think you misunderstood me